Limbaugh: ‘Jimmy Carter Is the Nation’s Hemorrhoid’

"We don't have a tube of Prep H big enough to deal with it."

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September 16, 2009 at 6:58 pm - The Rush Limbaugh Show
Dateline: Palm Beach, FL
BJC   September 16th, 2009 - 7:35 pm

ACORN—PART 5 TONIGHT ON SEAN HANNITY. NEVER SEEN BEFORE. SEAN JUST ANNOUNCED IT ON HIS RADIO SHOW. SPREAD THE WORD.

Laffing at Brain Dead Leftists   September 16th, 2009 - 7:39 pm

I need a Carter day off!! Any day you want to shuffle off Jimmah is alright with ME!!!

OBAMANATION by NOTRE DAME   September 16th, 2009 - 7:49 pm

Were those who opposed BHO being honored by Notre Dame, racist too? http://FreeTheND88.org

shane2813   September 16th, 2009 - 7:54 pm

BOTTOM FEEDING TROLL. MARXIST=DEMOCRATS=TERRORIST

Bill5321   September 16th, 2009 - 7:54 pm

Rush, You Lie!

Jimmay Carter is Not a Hemorrhoid. He is doggy Poop!

1980'sdad   September 16th, 2009 - 7:55 pm

Jimmy Carter sucked when I was in my 30’s and trying to raise my kids, trying to make a buck here there and everywhere. Gas lines, hostages, and sweaters—the man didn’t have a clue. When Reagan became POTUS life got better.
Carter STILL sucks—a nasty, old embittered turd. He needs to go join fatboy teddy in the hereafter and do ALL of us, Obombo included,a favor.

chromium   September 16th, 2009 - 8:19 pm

who cares what that pudgy junkie thinks.

Dr. Digit   September 16th, 2009 - 8:44 pm

Don’t often disagree with Rush but no way is Carter a hemorrhoid. As far as I can tell Jimmy Carter is an almost perfect a$$hole.

Gandhi's Fist   September 16th, 2009 - 9:25 pm

Anyone who takes this obsolete liver-spot seriously has got a screw loose. The dems are in desperation mode and what do they always do when they’re in trouble? Play the race cart. Look how well coordinated they are. This week Newsweek claims all whites are born racist, ABC does an investigative report on the racist undercurrents of the protesters at town-halls and at tea parties. Waters calls protesters racist, Carter calls protesters racist. Still don’t think they’re getting a call with marching orders every morning?

The irony is, this week alone, African Americans have been at their all-time racist best. At Hofstra university, five black men rape a girl, in St. Louis, a boy looking for a seat on a bus is beaten by blacks while others cheer, a black rapper takes the mike from a white singer during and awards ceremony and says a black woman should have won the prize, at the US Open, a black player threatens a line judge with physical harm and these are the stories the news media let slip through their politically correct fingers.

Carter is the image you see beside the dictionary definition of “looser”, his administration was–by far–the worst ever up to that point and he was sent packing by an American public who had awoken to his horrendous leadership. The only good news for this doofus is that even though his years in office were amongst America’s worst, they’ll never top Obama’s craptacular term in office.

Carter   September 16th, 2009 - 9:32 pm

When the Iranians attacked our embassy in Iran and took hostages Carter did nothing but talk for 444 days. When Reagan was elected they released the hostages the next week. They knew Reagan was not a liberal dimwit that could be strung along for over a year.
Some speculate that Akmadenejad was one of the people involved in that attack on our embassy.

notinmycountry   September 16th, 2009 - 9:35 pm

Dr. Digit, I have to agree, EXCEPT, jimmah in not an almost perfect a$$hole, he is THE perfect a$$hole!! And upon further examination doctor, his head fits there perfectly!!!

Hooter   September 16th, 2009 - 9:51 pm

Rush, you do all Hemorrhoids a disservice with such comparisons. I’ve known hemorrhoids, I’ve had hemorrhoids, and those hemorrhoids caused less pain and suffering than Carter. Rush.. Jimmy Carter suffers a congenital condition formally known as analrectalitus, a condition which the optic nerve is connected to the rectum, and gives the suffer a sh*tty outlook on life.

Disgusted   September 16th, 2009 - 10:11 pm

Limbaugh’s metaphor is the best. Let’s not forget the little annoying hemmorrhoid describing the tunnels in Gaza through which Hamas smuggled the rockets that fired on Israel’s elementary schools as “defensive.” Speaking of reading lists, the primary reason Carter wrote his anti-semitic anti-Israel “Apartheid” book slamming Israel is because the Palestinians paid a much bigger advance than Bantam paid the peanut farmer for his book on fly fishing (which they hoped would be a Fathers Day blockbuster but unfortunately for them wasn’t…)

WTF??   September 16th, 2009 - 10:21 pm

Rush aught to personally know being the nations biggest a-hole.

confused no longer   September 16th, 2009 - 10:36 pm

Now I have a feeling for the power of Radio Free Europe in the big One. The pathetic thing is it’s happening in America. By this comment I don’t compare today’s administration or the people to Nazi Germany, that is extreme and absurd. But there are some parallels with respect to media control,not bias, just simple control. The national networks are paralyzed, caught between a rock and a hard place. They are just like the congressman or senator that called for investigations into Acorn, only to step down because of “orders from the powers above”. The national media aren’t totally stupid, they see what America sees, but it is damn hard to bite the hand that feeds you. I pray for those who live under this pressure. If there was such an injustice done to Van Jones, how come Kieth or Rachael don’t give him air time to set us all straight. He would blend right in with the leftist experts they trot out night after night.

Trent   September 16th, 2009 - 10:38 pm

Limbaugh is a mouthpiece for Israel. Idiot.

Why can’t we find a leader that puts America first (and not Israel) AND that puts Whites first (and not Blacks.) America is starving for a leader – it is probably me.

Trent   September 16th, 2009 - 10:41 pm

Disgusted – why are you an apologist for those who murdered our sailors on the USS Liberty? I can probably guess.

Suddenly the Gazans possessed guided missiles? When did that happen? Those bottle rockets were mostly staged attacks by Mossad so they could justify their genocide against the Palestinians.

Trent   September 16th, 2009 - 10:43 pm

Why does “Limbaugh” (kind of a strange name – Jewish?) support a foreign WELFARE state (hmmm, thought he was against welfare?) that committed FALSE FLAG TERRORISM against the US? One that committed a terrorist attack against the Brits (actually, several).

Obamacare = HEALTHCARE ACORN STYLE   September 16th, 2009 - 10:55 pm

With even more waste and more untrained people all living off the government dole running
health programs intended for professionals.

Hi, this is ACORN HEALTH CLINIC, HOW CAN WE HELP YOU DIE?

Whatwhatwhat   September 16th, 2009 - 11:34 pm

Jimmy Carter has NEVER been addicted to oxycontin.

Jimmy Carter did not go on a drug binge that caused him to lose his hearing.

Jimmy Carter did not berate his maid into making illegal drug buys.

Jimmy Carter is STILL married to the first lady he proposed to.

Mr. Limpballs, you ARE a hemorrhoid on the arse of America not Jimmy Carter. Jimmy Carter is a man of decency YOU are a piece of trash!!!!

dontflagmebro   September 17th, 2009 - 12:07 am

Actually one of what’s better posts. I find it entertaining. If Rush was President or held a public office it might be. Well… actually then he would fit in just fine inside the beltway. Rush is just enjoying it before the FCC comes to “fairness” the mic switch. Put Garafalo in there to answer each of his statements. (not.. but still .. would be interesting show).

Sylvia   September 17th, 2009 - 12:18 am

We’ll just have to change the name to “Habitat for Hemorrhoids”

…somebody needs to pinch off a turtle head and sit on a ring cushion.

Kenny C   September 17th, 2009 - 12:18 am

Ever since Nixson’s funeral (that’s when Rosalyn jabbed Jimmy in the ribs and asked…..what are they going to say nice about you numb nuts) Jimmy been sticking his nose where it don’t belong….just like Jesse Jackson….looking for some lime light……..Get the heck out of here you hack……you screwed this country enough….we don’t need your race baiting….I sure am glad I was smart enough not to vote for your dumb azz………we’re tried of hearing your trash talk….look in the dictionary under misery index and you’ll find your pitiful legacy …go plant some peanuts……and don’t brother those people building houses……you wouldn’t know which end of the hammer to use…… can you tell this is one of my most favorite pressydents…..he.he.he

Karen   September 17th, 2009 - 12:19 am

ROTFLMAO! GO RUSH!

Tamika   September 17th, 2009 - 1:55 am

Carter is correct in everything he has said and I hope he goes on saying it over and over. I hope he gets the message across to wht Americans that they need to change and change now. Carter is an honest man with a large heart and loves the poor people. He knows how bad racism is in our country and I am proud of him to be bold enough to point it out. President Carter please continue each and every day to point this out and say it loud and proclaim this truth that whts don’t think a black man is qualified to be their president.

claspur   September 17th, 2009 - 1:58 am

How’s Roslyn’s Ceegar Smok’in going these days with Larry Flint, Jimm’uh?

The M-1 Abraham’s tank is purr’in, Jimm’uh.

We don’t have a *current hostage crisis going-on now, Jimm’uh?

Is everyone a black minority in this country-yet for you enough, Jimm’uh?

I wish this douchbag’s brother Billy was still alive…. He’d at-least bring-us a few more yucks to the kitchen. *sigh

poetopoet   September 17th, 2009 - 6:41 am

as the saying goes, once one always one, why does Carter live anyway.

Scott   September 17th, 2009 - 7:29 am

Jimmy Carter is a joke

duncan   September 17th, 2009 - 8:06 am

Rush is a CYST
He didnt go into the military because of a anal cyst. Kinda makes Rush & Jimmy brothers

You aint nothin but a Chickenhawk!

aspur   September 17th, 2009 - 8:10 am

Hey dubya, hah many folks Laura got on that cahr now. She killllled that guy dead when she run ovah him in a drunken binge. I tell ya that was the good ole days in Texsus when you kill sumbody in a cahr and still not get put in jail. But we know hah to take care of theeese inconveniences down in Texsus. well, at least yah daddies boys know.

Gooood day Geoooooge!

Baylyn   September 17th, 2009 - 8:46 am

The Manhattan Upper West Side “secularists” are stirring a hornet’s nest when they play the “race-card”…..and THEY KNOW IT! It is calculated to provoke the brooding silent majority of White Christians into saying what they truly know and feel….and that is that obuffoona is nothing more than a puppet whose strings are being pulled by 60’s and 70’s Trotskyite radicals who have weaseled their way into positions of power…..just like they were instructed to do. I know….I was there.
Here’s the danger. When the White Christians finally realize that they have been targeted for annihilation by the radicals….we shall see something quite ugly….again.

poetopoet   September 17th, 2009 - 6:28 pm

Guess who is not coming to dinner?

Tamika   September 17th, 2009 - 8:35 pm

Jimmy Carter lusts in his heart for women. I lust in my d i c k for men.

WTF??   September 18th, 2009 - 9:58 am

They don’t make a big enough roll of Charmin to wipe you with Rush!

Chromium   September 18th, 2009 - 10:09 am

Who cares what that pudgy junkie thinks?

jess52trucks   September 20th, 2009 - 7:17 pm

Jimmy Carter the Demo/Marxist gift that keeps on giving. He just not know when to stop embarrissing himself. It’s like he walks around all day with his fly down, and race streaks on the backside of his pants. He is so full of he’s leaking.

Danny   September 21st, 2009 - 12:41 am

When I was a young man I did some foolish things. Two of these were; I voted for Jimmy Carter twice. Very dumb. Now I realize that Jimmy Carter is a bitter old left-winger. The smartest thing he could do now is to stop talking so much, and go back to building houses for poor people.

rovers   September 21st, 2009 - 8:45 am

Oh yeah. A white peanut farmer from Ga. We’re supposed to believe he is not a racist?
The man will say anything do anything to get someone to vote for his marxist views.

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