Police Hope to Question Tiger Woods After Multiple Delays

Guardian: Officers travelled to Woods' Florida home yesterday, but were reportedly told to return today by his agent.

November 29, 2009 at 9:13 am - NBC News
Dateline: Windermere, FL
Sand Trap   November 29th, 2009 - 10:11 am

His wife was looking at a par five with driver in hand – taking a monster swing, she connected with his face – in the sweet spot. With two hundred and twenty yards left to the groin, she pulled the two iron out of the bag and smacked him in the back of the head – his body rolling straight for the hole. Grabbing the putter, she carefully put the head of the club where the sun doesn’t shine – the crowd went wild!

The Bubster   November 29th, 2009 - 10:33 am

The police report states that his lips appeared to be swollen. Oh wait…

claspur   November 29th, 2009 - 10:42 am

I could give a chit less about this story.

It’s all a diversion to what’s going-on now, behind our backs.

Good update Sandtrap. ;o)

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Don Reagan   November 29th, 2009 - 10:46 am

Like Bill Clinton and Juhn Kemmedy,”When his fly is open, He goes Brain Dead.”

Barney   November 29th, 2009 - 11:11 am

The interview with the police is easy.

1. “No, you can’t come in.”

2. “I have nothing to say.”

3. “Here is my lawyer’s card.”

Dooley   November 29th, 2009 - 3:01 pm

Circumstantial evidence indicates domestic violence. Seems to me like she should be hauled off
in handcuffs pending charges ranging from assault and battery to ADW (assault with a deadly weapon).
But wait…according to the femi-nazi sisterhood, only men commit acts of domestic violence.

Grassy Knoll   November 29th, 2009 - 3:37 pm

officer asks ,”How many times did you swing at him?”
she says,”three,four,five,…ah put me down for four.”

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