Unknown Creature: Panamanian Teens Find Unidentifiable Remains

Telegraph: A hooked claw visible in one of the photos has been cited as evidence for the popular theory that the creature was a sloth that somehow lost its hair.

September 20, 2009 at 7:22 am - CNN
Dateline: Cerro Azul, Panama
rover   September 20th, 2009 - 8:14 am

Very odd looking thing the kids found.

Craig Allen   September 20th, 2009 - 9:34 am

WASN’T FOUND DEAD THE ‘LITTLE DARLINGS’ KILLED IT!

POOR LITTLE ‘BABIES’ WERE SCARED!

MORONS!

IceCream Rover   September 20th, 2009 - 10:01 am

Fear not! It’s a secret ingredient for one of my exotic ice creams.

This one is called “L’Arse Dead Bijou Supreme.”

When I was at the Napa Food Festival with Nancy Pelosi, she couldn’t get enough of it.

Carter   September 20th, 2009 - 10:06 am

Looks fake to me. It would be interesting to have an accurate autopsy done and have an unbiased entomologist look at it and then tell us the facts.

Wonder how it was ‘coming at’ the kids and what rocks it took to kill it? And wonder what size it is?

joymc   September 20th, 2009 - 10:12 am

ET phone home. ET?ET? OMG what have they done to you? Oh wait that’s a damn sock puppet.

conservativeandproud   September 20th, 2009 - 10:41 am

CNN reporting: can’t believe what they say.

James K   September 20th, 2009 - 11:06 am

We should expect these type of occurences to happen more often no that we’re in Obama’s America.

Ted Kennedy   September 20th, 2009 - 11:55 am

It’s me. I’m back.

IceCream Rover   September 20th, 2009 - 1:40 pm

“Fear not! It’s a secret ingredient for one of my exotic ice creams.
This one is called “L’Arse Dead Bijou Supreme.”
When I was at the Napa Food Festival with Nancy Pelosi, she couldn’t get enough of it.”

Moderater could you ban this person from the comment section. They are impersonating me and making comments that I IceCream Rover have not approved of.

OK   September 20th, 2009 - 2:28 pm

Done!

D. Diana   September 20th, 2009 - 5:27 pm

Having lived in Panama, the first think I thought when I saw the picture and later the video was that it “sure looks like a sloth”, but I found it strange that it didn’t have hair. CNN is so desperate to capture an audience that it reported some stupid story without first investigating. Its called “diversion reporting” – keep our minds off the serious news (such as the current administration’s attempt to radically transform our nation into a socialist society) and entertain us with science fiction. Yes, CNN also did miss the point of the March on D.C. even though it found some diversionary story to report.

Hooter   September 22nd, 2009 - 4:36 am

Americas first test patient under Obama health Care, that my guess anyway…

Travis   September 22nd, 2009 - 11:15 pm

It’s an Obamazombie!

Drake   October 4th, 2009 - 10:25 pm

WTF people? Stop slamming on obama. He obviously has nothing to do with the weird fetus-like creature in PANAMA! An entirely seperate country from the UNITED STATES!
Get a life people. If you’re not going to say anything decent about what could possibly be an amazing discovery, then shutup. Nobody wants to hear your “witty” Obama remarks. Grow up.

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