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[...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Pamela Pope, NoSheepleUKIP. NoSheepleUKIP said: RT @BreitbartTV: 'Teach a Donkey to Fish': New Children's Book Teaches Conservatism: http://bit.ly/5bw2Wn #tcot #tlot [...]
Good stuff! It is about time the conservatives started entering this space!
What a great idea! We need to recapture the minds of our youth and point them in the “right” direction!
Do they have a version where the donkey tries to take all the elephants fish and the elephant beats the snot out of him?
Donkeys don’t eat fish – but if they would cleanup after themselves in the barnyard that’d be a great achievement!
Animal Farm, for a better Earth.
Hey, that’s great!
Now here’s another one you can write: TEACH AN ELEPHANT TO READ
…….”Now here’s another one you can write: TEACH AN ELEPHANT TO READ”
That might be funny if it made sense. Sticks and stones…… rofl
Notice the reporting spin quote: “..long before they’re able to vote…”
Liberals always equate this stuff to votes. Except it has nothing to do with voting and everything to do with living life strong, able, well-informed, with good moral values, and maybe even – OMG – faith in God.
Funny how that gets lost in the translation.
What kind of lesson is that to teach our kids? Isn’t Obama supposed to be in the book, pretty sure he comes in on the next page to give the retarded donkey some free fish.
…….”Now here’s another one you can write: TEACH AN ELEPHANT TO READ”
As an elephant, I not only read (education, masters degree, regulations, consumer reports, business), but I even write (business reports, spreadsheets, internet).
I can even be sarcastic, for example: “You’re so smart!”
How can we teach liberals to be patriotic and not betray America to our enemies?
http://noliberalspin.blogtownhall.com/2009/12/02/jail_congress_and_the_senate!.thtml
The Anti Liberal Zone
Shrub and the GOP added $6 trillion to the national debt since 2001, wasted a trillion in Iraq, and threw the whole world into recession. Yes little kiddies, being “conservative” is easy, just be a moron.
Goppy also needs to teach Libby the tard that her unrealistic and unjustified rantings about her former President just don’t fly any more. Just like how she foolishly supports climate fraud. Maybe Libby the tard’s next lesson should be how to tell the truth .
Libby the dirty donkey is looking for free money to buy a backpack so that dirty Libby can blow herself up in a crowded cafe full of women and children in her vain attempt to prove that she is morally superior.
what do i need to install coz I can’t watch the video…
Dirty libby thinks that backpacks are a right and because of corporate greed backpacks have not been provided free to other Libbies at the expense of other people’s hard labor. In order to correct this social unjustice, which only exists in Libby’s small head that has been severly damaged due to illegal drugs, Libby tries to shake down her intellectual superior Goppy at the bus stop. The same bus stop that Libby plans to commit jihad at when she finally steals her a righteous backpack.
Despite the majority of people standing up and reminding dirty Libby that backpacks are not a right and dirty Libby is insane for thinking that she is entitled to have people provide work for her at no cost, dirty Libby resorts to her immature ways by using foul language. She calls Goppy bad names. Dirty Libby needs her foul mouth washed with soap and Goppy is exactly the one to do it.
Teach a donkey to fish and you can sell the donkey rods, reels, bait, sinkers, bobbers, hooks, lines and creels the rest of the donkey’s life.
Good Republican doctrine.
Because Libby is a coward and is very weak both mentally and physically, Libby uses some of her shakedown money to hire Seiuy the thug. But Seiuy is also a worm because Seiuy beats up Goppy’s wheelchair bound friend.
Because Libby has crazy ideas floating around inside her drug damaged small brain, she has never been popular. So to correct this, dirty Libby uses the rest of her shakedown money to payoff Acorny. Acorny is a dirty cheat and tries to increase Libby’s popularity by gaming the system while at the same time stuffing her pockets full of money.
Yeah – Bush acquired that 6-Trillion debt by acting like a liberal. And what role did that liberal congress play in acquiring that debt? Isn’t spending what you liberals love most? And in order to ‘fix’ it – the liberals have now tripled that debt? So…what’s our debt now? What’s the unemployment rate now? What’s the state of things now, dear, dear sweet, simple, RJ? I see, you only like spending when liberals do it. And it all comes from ‘Obama’s Stash’. Wow- thank gaia the smart liberals fixed all that – how very, very clever.
Hee-Haw – line up everybody – for some Obama Stash Cash – Hee Haw. Jack-@sses.
Crazy Libby is up to no good once again. She is promising free backpacks to to people who have come to her town illegally. She says that she will force people to give them free backpacks because they are entitled to have people provide labor for them at no cost because Libby and her illegal visitor are special Plus Libby is secretly hoping that the illegal visitor will some day vote for dirty Libby in the town’s popularity contest
Oh look, Libby’s crazy muslim cousin al Bur’aq from Kenya thinks that he is a US citizen and has fallen in love with himself. Al Bur’aq constantly cries about the responsibilities of his new job. While interviewing for the job, Al Bur’aq said he had all the answers but once he got the job all he does now is just cry like a little girl. Constantly crying about responsibilities that came with the job that no one forced him to apply for. Maybe crazy Al Bur’aq should admit that unlike his predecessor, Al bur’aq is simply unfit for the job.
Sequel: Teach a donkey to get a haircut, get a real job, drop his crack pipe, stop impregnating whores, stop aborting innocent babies, stop being self-righteous, hypocritical, lying, manipulative elitist jerks. A bit wordy, but it works for me.
Who is the publisher? If they’re listed on the stock market, investing in the publisher’s stock is a great way to promote this book and also make a killing at the same time. Win-win.
I am so sick of hearing “Bush did it!”. I don’t agree that everything he did was right, BUT if you were older than 5 at the time of WTC, you would realize that WE HAD TO SPEND at that time because we had to update our security, assist the families of 9/11, reassure the American public that we would DO something to ensure that this would not happen again.
The wars were started because people were screaming, “kill the bastards!”, not Islam is a religion of peace…. Because our security was not an issue to Clinton’s cabinet, our Intel was not correct on wmd’s, but I feel safer without Sadam Hussein in charge, how about you? Also, will feel better with Afghanistan cleaned up, too. Although I still believe that unless Islam is removed from this country, we will never be safe.
Before you state that I am a bigot, think about what you are thinking about ME right now and apply the same label to yourself accordingly (liberals, socialists, Marxists,etc.). People have the right to live in peace, keep what they EARN and give away what they want, not what they are forced to give. The majority of all charitable giving is done by Christians and yet they can’t pray to their God or mention Jesus without being SLAMMED!
Sorry for the rant, but I am Soooo sick of people’s poor behavior!
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Does CONSERVATIVE plan to bring out the real book where they are ready to fork over BILLIONS to wall street and Billionare Corporations.
At least the Democrats aim to give it to the POOR.
U NO HOO….its a great doctrine.
Because after the donkey learns to fish, it can work and earn money to afford the equipment (from *any* animal that makes the equipment)…along with earning money for a house and even its own health care.
How horrible a hater book that will indoctranate little childen and make them grow up to be grown haters. Isnt
the righty people happey with all the death and destruction they have caused. Now they want to take the inocent
little childen and brain wash them into hating. The Goddess of Creation must be shaking her head in disgust right
now. I knows that I am!!!!
Harry,
“As an elephant, I not only read (education, masters degree, regulations, consumer reports, business), but I even write (business reports, spreadsheets, internet)”.
I can even be sarcastic, for example: “You’re so smart!”
Since you are so educated, perhaps you should read some history books. It seems that your education is limited to spreadsheets. And, yes…compared to the vast majority of people commenting on this site, I am so smart. But then you belong to that group of right wing idiots who think that education is “elitism” and “intellectualism”. These are two bad words for the new GOP!
For once I will disagree with IceCream Rover.
These fake kids books are made for entertaining big kids and messing with the minds of those who don’t like the subjects. Even us ulta-liberals will get a kick out of it 
Of course, we have our long list of such books too like this and the other suggested books
http://www.amazon.com/Why-Mommy-Democrat-Jeremy-Zilber/dp/0978668804
I think Landover Babtist Church started it all and the good Lord knows they know how to do it right 
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/subjectarchive/landoverbaptizon.html
“At least the Democrats aim to give it to the POOR.”
Do a little research before you post something so it doesn’t make you look utterly stupid.
goppy blows
While Libby’s crazy cousin Al Bur’aq continues to screw things up left and right and waste money like there is no tomorrow, silly Libby continues to shake her pom poms for Al Bur’aq and just look the other way. Even when crazy Bur’aq supports the work of the mad scientists who have made a mockery of all things scientific Libby just slobbers all over herself and continues to look the other way. No wonder everyone thinks Libby is nothing more than a stupid jackash.
Sequal Ideas:
Libby likes ACORNS.
Libby spends like a drunken fish.
Libby wants to Goppy to spread his wealth.
Libby likes Marxie the Monkey.
@UH HO HOO, maybe Libby should get off her rump and make those things for herself, that way she doesn’t need to pay anyone and can even sell her extra fish.
If our public schools are flooded with books like “Heather has two Mommies” then I think a book about teaching children that they have to work for things in life is certainly appropriate. I remember a story book about “The Ant and the Grasshopper” that taught the consequences of goofing off rather than working hard and saving for the winter, and the story about “The Little Red Hen” that taught children that they are not entitled to share in something (”who will help me eat the bread?”) if they did not help in making it. I guess our time has become more confusing.
Great idea! There’s another children’s book called, “Help! Mom! The Radicals Are Ruining My Country” You can check it out at http://www.itouchpublishers.com Interesting read. It was mentioned on Foxnews.com as well. We need all the children books that we can get out there.
How about teaching conservatives to tell the truth about liberals. Nothing about “Libby” is accurate, especially the “give me money” part. Shameful, really.
Wow, Im impressed. She brings up some good points.
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I have moral values, and I believe in God. Jesus said to give money to the poor. Is Jesus a liberal elitist who aborts innocent babies? Is Jesus a socialist?
“and the story about “The Little Red Hen” that taught children that they are not entitled to share in something (”who will help me eat the bread?”) if they did not help in making it. I guess our time has become more confusing.”
Yeah…except…you know…the whole part where Jesus basically said “Eff this crap, no one needs property, cast away your belongings, give to those who ask of you.” This includes people soliciting you for things that they do not deserve. If you’re robbed, give the assailant your coat as well. I guess these things go in one ear and out the other.
It’s funny how it’s convenient to ignore scripture when it benefits ourselves. Of course, that’s just human nature now, isn’t it? No “sinner” is better than another, whether they’re a liberal or a conservative.
this is propaganda…kid’s should learn morals at a young age not politics.
liberal… conservative…. you’re all idiots.
I don’t understand how Barrack can be accused of big spending when G.W. Came into office with a $750bn surplus and left with a $1.2 trillion deficit, that’s a 2 trillion dollar swing in the wrong direction from a fiscal conservative. Conservatives are ok with spending money to kill people in other countries but when it comes to saving the lives of Americans it’s socialism?
Jesus was an advocate for the poor, the sick, and the underrepresented. I don’t think that corporations have a hard time finding representation in congress. Do you really believe that it’s good “christian” values to oppose helping the poor in favor of protecting corporate profits? We are the richest nation in the world and the only country in the industrialized world that doesn’t guarantee health care for all our citizens. You all don’t see anything wrong with that?
I would much prefer the government making decisions about health care then the insurance companies. Insurance companies have one motive… profit! They will do anything and everything to ensure they made more money then last quarter (they are legally required to). Since that’s the case, why wouldn’t you want some legal protections in place to ensure that they follow some guidelines and don’t hurt the people that need it the most, the poor.
- It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God
Does this teach about all the handouts that businesses should get from the government? Or about how big oil companies get paid out by the government? How about elephants complaining about having to pay taxes? You can teach kids these sorts of things without your political bias, it’s called being a parent. If you choose not to raise your kids with any values that is what they will turn into, I see many a person on both sides of the political spectrum that are a waste. Teach your kids science and math and reason and they will work hard. If you work hard, there is no need to teach your kids to work hard as they will learn most everything from you. Keep spewing your hatred and wonder why the world hates people that think like this.
You Republicans are such shallow, hatefull and obnoxious pricks… your party is falling apart because it’s a cult, and esentially you hate America.
Why do you hate America you facist bastards?
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20091012_why_do_conservatives_hate_america/
How about “Teach an elephant to have a soul” that would be a good one.
Do they have the version where the Donkey works hard and fishes his little donkey heart out but the corporate
elephant conglomerate upstream has overfished for years and utterly decimated the fish population so the donkey
starves anyways?
“The wars were started because people were screaming, “kill the bastards!”, not Islam is a religion of peace…. Because our security was not an issue to Clinton’s cabinet, our Intel was not correct on wmd’s, but I feel safer without Sadam Hussein in charge, how about you? Also, will feel better with Afghanistan cleaned up, too. Although I still believe that unless Islam is removed from this country, we will never be safe.”
This is why conservatives will always be viewed as the retarded step sons of a generation of geniuses… You’re acting like theres justification for a religious cleansing of the country. Apparently whoever claimed “elephants can read” was sorely mistake or leaving out a detail. They may be able to read, but they read facts as they want them to exist. One of the earliest groups of immigrants to the united states came as religious outcasts. This continent was colonized as a religious safe haven. One religious group has no justification in telling any other group to leave.
Also, i trust that goppy is familiar with the document stating that everyone is entitled to life liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Much of the liberal agenda aims to grant these rights to a larger percentage of society. Please tell me how this is not patriotic.
With everything that everyone, including conservatives have been handed to them, almost no one deserves anything, no matter what they say they’ve done.
Think otherwise? Did you devise the alphabet, grammar and definitions of the language that is being used here to read and write this forum? No, you were given it as free gift. Did you create the theory and math, and chemistry and engineering that makes the internet and computers possible so that we can carry on this little troll fest? No, you did not, most of what went into the foundation of these technologies were created by a relative few people who aren’t even around for you to thank. A free inheritance that has been dropped right into your lap. Or the medical knowledge that kept your grandmother from dying of childbirth fever after giving birth to your father’s older sister? Ah no, your very existence itself bequeathed to you by people you’ve never even thought about. I’m sure that I could go on at length with examples of things that effectively makes your little “self made man” autobiographies seem petty and squalid, but the more honest and self aware folks here should get the point. That point being that we all owe more to the first guy that stuck an axle in a wheel than to all of the guys who ever pushed a wheelbarrow around since. So, no, all of you pinko commie layabouts (And that’s all six billion plus of us!) you don’t deserve it.
Why couldn’t a book be written with good values and not be so party biased. Why does it have to discriminate between the two parties and have Goppy and Libby. Why can’t kids learn from Greg and Linda the rabbit and the bird. That is my problem with it. All kids need good morals don’t put your party biases in a book for little children to read.
This is stupid.
Since red states are the largest recipients of federal welfare. No doubt, their schools will recieve the first copies, right?
that is good that kids are learning such an important lesson at a young age.
@MKFRM5
Who are you calling a Rabbit?!!
“Goppy Goes RINO Hunting”
Can I get a copy of “Fair Tax, the Truth” at Amazon, also?
Still, this book is pretty offensive, did the donkey have to have dark brown skin? Think about it.
Since red states are the largest recipients of federal welfare. No doubt, their schools will recieve the first copies, right?
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This is disgusting. Leave it to republicans to try to brainwash children at such a young age. The donkey’s hippie outfit and the elephant’s American flag hat are nice touches.
Still, this book is pretty offensive, did the donkey have to have dark brown skin? Think about it.
Pure child indoctrination. Republicans are such hypocrites.
maybe the idea is to educate the parents, while giving kids some cool pictures to look at?
Pure child indoctrination. Republicans are such hypocrites.
Pure child indoctrination. Republicans are such hypocrites.
Since red states are the largest recipients of federal welfare. No doubt, their schools will recieve the first copies, right?
But the ant gave the grasshopper a bailout.
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Yikes this really takes me back, i’ve been thinking about this subject for a while.
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I love it, lol. I’m going to be laughing for the rest of the evening
And am seriously considering buying it for a Christmas gift 