Obama Opens With Birth Certificate Joke at White House Correspondents’ Dinner

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May 1, 2010 at 10:23 pm - Fox News
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PaulD   May 1st, 2010 - 10:30 pm

It’s not a joke; it’s the Constitution. The Constitution that Obama swore to preserve and protect.

Michelle Knew His Homeland is Kenya   May 1st, 2010 - 10:35 pm

I don’t think birth certificate would be the correct document, Mr. Obama. I believe your mom was issued a dump certificate when you arrived in Kenya. Weren’t you put in a bag and tossed out the window?

Subsalior   May 1st, 2010 - 10:36 pm

That’s good, that’s good…keep everything light and up-beat and funny. Enjoy it while you can…Barry.

MN   May 1st, 2010 - 10:44 pm

Several new humorous Obama cartoons:

Cartoon on his slow response to the Gulf of Mexico oil spill “The Presidential Dipstick” at http://drawfortruth.wordpress.com/category/obama/

Cartoon comparing what Sarah and Obama cling to at http://drawfortruth.wordpress.com/category/compalinsons/

Cartoon showing Obama’s “good vs. evil” choices at http://drawfortruth.wordpress.com/category/politics/

Fastfacts   May 1st, 2010 - 10:45 pm

You have to admit, that was funny. The great tradition of making fun of yourself at these dinner always brings out a few good line. What was the swipe on Scott Brown and is Obama trying to bribe him??? With coverage.

They say no one was able to sneak in this time to crash the party but that is why it is called sneaking because no one is suppose to know. We will have to wait to see if some got in. I am sure http://www.americanparchment.com will have it by Monday.

buford   May 1st, 2010 - 10:49 pm

Just watched Jay Leno on there. I believe he left feeling beat and battered when the liberals didn’t like many of his jokes. Jay bombed big time. Obama was squeezing his eyes together and tightening his lips and you could tell he wanted Jay gone that min. I thought he was going to call for his head since he reminds me of a dictator now. The last thing I heard was when he mentioned his daughters and the Jonas Brothers telling them not to get any ideas since they like the brothers. I almost threw up.

Crosshairball   May 1st, 2010 - 10:49 pm

He continues to mock us.

New investigation into Obama background spells trouble ahead…

KL   May 1st, 2010 - 10:55 pm

US, UK.. FUNDS.. terror groups

presstv.ir/detail/98327.htm?sectionid=351020401
http://www.presstv.ir/detail.aspx?id=109453&sectionid=351020101
independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/revealed-british-plan-to-build-training-camp-for-taliban-fighters-in-afghanistan-777671.html
iwpr.net/?p=arr&s=f&o=356886
telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1543798/US-funds-terror-groups-to-sow-chaos-in-Iran.html
blogs.reuters.com/global/2009/08/13/who-is-funding-the-afghan-taliban-you-dont-want-to-know
infowars.com/iran-captures-cia-terrorists
abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=3206417
telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1552784/Bush-sanctions-black-ops-against-Iran.html
http://www.infowars.com/arrested-terrorist-leader-exposes-extensive-cia-connections
etc

Nano Thermite found in WTC dust:

washingtontimes.com/news/2010/feb/22/inside-the-beltway-70128635
stj911.org/press_releases/ActiveThermiticMaterial.html
ae911truth.org/info/51
russiatoday.com/Politics/2009-07-09/Did_nano-thermite_take_down_the_WTC.html

Events like 9/11 and the London Bombings were accompanied by Security/Military EXERCISES which paralleled the real events

historycommons.org/timeline.jsp?timeline=complete_911_timeline&before_9/11=militaryExercises
historycommons.org/entity.jsp?entity=vigilant_guardian
etc

Eileen for Freedom/Liberty   May 1st, 2010 - 10:59 pm

America…smoke and mirrors to make it seem like it is funny…it is not!

Bring forth the “original” so we can all have a laugh on us ‘birthers’!

I’d be the first to admit I was wrong…but I am not!

Keep up the pressure…all you birthers…the truth will be revealed…and then let’s play this video again as he is thrown out of the highest office in our Christian nation!

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AMERICA…REMEMBER THE VOTE…

COME NOVEMBER WE WILL BE SERVING UP ‘LAME DUCK’ FOR THANKSGIVING…AND WHAT A DAY OF THANKSGIVING THAT WILL BE!
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IMPEACHMENT OR THE ‘ORIGINAL’ RECORDS OF BIRTH…IT IS JUST A MATTER OF TIME…AND 2010 WILL BE THE TIME!

Sick of lies and will vote accordingly   May 1st, 2010 - 10:59 pm

In a way, I’m more curious about the medical records, scholarly articles, and college transcripts that President Obama had sealed. No other president would get away with such secrecy.

swizzle   May 1st, 2010 - 11:01 pm

he was pretty funny though…can’t take that away from the guy

Sally   May 1st, 2010 - 11:06 pm

I really did not think Obama was funny at all! He just mocks all of us. I did not like Jay Leno either!

john   May 1st, 2010 - 11:08 pm

The best joke on all of us would be if he just produces it and makes all the doubters look stupid. I keep waiting for that moment and it never comes — so maybe there’s something to it.

There may also be something to the new report on Drudge today that he was banging a girlfriend named Vera Baker? Mistress of Obama? Now, she’s been shuffled off to a Carribean island while receiving salary for a no-show job in Chicago? What up widdat?

getalife   May 1st, 2010 - 11:09 pm

Yes, he is mocking you birthers.

Along with the rest of the world.

Get a grip.

You lost.

You act like that puppet in Iraq.

DDuke   May 1st, 2010 - 11:16 pm

getalife is embarrassed he got duped into voting for an undocumented alien – that’s why he is so defensive about the birth certificate.

To say he was born in Hawaii is to call his relatives in Kenya and most the local officials and national leaders there liars and frauds since they all say he was born in Kenya.

Sorry getalife. Better luck next time. Slick feels your pain – lol

TruckerMatt   May 1st, 2010 - 11:20 pm

Obama better find that birth certificate, LtCol Lakin team of lawyers will be granted discovery.

Qw   May 1st, 2010 - 11:36 pm

ORLY TAITZ v NWO PUPPET BARRACK HUSSEIN OBAMA

-Memorandum Opinion- april 14 2010
https://ecf.dcd.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/show_public_doc?2010cv0151-23

-Order–https://ecf.dcd.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/show_public_doc?2010cv0151-22

Check latest / support her:
http://www.orlytaitzesq.com

jason   May 1st, 2010 - 11:45 pm

This as s hat obviously is illegal. There is no other reason why you’d make a joke about it other than it’s getting more traction now and if they lampoon it they hope it will go away.

Why isn’t Bambi down south in Loozianna fixing the oil spill.?
This imposter couldn’t fix the bathroom sink and now he’s yukkin it up telling jokes and mockin’ millions of the American people.
Turn his agenda on it’s head in Nov.

DTOM!
http://RightWingStuff.com

hoff   May 1st, 2010 - 11:50 pm

i honestly think birthers are more diluted than 9 11 truthers. I am SO glad this gets under your idiot skin so so so badly….ha ha ha what knuckleheads.

go find some witches to burn or aliens at area 51 while you’re at it. whoo! you people are good for a laugh

jason   May 2nd, 2010 - 12:01 am

The spelling is “deluded”, as in fooling the mind, not diluted as in watered down.
D um b a s s Tool.

Qw   May 2nd, 2010 - 12:02 am

Alex Jones speech, Canada – Bilderberg 2006

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-874692103065659434#16m29s

torkzilla   May 2nd, 2010 - 12:06 am

hoff,you sorry little libtard…let’s see how much you’re laughing this November.It’s gonna be so much fun to watch you litle pinkos cry….and then who are you going to blame. Probably Bush.just know you are not in the majority,not even close,so you can start making plans to move to france or whatever socialist country you chose…BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

yo14   May 2nd, 2010 - 12:14 am

Fact: Obama released a copy of a certificate of live birth. Will that allow someone to pitch in little league?

Fact: Obama has not authorized the release of his long form birth certificate signed by doctor.

Fact: It would take about 30 seconds to have that completed.

Fact: By not releasing said birth certificate Obama is hiding something or is using it as a tool to divide the country.

Either way he is breaking his pledge of transparancy and to unite Americans.

It is such a joke that this issue is not resolved. McCain is as much to blame for not getting to the bottom of Obama’s birth certificate and releasing a statement of exactly what due diligence was performed.

Yep call me a crazy birther because I want the long form released. Our gov’t is a joke.

Not diluted   May 2nd, 2010 - 12:18 am

DDuke nailed it for you hoff

sucker

Not diluted   May 2nd, 2010 - 12:24 am

TruckerMatt May 1st, 2010 – 11:20 pm
Obama better find that birth certificate, LtCol Lakin team of lawyers will be granted discovery.
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Won’t happen. Better cases than his have been spiked so far. This commie coup goes farther than you think. Congress won’t touch it. Judges won’t touch it. Military won’t touch it.

John Black   May 2nd, 2010 - 12:25 am

Ovomit has spent millions to keep his records sealed and he still hasn’t shown his original birth certificate,
but you keep laughing ovomit, come 2010 your arrogant black ass won’t be laughing…

wilmac   May 2nd, 2010 - 12:32 am

ha!ha! good one oh-blahblah. yuck-it up while you have a chance pissant.,we will see who’s laughing in November.
im sure that is the only reason Michael is even there.,so you could
get the lame dig out to try an marginalize your opposition. you know what! douchebag.,we have the same respect for you as you have for the American ppl.,which from your many speeches and continuous campaigning mood is absolutely zero. see you in November azzhole.
it warms my heart to see all your propaganda mills going out of business.,all the MSM leftest from tingle running up his leg.,to the smelly ole gray lady.,good ridence to rubbish..

hoff   May 2nd, 2010 - 12:56 am

ha ha ha…wow! spell checked me….you burned me… you must have led the debate team in your special ed class. i suppose you believe the oil rig that sank was on purpose as well to halt support for off shore drilling. IT’S ALL A CONSPIRACY I TELLS YA!

Dave in Oregon   May 2nd, 2010 - 12:56 am

The arrogance never stops with this guy and his crew!

I wonder if Michelle can get a cell next to him after he is removed from office in 2012?

His Father was Kenyan, hence making him non-natural born   May 2nd, 2010 - 12:59 am

Obama stated on his website his Father was a British Subject, a Kenyan at his birth. Well, no hospital or State Birth Certificate needed, his Father’s citizenship makes him ineligible as a Foreign National, whether born in Hawaii or not. It’s time for the court to remove him.

TruthTeller   May 2nd, 2010 - 1:00 am

ha ha ha…

Hitler said, “If it weren’t for those darn smokestacks from the crematoria, we would have the cleanest air in Europe… hee hee hee…”

Only a truly evil demon perpetrates evil upon a nation, then laughs and rubs his bloody hands together in gleeful gloating at the horror of darkness prevailing over the light of truth, liberty and Godliness.

Our “President”.

snailmailtrucker   May 2nd, 2010 - 1:00 am

He laughs right in your face as the nation goes down in flames.

Molo   May 2nd, 2010 - 1:12 am

He’s the funniest Kenyan President America has ever had.
See you in November.

Julie   May 2nd, 2010 - 1:18 am

How come when someone disagrees with Obama they are labeled racist, hatemongers,etc. We have heard them all and it’s very sad! The protesters in Arizona call Governor Brewer a nazi, part of the kkk, hater of brown people. The tea partiers are called racists and other names which are not true!Thank God for Fox News, Talk Radio, Breitbart Tv, Michelle Malkin etc.If the fairness doctrine passes it will be a different USA!

hoff the sucker   May 2nd, 2010 - 1:34 am

Conspiracy?

To say he was born in Hawaii is to call his relatives in Kenya and most the local officials and national leaders there liars and frauds since they all say he was born in Kenya.

If they are right and he was born in Kenya as they say then you are the one who needs special ed.

So which is it – are his relatives and officials in Kenya liars or are you just a sucker that voted for the illegal alien for president like the rest of the dimocrap.

To "hoff"   May 2nd, 2010 - 1:51 am

That wasn’t a spelling mistake.

txmike   May 2nd, 2010 - 2:02 am

A nov to remember. The great cleansing will be fun to watch and I will enjoy becoming stronger by consuming pelosi’s tears.

kay   May 2nd, 2010 - 2:10 am

The birth certificate is one of many things we would like to know. What is also not clear is, was his name change legal in INDONESIA…. under what passport??? Why was he there and what records were used? Why was he in Afghanistan(?) and under what passport?

The best way to hide a truth is to make a joke as if all people are mindless dolts to think that way. He hopes to diffuse the whole thing.
He is a master manipulator…..and has the history to prove it.

I don’t think the president of our country should be able to hide ANYTHING about himself including what he had for breakfast the day before. He is a “PUBLIC SERVANT” and everything concerning him should be open and above board. Just as OUR lives are open to his examination.

KMAF   May 2nd, 2010 - 2:11 am

the joke is on the zero, he just doesn’t get it yet.

claspur   May 2nd, 2010 - 3:58 am

Look at his facial after he dumps His punchline.(He doesn’t smile)

He knows His nipples are in a pinch with this Col. Terry Lakin case.

Look for more troops to stand-up, and refuse orders until He validates himself.

A$$-CLOWN: AMERICA WILL LAUGH LAST.   May 2nd, 2010 - 4:08 am

He thinks he is so cute! What a smug jacka$$!

He also made jokes about Arizona, quipping, “We know what happens in Arizona when you don’t have an ID. … Adios amigos.”

HOW PERVERTED CAN YOU GET, TO MOCK A STATE FOR TRYING TO PROTECT ITS BORDERS AND DO THE WORK THAT THE FEDS SHOULD BE DOING????

One can only hope that AMERICANS IN GENERAL have HIGHER I.Q.s and greater DEPTH PERCEPTION than those SYCOPHANTS FAWNING AT HIS LAME JOKES AT THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS’ DINNER.

WE AMERICANS WILL LAUGH LAST!

WHY DON'T *YOU* TONE IT DOWN, MISTER?!   May 2nd, 2010 - 4:19 am

He has a lot of nerve to tell the American people to ‘TONE IT DOWN’ when they speak out against the abuses and outrages going on in America, and then he pulls crap like this.

Police   May 2nd, 2010 - 4:30 am

Wasn’t bush a little more smug when he was joking about WMD’s being under the podium he was speaking at after getting the U.S. into 2 illegal wars?

And you little b1tch3s are crying over some B.S. birth certificate nonsense?

Bitter phucks. I can’t wait until November and the right wing vote is so fragmented it ensures 7 more years of a democratic government

TO "POLICE"   May 2nd, 2010 - 4:35 am

DREAM ON, you naive loser. Democraps are SO DESPERATE, they’re trying to DRUM UP NEW VOTERS BY ANNEXING PUERTO RICO & GRANTING AMNESTY TO ILLEGAL ALIENS, so they can TRY TO WIN A FEW MORE VOTES! THE IDIOTS ARE EVEN TRYING TO GRANT VOTING RIGHTS TO CONVICTED FELONS, BECAUSE THEY KNOW MOST IF NOT ALL CONVICTS *ARE OF THEIR OWN ILK*!!!!

WHAT AN EMBARRASSING BUNCH OF CON-ARTIST-IDIOTS!

LOL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

P.S. ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE BLACKBOOTS WHO TRIED TO “MARCH” IN QUINCY RECENTLY? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH… YOU GUYS REALLY NEED TO WORK ON YOUR GOOSE-STEP!!!

claspur   May 2nd, 2010 - 4:45 am

He knows He’s in trouble with this BC issue. It’s not going to go away. Notice he doesn’t even smile, then shifts topics after that lame joke.

INVITATION LIST?   May 2nd, 2010 - 5:07 am

Was Vera Baker invited???

(giggle, snort snort!!)

police   May 2nd, 2010 - 5:12 am

Funny, if you knew any history arizona, california, new mexico and texas ARE mexico

TO POLICE   May 2nd, 2010 - 5:48 am

Not ARE. WERE.

How’s that CHANGEY thing workin’ out for ya?

K8FromOz   May 2nd, 2010 - 6:59 am

@ yo14 May 2nd, 2010 – 12:14 am.
I agree with most of your points, the most telling being that he is
deliberately keeping your country divided by not supplying the birth certificate.
By doing so, he keeps your people in 2 different camps, those who think he’s a
citizen versus those who think he was not born in Hawaii.
He is a crafty person…enjoying the game of illusion.
To the Demoncrats who can’t spell properly in some of these comments…
go back to school and get some lessons on niceness.

police   May 2nd, 2010 - 7:08 am

well, they’re just crossing a border…not committing genocide……no biggie….in 20 years whites will be the minority….we had a good run in the name of the boogie man,….er i mean that “god” thingy.

Barry Soetero   May 2nd, 2010 - 7:10 am

Ha ha ha ha ha. That Jay Leno guy cracks me up. My wife, Chewbacca, thinks he is funny too. They have the same chin.

I am too busy laughing to worry about bombs in Time’s Square. I just love this country. Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Lavielle   May 2nd, 2010 - 7:20 am

A MAN MAY SAY FULL SOOTH IN GAME AND PLAY.

‘easy for him to do when no one takes this seriously. ‘but know this, he is serious.

poetopoet   May 2nd, 2010 - 7:32 am

Joke? Obama at the Russian border when asked for his papers he gave then the plans for The Strategic Air Command.

Get out Obama! Get the hell out of our White House! And here are 33 reasons to impeach and imprison your ass, the love child of a hippie seventeen year old girl from Hawaii with a Kenyan native, called Barack Hessian Obama, also Barry Soetoro of Indonesia, born somewhere in Canada, United States or Kenya.

1, Obama’s original vault copy (from anywhere) of a long form (legal) birth certificate, if one exists, has never been released, officially. The Hawaiian news paper’s announcement of Obama’s birth announcement gave a birth address that does not exist, for it was easily phoned in and believed at that time by his grand parents or anybody in fact, and that not one local High School student, friend, teacher, doctor, nurse, hospital has ever admitted or acknowledged Obama’s birth or mother pregnant in Hawaii.
2, Obama’s short form certificate of live birth (COLB), a proven forgery and the only official proof released of Obama’s alleged citizenship.
(forgery) http://web.israelinsider.com/Articles/Politics/12932.htm
(forgery) http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=105347
(forgery)http://www.westernjournalism.com/?page id=2697
3, Simple in 1961, no computers to photo-shop, edit or could produce Obama’s officially submitted fraudulent Hawaiian COLB document, in fact the font (type) is computer created, no typewriter had that capability in 1961.
4, You can view of Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate dated Aug. 4, 1961, in question, at this site, but not denied. http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=105764
5, Stanley Anne Dunham and Obama Sr. marriage license, never released.
6, Stanley Anne Dunham and Lulu Soetoro marriage license never released.
7, Barry Soetoro aka Barack Obama adoption records never released.
8, Barack Obama as Barry Soetoro’s Besuki School Indonesian application obtained! In order to attend school in Indonesia you have to be a citizen of Indonesia, no dual citizenship allowed there. (This document is proven and not a forgery.) http://web.israelinsider.com/Articles/Politics/13056.htm
9, Barack Obama’s also known as Barry Soetoro’s Indonesian Punahou School records, not released.
10, Obama’s Selective Service Registration, a proven forgery released and was a criminal act. (forgery) http://www.debbieschlussel.com/archives/004431print.html.
11, Obama’s Occidental College records not released as Barry Soetoro, as he was a foreign exchange student.
12, Obama aka Barry Soetoro passport as a citizen of Indonesia, that is mandatory to attend school in Indonesia, not released.
13, Obama’s U.S. Passport if one exists? Never released or is known of.
14, Barack Obama also known as Barry Soetoro entered Pakistan illegally on what countries passport?
15, Obama’s Columbia University records, as a foreign exchange student as Barry Soetoro, not released.
16, Obama as Barry Soetoro Columbia University thesis if one exists, not released.
17, Not one name of any student is known who saw Obama attend Columbia released or known of.
18, Obama’s Harvard Law School records as a foreign exchange student Barry Soetoro, not released.
19, Obama as Barry Soetoro Harvard Law Review articles, if any exist, not released.
20, Barack Obama’s Baptism Certificate, if one exists, none released, because Muslims do not have one?
21, Obama’s Medical records, not released, but a one-page statement, Obama is healthy.
22, Obama’s Illinois State Senate records, not released.
23, Obama’s Illinois State Senate schedule, not released, alleged to have been lost.
24, Obama’s Law practices client list and billing records, not released. (Remember White Water, the Clintons)
26, Obama’s University of Chicago scholarly articles, none released or exist?
27, The reason Obama lost his license to practice law in Illinois, for perjury, not released.
28, Obama’s campaign certification in 2008, not his donor list, vetted and submitted by the unpardonable fraud of Nancy Pelosi, and a private club the DNC. By submitting Obama’s name to be qualified to the Electoral College in order to place Obama’s name on the ballot knew it to be a fraud and immune from The Freedom of Information Act, never released and later denied by the DNC that they did.
29, Obama’s list of campaign workers who may have been lobbyists, never released.
30, Obama or Barry Soetoro, the countries he visited outside the United States before 2008, never released.
31, Obama, never repatriated to the U.S. from his Indonesia citizenship, if documented never released, because only citizens there can attend school in Indonesia.
32, The U.S. Constitution states you CAN NOT be a U.S. president if you change your U.S. citizenship. “104 FIRST CONGRESS. SESS. II. Cn. 4. 1790.” States “That the right of citizenship shall not descend to persons whose fathers of citizens or have never been resident in the United States.” Obama’s father was a native of Kenya, a British colony at the time of his birth in 1961.
33, On January 21, 2009, his first day in office, Barack Obama implemented and signed
into law Executive Order 13489, denying any release of anything about him.

Kenya’s Minister of Lands. James Orengo plainly said on the floor oKenya’s National Assembly, “If America was living in a situation where they feared ethnicity and did not see itself as a multiparty state or nation, how could a young man born here in Kenya, who is not even a Native American, become the President of America?”

Obama’s African paternal grandmother affirmed she “was in the delivery room in Kenya when he was born Aug. 4, 1961.”

This is just a sample of a traitor’s failed open and transparent policy and campaign lies, Obama promised and gave America.

Lawley   May 2nd, 2010 - 8:01 am

The only U.S. president ever to joke about our precious document, the United States constitution. Too bad he didn’t finish the comedic punchline, the funniest part is how he’s spent TO DATE (because he’s not done spending/wasting $ yet) over $1 million covering up his birth certificate. And just how much of that has been taxpayer money? hmmm…not so funny anymore is it?

What a pompous arse! and there you have it, Americans, your president doing you proud. I still don’t call him my president. He’s a usurper. A usurper who has gotten away with “highway robbery” of America and needs to push it to another level of high by using inflammatory statements on the birth certificate issue. That’s how idiot serial criminals operate.

BHO Shat On US   May 2nd, 2010 - 8:21 am

Stalin liked knock-knock jokes, Chavez likes sulfur jokes, and Hitler liked ethnic jokes. Our authoritarian leader likes self-deprecation, pre-empting the massive public deprecation he’s suffered since he was lifted to power by ignorant swelf-destructive liberals and white-guilt-laden unprincipleds who succumbed to the lifelong accusations of the race-baiters, trading common sense for a chance at absolution.

Lawley   May 2nd, 2010 - 8:57 am

@police, all or part of present day states of California, Nevada, Utah, Colorado, Arizona, New Mexico, Wyoming, and Texas were Mexico, until the Mexican-American War of 1848, when huge numbers of Mexicans crossed battle lines to fight on the side of the U.S. The result is that Mexico lost over 67% of its national territory (when you include Texas). So, as far as the idea of complete assimilation having taken place, it would’ve had to have been a “reverse type” of such, in that there exist deeply rooted Mexican traditions, customs, & values already firmly in place (in those states). Hence, the heavy concentration of Mexican-Americans along our southwestern states. The U.S. is a beautiful blend of diversity, and that includes the Mexican culture. So, when an American barks to another American (of Mexican descent), “Go back to your country!” One has to just laugh, because the angered individual has only managed to reveal what a total ignoramus he/she is—and he or she should go right back to school and learn some bona fide rich history of their own country, the United States.

That said, we are a nation of laws; and the operative word is ILLEGAL immigrants, when referring to the current problem here in our country. The dems would have everybody believe that conservatives and the tea party movement are against ALL immigration. The dems are wrong, they know they’re wrong, but they have nothing else in their bag of tricks (on this issue). You see, Americans have already been labeled. The dems’ feeling is, —- Hey, we’ve insulted the American people’s intelligence before, and we can do it again. —- Yes, everybody, the democrat politicians DO THINK American voters are stupid.

Question is, are we (Americans) going to continue to live up to that label or not? That’s what so great about our country, even if you choose to be stupid, in the end, it was still YOUR CHOICE.

ObamaLeavesAmerica'sButtBleeding   May 2nd, 2010 - 9:09 am

Let’s get 3 things straight:

1. The community organasmer Obama wasn’t born in this country.

2. Obama is as funny as was Khalid Sheikh Mohammed when he told ethnic jokes about Jews to Danny Pearl just before cutting off his head.

3. Michelle Obama’s butt is ginormus.

Palin's Brain   May 2nd, 2010 - 11:01 am

The birther’s are just insulted that we replaced that drooling moron Bush with a real statesman.

Vic   May 2nd, 2010 - 11:06 am

Hey, “Palin’s Brain”, well, I see you’ve made your choice — STUPID !

TomD   May 2nd, 2010 - 12:24 pm

Birthers really are the funniest people on the internets :^)

Vic   May 2nd, 2010 - 12:45 pm

As TomD clearly demonstrates, you just can’t fix stupid dumbass.

Hey, but there’s more of us than them, smart people—-We’ll show them!

REMEMBER NOVEMBER!!!!!

What’s that odor? Do I smell LAME DUCK?

hahahahhaha!!!

YES, INDEED! DUMBASS!!!!

DEF   May 2nd, 2010 - 12:52 pm

HA Ha ha, if Obama can’t find his Birth Certificate, then it must not exist!!! About love, I hear he’s about to lose it too!!! Cheating on Michelle like his godfather did Hillary!!!!

Michelle   May 2nd, 2010 - 2:15 pm

http://jbjd.wordpress.com/2010/04/12/idioms/
Texans could put an end to this administration tomorrow. Texans remember the Alamo.
This article refers to the citizen complaints re: election fraud 08 filed with the Attorneys General in Texas and other applicable states during the last 6 months. As soon as AG Greg Abbott/Boyd Richie complete their work, Congress can then initiate Articles of Impeachment against Obama.

Vic   May 2nd, 2010 - 3:08 pm

way to go, TEXAS !!!

Birth Cert   May 2nd, 2010 - 3:20 pm

The birth certificate is still in Kenya where his relatives say he was born. All the local officials in Kenya say MaoBama was born in Kenya also.

Maobama has never shown any evidence to the contrary to dispute the word of his relatives that he was born in Kenya.

Obama's Brain   May 2nd, 2010 - 3:21 pm

Oh if only Allah had let me be born in Hawaii instead of in the family hut where my brother George now lives on 12 dollars a year.

Ha Ha   May 2nd, 2010 - 4:27 pm

That was not the funniest joke Obama told about his birth certificate.He told another joke that was funnier than that one.

You birthers are joke all by yourselves.

The best birther that ever hit this website was one with screen name birther 1957.

He/She seriously posted that there is no birth certificate in Kenya or Hawaii.Because Obama was created in a lab.from the DNA of David Rockafellow and Queen Cleopatra of Egypt who was born in Alexandria in 69 B.C.
You birthers are the laughing stock of the nation.Do you ever notice that Boss Limbaugh and Fox Noise don’t talk about birthers.

Even Glenn Beck said of the bithers “I have to tell you, are you working for the Barack Obama administration?” Beck scoffed. “I mean, that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.”
When you are crazier then Glenn Beck you are in bad shape.Just say you don’t like the man because he’s black and be done with it.

a-52   May 2nd, 2010 - 4:49 pm

What’s black and white and red all over?

Obama

Dave   May 2nd, 2010 - 5:41 pm

I know something harder to find…someone who likes you.

NICE TRY, but...   May 2nd, 2010 - 5:55 pm

Nice try, Mr. O, and all you MINDLESS-MINIONS of his… But there’s no way you guys can JOKE your way OUT of this tight corner. That birth certificate issue is NOT going to go away until the TRUTH (however UGLY) comes out, and you and he and WE all KNOW IT.

That’s why you’re all so desperately trying to DEBUNK & RIDICULE the issue and those who demand to know whether the guy in the Oval Office is LEGALLY ELIGIBLE TO EVEN BE THERE.

0----SHIT!   May 2nd, 2010 - 7:05 pm

@Ha Ha I see you’re following your dear leader’s example, trying to make light of a very heavy situation. It’s not going to work.

Oh, and since when do “Boss Limbaugh, Fox Noise” & Glenn Beck have any credibility in your opinion? Oh, only NOW, that it fits your convenient “argument?” Here’s what I have to say to that: Ha Ha!

TomD and Ha Ha—–
Dumbass meet STUPID

0-----CRAP!   May 2nd, 2010 - 7:06 pm

This is a repost, cleaner version——————-

@Ha Ha I see you’re following your dear leader’s example, trying to make light of a very heavy situation. It’s not going to work.

Oh, and since when do “Boss Limbaugh, Fox Noise” & Glenn Beck have any credibility in your opinion? Oh, only NOW, that it fits your convenient “argument?” Here’s what I have to say to that: Ha Ha!

TomD and Ha Ha—–
Dumbass meet STUPID

JUST SAY "HELL NO!"   May 2nd, 2010 - 7:12 pm

While the CLOWN-IN-CHIEF is standing around grinning like a loon and telling asinine jokes, his buddy FRANKLIN RAINES is setting us all up to RAKE IN BILLIONS… in a diabolical scheme called “residential emissions trading…”

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2505248/posts

JUST SAY “HELL NO!”

Vic   May 2nd, 2010 - 9:56 pm

Ha Ha May 2nd, 2010 – 4:27 pm

Your sage advice to us was, “Just say you don’t like the man because he’s black and be done with it.” Huh? I mean, Huh?

Can you possibly be more STUPID-ER? Have you idiots not figured out yet that the race card will not work? You’re trying to defend the indefensible!

And for your information, moron, your hero is only 50% black. And his 50% white ass is also doing a lousy job!

Have fun with your STUPID-FEST. Because the party’s over in November!!!!

REMEMBER NOVEMBER!

SHOWING PAPERS, FROM THE TOP ON DOWN...   May 3rd, 2010 - 4:09 am

What nobody’s talking about but many are thinking:

If they have to “show papers” in Arizona, how long before Mr. O. has to SHOW HIS PAPERS???

ALL THIS HUBBUB ABOUT THE ARIZONA LAW is no doubt reflecting some ANGST among Democrats in general about the hour when MR. O. will be FORCED TO SHOW HIS PAPERS, and the possible outcome of such an unveiling…

dan   May 3rd, 2010 - 10:55 pm

Have we not learned that when a Politician says there not running for president, that means they are throwing their hat in the ring !!! Have we not learned that when a Politician says I didn’t have sex with that women, we know that they/he did have sex with that women !!! Have we not learned that when a Politician says as a joke that or in this case our President that it’s hard to keep or find his Birth certificate that he just maybe telling the truth !!! Have we not learned anything in the past 30+ years of listening to Politicians in DC that when there lips move their lying to us and the world !!! Remember November, stop the Madness !!!!

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