New Planets Discovered

Pluto may be out, but NASA officials said they've discovered two new planets for the first time outside our solar system.

September 2, 2010 at 8:12 am - KXAN
Dateline: Texas
tatankachief   September 2nd, 2010 - 8:24 am

Let me guess. One will be called Obamagama and the other Demobratus.

catzmeow   September 2nd, 2010 - 8:27 am

Oh! I think I see one! Darn….it's just Moochelles ass.

NewBlackPamper   September 2nd, 2010 - 8:33 am

Rosie and Oprah doing a spacewalk would lead to a similar discovery.

clamdigger53   September 2nd, 2010 - 8:39 am

Sell me a one way ticket

Will_Antonin   September 2nd, 2010 - 8:39 am

I guess we should name them after Islamic martyrs or scientists.

Obama did say that the PRIMARY mission of NASA would be to improve Muslim self-esteem…..

clamdigger53   September 2nd, 2010 - 8:41 am

Shes SOOOO fat,that smaller planets rotate around her!

BarryYugobama   September 2nd, 2010 - 8:42 am

Democrats have just announced plans to introduce HR2010, "Assessment and Tax of all Sentient Beings on Other Worlds Act." A companion piece of legislation, HR20102, "Provision of Family Planning Services on Other Worlds Act" will be also be introduced when Congress reconvenes.

NewBlackPamper   September 2nd, 2010 - 8:55 am

If we name them after Islamic martyrs, I recommend: Urananus

UrinalMint   September 2nd, 2010 - 9:01 am

Overall this is pretty cool!

However, I think most people are confused with the new astronomical center of the universe – Barry-Bop. Rotating around it are planets of Hollywood stars, further drawn in by his gravitational pull, until the accumulation of the critical mass of ignorance makes them implode.

SpoonyNickerson   September 2nd, 2010 - 9:08 am

And the neocons will support it, because they like to control everyone, too.

Sicario   September 2nd, 2010 - 9:28 am

Its moving obama…tax it.

smellyfinger   September 2nd, 2010 - 9:45 am

if there are any Libtards going to live there count me out.

quivive   September 2nd, 2010 - 10:06 am

How little we know; even right in our own backyard. Yet, Steven Hawking in his new book claims God had no hand in making the universe. Man with his puny, although, magnificent mind should never be so arrogant.

claspur   September 2nd, 2010 - 10:23 am

Murrrrr'RrrrrrraahhhhhhOwwww!!!!
*Moochelle's…. my o my… that's a goodn'. ;o)

claspur   September 2nd, 2010 - 10:25 am

How long's that dang space telescope been out there, and they just spotted these two planets now??? Good job, guys.

claspur   September 2nd, 2010 - 10:28 am

I hear that Moochelle has to wear hip pads when flying in AF1, because they're afraid if she turns too fast she'll crack the bulkhead.

CBrooks1976   September 2nd, 2010 - 10:40 am

Not possible!

How can those planets be hotter than earth when there are no SUVs there?
There is no other known method of heating a plant.

RightWingStuff   September 2nd, 2010 - 10:54 am

So what?
O'Bambi just nuked our NASA space programs so there is no chance of ever traveling there.

Heck, we can't even go to the moon now. Why tease us with this?

I_H8_BOR   September 2nd, 2010 - 11:05 am

Which one did Glen Beck choose to rule when he dies ? I hope Mitt and Glen dont get in a fight over the nicest one

marcdasharc   September 2nd, 2010 - 11:30 am

If Obama painted his face green, wore a fishbowl over his head with glow sticks glued to it and told everyone that he was really from one of these planets, every libtard on Earth would believe him.

Rover_Bump   September 2nd, 2010 - 11:33 am

Both would fall under the category of gas giant. :D

Da_Kingfish   September 2nd, 2010 - 11:34 am

Holy Mack'el—

Dey gonna callz em MoonBamma and No-Moe-MoonBamma!

Da Kingfish Dun Spoke!

Rover_Bump   September 2nd, 2010 - 11:35 am

If we don't understand the design, it's because we don't understand the designer.

Rover_Bump   September 2nd, 2010 - 11:37 am

Slow news day. The trolls aren't even trying to make a bit of sense. But they'll do anything for attention …

wcinva   September 2nd, 2010 - 11:54 am

One of those planets must be the one all the Liberals and their phucked up policies are on.

satire247   September 2nd, 2010 - 12:05 pm

Hahaha excellent observation. Perhaps we can send Nancy and Harry on a fact finding mission?

satire247   September 2nd, 2010 - 12:06 pm

Hilarious! Still Laughing. My only thought is they might be mistaken for New Moons.

cgray   September 2nd, 2010 - 12:42 pm

Do peaceful Muslims behead construction workers on these other planets, too?

Makkem   September 2nd, 2010 - 1:35 pm

It depends on what it's pointed at (classified ) , who pointed it ( classified ) and why , also classified. Hint , it was pointed at something else more important.

Makkem   September 2nd, 2010 - 1:37 pm

This new discovery was NOT done by unionized labor.The teams have a salary benefits pack the teachers union would laugh at. Yet it gets done.

TalkingDust   September 2nd, 2010 - 2:23 pm

Meanwhile, G-d claims in His old book man had no hand in making the universe.

PhxPatriot87   September 2nd, 2010 - 4:16 pm

Finally! A planet that the dems and uber libs can go live on and take care of so they can stop throwing away our freedoms..

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