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Obama, Oprah and Tiger, the most powerful and famous Americans of this era.

Need I say more?

I know that most times when i’m driving home at 230 in the morning and hit something and bang myself up, I’m as sober as can be.

The fire hydrant must have washed off the smell of crystal.

Look out for those fire hydrants! They have been known to jump out in front of moving vehicles!!! Especially people who are driving under the influence…oh and let’s not forget that evil tree, he was in on it too!!

I could picture the PGA tour and TV EXECs on their knees praying and holding their breath.

He was leaving home at two thirty in the morning? Many a person has left the house from arguing with spouse and gunned the accelerator while backing up to hit a stationary object…. and then, in frustration, did the same thing going forward and hit something else.

I hope he makes a full recovery. I think he’s a closet Conservative. Either road rage or some kind of substance use if not booze. Why else charges if it was an accidental acceleration press or loss of control? The police and fire would of known he has plenty money to pay for the tree and hydrant.

At 2:30 in the morning he probably fell asleep. That is a pretty common occurrence at that time of the day. Anyone who has driven at that hour after a long day knows exactly what it feels like. There is absolutely no evidence that alcohol or any other drug is involved. Sarah seems to know a lot about driving under the influence. Maybe you people should just shut up until the facts come in.

EEuro, just what are you trying to say?

Ummm…errrrr, He has more bathrooms than bedrooms? Did I get that right?

At that time of night he was going off to swing his club.

I think the Mrs. was playing with the putter

It appears that Tiger left the home ticked off, perhaps a domestic issue. Perhaps even after a few beers. You heard here first.

I thought domestic issues as well. I hope all is okay with him.

Hey EEuro, please don’t put Tiger in a group with Oprah and Obama. Tiger wouldn’t be caught dead with those Africans.

Get better quick Tiger and good luck dealing with the media wh0res.

I’m sure he was just heading out to Best Buy with his tent in the back for some of those Black Friday holiday specials.

Cheapy woods, wouldn’t give the wife spending money.
We will NEVER know what happened, ever!!!

Wutchoo talkin about, Willis? BLACK Fryday?

“It appears that Tiger left the home ticked off, perhaps a domestic issue.”
Yo, if de ho’ be moufin’ give her de O.J. Special!

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