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Silly … but clever.

LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT……

I'll bet the "squat when I pee", "livin' with my parents", "never had sex(except with myself)" lefties get a cold chill when they see this….

And they should….we're coming for you….PANSIES !

The Vulcan Grip just got Norrisized!

Chuck kicks a.$$!
Oh yeah, that's what he does. A positive message. Strong.
It would be funny to hear the Dem counter-ad hosted by an Imam or Pelosi or Chrissy Mathews or some race-baiting liberal. Vote for me and we'll get to 3rd world status quicker!

"Bleuger", very funny.

& Ted Nugent as the theme music…great job!

REGISTER ,then REMEMBER IN NOVEMBER !

P.S. CHUCK NORRIS 2012

Norris doesn't kill people,drunk driving illegal aliens do

One big problem with would-be conservative voters is the "Washington crowd's gonna do whatever they want anyway" apathy.

If the right becomes as effective as the left has been with voter registration and turnout, the country will not see another leftist politician.

Drunk Driving Chuck Norris kills kills illegals.

Hit 'em with so many lefts they'll be beggin' for a right.

Oh you mean like Teddy Kennedy and Rick Sanchez kill when driving drunk….right ?

Another great example of what side has the "humor." Conservatives are the ones who can make fun of their own stereotypes and use it in a humorous way to convey a message.

America has been hit with so many lefties we're begging for our rights.

PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!

Please Breitbart…give us an IGNORE button so we can put these red-tagged, mega-thumbs down, slobbering, Soros funded, lib-left-loonie trolls in the Delete Bin.

Ya know why there's no life on Mars?

Chuck Norris Killed it.

That Bluger must have a Lib son to learn such Bleeping language. Nice vidio.

Hello Liars: Amazing how you oft times persist in displaying your stupidity on these pages. We suggest you consult with the nearest Proctologist, as clearly the part of your body that is supposed to render rational thought is in the wrong anatomical location. Thus, it makes logical sense that once the wayward thinking part of your body is removed from such aforesaid location, you will cease expressing shit for thought.

The NRA is nothing but a single issue special interest group.
They make deals with the left and frequently give A+ ratings to far left crazies.
They've been in Washington so long they think elitist stereotypes of conservative gun owners are funny.

The 2nd amendment is only one right we have to fight to protect.
And people are starting to understand that single issue groups are of limited usefulness.
I'm no longer a member of the NRA because putting on blinders when danger is all around is a foolish thing to do.
I don't know what the NRA spent on this ad but that money could have made the difference in one of the many primary races where tea party members fought to unset a RINOs.

Like Laura Bush !

All the Chuck Norris posts are a JOKE. Pull the stick from your ass and lighten up.

This is a Chuck Norris thread, isnt it ? Chuck f**king Norris !!!

No one in the Dem leadership or in the house or senate has ever mentioned that they want to take the 2nd amnedment. Get a life losers. Now if you talk about changing the 1st to exclude muslims, or the 14th to lose anchor babies, then its OK. right ?

Laura wasn't drunk

Skipper my learned friend, if I might add to your eloquent response. HELLO LIARS, ol' buddy, If your proctologist can't (or perhaps won't) remove said part of your anatomy from such aforesaid location. You might ask for the glass bead installation option in your umbilical cord indentation so as to make it easier for you to see where you are going.

thankya … thanyavermuch

But i thought you tools loved "intense" debate . You would ratther have a Drudge style circle jerk instead or are you just afraid of all the lies being exposed ?

That's fightin', Scary, not beggin'. Fightin' and Votin'.

"Skipper99" great job with our friend HL. I don't know if Obamacare covers that particular procedure that you've described but, a case could be made that its an epidemic. Checking out the HuffPost and they've got it really bad over there. Like any bacteria…sunshine does wonders to disinfect. "Knobby" and "SubSailor" nice job too! Loved the video. I am so going there…blue couger works for me!

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until they give him the information he wants.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin, just a third fist under that beard.
Chuck Norris is not a man, he is god!

LOL! I've seen hundreds of these, but in all seriousness, Chuck Norris rocks!

well said, sir

Liars, you Leftists already compromised the 1st Amendment when you invented the concept of "hate-speech", which you only apply to those who say something with which you disagree. Now I, personally, defend the right of any Muslim to say whatever they want – until they start screaming for MY rights to be taken away or for ME to be punished for not being a Muslim (I feel exactly the same about Christians, by the way). As for changing the 14th Amendment to eliminate the problem of "anchor babies"; that would simply be like abolishing slavery all over again (since illegal immigration is just slavery in another form)….

Oh, sorry, I forgot!…..it was the Democrats that wanted to preserve slavery! How silly of me!

Guns don't kill people.
Abortion clinics kill people!

Dynamite in the hands_of fools_means Death

c'mon doogle, look at all the intelligent and reasonable comments they leave ———– ^

truly enriches the conversation, doesn't it?

Yea, gave it a good roundhouse kick too!! Yeee haw!!

Yup, that's what dopey Hello meant…

I'm guessing he would get off on a procto, so let's think of something else for that putz to do… Maybe he should have a catheter inserted into his little peepee….

Nooooo, we actually like debating something with more intelligence than a turd, ok???

no the cops said she wasn't drunk, you are just a moron

NO JOKE
IF YOU DON'T STOP OBAMA
WITH VOTES
YOUR FREEDOMS WILL GO AWAY

That's simply genius! Best ad I've seen all year. We'll let Chuck ROCK THE VOTE!!

nice catch!!

Fuck you.

Guns don't kill people, socialism kills people.

But the Laura Bush post wasn't.

So fuck you.

Age doesn't kill brain cells – liberalism kills braincells.

Grandmas can smell BS from 100 yards away. And when they hear enough of it, they have an entire pantry filled with cans of Whoopa$$ they can open. Don't mess with Grandma. Respect Grandma. Grandma packs heat and votes.

Personally, I like Liars trolling the site. I can guess the response with 99.5% certainty each time. Liberals hate is predictable.

ohooooohhhhh, snap!

So who's going to see Machete when it opens this weekend?

Going with a few friends…looks AWESOME! I love 'grind house' flicks http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN643jPM_d4

Is this video a Tea Party meeting?

Didn't they drag his old ass out during the '08 election?

Yeah…That worked….Trigger the Election…*L*

"Geet it skeeter? theys makin' a guns type comment right there…..WhooooHooooooo! Where's my slim jim done got to"?

Cops said that she was not drunk nor was the other driver drunk.
Also, the guy that was killed had never dated Laura. That two
was reported.

YellowLiar is just a god damned lying piece of shit troll, which
has also been adequately reported.

All you do is intense flaming.

Laura killed a man in a drunken rage and the GOP praises her. It's pretty shocking stuff.

By the way, she was never tested for alochol because she was a daughter of a well known respected family. Her girl friend said they came from a party. A high school party with milk and cookies, no doubt.

Laura Bush and Ted Kennedy are one in the same. except Laura planned her accident.

When HL reports that Laura actualy killed someone with her car too, its flaming or making a point that people on both sides are not perfect.

"Laura killed a man in a drunken rage "

You're a liar.

Fuck you.

"and the GOP praises her"

For accidently killing someone?

Fuck you.

"Laura Bush and Ted Kennedy are one in the same"

Except that Kennedy was a murderer who named his dog "Splash".

So fuck you.

Still praising a drunken, rage filled, murderer is see.

Thanks for making my point so quickly.

Laura named her dog " That Bastard Mike Douglas" . Pretty shocking.

YelloLiar will post anything opposite to what we believe as conservatives.
If we said we preferred sugar on our Cheerios, Yello would say it likes salt.

It's just a troll.
I loved Yello's "circle jerk" reply – the other night, Yello, I_8_KO and 300MoronHurtz were trading saliva and other bodily fluids.

Wish I could do more than 1 thumb up here.

Hey, that comment is almost as good as the above clip!

No, calling you out for the despicable, disgusting liar that you are.

Thanks for making my point so quickly, fuckstick.

Do you still blow your dad with that mouth ? Clean it up sicko.

It's gotta be anti-American if YOU like it, 300Mini.

But I will admit that Robert Rodriguez is a pioneer filmmaker and (IMHO )is the Hunter S. Thompson of screenwriting.

So why not check it out then? Can't you suspend your politics for an hour and 1/2 to enjoy some good film making?

can not argue with a box of rocks in your head

Here's the scenario, YellowLiar shows-up at the Big Breits and finds something we agree on and immediately takes a 180 stance on it. In a matter of minutes, I_8_KO arrives to provide back-up (in more ways than one, btw). Then 300miniHurtz crawls out of its hole and interjetcs how truly genius Yellow is.
But then the KY comes out and the Three Stooges of Trolldom squeal with delight as they sit in a circle offer (ahem) "congrats". All secretly-hoping that Soros will notice them and pump their minimum wage pay by another $.25 per hour.

It's pretty sickening and the best thing to do is skip by the page where they begin the circle jerk.

This is more like it

Here's the scenario, HelloLiar shows-up at the Big Breits and finds something we constantly lie about and immediately show the truth . In a matter of minutes, I_8_KO arrives to provide back-up (in more ways than one, btw). Then 300miniHurtz crawls out of its maladroits mom's hole and interjetcs how truly assinine the right wing is.
But then the KY comes out of maladroits mom and the Truth squad squeals with delight as they sit in a circle offer (ahem) "congrats". All secretly-hoping that the GOP goes the way of the Whigs and we never have to deal with their ilk again .
It's pretty sickening and the best thing to do is skip by the page where they begin the show the lies of the GOP zombie sheep.

It might be. The Tea Party is a state of mind.

Looks like they are sick of crooks in government too.

If I see any of them, I'll let them know you said 'hey'.

Ignore the troll. His goal is to upset others.

[yawn]

That all you got?

Give up on repeating your despicable lies?

You lose, fuckstick.

Oh, I'm not upset. I've argued with reactionary leftists who are about a smidge smarter than this despicable liar. Trashed them just like I trashed the fuckstick.

I would LOVE to watch him kick government ass all day every day…. Ted could run for vice pres..

It took 43 Presidents and over 200 years to get the federal deficit to $5T.

Democrats are on track to DOUBLE that in only 5 years and TRIPLE it in 10 years.

Guns don't kill jobs

Unions and liberals do.

That was only 2 minutes? BRILLIANT.

I'll probably watch The Expendables again.

It's one thing to suspend your own politics, it's another to purchase overpriced tickets and sit through 90 minutes of someone else's politics shoved in your face.

Sorry, I interpret the heavy use of foul language as representing being upset.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

"Walker" Texas Ranger and Chuck Norris, the man is great. What he sees in Huckleberry, who he endorsed in '08 and most likely next year, I do not see. Norris real [Huck is; well a repubic clinton. Tries to say he was a conservative governor, but was far from it. ]

Brilliant!

Hello, Beitbart.
General question—do all the trolls have different addresses?
Or does some individual addresses have a bunch of trolls?
Just askin'.

What the hell are you even talking about?
All you trolls do is randomly vent and in the end all you manage to do is make a fool of yourself.
Your not even coherent enough to address something I posted, just random talking points spin in to strawmen vaguely reminiscent of the subject at hand.

No wonder the left's leadership think they're the smartest people in the world, their ranks are made up of people like you.
If this was the level of intelligence I saw everyday I'd begin to think of myself as a genius too.

just as long as he dont bring Huckelberry with him,,its ok with me.

Hey Chuck…….could you go to CNN-MSNBC-ABC-NBC-HNN and show them reporters what a real man is suppose to act like………Thanks America

Nothing you can ever do or say will ever bring Mike Douglas back from the DEAD where Laura Bush put him for having the GALL to break up with her.

Dont blame him, Thats the way his whore of a mother brought him up .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8hMJVXt09E

Nothing you can ever do or say will ever actually rescue you from the insane lies and hatred that consume you, that eat away at you like a cancer.

But then 'cancer' would be a perfect description for reactionary leftists and leftism.

Leftists because they are parasites, sucking sustenance from the body politic, and leftism because it ALWAYS kills it's host.

Actually, I kinda feel sorry for you. With a personality like yours, you must lead a very lonely life.

[yawn]

That all you got, Mr. Lonely?

"HelloLiar shows-up at the Big Breits and finds something we constantly lie about and immediately show the truth"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!

That's funny.

The liar wouln't know 'truth' if truth grew teeth, snuck up on him, and bit him in his shriveled little scrotum.

Trust you to anticipate a racist film.

Danny Trejo, Robert DeNiro, Steven Seagal, and… Lindsay Lohan? How did that happen?

The only reason John Tesh is still alive is because Chuck Norris doesn't hit women.

Dont Feed The Trolls…

This was great. HOWEVER …as an NRA Member, I have been very disappointed with them. They were actually considering endorsing Harry Reid (until they got blasted by members) …yet, they have still not endorsed Sharon Angle. We called about this …the "Lip Service" given was that they were "waiting" until October. The NRA has been infiltrated by some liberals is all I can surmise. So …I need you all to put the HEAT on them to actually endorse Sharon Angle. You don't need to be a member. You can email …but I recommend you calling them toll free: 1-800-672-3888

You are absolutely correct. And putting all humor and Chuck Norris aside, I as a NRA member have told the NRA IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS that if they don't adhere to the desires of their members in the political arena that there will be a heavy price to pay ! We'll see how all this "pans-out" next month, but the NRA is definately feeling some HEAT ! And thanks for the "heads-up"…….

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