Tiger Woods: What He’ll Tell His Kids

In a rare, candid moment, golfer Tiger Woods talks about what he will tell his children regarding his personal troubles.

July 1, 2010 at 10:08 am - CBS
Dateline: New York
DontTreadOnMe   July 1st, 2010 - 5:25 pm

I didn't want to listen during lunch.
Was it along the lines of "Daddy had it all and blew it on high-maintenances whores, and that's why you have a broken home."? How about, "Don't be an ungrateful squanderer like your daddy."? I hope he tells them that sex addiction is just a BS excuse morally-bankrupt people like to use for selfishly not controlling their urges and that it isn't caused by genetic factors.

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Hailodumbo   July 1st, 2010 - 5:40 pm

I just hope he keeps playing better so he can make the ride her cup team this fall.

bob1004   July 1st, 2010 - 5:44 pm

hi kids i just want to let you know i made $750mil mistake. I had no respect for your mom pluss i was entitled to have all the women i wanted I was in a different zip code most of the time so it was ok. everyone makes mistake most of them dont destroy lives like mine but it was just a tiny mistake. it was bush's fault anyway.

CarolinaFan   July 1st, 2010 - 5:46 pm

The only Ryder Cup team he makes is the one that RIDES HIM….you know….Call his B***TCHS

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BHO_UMM_UMM_UMM   July 1st, 2010 - 11:47 am

How about we tell Tiger's kids about Tiger for him.

Kids, your father is a POS philanderer who risked your mother's life and health by banging as many tramps as his money and fame could bring him, potentially exposing your mom, and perhaps you, to STDs. You father is dishonest, deceitful, and untrustworthy. Your father can golf well, but he is a total fork-up on the morality and personal responsiblity aspect of himself, i.e., your father's character is crap. Your father is quite cunning, possibly pulling off a turn-around with sorrow and pity for himself rather than you and your mother for his sinful ways.

More importantly, though, your father is loaded with cash, so you should play his game, feign love and respect, and cash in on the opportunity to use him for the only thing he has of value — cash.

PS: Your father made your mother into the highest priced prostitute in the world.

Ella_Stella   July 1st, 2010 - 7:37 pm

Sorry kids. I "SCREWED" up alot, big time.

alfogue   July 1st, 2010 - 12:55 pm

Congratulations, you must be perfect Mr. morally-wealthy.

DarthShatner   July 1st, 2010 - 8:13 pm

He should tell his kids to not get married if they want to have multiple sex partners.

solgreatman   July 1st, 2010 - 8:45 pm

Maybe you can tell em that your mom was a money grubbin whore who only married you for your money.

standard952   July 1st, 2010 - 10:40 pm

Tiger just had his wealth redistributed, i hope he owes his lawyers another 750 million.

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What_what_what   July 2nd, 2010 - 2:03 am

He will say, "Your stepfather is the luckiest man on the planet!!!!!

DontTreadOnMe   July 2nd, 2010 - 3:01 am

I'm a Mrs., thank you, and my husband knows exactly what would happen if he ever lost his faculties and whored around. I also know what would be lost if I was unfaithful. We actually care about the vows we took and act like those mean something, so yeah- I guess we're weird and old-fashioned that way.

BHO_UMM_UMM_UMM   July 1st, 2010 - 8:51 pm

His mom or their mom? If Tiger married his mom, show me the proof. I'm sure he's been called an MF'er by his ex.

freedom rocks   July 2nd, 2010 - 4:23 am

If you take Brit Humes advice, you will know what to tell them.

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Whoever she hooks up with – cha ching! I read she's attending classes at a private college near Orlando – T.A.'s – be ready – hot rich milf on campus!

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I'm pretty sure the prostitutes will tell the one who got the $750 Million Check is the real Ho.

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You could start with the obvious, "I like blondes with big boobs."

rightthoughts   July 3rd, 2010 - 9:30 pm

Tiger should tell his kids that he is a "narcissistic ….. self-absorbed …… nymphomaniac ….. immoral …… waste of human life"

If he does this, he will then have told the truth…………… NO CHANCE OF THIS ………… HE'S A LIBERAL

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