Tiger Woods Treated for Facial Lacerations After Car Crash

WESH: WESH 2 News has learned that golfer Tiger Woods was injured when he hit a fire hydrant and then a tree outside his Isleworth home early on Friday morning. The Florida Highway Patrol said Woods was injured in the crash, which took place at about 2:30 a.m., and was taken to Health Central Hospital.
November 27, 2009 at 3:15 pm - WESH
Dateline: Orlando, FL
EEuro   November 27th, 2009 - 3:24 pm

Obama, Oprah and Tiger, the most powerful and famous Americans of this era.

Need I say more?

Organic Tuscan Kale   November 27th, 2009 - 3:26 pm

I know that most times when i’m driving home at 230 in the morning and hit something and bang myself up, I’m as sober as can be.

The fire hydrant must have washed off the smell of crystal.

Sarah   November 27th, 2009 - 3:27 pm

Look out for those fire hydrants! They have been known to jump out in front of moving vehicles!!! Especially people who are driving under the influence…oh and let’s not forget that evil tree, he was in on it too!!

riley   November 27th, 2009 - 3:32 pm

I could picture the PGA tour and TV EXECs on their knees praying and holding their breath.

motley   November 27th, 2009 - 3:56 pm

He was leaving home at two thirty in the morning? Many a person has left the house from arguing with spouse and gunned the accelerator while backing up to hit a stationary object…. and then, in frustration, did the same thing going forward and hit something else.

dontflagmebro   November 27th, 2009 - 4:06 pm

I hope he makes a full recovery. I think he’s a closet Conservative. Either road rage or some kind of substance use if not booze. Why else charges if it was an accidental acceleration press or loss of control? The police and fire would of known he has plenty money to pay for the tree and hydrant.

O'Really?   November 27th, 2009 - 4:07 pm

At 2:30 in the morning he probably fell asleep. That is a pretty common occurrence at that time of the day. Anyone who has driven at that hour after a long day knows exactly what it feels like. There is absolutely no evidence that alcohol or any other drug is involved. Sarah seems to know a lot about driving under the influence. Maybe you people should just shut up until the facts come in.

EEuro, just what are you trying to say?

claspur   November 27th, 2009 - 4:11 pm

Ummm…errrrr, He has more bathrooms than bedrooms? Did I get that right?

Kevin   November 27th, 2009 - 4:20 pm

At that time of night he was going off to swing his club.

BJ and Bear   November 27th, 2009 - 4:24 pm

I think the Mrs. was playing with the putter

sbisking   November 27th, 2009 - 4:53 pm

It appears that Tiger left the home ticked off, perhaps a domestic issue. Perhaps even after a few beers. You heard here first.

mary M   November 27th, 2009 - 4:59 pm

I thought domestic issues as well. I hope all is okay with him.

billy bob   November 27th, 2009 - 4:59 pm

Hey EEuro, please don’t put Tiger in a group with Oprah and Obama. Tiger wouldn’t be caught dead with those Africans.

Dave, Tn   November 27th, 2009 - 5:41 pm

Get better quick Tiger and good luck dealing with the media wh0res.

racerx   November 27th, 2009 - 6:45 pm

I’m sure he was just heading out to Best Buy with his tent in the back for some of those Black Friday holiday specials.

JP   November 27th, 2009 - 7:04 pm

Cheapy woods, wouldn’t give the wife spending money.
We will NEVER know what happened, ever!!!

Arnie Gittles   November 27th, 2009 - 8:23 pm

Wutchoo talkin about, Willis? BLACK Fryday?

Arnie Gittles   November 27th, 2009 - 8:28 pm

“It appears that Tiger left the home ticked off, perhaps a domestic issue.”
Yo, if de ho’ be moufin’ give her de O.J. Special!

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