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Book’em, er, frisk’em Danno! Turn off the cell phone, turn down the lights and music and check every square inch and cup. No babe regardless of how high she wears her burqha gets by without making it to 2nd base! Move out squadies!
Holy melons Batman.
TNTits
Good Lord! These are evil geniuses we’re dealing with… we need Austin Powers.
I wonder if this will lead to “profiling”? Dolly Parton may never fly again!
Would the D’bama healthcare system cover these kinds of implants?
Or would they be taxed at a higher rate for their cosmetic and explosive value?
Do these women realize that once they go kaboom they are no longer suitable or qualified to be one of the 72 white raisins in the happy humping grounds?
One wonders what might happen if a breast bomber and a crotch bomber got it on. Hmm hmm hmm.
If a terrorist gets a sex change here,will he get a tax break to blow us up too?
Let’s use our brains and get some sniffer pigs to hump anything that smells like a bomb. I pretty sure Shariah law doesn’t allow that. This is a real chess match but I think we can outwit them.
If a terrorist has a transgendered operation here,will he get a tax break to attack us too?
My worst fears, exploding boobies. Never fear I will examine as many as possible in my area.
I have seen this as a “threat in the workplace” for years. After the enhancement, females want to go to the top of the food chain; act superior and feel they now deserve salary and job promotions. And they usually do. God bless plastic!
When asked her bra size, she replied “Oh, I’m a C-4!”
Machine Gun Jubblies – How did I miss those baby?
Each breast needs to be manually inspected.
Manditory Airport Mamograms should be required for all female travelers. That should do wonders for the airline industry business model!
Oh, sure, guys … yuck it up.
It’s all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.
Applications for TSA inspectors just spiked.
just refuse to fly with muslims. pretty simple.
Fly The Friendly Skies-
Fly The Muslim Free Airline !
how do we protect ourselves against the cross dressing transvestites?
We’re doomed. How can we ever hope to win a war against people who are so committed to their cause they are willing to get a boob job?
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I think we’re just scratching the tit-of-the-iceberg.
The only reliable way to check for explosives is to put a round hard object between the breasts and rub them together for an extended time, them lubricate and rub again.
This is a serious report but you posters are cracking me up!
@Eddie
That is because the subject is titillating.
The TSA inspectors need to get a better feel for the challenges they face. Perhaps additional training will be in order.
I’m applying for the big breast inspector job. Every gal with a D cup are better and I’ll be right there closely inspecting her and keep all of you safe.
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