Seattle Woman Denied Credit, Told She’s Dead

"Because somebody made a real ignorant mistake when they told Experian that I was dead. I mean, that was a terrible blow."
November 23, 2009 at 2:06 pm - AP
Dateline: Seattle, Washington
Norris   November 23rd, 2009 - 2:17 pm

I’ve been trying make my creditors think I’m dead for a long time! how did she get so lucky?

doogle   November 23rd, 2009 - 9:58 pm

You shoulda just told them you were an illegal alien and they would’ve paid for ALL of your medical care, made you a home mortgage under the “Friends of Anthony” program, enrolled you in college at in-state rates, enlisted you in SEIU membership fee free and signed you up as a Democrap.

Oh, they would’ve given you a clunker free of charge too, because there are still plenty of them around that need to be destroyed.

All I got to say though, it’s a good thing you’re not in Afghanistan because Obambi ain’t gonna make a decision about sending some relief over there until Monday of next year…or maybe year after next.

Ted Kennedy   November 24th, 2009 - 11:03 am

I can’t get credit?

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