North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Il Dead

North Korean leader Kim Jong-il died Saturday on a train trip, a tearful state television announcer, dressed in black, reported Monday. The announcer said that the 69-year old had died of physical and mental over-work on his way to give "field guidance."

December 18, 2011 at 7:32 pm - CNN
Dateline: North Korea
UrinalMint   December 18th, 2011 - 7:34 pm

Good Riddance.

Reaganforever   December 18th, 2011 - 7:36 pm

Yep!

Reaganforever   December 18th, 2011 - 7:37 pm

CYA later you communist POS. Obamamao is crying tonight.

MeanConservative   December 18th, 2011 - 7:37 pm

Not enough time to give Obama's 2012 endorsement.

FreedomFan   December 18th, 2011 - 7:37 pm

Burn in hell, ya commie POS.

peteee363   December 18th, 2011 - 7:38 pm

how long before obama takes credit for his passing?

Libs_Rule   December 18th, 2011 - 7:40 pm

How about Newt? He seems to be all anti-government. N. Korea would be the perfect place for Newt to flourish…or maybe Somalia.

Brer_Rabid   December 18th, 2011 - 7:41 pm

Pot-bellied pig's heaven got a new member! Harro!

Petroglyph   December 18th, 2011 - 7:44 pm

Communism truly IS a death sentence.

Now that crazy kid of his will kill even more people.

Break_six   December 18th, 2011 - 7:44 pm

Bye bye you piece of excrement. Hope Pol Pot uses your mouth as a urinal in hell.

Not that this changes anything; kim Jong Un is probably just as insane.

ChiTownTom   December 18th, 2011 - 7:44 pm

In honor of Lil Kim every North Korean citizen will recieve an extra serving of dirt this week. Enjoy!

p.s. Rot in hell Kimmy.

Libs_Rule   December 18th, 2011 - 7:45 pm

Wow, Obama seems to be just picking them off one by one. Amazing!!

eukodol   December 18th, 2011 - 7:45 pm

It's no surprise. He had been Il for some time.

Manchops   December 18th, 2011 - 7:45 pm

Ding dong, the witch is dead.

eukodol   December 18th, 2011 - 7:46 pm

Somalia is a socialist utopia. A few more years of Obama, and we can have that right here at home.

R_Swift   December 18th, 2011 - 7:46 pm

How did you see through all of your tears to type your post?

HoldersBigGuns   December 18th, 2011 - 7:47 pm

Well now, that's too f-ing bad!

I think I'll go f-ing cry about it, or something….

…never-mind, I'll just go have a beer.

ChiTownTom   December 18th, 2011 - 7:47 pm

Do you get paid by the post?

HoldersBigGuns   December 18th, 2011 - 7:48 pm

or is it Bush's fault?

You idiot!

R_Swift   December 18th, 2011 - 7:48 pm

They say deaths comes in threes, Jong Il, then Castro and then Chavez or some other well known communist.

JoeDoakes101   December 18th, 2011 - 7:48 pm

With any luck someone will shoot the next guy before he takes power.

ChiTownTom   December 18th, 2011 - 7:48 pm

It's implied…

HoldersBigGuns   December 18th, 2011 - 7:49 pm

Both countries that you noted are both BIG GOVERNMENT countries you moron!

Private_Ray   December 18th, 2011 - 7:50 pm

Adios fothermucker!
Semper Fi

Break_six   December 18th, 2011 - 7:50 pm

Bye bye you piece of excrement. Hope Pol Pot uses your mouth as a urinal in hell.

HuskersLoveBo   December 18th, 2011 - 7:50 pm

Good. May he have an express ticket to the warmer regions.

zebechidna   December 18th, 2011 - 7:50 pm

Lived like a swine, died like as swine. I hope that Hugo Chavez will follow soon, and then Basher Abbas. Tyrants and Dictators, Mother-Earth needs you for a fertilizer!

BalkanDeputy   December 18th, 2011 - 7:50 pm

I hope the Worms like Korean food.

BalkanDeputy   December 18th, 2011 - 7:51 pm

The worms will need Maalox as a chaser.

sbenard   December 18th, 2011 - 7:52 pm

Couldn't have happened to a nicer dictator!

Make room in hell! Perhaps he could also take his soul mate in the White House with him, and thereby save us the tyranny!!

eukodol   December 18th, 2011 - 7:52 pm

The bad news is that he's killing all your heroes.

sammybull   December 18th, 2011 - 7:53 pm

It brings a tear to my eye when I think if him singing "I'm so Ronery ,So ronery , So ronery and sadry arone"

Bullonay   December 18th, 2011 - 7:53 pm

Lil' Elvis has left the building…

Mimatt   December 18th, 2011 - 7:55 pm

Good f***ing riddance.

txbornandraised   December 18th, 2011 - 7:56 pm

Hope he enjoys hell!

NotKennedy   December 18th, 2011 - 7:57 pm

May he speak our regard to Tookie and Ted and so many others, his just reward has just begun. Save a place for Jimmuh, Clinton and Pelosi's Congress!

wilmac   December 18th, 2011 - 7:57 pm

hope he rememberd his asbestos undies..Burn in Heil you Communist BEEEEEEEsTURD.

Father_Everett   December 18th, 2011 - 7:59 pm

Yepper! PLEASE, North Korea, take OBAMA!

Cowboy Logic   December 18th, 2011 - 7:59 pm

Wow.
That is newsworthy.
Let's see if it is a game changer.

Father_Everett   December 18th, 2011 - 7:59 pm

No, Clinton & Madeline Halfbright are PERFECT to replace their buddy Kim Jong Mentally Ill!

ChiTownTom   December 18th, 2011 - 7:59 pm

I didn't have the heart to tell him…

Father_Everett   December 18th, 2011 - 8:00 pm

Say Hi to Ted Kennedy & Robert Byrd for us!

Brer_Rabid   December 18th, 2011 - 8:01 pm

Did you just say that bammy is busy picking his flared nostrils one by one? Not so amazing…

Strays   December 18th, 2011 - 8:01 pm

North Korea and Somalia are hard-core Communist countries: Obama's and #OCCUPY's Nirvana stage.

You know, the kind of place where people starve every year because nobody in their right mind will import and give them any jobs, and the all-providing government hasn't anybody left to tax, to confiscate or steal from so it can create an excuse for a job market.

The kind of place where — if they still have universities left — students get pressed into forced labor in the agricultural fields, because there's no one left to produce food.

Missy8s   December 18th, 2011 - 8:02 pm

The only good communist is a d…

Wait a minute, there is no such thing as a good communist, living or dead….

UnCL3   December 18th, 2011 - 8:02 pm

a$$douche

Sound&Fury   December 18th, 2011 - 8:02 pm

Little Elvis has left the building. In his next life, he will come back as a dung beetle.

UnCL3   December 18th, 2011 - 8:03 pm

you forgot someone…

HuskersLoveBo   December 18th, 2011 - 8:03 pm

It may be up to the Chinese. We will see.

UnCL3   December 18th, 2011 - 8:04 pm

why is it a-holes like this live so long anyway??

Strays   December 18th, 2011 - 8:05 pm

The worms will likely die of food-poisoning.

Poor worms.

GlenninVirginia   December 18th, 2011 - 8:05 pm

He can't do THAT; he already WAS a dung beetle.

EOD   December 18th, 2011 - 8:08 pm

Obama no doubt mourns the loss of his fallen comrade.

ChiTownTom   December 18th, 2011 - 8:09 pm

Who…U.S. Border Patrol Agents?

Strays   December 18th, 2011 - 8:10 pm

The evil, mean-spirited right-wing extremist that you are …

mustafamonde   December 18th, 2011 - 8:10 pm

Obama is really cracked up over this, a peer gone before his time.

SquidVicious   December 18th, 2011 - 8:12 pm

Where on God's Big and Beautiful, Green and Blue Earth am I suppose to find the F-ing Want to Care???

LochGates44   December 18th, 2011 - 8:13 pm

Satan? Oh no !

ChiTownTom   December 18th, 2011 - 8:13 pm

I am the worst…

Strays   December 18th, 2011 - 8:14 pm

Indeed, knowingly starve them to death, while holding them hostage to extort money from other countries so he can pursue his personal god-like habits.

Tomtom29   December 18th, 2011 - 8:14 pm

I'll skip all the usual, just… ding dong. Heh, heh.

tankyouplease   December 18th, 2011 - 8:16 pm

see this is what happens when you play the race card ha ha

jerrykimbro   December 18th, 2011 - 8:16 pm

I almost feel sorry for him when he stands before the Throne of God to be judged for his evil communist life.
Not.

wilmac   December 18th, 2011 - 8:17 pm

yup i'm betting 2012 will be Chavez last ..
Once you go on Chem your finished.,,all organs,, Liver, pancreas,gallbladder,colon,spleen,kidneys are destroyed.
they all shut down.,because your poisoned to dead actually and you natural immune system is
destroyed.,,they have never cured cancer., its BS..They try an keep you alive until they bleed you of your money
knowing the Poisons they are putting in you,,will only worsen the caner..think about it..Toxic Chemicals are going
to make you healthy?? BIG PHARMA..likes selling those Chemo Drugs.,
Basher will probably get Lead Poisoning.,,so its both Toxic Chemicals for them.,,,LOL>>

eukodol   December 18th, 2011 - 8:19 pm

You are worthress, Arec Barrwin!

Tokyomatt   December 18th, 2011 - 8:28 pm

Other then Obama, how many more DICKtators do we still have hanging around screwing up the world!

Tomtom29   December 18th, 2011 - 8:30 pm

Hip, hip, hooray! Hip, hip, hooray! Hip, hip, hooray! The dickhead is dead! Hip, hip, hooray! Hip, hip, hooray! Hip, hip, hooray!

MuhammedX   December 18th, 2011 - 8:31 pm

So Ronery….and dead.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdug6yHJB40&fe...

NoMoTax   December 18th, 2011 - 8:31 pm

Lordy, lordy, how we're going to miss that man.

KraZedSeXpooDle   December 18th, 2011 - 8:32 pm

Occupy wall street must be devastated..

ChiTownTom   December 18th, 2011 - 8:33 pm

It is nice to see you post something sane.

John Galt   December 18th, 2011 - 8:38 pm

Let's hope Obama isn't far behind

John Galt   December 18th, 2011 - 8:43 pm

I wonder how long it will be before Obama takes credit for this?

RadarHawk   December 18th, 2011 - 8:43 pm

Something about reaping what you don't sow comes to mind.

jakegittes   December 18th, 2011 - 8:43 pm

This is great news. Now we won't have to invade North Korea to make the world a better place by getting rid of him like we did with Sadaam. Of course, we never would have invaded North Korea anyway. They don't have any oil.

SunCrackedSoul   December 18th, 2011 - 8:45 pm

a sad day for liberals, one of their heros dead

Taxpayer1234   December 18th, 2011 - 8:45 pm

Ding dong, the witch is dead!

JasonW in Miami   December 18th, 2011 - 8:45 pm

Obama State Television will turn into mush now that Kim-Jong Mentally Ill's death happened on B.O.'s watch.

batcountry   December 18th, 2011 - 8:47 pm

Bin Laden,Gaddafi,Kim Jong all in the last year,could it get any better?Now if Ahmadinejad and Assad would be pushing up posies,Bingo!

IsrealFeller   December 18th, 2011 - 8:50 pm

Obama anticipated to cancel 17-day Hawaiian vacation. Michelle chartered airliner for pets. Secret Service reported to be distraught. Cool story bra.

itsjustmeLLFMC   December 18th, 2011 - 8:53 pm

Good Riddance to BAD RUBBISH!

itsjustmeLLFMC   December 18th, 2011 - 8:54 pm

From you lips to God's Ears!…

ChiTownTom   December 18th, 2011 - 8:54 pm

Throw in Chavez and Castro and we can have a big party…

MR2   December 18th, 2011 - 8:55 pm

Do you get paid by the post?

GeronKizan   December 18th, 2011 - 9:02 pm

You think Kim Jong Il is going to have the same treatment like Hitler in Little Nicky? A pineapple up the *ahem* everyday in Hell for all eternity?

ChiTownTom   December 18th, 2011 - 9:08 pm

I wish…

ChiTownTom   December 18th, 2011 - 9:09 pm

He is a stroke…

DarksShadowShow   December 18th, 2011 - 9:10 pm

His whole life, really.

mot57   December 18th, 2011 - 9:10 pm

I hope he rots in hell

WhiteGuy2   December 18th, 2011 - 9:11 pm

I bet 10 dollars Obama will take credit for this too.

kcskwid   December 18th, 2011 - 9:11 pm

Kim Jung Il died. I call his sunglasses

DarksShadowShow   December 18th, 2011 - 9:11 pm

Whoa! What'd he do to his father?

batcountry   December 18th, 2011 - 9:13 pm

Yes, what a great "Bucket List", Just think of the check in line in Hell.

HoldersBigGuns   December 18th, 2011 - 9:14 pm

lol, you'd destroy his whole world!

H2K   December 18th, 2011 - 9:14 pm

Well, maybe the North Korean people now will have a chance to eat something other than roots and bark while their military grows ever fatter.

MaxPaine   December 18th, 2011 - 9:16 pm

Kim Jong Il inspected a collective farm and found some cute little pigs. He decided to take a picture with those pigs. That evening, a North Korean newspaper editor was put in the awkward situation of writing a caption for that picture to go in the paper.
Well Comrade Kim Jong Il among pigs.
No, The pigs are with Comrade Kim Jong Il
That doesn't work either.
Finally, the paper was published the next day with the caption, Comrade Kim Jong Il is third from the left.

eukodol   December 18th, 2011 - 9:25 pm

We invaded Afghanistan, and they don't have any oil.

sheila   December 18th, 2011 - 9:27 pm

When I'd heard a funny named Communist dictator with a nation of people starving because of his bad policies was dead … oh well this is good too.

jakegittes   December 18th, 2011 - 9:32 pm

No. They just border on a huge sovereign state that has tons of oil and gas (Iran) and they are smack dab in the center of a supply route that would bring oil from Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, and Turmenistan, through Pakistan to the Arabian Sea. It's all about oil. It always has been. Always will be, until we wise up and wean ourselves from dependence on oil.

Navy Gentleman   December 18th, 2011 - 9:35 pm

died of physical and mental over-work on his way to give "field guidance."

Yeah, I can imagine what field guidance is. Someone was spared horrific torture and is thanking their lucky stars.

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