Update: Tiger Woods Wife Broke Window With Golf Club to Free Him

WESH-TV: Elin Nordegren told officers she was in the house when she heard the accident and came outside. Saylor said officers found Woods laying in the street with his wife hovering over him.

November 27, 2009 at 8:32 pm - WESH-TV
Dateline: Windermere, FL
El Mexicutioner   November 27th, 2009 - 9:10 pm

Maybe he was going to the Walmart Black Friday sale.

Early Cuyler   November 27th, 2009 - 9:34 pm

This whole thing is weird. He wrecked his SUV into a fire hydrant near his house while driving at 2:30AM, but he wasn’t drunk. Pain meds maybe? He had to be on something.

Great to hear he’s alright, though.

NEOFREEDOM   November 27th, 2009 - 9:42 pm

C’mon media leave the guy alone you know he is MARRIED ! Most likely going out to an all night Driving Range to hit some golf BALLS ! Or maybe he was going out to pick up some CHINESE food ! Whatever he’s MARRIED ! For now.

Freddo   November 27th, 2009 - 10:06 pm

It’s Bush’s fault.

SURE IT WAS JUST A FIGHT   November 27th, 2009 - 10:25 pm

Probably a typical argument with his wife. He sped out upset and frustrated. I’m sure most of us have left our homes upset a time or two.

Puck 30   November 27th, 2009 - 10:28 pm

Believe it or not, Tiger has been known in his career to head down to the range at 2 in the morning to hit a bucket or two.

I knew a range in Jersey that use to stay open real late, nice therapy. I think if I owned a place I would open it up if Tiger called.

fulljump   November 27th, 2009 - 11:05 pm

I like the Cleveland HiBORE Monster XLS Tour Driver for busting out car windows. Bigger larger face but with speed and accuracy there’s nothing else like it.

Sylvia   November 27th, 2009 - 11:27 pm

“…his wife was hovering over him.”

Elin had tee’d up a ball on Tiger’s forehead and was using the same 9-iron she used to break the car window.

Hooter   November 28th, 2009 - 12:03 am

Weird, we aren’t hearing the whole thing

Hit The Break Dummy   November 28th, 2009 - 12:20 am

Photos of Tiger Wood after the plastic surgery to repair his face from the injuries sustained in the auto accident outside his home. http://forum.prisonplanet.com/index.php?topic=112895.760

Doug   November 28th, 2009 - 12:38 am

He was pissed at his wife. Nothing like a woman to make you drive like a crazy man.

claspur   November 28th, 2009 - 2:52 am

Go hit a golf ball into Maobummercorn’s right floppy…

claspur   November 28th, 2009 - 3:23 am

Until Maobummercorn provides a Long-Form birth certificate, He’s not constitutionally provided the powers that be to sign anything-more into law.

He’s not done a thing possitive for this nation since being sworn-into office, and His Mad-Dash to get everything sign-to law since, has been anti-American and against the constitution of this nation.
I think the time has come to put a stop to the fracture of this nation, NOW!

Demand that He provides proof He’s legitimate to hold this office that He’s making a mockery-of.

In the next three years, most of you have no idea how bad it’s going to
get.

Tiger Woods? Give Me Break !

I don’t comply…. and neither should you.

Doesn’t it bother anyone why Maobummercorn wants these bills passed-so rapidly? (make anyone think, and wonder why?)

Psssttt… it’s because He’s an anti-American usurper.

Here We are…. almost eleven months into His term….. can anyone yet tell us all what Maobummercorn in a single instance, has done a single thing-possitive for this nation yet?

I’ve been asking that since month-five, and knowone can give me an answer?
That-alone should make you think…. for a single minute, anyway?

He’s a Marxist… a Statist. The people He has surrounding Him are Marxists…. rather you want to admitt-it, or not….that’s what They are.

I don’t rattle-much anymore… I got tired of being afraid to die almost 20 years ago.

You moderate leftists, you better get you heads’ out of your butts, and find what side of the slice your bread is buttered-on.

Osgood   November 28th, 2009 - 3:59 am

Hey Claspur,
Let’s see…”anything-more”,”possitive”,”His Mad-Dash to get everything sign-to law since”,”mockery-of”,”thing-possitive,”a Statist”,”rather you want to admitt-it, or not”,”knowone can give me an answer?”
The answer is for you to go back to elementary school and learn how to use the most basic rules of spelling and grammar before you try and communicate with the grown-ups. You are a complete fool!

Puck 30   November 28th, 2009 - 5:05 am

Here comes TMZ!

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations/

Was she trying to drive a wedge into his head cause he wanted to go get some?

So I Say   November 28th, 2009 - 10:36 am

Osgood November 28th, 2009 – 3:59 am

Hey Claspur,
Let’s see…”anything-more”,”possitive”,”His Mad-Dash to get everything sign-to law since”,”mockery-of”,”thing-possitive,”a Statist”,”rather you want to admitt-it, or not”,”knowone can give me an answer?”
The answer is for you to go back to elementary school and learn how to use the most basic rules of spelling and grammar before you try and communicate with the grown-ups. You are a complete fool!

Thanks,you said all I was about to say to that ignorant idiot.
Btw Claspur, what does Obama have to do with Tiger Woods having an accident?

Calvin&Hobbes   November 28th, 2009 - 11:48 am

Racist people questioning the incident.

Just leave it alone, move along, nothing to see here.

Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton are on their way to capitalize on this incident.

Wife a Racist?   November 28th, 2009 - 12:13 pm

Will his wife be arrested for racism, I wonder if she was ever a cop during the Rodney King crackhead crackdown.

Tiger, If your going to cheat – you got off lucky. Now when are we going to see a picture of the fluffer in which Michelle Obama fixed you up with. Cuz’ that witch hates white people and she has plenty of skanky friends that would suit you better.

Another White Female Gold Digger   November 28th, 2009 - 1:00 pm

The White Girl gold digger obviously got into an rgument because Tiger probably told her she couldn’t spend $500.00 on a clutch purse. She hit him and they came up with a cover up that he’d jump in his car, crash it on purpose, and gain new marks on his face to cover up what she did to him.

Wyatt   November 29th, 2009 - 4:32 pm

This is another stange event that can be attributed to global warming…..

Sarah Palin   December 4th, 2009 - 6:50 pm

The neighbor who responded to scene when his tree was hit said Tiger was SNORING while laid out on the ground with his wife putting a pillow under his head…hhhhmmmm, sound like a power nap to me, with a little help from a 3 Iron. LOL

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