‘Sex With Ducks’: Pro-Gay Marriage Song Mocks Pat Robertson’s Objections

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June 1, 2009 at 10:54 am - Garfunkel and Oates
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di butler   June 1st, 2009 - 11:08 am

Oooookay. Let’s see, Pat Robertson is an anti-semite nutball and these people are just regular nutballs, hence this is a waste of time. Stupid video.

peter c   June 1st, 2009 - 11:17 am

Pat Robertson is NOT an anti-Semitic…that’s left-wing-reform Jewish propaganda.
And this video is just another example of the hate the G@y movement has for all who disagree with their lifestyle….including God Himself.
They show this hate everywhere….be it on O’Reilly…CNN,,MSNBC most media…and when they attacked all who voted in California against G@y marriage….all practicing Catholics( not the pick-and-chose Catholics)..Jesus himself…Miss California…and the RNC.
There is a certain hate within their lifestyle that they also show towards each other.
I can only think of how the “Evil One” is laughing now as people are being lied to and manipulated into believing that THEY are the loving ones and every one else are the hatemongers…The KING of Lies…the “Evil One’ who even tempted Jesus himself is within this movement.Make no mistake about that…at your own peril for your eternal soul.

Eileen for Freedom/Liberty   June 1st, 2009 - 11:30 am

America…Holy Christian Scriptures tell us there is coming a generation that will “call good evil and evil good”!

We are seeing that generation today!

Holy men of God in Christian scriptures also prophesized over 2,000 years ago about a world they could never, ever envision themselves…the end times!

We, America, are living in that time!

They speak of the anti-Christ…a man that will rise up and be worshipped by millions. That he will enter into a treaty for a 7 year period…but will break that treaty after 3 1/2 years. And that he would set himself up in the rebuilt Jewish “temple” in Jerusalem…as a sacrilege!

That this man will suffer a mortal wound…but will be miraculously healed and brought back to life.

The Scriptures given by God, to these men of God, are coming true today.

The prophecies are being fulfilled as we speak.

There is great tribulation to come, but God gives a way of escape…through His son…Jesus Christ…the redeemer of men!

The scriptures also say for those who are the “redeemed” by acceptance of Jesus as the Son of God…that they are to “look up” for their redemption draweth nigh.

In other words, the return of Christ, as he foretold as he ascended up to Heavan after the crucifixion…that he would return…and He will…soon!

The signs are everywhere…we can all be ready!

We live in very dangerous and perilous times, but for those of us who are in the “ark” there is hope and there is peace knowiing what is going to take place.

I say these things…not to impress…but to implore you also to learn the truth and apply it to your life!

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Eileen has lost it! Again!   June 1st, 2009 - 12:39 pm

I’m sorry, Eileen, but the “signs are everywhere”? What signs and where exactly are they?

You are right about one thing though. You do not impress.

Markie   June 1st, 2009 - 1:47 pm

Sex with sheep is much better.

Actually I’m to the point where I don’t give a shi& about anything anymore. Free handouts are all I want and I’m done doing any kind of work or anything else.

Neal E   June 1st, 2009 - 3:23 pm

@Markie

“Actually I’m to the point where I don’t give a shi& about anything anymore. Free handouts are all I want and I’m done doing any kind of work or anything else.”

I think there will be a lot of us feeling that way by the end of the year. We are getting into a no win situation, so claim yourself a nice cozy bridge to sleep under, cuz it’s only getting worse.

“You ain’t seen nothin’ yet” -Barrack Obama

So how do you get into that tub?   June 1st, 2009 - 3:44 pm

The big eyed brunette is seriously cute and the blonde is hot, too!

DUCKS & IDIOTS   June 1st, 2009 - 3:59 pm

Shouldn’t that duck at the end be smoking a cigarette?

A cute little video, but you guys who are putting on these EXHIBITIONS & SPECTACLES who think you are going to PERSUADE STRAIGHT PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE H0M0SE XUALITY IS WRONG are just plain “DAFFY”!

LOL!
:-D

GOD Will Have the Last LAUGH   June 1st, 2009 - 4:01 pm

WHAT IF all this hubbub about “gay marriage” and similar MORAL ISSUES confronting us today is God’s way of SEPARATING THE SHEEP FROM THE GOATS?! Maybe God is getting FED UP with people who “GO ALONG TO GET ALONG,” INSTEAD OF STANDING UP FOR TRUTH & LIVING ACCORDING TO HIS WORD?!

Imagine all the people across this globe who are trying to BE POLITICALLY CORRECT on this issue of “gay marriage,” but who deep down inside KNOW that it is WRONG and ABOMINABLE in the sight of God?! What a dilemma! Do you side with your “gay” friends & relatives or side with WHAT IS RIGHT.
Sooner or later, every one of those people will HAVE to choose. As the Bible says, “You cannot serve two masters”–you cannot serve POLITICAL CORRECTNESS *and* God’s TRUTH.

HaHaHa   June 1st, 2009 - 4:15 pm

The dark-haired one does look a little like DAFFY DUCK, hahaha!

Other   June 1st, 2009 - 4:25 pm

“So how do you get into that tub? June 1st, 2009 – 3:44 pm

The big eyed brunette is seriously cute and the blonde is hot, too!”

I’d hit it

Eileen take your meds   June 1st, 2009 - 4:26 pm

The word “antichrist” is mentioned only in John, but there are indirect references in other books of the Bible, including Daniel and Revelation, to some specific individual that some consider “THE antichrist”, though others argue that the Bible describes no specific antichrist, but rather that “antichrist” is a description for anyone who denies Christ’s teachings. The person described in Revelation as “the beast”, with the number 666, is not identified in Revelation as “the antichrist”, though some people feel this is splitting hairs, and feel he is anyway, in the sense that he’s the most powerful of the anti-christs, with the power to create miracles, and thus to fool people into believing him to be a prophet. However, most conventional historians and scholars usually agree that the beasts described in Revelation, are allusions to Nero and other figures and institutions that existed at the time Revelation was written.
Eileen,you use say that Barack Hussein Obama was the Anti-Christ,so when will we see him perform miracles,or at least pull a rabbit out of a hat.

Eileen for Freedom/Liberty   June 1st, 2009 - 5:35 pm

Dear Eileen take your meds…I have never, ever said and/or implied that Bilderberg Bush-Obama “is” the anti-Christ. Others have…I have not!

You are wrong on that one…bubba!

Laffing at Morons   June 1st, 2009 - 6:35 pm

You leftist bunch of dumba$$es it’s geese NOT ducks you sh*t for brains…

How stupid are these people??

SuperSarge229   June 1st, 2009 - 6:53 pm

Gay marriage in America recruits more Islamic Terrorists than all the pictures from Abu Ghraib and Guantonamo Bay ever could!

These rag heads pukes are under the impression that America is the “Great Satan” and they are in a “Holy War” to fight their way into heaven!

The spitballs that are running Middle Eastern countries keep their population poor so that recruiting them to die and go to heaven for their reward is an easy venture!

Unfortunately, the Media in the United States doesn’t believe in God and is dead set to turn our country into the Socialist/Marxist Mecca that President Hussein Obama and the mindless idiots on the left are wetting themselves over. And the left is just too darn stupid to realize that they are feeding the monster!

Pray hard tonight, America!

Compromise nothing!

Let’s retake our country from the madness of the fools that follow Carl Marx and the abomination that the DNC has become!

“By any means necessary!”

Wasn’t expecting that little quote, were you?!

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Azul Del Fuego   June 2nd, 2009 - 9:32 am

Pat Robertson is correct – g@y marriage will trigger other types of “unions” only because there are forces within this country that are trying to tear it down from the inside. Robertson’s point is that if you redefine marriage to include h0m0 couples, then it could redefined any way anyone wats it to be – threesomes, with animals, inanimate objects, etc. It sounds silly, but that’s the point – when you redefine marriage, it becomes silly and therefore there’s no reason for it.
I would like for the blonde to take off her top in the next video.
Also, you can tell this song was written by a g@y person. It’s seriously g@y. And the g@y harmonies are like fingernails on a blackboard.

American Liberal   June 2nd, 2009 - 12:21 pm

Very interesting.

duncan   June 2nd, 2009 - 6:08 pm

Could the brunette eat a banana or at least a persimmon?

Niko Bellic   June 8th, 2009 - 12:37 pm

It’s too bad that this attempt at humor isn’t funny at all. Note to film producer: consult the creators of South Park before making your next attempt at political satire.

Jimmmy-the-knife   June 8th, 2009 - 5:30 pm

Eileen: Your comments are proven by the chatter that follows from some people. You may want to put your pearls away till you see whether or not the chatter is actually oinking, afterall.

I won’t attempt to defend what Pat Robertson supposedly said but the facts are these: Once you open that proverbial ‘box’ to define marriage as something other than what it’s been, there is no reason NOT to allow ANY combination of individuals to ‘marry’ ‘anyone’ they want, be it a sibling or other relative (or favorite pet). Hey … some in the south have been acting as such for a long time. The law will have to be redefined in a few things like what makes a ‘Sex Offender’, but HEY, we’re in the 22nd century now! Why should these people be denied the fulfillment of their kind of ‘love?’

Steve   June 8th, 2009 - 7:24 pm

Some idiot posting by two lesbian idiots…yawn. Go lick yourselfs a nice one. Hopefully, marriage will always be defined betwen man and woman. The rest of you sick fcks can go lick yourselves…good luck making kids. Hope you all die of aids.

Rip Taylor   June 8th, 2009 - 7:45 pm

wow – an amateur show tune with an edge.
how provocative!

a REAL christian   June 9th, 2009 - 3:02 am

Wow, I’ve never seen so much vile hatred spewed on one site before. And these are supposed to be christians? People like this do more to turn people away from the faith than to bring them to it. Shame on you. God’s message has obviously fallen on deaf ears. Go back to your churches, re-read your bibles, and this time pay attention. A sin is a sin in God’s eyes’s, no one greater than the other, and unless you yourself are without sin, you shouldn’t be casting stones. Judgement lies in his hands, and no one elses. Love thy neighbor, and don’t worry about what or whom they are doing. Their actions are theirs to explain to God, not you. To each their own. Besides, it looks like you all have plenty of work to do getting your own houses in order, so maybe you should get to it instead of spending your time condeming the choices of others. Stop preaching, start practicing. Hypocrisy does not suit you. I will pray for you, for if you continue your hateful ways your souls will be in much greater peril than those you so quickly condemn. Be a light, not a hate mongerer. Im so tired of supposed “chistians” who take God’s word out of context to suit their own agenda, and convienently forget that which does not suit them. He is watching you as well you know!

BTW, I thought the video was hilarious! Lighten up people and get a sense of humor. Us christians are allowed to laugh to you know. Geesh, Im tired of uptight nutjobs who give the rest of us a bad name. God wants spiritual fruit, not religous nuts.

WWJD   June 9th, 2009 - 11:01 am

Sorry, but like most of the others, I didn’find a lot of knee slapping humor or “funny”. Or, if it is funny, the point was totally lost on me. No. It wasn’t funny.

Songs about duck sex or dressing in drag and running rude in the streets screaming silly slogans that rhyme is not going to change the anti-gay rhetoric of the people who voted against and support anything or everything anti-gay.

And Eileen, hun…. take your meds sweetie. It’s just a book that man wrote to make man feel good and or bad about himself and to try and control others actions and lives. As long as man exists there will always be those who feel it is their duty to tell others what they can or can not do. THAT is the EVIL in the world. Live and let live. Imagine for one minute, if everybody on this planet just had nothing but friendliness to show towards each other. Imagine. Nobody saying my religion is better than yours. Nobody yelling at someone for doing something they felt the other person shouldn’t have done. Not killing others because of the color of their skin, etc. Imagine that. See, we don’t need religion or so-called “leaders” like Obama to tell us what to do and who to do it with.

And that’s the problem. People can’t see past their own nose to try and get along with one another.

Sad, sad, sad.

Christ-like Christians?   June 26th, 2009 - 12:31 am

Why can’t we love each other in spite of our prejudices?

Jack Reeson   June 29th, 2009 - 10:58 pm

It’s not that far-fetched that sex with animals would be legalized eventually. Look up Peter Singer, ethics prof. at Princeton. He believes it’s ok, in some circumstances, to have sex with animals.

Virgilio   June 30th, 2009 - 1:58 pm

I am the epitome of a sinner on the surface. I would like to mention that, with all of my sins, I am a Christian. I hope that my saying as much doesn’t offend you. For that matter, I hope that what I am about to write doesn’t offend you, either. I have made quite a name for myself with a sharp (and some would say wicked) tongue, but my intention here is not to put you or your beliefs down. Rather, I would like to state my case and will warn you that I am about to do so with the same conviction and steadfastness that you have offered up for public consumption. I do so with caution and without apology.

I am officially fed up with this candy-wrapped Christian back-handed loving. Somewhere down the line, a huge majority of “Christians” have fallen into the simple-minded idea that it is okay to say whatever they want as long as they say, “But I love you, anyways… it’s the sin that I hate.” This statement is a lie and fraudulent. The truth really is that who I am disgusts you. The truth is that you don’t have the honesty to flat-out say it and hide behind your weak interpretation of the scripture. By tacking on a “…GOD love him” to the end of a judgemental insult doesn’t make the bullet any less bloodier. And you have insulted me greatly. You can sit there and paint rainbows and flowers all over your comments, but they are still rediculously broad, sweeping and ignorant. Again, (and as a Christian) you insult me.

Marriage has often been understood and protected by this “wise society” that you speak of as a means to singularly increase wealth, as an act of slavery and an allowance to prevent women and ethnic predispositions from obtaining so much as the right to speak. Is this GOD’s will? Was this EVER GOD’s will?

To those that insinuate that marriage now, or has EVER promoted monogomy is a laugh riot worthy of an evening of stand-up comedy. And since when has marriage EVER assured that a child had a mother and a father? I know a great many people who have parents that were married for decades but never had a father who was around and cared. BElieve me when I say that there are plenty of married couples out there in which one of the parents doesn’t love or couldn’t care less about their children. For you to suggest that having two parents under the same roof signifies having a mother and father is just dim at best.

You are so quick to be the righteous frontman for Christianity. It is for that reason that I hold you, and those like you, personally responsible for AIDS, gay suicide, gay depression and a “host of other things.” When I realized that I was gay, I was five years old. This won’t make any sense to you, but you have never walked a mile in my shoes. I was told all of my life that being gay meant that I was going to Hell. So I hid it. I tried everything I could to change it. I thought that playing football or joining the athletics department would change me. I prayed every night for GOD to make me “better” and to change me so that I wouldn’t go to Hell.

We are taught from an early age what is right and wrong. I fought for years with that since I was taught from sucha young age that being gays is wrong. I wa determined I would make it go away. I would be straight. I prayed, I lied about my feelings, I started to turn on myself when I couldn’t stop the feelings. I drank, I did drugs, I dated girls and lied to them about how I felt. Then I would be angry with myself for hurting them. Deep inside I knew the truth about my sexuality and denied it.

I soon decided to expore it a little, seeing as though it wasn’t going away. I went to the nearby park I always heard the “gays” go to. I figured I would go and see what it was about. I ended up in the hospital with head inuries from a baseball bat. Those who did this felt completely justified in their actions. The bible says to “put them to death” They felt they were in the right and me just trying to be me, paid for that. Where do you think they learned this message about gays? From innocent people like you.

So, I ask you: Since you have such an incredible understanding of GOD and obviously have Him on speed dial, would you please give him a ring and ask him why he simply WANTS me to go to Hell? I’ve done everything in my power to appease Him. I’ve had sex with women, I’ve begged him endlessly to help me become a heterosexual man and I have loved Him more than any single thing or conglomeration of things in my entire existance. I never once EVER EVER chose to be gay, but I have done everything in my power to change it to no avail. Could you please explain to me in your vast years of theological expertise and experience why GOD is ignoring me and my prayers on this issue ONLY? He seems to have my back everywhere else that I place my faith in Him. And, for the record, it is hateful and narrow-thinking from people such as yourself that have driven countless gay teens into a depression that results in suicide. It isn’t that gays have a death wish. It’s simply that we are made to feel that there is no reason to live.

You believe that homosexuality is a choice and that those who “choose” this lifestyle are doomed to burn in Hell if they do not repent. Well. I guess I am going to Hell. The good news is that we can car pool. You have a spot in Hell too. I believe that any person who willingly spreads hate in the name of something as glorious and perfect and LOVING as GOD has plenty to answer for when Judgement Day arrives. I don’t question your motives, nor do I see you as a villian. You are simply doing what you think is right and just…but so was Napolean. So was Atilla The Hun. So was Hitler. So IS Osama Bin Laden. You are in much more interesting company than I.

Finally, I am praying for you, as you are (no doubt) praying for me. The only difference is that I do so out of love for you and not out of a fearful obligation to GOD. GOD loves me just as much as He loves you. GOD doesn’t make mistakes and I am GOD’s creation. You are a sinner, just like me. All of us are sinners. And a sin is a sin is a sin. Yours are no lesser than mine and I am granted the same LOVE from GOD and Jesus as you are. I don’t hate you because you are a sinner…I don’t even hate your sins. The difference between you and I is that I simply do not hate. GOD is love.

I look forward to meeting you, and the others, on the other side so that we may compare notes when all is said and done. Because either way, we are going to the same place, together.

PortcullisChain   August 17th, 2009 - 4:24 pm

Virgilio,
Please accept my apologies on behalf of the Christian church of America if we caused any hurt/pain with the unfortunate way we can sometimes communicate. Yes, I do believe your lifestyle is outside of the acceptable bounds of what GOD has ordained in a sexual relationship. That being said, if I or any of my brothers or sisters have hindered your relationship with Christ with our actions or words or wounded you in any way, I ask for your forgiveness.
-PC

LC   August 17th, 2009 - 7:16 pm

one of the absolute silliest non artistic representations of hate I have seen in a long time. Kudos to all the hate filled homosexuals

Veriseeker   August 17th, 2009 - 9:10 pm

Homosexuality has generated the wide spreading of several horrific diseases. It has cost American taxpayers billions for treatments and ‘cures’ that lead nowhere. It is an abomination in all 3 of the world’s major religions so we know God Himself is serious about not allowing it. Most people who gave into the temptation have caused hurt, anger, and division in their families. A large percentage (many times over more than the general population) of those who are involved in the culture go to therapy since their souls cannot reconcile with their lusts. When shown homosexual porn, it creates a negative-sick feeling in most adults. With so many bad fruits, only someone clueless would support it.

M Moore   August 17th, 2009 - 9:22 pm

Virgilio,
This is directed to you alone.

At the moment you believe Jesus Christ died for your sins you are saved and you will not go to hell regardless of any sin you commit. Even if you later deny Him. Christ paid the penalty for your sin and once you believe in him you have eternal security. Yes, even if you are gay. Few churches teach this. They have people living in fear and under their control b/c people fear losing their salvation. You are saved through faith, not works. In this you can be confident.
Many will then say “doesn’t that just give people a free pass to sin?” No, we are responsible for stepping out of God’s plan. There are consequences for that in life, but your salvation will never be lost. “And I give eternal life to them and they shall never perish and no one shall snatch them out of my hand.” John 10:28 Note that the verse does NOT say “…unless you commit xyz sin.”
If you can’t work your way to salvation how can you work your way out of it?

I am absolutely uninterested in anyone else’s feedback as I have heard it all before and I will not read or justify any comments regarding this post

GI Joe   August 17th, 2009 - 10:00 pm

these are some ugly girls……..funny that no good looking girls are complaining about gays not having rights….

dan   August 17th, 2009 - 10:08 pm

M Moore –

I am absolutely uninterested in anyone else’s feedback as I have heard it all before and I will not read or justify any comments regarding this post –
That’s a cop out.

So your interpretation is the only possible interpretation. Be very careful with that.

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