‘Why the Long Face?’: Sarah Palin Responds to John Kerry’s Missing Governor Joke

"He looked so sad."

June 26, 2009 at 11:02 am - Conservatives4Palin
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Dave, Tn   June 26th, 2009 - 11:41 am

That’s a very old joke about a very old joke. Hire someone.

msbdysnatcher   June 26th, 2009 - 11:58 am

What a great come back. Bet when kerry made his joke he had others write it for him. The man is about as funny as a pile of dog crap.

I Served in Vietnam   June 26th, 2009 - 12:22 pm

Not funny.

http://www.LIVESHOT.cc

http://www.SWIFTVETS.com

I SERVED IN VIETNAM.

Old Man   June 26th, 2009 - 12:29 pm

John Kerry IS A JOKE!

TED KENNEDY   June 26th, 2009 - 12:38 pm

He is just as HONEST as I am.

http://www.inlibertyandfreedom.com/mjk.htm

http://www.FATBOY.cc

Buglend   June 26th, 2009 - 12:41 pm

Three cheers for Governor Palin – Kerry is Kraapp

CHRI$ DODD   June 26th, 2009 - 12:44 pm

John Kerry is just as HONEST as I am.

http://www.DumpChrisDodd.com

Need a good mortgage rate?

Hickok   June 26th, 2009 - 1:04 pm

In the below link you’ll find the most recent photo of Dr. MaryFat$$, AKA Queen LaQueefer. This pic was taken recently at the Grand Opening of Dr. MaryFatA$$’s Discount Handjob Hut in Chicago. 50 cents per whack, 3 for a dollar. Group rates available. Bring your own Handiwipes.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_t73ka78xFDI/ScuoY-zR59I/AAAAAAAAAaw/5KAKxVRnMr0/s400/star+jones.jpg

Sour Grapes   June 26th, 2009 - 1:07 pm

I do so agree, Dr. Mary Pat Jordan

Hickok   June 26th, 2009 - 1:09 pm

Here she is in Zimbabwe before she stowed away on a cargo liner to New York. This was when she was known as Queen LaQueefer. Notice the hut in the background which was her original Discount Handjob Hut.She won a prize for having the largest right teat on the Dark Continent.

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THIS IS CNN   June 26th, 2009 - 1:10 pm

Kerry is just as HONEST as http://www.DumpChrisDodd.com

JM1656   June 26th, 2009 - 1:40 pm

Dr Mary Pat, Educating your children with the hate that is liberalism.

Abstinence sure works great, doesn't it?   June 26th, 2009 - 1:53 pm

Speaking of missing, Sarah, what happened to your period in the six weeks before you got married?

Dave, Tn   June 26th, 2009 - 2:07 pm

What’s the matter Liberals? You following the news and finding out Obama’s hotdog diplomacy is FAILING AGAIN on the cap and traitor bill?

Everyone needs a little humor in their life!   June 26th, 2009 - 2:28 pm

No, Dave, we are just enjoying the train wreck known as Sarah try to reinvent herself as a responsible, intelligent woman.

Other   June 26th, 2009 - 2:43 pm

Wow. You people feel threatened by this woman.

It might be nice to have someone with actual leadership experience in office. She is a very smart and capable woman.

Obama is intelligent…but not smart. I’ll take smart any day6.

Dave, Tn   June 26th, 2009 - 2:44 pm

Everyone needs a little humor in their life! He’s only a heartbeat away Bahahahahaha

Biden: New Jersey has a great governor in … Tim Kaine?
http://hotair.com/archives/2009/06/26/biden-new-jersey-has-a-great-governor-in-tim-kaine/

Dr. Mary Fat Pardon Me   June 26th, 2009 - 2:48 pm

Governor Palin makes so much more sense than “Dr.” Mary pat Jordon idiotic ramblings about “whack jobs” (?) and people and subjects that she has absolutely no clue about. Jordon just likes to spout off about any thing that is related to Governor Palin, or in any way shape or form conservative. I guess Jordon expects the entire U.S. to become one big Detroit, or New Orleans, Washington, DC or for that matter, California. Wow. Those places have done so well under years and years of democrat, liberal leadership. Ms. Jordon: Please go spout your liberal ignorant views on your own blog. Guess you don’t have too much company there, so you have to come here and try to stir the pot, so to speak. Get LOST!

Teddy Kennedy   June 26th, 2009 - 3:28 pm

Let’s hope conservatives start calling out the lefty-nastys about their complete lack of civility. Or better, jokes about liberals. How about David Letterman colloborating with Roman Polanski about young love? Or John Kerry marring a Heinz(57 flavors)? Or saying that she’s glad she didn’t get a ride home with Teddy Kennedy?
And who or what is the “Dr” jordan? Typical blogger with no life.

Dr. Klit Torris   June 26th, 2009 - 3:35 pm

Breitbart,
Just poking a little fun at Dr. MaryFatA$$(the only poking she’s had in a while), and you censor me. C’mon.

Clueless in Wasilla!   June 26th, 2009 - 4:05 pm

Other,
Trust me; no one is afraid of this woman. Republicans should be because she is clueless and the rest of the party is rapidly self-destructing so there is no where else to go. She is a standing joke and Democrats would love to see her run for no other reason than they would get months of enjoyment watching Tina Fey spoof her again!

Larse   June 26th, 2009 - 5:04 pm

I told Sarah not to get into the arguing with comedians mess… You are just guaranteed to lose… Whenever anyone thinks of a politician to make fun of, you don’t want to be the first on the list. But dear Sarah is not known for doing much right…

She should just do what the rest of the GOP runners are doing and hide out like a frightened rabbit…

Hickok   June 26th, 2009 - 5:50 pm

Folks, Larse will not be on this site this week end. He will be taking advantage of Walmart’s Michael Jackson Memorial Sale. It’s called “Boy’s Pants Half Off.”
Dr. MaryFatA$$ just sent away for her Bubbles The Chimp Blow Up Doll.

Pencey   June 26th, 2009 - 6:37 pm

L’Arse it’s time for you to go Barack yourself, but before you do that you better have your LEFT-WING WACKJOB NAKED BIKE RIDE.

Larse   June 26th, 2009 - 7:25 pm

Hi Pencey,

I think you need to have the medications your are taking evaluated by in independent doctor. I deal with a lot of nuts, but your case is probably easy to cure. I think they are giving you too many meds and they are not mixing well at all…

Laffing at (L)Arsehole   June 26th, 2009 - 10:54 pm

I told Sour Grapes not to get into a contest with the (L)Arsehole because both of them are whining turds compared to the girth of mary fat…

But the long faced kerry is botox dead brain much like the dim bulbed leftists on here. hahaha!! Morons!!

Pencey   June 27th, 2009 - 1:36 am

@L’Arse

You better have your DEMOCRATZ LEFT-WING WACKJOB NAKED BIKE RIDE, immediately.

And after your NAKED BIKE RIDE, you can go “Barrack” yourself.

These laughter quotations are yours pal.

BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahahahahhahahahaa!!!

“Liberalism” itself is a mental disorder. Your case Dr. Easy Cure L’Arse, is something special.

Sour Grapes   June 27th, 2009 - 4:04 pm

Dr. Mary Pat Jordan, LMAO

Liberalism Is a Mental Disorder,Yeah right coming from xenophobic hate monger Michael Savage (real name: Michael Weiner), held in such utter contempt by decent human beings was banned from England.Even Limbaugh would not speak up for him.Then had the nerve to ask Hillary Clinton for her help lol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwk7GWsfAGY,Enough said.

June Bug   June 28th, 2009 - 2:53 pm

I don’t know or care who Dr. M.PatJ is, but her comments are a joke. Is she educated? Since she is a Dr. of
some kind, does that mean she knows the difference between a facist/socialist democrat and an American democrat? We have
We have had the best country in the world with people knocking on our door just to be able to experience
freedom and the right to be educated and work hard. As I see it, the facist/socialist democrats want all of us
worker bees to give it up to people who don’t choose to become educated and who don’t have the initiative to
do anything except spend a government check. Now, since most of the posts on this site are lame and unkind
today, why not try to ratch it up a notch and show some intelligence. We have enough stupid people in
Washington with O and Company.

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