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How do people like this stay employed?
Oh the horror. Your secret weapon has been revealed by the enemy, Andrew. LOL
Olbermann Farm degree is just not going to cut it!
I think you got that caption wrong…. Olbermann is now BEHIND Nancy Grace in ratings lol
Mr Bathtub Boy, you are a fart joke.
Lest we forget that on 9/11 Senator Johnny, upon hearing the news out of NYC, sat in his office for 45 minutes befuddled and not knowing what to do. His own words and another democrat waited with him, I think it was Babs "please call me Senator" Boxer. He criticized Bush for not immediately excusing himself from the class to find a phone booth for a quick change.
AB, close down the Bigs. We've been uber-slammed. I mean, how could we continue in the face of . . . . . .
Sorry. I couldn't even keep a straight face while typing. . . .
Keith who?
Hey Keith…is that all you got?
The fart would still be smarter than olberdouche.
lol stupid olberdork your as funny as a hernia operation Andrew kicks your ass any day of the week your a clueless moron
While I disagree 80% of time with Andrew Breitbart I believe his web sites have and
will continue to revolutionize what it means to be a internet media site. And I believe
others will begin to copy his design and format. So therefore I do think he deserves a
seat at a traditional media site like ABC and I hope he does well.
Just sad.
Amen Brother!!
Your post made me think of something, you know Obama's tired analogy of driving a car into the ditch? Well we should turn it around and say the Progressives are driving the car off a bridge into a lake at 2 am and leaving Lady Liberty buckled in the front seat to die! Pretty good eh?!
Olbermann has become a caricature of himself.
olberdork would hide under his desk if he saw A.B. walking toward him he has no courage he can't stand up too an actual challenge "bathtub boy" is your typical liberal media matters sponsored bedwetter, no one with a brain watches your stupid joke of show "countdown to stupidity"
A fart joke? Really? Keith – Are you trying to be unemployed? You are doing a hell of a job!
Olbermeinn has completely lost his mojo (LOL, like he ever had any!).
How is he still on the air. The guy is childish, petulant, and irrelevant.
Pathetic,as always. Who takes this guy seriously? Never mind, I don't want to know.
If I knew you could get paid for Fart Jokes I could of been earning a Check in Grade School….
Olbermann thinks taking 15 minutes to find a verb equals intelligence.
As a nerd in high school, Olbermann was well known for using fart jokes as a ploy to avoid getting beat up by the jocks.
Apparently now he thinks that it will work against Breitbart in the arena of adult ideas.
Good luck wit dat, bozo.
AZZCLOWN.,,only the 25-30%of the population listen to him.MSNBC use to be MSM.,BUT I DONT think thats TRUE any longer .,its the liberal stream media .,which is definitely Not MAIN STREAM.,IT IS NICHE AUDIENCE..ONLY…FOX IS MSM..So stop referring to the liberal morons as main stream.,its misleading and insulting to real Americans. this goes for all the other liberal rags.,nyt,lat,huffinpost,,all of them..LIBERAL STREAM MEDIA.,,,
Sometimes I ought not go with my initial thought – this is one of them. Lets just say cowards tend to freeze up, come to think of it I wrote a letter about this:
May 7, 2010
To the Editor:
Submarines have always fascinated me. Their role in the last century cannot be overstated. From the simple man powered submarines of the civil war to the USS Nautilus’s journey under the North Pole to the modern submarines that form a critical part of the US nuclear deterrent. As over engineered as these ships are, when a torpedo hits, decisions have to be made to save the ship. Sometimes those decisions have to be made under extreme stress, and the result of the orders leads to the death of fellow crew mates. As one space fills with water, pulling the ship inexorably to the bottom, a sailor in the dry space must close the hatch to save the ship.
The United States is analogous to a submarine wounded by enemy action. Instead of an enemy firing a torpedo, we, via all of our poor political leadership have fired one upon ourselves. The political classes collective record, how ever well intentioned, has lead us here, through massive spending, borrowing, and making promises to citizens that cannot be met. Character at a point of pressure is the most important asset a leader, officer, or soldier possesses. Why? Because sometimes it is necessary to close the hatch to save the ship. The question to my mind is which party possesses the capacity to do that now.
While the collusion of both parties are to blame for our sinking ship. It is the Republican party that is desperately trying to close the hatch and save the ship. The Republican party is standing against three pieces of legislation that will forever resign this nation to a continual decline and eventual ruin. The first is commonly understood to be “health care,” this legislation will forever alter a citizens relationship to their government. If it passes medical attention will become a right that must be met by force of law. As the saying goes, if you want to make something expensive, make it free. The failure of this solution to meeting the medical needs of people is deeply felt by those who lost loved ones because the English or the Canadian governments denied vital care. Liberal Democrats have another scheme to launch on the American people this one is called “Cap and Trade” – essentially this nightmare would allow the federal government to tax a citizen when they drive, breath, or turn on the light switch. Kirsten Gillibrand has personally advocated for it in the editorial page of the Wall Street Journal, I assume Senator Gillibrand expects that by creating the next Wall Street scam will lead to voluminous campaign contributions on the back of the American taxpayer. Finally, there is “Card Check,” this gem would eliminate the secret ballot from the process by which a business goes from being a non-union to a union shop. Thus, the Union leadership would be in a position to put massive pressure on those who voted “no.” Republicans have stood, and are standing against all of this – in fact on the “Cap and Trade” front Republicans have earned bipartisan opposition to it.
All the while the water is rushing into our ship, and the choice must be made in six months; will the citizens of this great nation choose to stand with the leadership of the liberal democratic party, that is trying to keep the hatch open, so we all go down, or will the American people choose to stand with the Republican party, that is trying to close the hatch? I have confidence that the American people are ready to not only support the Republican party, but help close the hatch and save the ship. America is ready to sacrifice all but our liberty and our economic freedom – this has, and will always be true, and has happened in the past, it is “We The People” leading the charge. Right now the only organized political party that has the capacity to close the hatch is the Republican party.
Faithfully Yours,
Mature and respectful. Well said. Wish more libs were like yourself. We'd find more common ground.
With any luck he will be suffering from PTSS on Nov. 3rd and will call in sick for the rest of his life.
Olbermann is legitimatelty unstable.
Read about him. He's the kind who one day will snap and take out his entire office.
http://www.americanthinker.com/2010/02/the_fat_la...
. http://www.americanthinker.com/2010/03/keith_olbe...
Liberal media aristocracy are slow learners. That's why they are headed for the graveyards.
Rush Limbaugh was fired from ESPN.
Don't ever ever believe a liberal !
Didn't this loser get bounced from covering the 08 election by pmsnbc? How bad do you have to suck when they won't let you on the stage?
Good job Olbie!! With libs like you we conservatives can just sit back and relax and watch you libs TOTALLY ANNIHILATE yourselves. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!! Jesus you libs are dumb!!!!!
Swell going, Olbermann. No doubt your buddy Barack "Bird" Obama is thrilled to have a fellow classy "intellectual" like you in his corner to root for him.
Government Cheese.
No wonder democrats are jackasses.
Olbermann is so out of his league.
Olbermann – unarmed combatant in a battle of wits
Olbermann, you look like a fart talk like a fart smell like a fart. Oh you ARE a fart
No! That's part of the problem. There are a lot of people that actually tune into this moron every night…granted the numbers look small in comparison, but tune in they do. For whatever reason, too many (generally decent) people listen to this dipstick and will go to bed with that information as gospel, learned discussion or informed interpretation. They VOTE!!! He needs to be deleted from the airwaves and find his place in the dusty halls of acedamia (or uncle Albets closet). Don't fully disregard the less informed, they are all around us and are too lazy to research the bull they hear.
nice, bathtub and fart in the same sentence. I love it.
That sure is damming stuff.
Olbermann IS A FART JOKE!
Olbermann, you are a close-minded, witless, misguided, foul-mouthed, liberal-fascist zombie of the Obama machine. What is your value to this regime? To get your audience to believe that Mr. O actually has the country's best interests at heart.
Replying to richardporter
You admit to be only wrong 80% of the time
but I bet with luck you can make it 99%
Sorry, I didn't get it…….though Breit-bart does rhyme with fart. ABC NEWS……Sam Donaldson. That's the ticket!
Well if Andrew farts it will be more important and more truthfull than anything that's come out of your mouth keith Maddow!!
His fart would definitly have more listeners than your show!
Olbermann has helped me change 137 voters into Republicans
Well, that's what Keithie does in his bathtub, isn't it?? He loves to sniff those bubbles…….
His fart would definitly have more listeners than your show!
Oh that hurts…..thank God I'd never get in a car with a progressive……LOL
Sorry Miss Liberty, I didn't mean you. 
Sir, I salute you as a gentlemanly adversary.
Hey- after all, this is the dingus who thinks the Tea Party wants to bring back "Jim Crow and lynching." This is the multimillionaire employee of General Electric who rails against "evil greedy corporations." This is the guy who has a list of the "worst people in the eowld"- and doesn't even put himself on it!
(And I change the channel if Monday Night Football has his disgusting mug on. How dare they sully the same set that supports Bob Costas with this fetid pile of afterbirth?)
All you guys here might be too close to home base to hear it, but there's some matronly-looking guy in metrosexual spec's shouting barnyard jokes from the cheap seats.
Word is he missed his ride home with all the cool kids from Journolist because he was hanging around outside the girl's bathroom.
Believe me,you're not.
I'll Bet the only thing Andy says all night is " DO YOU SMELL THAT , HA HA HA HA DUH ".
Isn't this that sports guy?
Ah, the more desperate the libs get, the more pathetic they get. I'm gonna eat a LOT of popcorn between now and next Tuesday. (Maybe even Wednesday.)
That was just……………………..pathetic.
I hope he stretched first. I would hate to see Keith pull a frontal lobe trying to be witty and irreverent…….. instead of shitty and irrelevant….
"Bath Tubby" is such a foolish embarrassment to himself and his pathetic network. Please – somebody at Comcast – take "Bathtub Boy" out behind the shed and smack him with a shovel until he returns to weekend anchor duty with "Action9 News" in Smalltown, USA. Please.
Hey, Tub bubbles Boy, We send red meat and hard boiled eggs FART in your general direction.
Andrew farting would actually be more interesting and insightful the Olbermann.
Please don't insult fart jokes. Some have value and are funny.
We're talkin' ghetto jacuzzi now….
By being George Soros's lap dogs.
Andrew comically dishonest ? have you got video proof of that Keith? Andrew would have supplied it. Want to refute/apologize now or would you rather do that later. Andrew always has video proof, as with you just now, people hang themselves with their own words not Andrews-he merely records. Worse for you Keith, you don't know what Andrew has on ice, just waiting to spring. Lots of people still waiting for more SEIU and ACORN tapes. Wonder who else is out there that have observed and learned from Andrew-hint there everywhere, might even be in your own studio for all you know. Better try to stay honest Keith, if you can.
The only reason this "It" is still on TV is that the managers, producers, directors, staff and executives all agree with him.
That's a sick bunch of human beings.
Olbermann MO: The mountain labored mightily and brought forth a mouse.
OMG. Why, pray tell? May it because Olbermann is unhinged & lies after embellished lies? Say it ain't so?
Ahhhhh… The sweet smell of Democrat FEAR!
YOU DEMOCRATS DECLARED THIS WAR ON AMERICA…
Now Americans are gonna shove it so far up your pooper it will require a surgeon to get it out! (Good luck finding one under ObamaCare.)
WE ARE BRINGING A TSUNAMI TO THE NOVEMBER 2ND ELECTIONS!
We Are Coming for YOU Congress! http://usataxpayer.org/htm/vids.asp?A=50369481
AND NOVEMBER 2ND IS JUST THE FIRST WAVE!
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DUMP "I the Obama." – RETURN TO "We the People!"
Very respectable! Thumbs up!
Speaking of FARTS, I thought that's all that comes out of Keith's sphincter muscle mouth. Sometimes something more substantial, but mostly farts.
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Funny, coming from a guy who can't hold his own tinkle 
The failure of this solution to meeting the medical needs of people is deeply felt by those who lost loved ones because the English or the Canadian governments denied vital care.
Are you kidding? How about the 50 million who have no insurance at all? How about their lives? Right, they don't matter. They're deadbeats or unemployed. A drain on the economy. Might as well exterminate them because that's what you're saying. And you think the Canadian system has problems? At least there in an emergency room while bleeding to death no asks you for an insurance card. Also realize that half the country wants health care reform. Is the issue really choice? Do you choose who supplies your power and water? No. Do you feel any less free? No. So, what's the difference here? There is none. yeah, yeah. Socialism…social security is socialism. Medicare is socialism. Public roads and bridges are socialism. Public schools are socialism. The military is socialism. Getting a healthcare plan will not suddenly make us the Soviet Union.
If you want to relate to the looney left-wing George Soros audience, you have to stoop to third-grade 'fart' jokes. It's all they can comprehend.
The republican party is going to close the hatch? They opened it and flooded the sub. We're really just trying to swim to shore now without getting eaten by sharks. I'm sitting this election out and all future one's because I've come to the conclusion that the American system is irretrievably broken and corrupt, the public are imbeciles, and as a citizen I no longer want to be a part of it. Like George Carlin said on election day I'll be home masturbating and will have at the end of the day a bit more to show for my efforts than all of you.
In short Joe Doakes take your America and shove it up your ass.
Hey, didn't he go to Cornell?
I like your new avi. Is that from the Lancelot Link show?
ABC is a "legitimate" news organization? What is MSNBC?
Olberdork reeks of elitism. What a joke.
NOV 02 2010 AMERICA RISING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Keith who??? On PMS??? WHAT??? He has not has rather IS a CRASS ASS.
Nope, it's NOT BUSH's fault. IT IS THE Lame Stream Media's fault.
Three guys are standing in line to go into the offices of Guinness World Records. The first guy turns to a crowd of interested onlookers and says "I've got the worlds biggest feet." He goes into the office and comes out a minute later, big grin on his face, pumping his fist in the air. "I'm number one !!" he shouts and the crowd cheers.
The next guy turns to the crowd and says, "I've got the worlds longest ear hair", then he enters the office. A minute later he returns and the crowd cheers as he screams, "Yes, I'm in the record book", turning his head from side to side so the approving spectators could see the massive growth protruding from his auditory canals.
The third man turns to the crowd and says " I have the words smallest pen!s", then he too goes into the office, but when he comes out a few minutes later the hoopla quickly dies down, for the man's chin is resting on his chest, and his shoulders are slouched. "What happened?" someone shouts.
"I didn't make it" the man says, dejectedly. Then he adds, "Just who is this Keith Olbermann, anyway?"
Why don't you try pulling your head out of YOURS, you lying sack of crap. If you weren't going to vote and really didn't care anymore, you wouldn't be here whining like a spoiled little girl who didn't get a pony for Christmas. You're going to vote for the most left wing jackasses on the ballot. Don't lie to folks who are worlds smarter than you.
I just saw some of your comments on another thread where you were b!tching about the system being broken in one post, then in your very next post you defended the current system. Make up your mind, dummy.
And yes, the Republicans are screwed up, but what do you think the Tea-Party is about? It's easier to fix the Republican Party, it just needs an overhaul. The Democrat Party needs to be scrapped. And don't give me this crap about how wonderful socialism is. There are not people bleeding to death in emergency rooms because they don't have insurance, you lying piece of filth.
Government is a tool. It can be useful if used properly, but it can be most destructive when used improperly. And improper use of government is what liberals are famous for. Now admit that you care, and were lying, or, if you were telling the truth and just don't care, then get the hell out of here.
I like ripping a loud one in line at the grocery store, then, in a firm voice say to the woman in front of me, "Jees, lady, have some class, why don't cha."
I am an RN who worked in the Canadian system for 8 years. First: It isn't anywhere near 50 million, thats a made up number that includes illegal aliens. In any given year, including this recessionary one, the chronic number is about 11 million. Significant, but not enough to revamp the entire system. It would have been better to issue a voucher for private insurance on the IRS form which is attached to a person's ITN, or SSN. This way illegals could be carved out and denied all but immediate care in case of injury, etc. Basic insurance to prevent catastrophic losses, and leave it at that. It would be a lot cheaper, existing IRS bureaucrats would run it, and private insurance companies would still remain in business, on the order of $33 billion/yr. The IRS would "claw back" basic assistance on an accelerated way. Once a person exceeds $1200 a month gross income, more or less, assistance would cease. The voucher would be considered taxable income. Similar voucher methods could apply to dozens of scattered Federal programs, including Social Security going forward, to save hundreds of billions each year.
The way Obama has set it up, private insurance will be gone in a decade more or less, replaced with a second class, and declining government run system controlling most aspects of a person's health, with elites able to get top notch care elsewhere. As set up most cutting edge drug and technology R+D will move out of the US as time goes on. Millions of jobs will be lost.
This guy Olberman is beyond repulsive. Astonishing that he's still on the air. Hard to imagine but even MSNBC is too good for him. If there's a silver lining… he's his own worst enemy. His childish and churlish behavior provides an embarrassment of riches for his opponents. What a tool.
In a related story, after hearing their son's nationally broadcast "fart" joke, Mr. and Mrs. Olbermann came to the sad and shocking realization that the authors of "All I really Need to Know I learned in Kindergarten" were right and the money they spent on his elitist ivy league education would have been better spent on whoopie cushions to entertain their incompetent son.
Keith, Louie Anderson has better material than you.
After reading your laborious metaphors, the only question begging to be asked is..are you writing Obama's jokes? If you are can pleeeeeeease stop with the car one. I mean after hearing it so much I'm not sure if I should go to polls on tues. to vote or Pep Boys.
Someplace, that I can only presume is excessively hot and where one day Joy Behar, much to her chragrin, will find out she's gone and not Sharron Angle, Teddy Kennedy's reading your response, thinking of Chappaquiddick, and saying "Been there done that…"
Wow, that is truly teeth grittingly bad
Well, it looks like Olberman is playing to the lowest common denominator of the party he seems to so love. One has to seriously wonder if he could get a job anywhere else doing anything. I mean really, is there anyone else who would hire Olberman for any job? The only possibility he has now is the Chavez regime since both of them have well exhibited where their minds are located. It begs the question of would his mother and father be proud of him? One could easily say "yes" if his family history can be found in the gutter.
I guess by being on Breitbart he increased hiw viewship 20 fold.
it's funny that keith uberdouche should criticize ANYONE's ability to analyze ANYTHING – he used to be a sportscaster. it took him 8 years to realize that republicans and democrats were not rival football teams. I think keith is the not-so-distant relative of rick "what does nine meters mean" sanchez.
Simple Simon was a Pieman-going to the Fair…..
Olberdork's a pie…. a huge brown-fuming pie, emitting 'poop-farts' from himself.
Oh, that's a good one.. lmao
Obie stands in his own cloud…
I down-loaded a "fart" ringtone on our cell phone. Gave it to my wife when she went shopping then called her about twenty times at the store.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
he learned a new word…….. isn't that special
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