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The lies this man tells has not limit. The MS media in the country should be ashamed of the freedoms that they have that our veterans who fought and died to give them freedom of the press and they do not call this president out on all the lies he tells. How can they call themselves news outlets when they suck up and drink the kool aide that this administration dishes out. What a sad commentary. Thank you Naked Emperor and BCast for being real journalist.

Yes, but that is not what he meant blah blah blah. He was talking about something else, blah blah blah, the tape was edited blah blah blah.

Sorry, I was doing my liberal impersonation

That IS the problem with lying, you MUST remember your lies!

His teleprompter ought to have “LIE CHECKER” built in!

LOL :O)

I can hear it now – Once again – don’t believe your ears – how many times are we going to let them get away with this and start believing what he says or said………

TEDDY’S REAL OBITUARY

http://www.TeddyDiesN0bamaLies-HimTheDevil.com

I’m trying to SAVE you Grand Old Potty-poopers by EXPOSING TEDDY AND THE N0BAMESSIAH: Praise The Lord Our Savior, Barack…He’s The Messiah! He’s NOW ‘the last Kennedy brother’…making Him the 4th Horseman-of-the-Apocalypse now that Teddy’s gone- BTW, can ya bury him already?

JFK was the 1st Horseman-of-the-Apocalypse, RFK the 2nd, Teddy the 3rd, and Barack makes 4. The circle is now complete and the prophecy fulfilled: Barack is Him…You may already know Him if you face Mecca before praying };~) This makes Doomsday 2012 true. But don’t worry- be happy! Barack is here. We have Rapture…and World Peace…for the children!

Quoting ’scripture’ from The Rise and Fall of American Tackle Football by Michael Dwayne Vick, Hush Puppy Press® (2006): Years ago, on a cold winter day- the field a frozen tundra, God Himself came down from Heaven and Quarterbacked the Libs. The ball was snapped, God took it and handed off to JFK-dawg… The play called (from the Saul Alinsky Democratic SAD playbook): “34 EyeRight PowerBlast WeakLeft CounterTrey 66 Tango2 SlitSlot PostUp FlankTrap ZipDown RomeoBone Go4Crack WillieShoot BeamBack FudgePack…Dawg ON THREEEEEE!”

That day, JFK took the ball(s) and hit the hole(s) hard, busting hymen(s)- I mean the line- before penetrating the (MM) secondary. But in ‘63, a Mafia hit from the grassy knoll side of the field killed him- his brain matter-splatter covering an entire Continent-al…just ’cause Dallas ‘loved’ him- How ’bout dem Cowboys? And Rozelle too?

RFK already knew how to pound-hole and double-back (an MM tag-teamer too) but in ‘68, on his way to scoring the winning touchdown in LA, got de-cleated by a Palestinian kicker. Bobby had reached the endzone alright…the wrong one.
[Rosey Grier, a Fearsome Foursome DT, had missed his assignment- he'd been on the side lines guarding a cheerleader named Ethel instead]

With both JFK and RFK out of the game now (and dead), Teddy wanted in. He had been a walk-on at Harvard and showed all the promise of great student-athletes (Plaxico Burress, Sebastian Janikowski, etc): he skipped (swim) classes and cheated on tests. Before graduating (majored in Driver’s Ed with a minor in Spanish), Teddy was named clipboard-holder and starting mascot- and there was hope.
[Teddy had been groomed to be the 3rd Horseman-of-the-Apocalypse by his boot-leggin' Jew-hatin' lobotomy-orderin' poppa... the original "JoPa"]
Teddy’s rise to fame in the pro’s was slow and painful- especially for one woman. His ‘class-ditching past’ turned into ‘ass-ditching fast’ when, at the mature age of 37 (a fully grown boy by Kennedy standards), Teddy left a 28-year-old women in a drink (something he liked to do) called Quidditch (what would Dumbledore do?)

That was the summer of ‘69…already one crazy summer: A secret war was declared on hamburgers in Vietnam; Helter Skelter riots killed nine 1/2 weeks at Stonewall; Cat-5 Camille brought AIDS to America when it SLAMMED the gulpcoast; the miracle Met hippies winning at the Wood Stock; we landed on the moon We landed on the Moon? We landed on the Moon!!! And the country learned The Eagle can land just like the Teddy. And that Kennedy’s don’t make good First-Responders: 28-year-old Mary Jo- with the rest of her short life ahead of her- spent the last hour of it trapped underwater in a ‘67 Olds trying to suck what air remained from bucket seats Teddy farted in.

After Teddy had crashed, he crashed again, needing a nap. Mary Jo got one too- but never woke-up. When Teddy woke up from his, his first thought, naturally, was for Mary Jo (is she dead yet?). Only then did he think of himself…his first call being to the family lawyer (what’s my story and what’s the co$t?). Teddy had ’screwed the pooch’ so-to-speak…fumbling on the 1-inch line of life- hers. Teddy was on the IR- Mary Jo on the PUP…forever.

Teddy lived on and Mary Jo didn’t. Because Teddy had Kennexxxions. Despite being the family’s third-stringer, Teddy was picked-up off of waivers and signed a lucrative deal to be Senate locker room towel boy laundering the dirty old white men’s jockstraps. Teddy had found another (ditch b!tch) niche.

Teddy still lived on but Mary Jo didn’t. Teddy waited for his shot (pun intended), and in ‘80, the original Mr. Irrelevant disguised himself as a Gatorade® cooler full of booze (the man WAS a drunk). Teddy ran left (duh!) but got smiled-to-death by a peanut-brained midshipman with 444 teeth. Go figure! At least that’s what America did Team Reagan ran up the score, trouncing the Dems twice! Got landslides?

And Teddy still lived on while Mary Jo didn’t. Teddy disappeared (he was good at that) successfully lobbying (he was good at that, too) for LESS playing time on ’special (Olympic) teams’ AND MORE lobbying in his pockets (did I mention he was good at that?). Teddy had no strengths in any nonskill-positions and was promoted. He parlayed his God-given talent and was named the team’s waterboy. After signing lucrative deals, Teddy became spokesman for Bev-Mo!, DAMM and The Dive Shack, and was sponsored by Hometown Buffet.

And Teddy STILL lived on while Mary Jo didn’t. Amassing a girth of wealth over a 40+ year stellar career, Teddy was named the team’s ball-handling and waitress-sandwiching coach. Teddy’s nickname, The Lyin’, was for obvious reasons- he did just that to his pope and the American people. His unswerving (unless driving) dedication to this principle came to the attention of grassroot community organizers, and Teddy became Barack’s athletic supporter. Happily, he saw Barack become POTUS. Sadly, he saw brain become poison.

And Teddy died while Mary Jo didn’t…he’d already killled her. The score: Teddy 77, Mary Jo 28. Teddy scored 11 TD’s to her 4. And Teddy liked hearing jokes about that to- drowning jokes about her being dead. Teddy was LOL-ing… But that doesn’t make Teddy a bad guy, does it? He did do one job well, handing ball and tossing off to Barack!

Barack’s the ‘last Kennedy brother’ now and 4th Horseman-of-the-Apocalypse. The price has been steep, but worth it: ObamaCare will be hope-and-changed to DeadyTeddyCare. Because Barack went for six…points for Him, feet under for Teddy. Who’s laughing now? Not us! It’s Barack all-the-way! He’s The Rock Star Running Back! He rocks-and-rules, running us back-to-Hell! The Super Bowl win is his… the Summer of Discontent’s ours… and the drunk in the ground’s Teddy…just like Barack planned! Praise The Lord Our Savior, Barack…for He’s The Messiah!

No shock that Obama would try and foist another>/i> lie upon the American people.

What IS shocking is how many people still afford him with the slightest shred of integrity. How many lies, misstatements, deceptions and hidden documents does this evil man have to put forth, before all Americans OPEN THEIR EYES?

I think evil has a great power to make even good people blind to the truth, at least temporarily. Plus, as a nation we have been programmed to accord positive traits and near-hero status to celebrities and those who “look good.”

This was part of Obama’s strategy in the campaign- to become a “celebrity” so America will accept MUCH more evil garbage spewing out of his mouth.

The nice thing about Obama is that he’s heading straight into the ratings toilet.

He stalled in the route down while everyone was distracted with Dirty Ted’s brain/liver wipe out, but the LEFT LUNATICS mis-handled that by having Wacky give the eulogy for the World’s Most Famous Dirt Ball and then by dragging a 5 year old child out to bootleg Socialism in the shadow of his dead body.

People are truly catching on to the Obama lies and antics. The Alinsky method, now that folks are aware of it, is turning out to be a crock of “horse yet.”

O’bama, listen to me. You gotta keep the lies straight or nobody buys the product. And try to shout more so the old people can hear you. You think I could have sold those stupid light switches if I got my lies all confused like you? I would have been stuck with Oxyclean. Shoot, I had people buying them and sticking them to the dashboard of thier car, that’s how good I was.

Obama keeps repeating these lies so often that he’s starting to brainwash himself. His nonsensical speeches can fool 52% of the voters once, twice, maybe a couple of hundred times, but after a while the lies are just to blatant to ignore, even for some of the 52%.

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