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1 year into this mans presidency and they finally feel somewhat comfortable to make fun of his over use of teleprompters.

Funny! Do more of these!

hilarious!

Cool!!!!!!!

The Onion.com is coming back with a vengeance!!! With a budget of only 1000X above that stingy Andrew’s, they can afford far more than a replacement MacBook!!!

Before they lay it into the tea bags, like a good doctor, they are just practicing on their own kin first :D

It’s True I looked it up…Major Nidal Hassan, the Fort Hood shooter was on Obama’s Homeland Security Transition Team! He is on page 29 in 0bama’s report PDF (page 32 including the cover pages). http://www.gwumc.edu/hspi/old/PTTF_ProceedingsReport_05.19.09.pdf ………….Perhaps this is why the white house has asked for our useless congress to hold off… the US congress is about as useless toxic waste!! Does this explain why nothing was done after his red flag behavior?

Obama, when he doesn’t have a Teleprompter he improvises and bends over!

Was this on channel 206 I don’t trust those raceists there. we will talk about the cooperate media in my next progresive think tank meeting. I am the desinated watchdog for this kind of activity.

Barry, otherwise known as President Bendova…

HELLA funny!

What about Baleful Barry, The Audacity of HOAX?

And we are gathered here today for for for for for for for for for for

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ROTFL!! and about time! what makes it brilliant is that it is well done, and actually funny. Unlike SNL skits.

Well – forevermore! Are there teleprompters in his bathrooms, too, so he knows what to do? when to grunt and groan, and when to wipe? Do they have one for ‘blowing your nose?’

You have got to be kidding me! Are these two putting on a show or are these two women for real? The guy is soooo unbelievably inept he needs a teleprompter to say, “Good Evening, Family. Did you have a nice day?” !!!

No wonder his mother-in-law sent word they couldn’t make it to Serbia or wherever that was a couple days ago for a family gathering or something like that. She said the family was having ‘issues.’ Boy! Did she get that right!! They’ve all got indigestion! Their stomachs and intestines are FULL of BAD BACTERIA, and they are all about ready to “fly around the room backwards” (tnx Bill Cosby) from all that CO2 bubbling up in their colons! YES – the bad bacteria have taken over the healthy bacteria, and it’s gone to their heads!

Believe me, I know what co-dependent behavior is – but this … for a President… for a Commander-in-Chief?!!! Don’t let the TROOPS SEE THIS!

Give ME RUSH LIMBAUGH IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!! Yes! GIVE US RUSH! Rush, you can broadcast daily from behind the GOLDEN EIB MICROPHONE from whatever WING you want! And yes – you can GOLF ON SUNDAY – as long as all the WH commitments, and engagements are up to snuff! You can wear you loud mouth shorts, and colorful shirts… RED/WHITE/and BLUE LOOKS STERLING ON YOU!

GOOD GRIEF! At least RUSH won’t need a d****d script or a script writer! Neither will he need a fortnight’s worth of czars or personal staff assistants – NONE OF WHICH are qualified (able) to procure (purchase) organic vegetables for his table from the local D.C. FARMERS’ MARKET!

What?! Give us a frickin’ break! Do they pump barry soetoro aka/alias barack hussein obama up with a bicycle tire pump in the mornings so they can get him from one Wing to the other, and prop him up to read the teleprompter so he can make a speeech?!

Is a teleprompter for reading at Dinner – or any mealtime – with with his own flesh and blood for real? This guy.. this guy… this guy really is narcississtic!!! This is SICK! JUST SICK! What absolute idiocy that he cannot even handle a normal family conversation over the Dinner Table!!!

But then again, what real… true to life stories does he have to share to instill ‘values’ in his children? Look at the people he surrounds himself with! You won’t find a Walt Disney Narrator in the bunch!!!

These two are unbelievable. Who in the world thought they were worth grooming, and putting in OUR WHITE HOUSE to lead OUR COUNTRY?!!

This man is not qualified nor able to make ANY decision. He doesn’t know how to get his hands dirty! He can’t even pull weeds outa his own garden!

IMPEACH! GET THESE FRAUDS OUTA HERE! GHET EM OUT! GET EM OUT! GET EM OUT! AND SEND BIDEN, PELOSI, HILLARY, AND REID WITH THEM! SEND ALL THE CZARS.. ALL THE PERSONAL ASSISTANTS… AND GIVE THE GRANDMA A BREAK FROM THAT MESS! SEND HER ON A CRUISE TO COSTA RICA – SOMEWHERE, ANYWHERE — FAR, FAR, FAR AWAY FROM THAT INSANITY.

TheSE REPORTERS ARE NUTS! They talk like this is NORMAL BEHAVIOR! Oh, for pete’s sake! Never mind… how absolutely beyond the pale.

Is A-N-Y-O-N-E OR A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G real in this White House? What a horror show… excuse me, I’m gonna throw up! What in the world has become of the reporters? Even pigs wouldn’t eat the slop at this trough!

I have NEVER SEEN THE LIKES OF ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN THE WHITE HOUSE!

Give me a minute, here……… ok ….. I’m back… I’ve got both feet on the floor… but they gotta go!

AMERICA – this “family” has got to go! I feel so sorry for their daughters, and their Grandma, too.

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TO OUR AMERICAN TROOPS ~ Don’t panic… Read Psalm 27. May GOD – THE ONLY LIVING GOD – Go before you, behind you, beside you, with you… and with AMERICA, too.

Speaking of family, does anyone know the whereabouts of Obama’s aunt from Kenya? the last I heard she was living in N.Y. on an expired visa in a state funded housing project collecting welfare. I remember when confronted with this finding Obama denied knowing that she was here in the U.S. (although she attended his senate appointment) he then later threw her under the bus by saying that if she is here illegally that she should be deported. Does anyone know anything? The lamestream media is hush hush about it.

I checked and found that she has a hearing in April of 2010. She was denied an application to stay in the U.S. in 2004 but has refused to leave. She is actually living in Boston. Since they are not able to ask by law if she is a citizen, she was able to get away with living in the housing project free, and to be able to collect welfare. (great law eh?) I don’t know how she is continuing to do so now that this is out, perhaps a stay of some kind has been granted. She was returned the $260.00 or so dollars she donated to Obama’s campaign since illegal aliens cannot contribute.

A great example of how an illegal alien can live rent free, and collect welfare in this country for years on a technicality. Let’s see how the press cover this in April.

Are you freaking kidding me?? This moron can’t talk to his family at dinner without a freaking teleprompter?? This empty suit just continues to amaze me with his ineptness…. Boot all these thugs out of office in 2010, and 2012!

The sad truth is that The Onion didn’t have to exaggerate too much to tell this truth.

Yeah, this would be funny if it wasn’t so serious and truth based.

….great comedy…..keep it up!

If doesn’t embarass LIBERALS then they don’t have a brain!
Great communicator my butt!
At least Bush had the brain mouth coordination to think and speak

Obama is just the puppet. They thought President Bush was stupid. RIGHT! Obama and Biden are nothing more than two clowns playing their roles.

If you look closely you can see the strings attached to his extremities and the battery compartment on the back of his neck

STILL GOING

Wait till his GPS unit goes out and he starts going around in circles or winds up in a tea party gathering. LOL I wonder if he has Lithium batteries or Energizer. Maybe solar cells disguised as finger nails. LOL

LMAO!!

What a HOOT!!!! hehehe……..

this is so well done that half way through you think ARE watching the news. Especially because the news people have that same attitude toward Obama’s incompetence as network news people. Putting a pretty face on it.

lavoce are you for real? the onion is.. ahem.. satire

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