Uncut: Letterman Admits Affairs With Staffers While Revealing $2M Extortion Plot

"This morning, I did something I've never done in my life. I had to go downtown and testify before a grand jury."

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October 1, 2009 at 11:58 pm - CNN
Dateline: New York, NY
jp2feminist   October 1st, 2009 - 10:37 pm

What???? David Letterman is actually a creep who sleeps with his staff??? I’m stunned!!!

dontflagmebro   October 1st, 2009 - 10:38 pm

And the left’s descent into the fires of FAIL continues. Dubya is on a ranch somewhere laughing his arse off right about now.

SubjectoftheUSSA   October 1st, 2009 - 10:47 pm

ahahahaha, ahahahahahaha. wait…. AHAHAHAHAHA

Good Riddance Letterman, the man hasn’t been funny since NBC

Marine   October 1st, 2009 - 10:47 pm

Karma is a b!tch huh Dave?

Semper Fi

SubjectoftheUSSA   October 1st, 2009 - 10:48 pm

Love how the libs like Letterman always find a way to play the victim. Maybe you wouldn’t get blackmailed, if you didn’t cheat on your wife with female staff members.

c.j.   October 1st, 2009 - 10:52 pm

fire his NOT FUNNY arse.

MikeC   October 1st, 2009 - 10:53 pm

Gee, Letterman is a POS? There must be a Palin joke in there somewhere.

ExNYer1995   October 1st, 2009 - 10:55 pm

Worldwide Pants Around His Ankles…

Dave's a PERV   October 1st, 2009 - 10:56 pm

Truth be told Dave the Perv is a useless old fart. The old perv has no morals or values so I’m not shocked that he was boinking numerous staffers on his show. Here’s to hoping they get together and sue his multi-millionaire ass off in a court of law. What he deserves is a new stalker to replace the one that offed herself.

lavoce   October 1st, 2009 - 11:00 pm

umm… oh… hmmmmm… uh…uh…ummm…hm-hm…hm-hm… hmmmmm…oh, I see…

well…uh… I… uh… just have.. uh… one question… uh… Anderson:

“What – what- what about THE WAR.. THE WAR in AFGHANISTAN?

Will THE REAL JOURNALISTS PLEASE STAND UP?

hmmm… hm-hm… I see, Anderson… OK… OK.. but our soldiers are dying..

OK… hm-hm… hm-hm… ok, then….

WHEN? WHEN, Anderson? WHEN WILL THE REAL JOURNALISTS STAND UP?

Brad   October 1st, 2009 - 11:09 pm

I wonder if any of you a$$wipes made any similar comments about the following Republicans?

Rep. Henry Hyde Broke up a family during his seven year adulterous affair!
Mike Bowers Cheated on his wife for FIFTEEN YEARS!
George Bush Linda Tripp says had he an affair with a woman named “Jennifer”
Newt Gingrich Dumped his ex-wife while she was in a hospital bed suffering from cancer….
Bob Dole Cheated on his first wife with his current wife, Elizabeth Dole.
Former Rep. Bob Dornan Reported to have cheated on and beaten his wife.
John Linder Has a wandering eye for his female staff members.
Ronald Reagan Dumped Jane Wyman by cheating on her with several Hollywood starlets
William Cohen Dumped his white wife for a new black one.
Guy Millner Has been married three times, partly because he has sex with women he isn’t married to….
Rush Limbaugh Fat as he may be, he cheated on two of his three wives… He has just divorced #5
Mitch Skandalakis Hired hookers from his Las Vegas hotel room!
Michael Deaver Was so drunk he doesn’t remember hiring hookers…
John Warner Dumped his wife for Elizabeth Taylor…
Bill Randall A Florida Congressional candidate and minister, he fathered an illegitimate child during his affair!
Bill McCartney Promise Keepers founder who didn’t keep his Promise to his wife and then lied about it for 20 years!
Rep. Dan Burton Had at least six adulterous affairs, and fathered a bastard son who, today, he ignores!!
Rep. Bob Barr Cheated on all three of his wives – and coerced one into having an abortion – then lied about it!
Rudolph Giuliani Boffs his assistant in Gracie Mansion while his wife stays home with the kids! And THAT was his SECOND wife!
Sen. Strom Thurmond Cheated on his fourth wife at age 88!!
Gilbert Davis Paula Jones’ attorney, who allowed himself to be videotaped, drunk, during his adultery!
Bob Packwood Drank huge amounts of hard liquor and then tongue-kissed his female staffers against their will!
Gov. Kirk Fordice Got so hopped up by his mistress that he crashed his Jeep Cherokee and got himself hurt!
Beverly Russell The Christian Coalition coordinator who molested his stepdaughter Susan Smith, who later killed her own kids.
Marv Albert Calls himself a Republican, bites his longtime mistresses, and has sex with her while wearing women’s panties!

Other Horny Republicans:

N.C. Rep. Sue Myrick – Who cheated on her husband and left him for another man!

LA. Rep. Bob Livingston – The GOP Speaker-to-never-be, who cheated on his wife Bonnie – with at least four women!

Michael Huffington – The Former GOP Congressman who cheated on his wife Arianna – with other men!

Oklahoma Lt. Gov. Mary Fallin – Who had an adulterous affair with her Security Guard – a state trooper!

Rep. Helen Chenoweth – Who screwed most every married male member of the Idaho Legislature!

The Charleston County, S.C. Solicitor, a Republican, who had an extramarital affair – a GAY affair with another man…..

Jim Bakker – Who eventually got locked up in chains and sent to federal prison.

Jimmy Swaggart – Who broke down crying after he got busted with an ugly hooker!

MALE OR FEMALE?   October 1st, 2009 - 11:11 pm

Hmmm. Not too surprising. Only question is: Were those staffers MALE or FEMALE?

HOPE THEY WERE VERY WELL PAID!

LETTERMAN IS A DIRTY OLD MAN WITH ZERO MORALS. Not to mention a DISGUSTING HYPOCRITE.
:-(

WILL IT FLOAT?   October 1st, 2009 - 11:12 pm

WILL IT FLOAT???

WAS IT THE GRINDER GIRL???

Javi   October 1st, 2009 - 11:16 pm

Who would sleep with that ugly bastard?

LK   October 1st, 2009 - 11:21 pm

Just how desperate is his staff?

James   October 1st, 2009 - 11:23 pm

Gosh…
David Letterman is a sexual predator…

Isn”t is sexual harassment when the boss has sex with his employees?

But, I guess the girls (wait, maybe it was the boys) at work are probably afraid to make any sexual harassment charges because they would be blackballed in the industry.

Dave probably thinks Polanski is being treated too harshly.

Again, we have to accept that David Letterman is a sexual predator and should be subject to sexual harassment charges.

Sarah Palin must have a smile on her face…
what a hypocrite… he makes sexual jokes about her daughter and here he is screwing the help…

DAVID LETTERMAN – SEXUAL PREDATOR

nonsequitor   October 1st, 2009 - 11:28 pm

Wow. Letterman is losing it. He probably wanted to sleep with Palin and she jilted him…

james   October 1st, 2009 - 11:37 pm

everytime letterman opens his mouth to make yet another so called palin joke,you can hear the audience groan.this is so tedious,and predictable.i boycotted this old fart left wing a$$ho** along time ago.

shane2813   October 1st, 2009 - 11:39 pm

Now we understand what you ment about having sex with Sarah Palin’s 14 year old daughter. We get it now DAVE. PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who’s having the last laugh now DAVE? HEE HEE HEE HEE This ones on you you old PERVERT! FIRE HIM!!!! MARXIST=DEMOCRATS=TERRORIST All the same ask the PERVERT David PERVERT Letterman.

WTF??   October 1st, 2009 - 11:45 pm

What you brainless morons on this site fail to realize is that Dave is only human. HOWEVER, he is NOT a holier than thou REPUBLITARD claiming to be, and then getting caught. That’s the REAL tragedy! Kind of like dressing up as a ho and pimp and asking acorn for tax tips. If them two conservative plants really wanted prostitution tax tips, perhaps they should have asked someone who specializes in that field, say,……. Republitard Senator David Vitter for instance?

Shiori   October 1st, 2009 - 11:52 pm

His poor wife and little boy! He should have paid attention to the Palin’s marriage. Only liberal women put up with this continuous humiliation.

Expect a call from Hillary Clinton and Elizabeth Edwards, Mrs. Letterman; you can all stand by your men and write insipid books about your heroic lives as door mats.

That Son of a B****   October 1st, 2009 - 11:53 pm

He publicly makes fun of Palins daughters when he himself is the sexual deviant, has been messing around on his own wife all this time. He can go to HELL.

wake up   October 1st, 2009 - 11:54 pm

Did CNN merge with National Enquirer?
Now that is serious, hard-hitting journalism…..not!

DDuke   October 1st, 2009 - 11:58 pm

Had to do something he has never done in his life – tell the truth. LOL

Another smug, elitist liberal bites the dust.

Mark   October 2nd, 2009 - 12:04 am

If CBS keeps Dave after this, doesn’t that same something about that network?

Mark   October 2nd, 2009 - 12:05 am

If CBS keeps Dave after this, doesn’t that say something about CBS?

Bill   October 2nd, 2009 - 12:16 am

Male or female staffers?

You make the call….

Letterman's Top 10 List   October 2nd, 2009 - 12:20 am

Caught, imagine that. Out in the Rat Alley nailing the bald chubby band leader!!

Or was it the guy from the Deli, putting a whole new meaning on having a “Reuben Sandwich.”

Wonder if he took Obama out on the roof!!

The Top 10 Ways You Know You've Been Nailed by Dave Letterman   October 2nd, 2009 - 12:54 am

10.When you wake up in the morning you find a 3 foot paper clip holding your pants up.
9.Your ear phones are gone and your ear is sticky.
8.Your leg is tingling and Obama hasn’t been near the place.
7.You win the Red Box of Meat and it contains two big pieces of rump roast.
6.You wake up sitting on the toilet bowl and your covered with love bites.
5.You wake up with a stale drink in your hand and the ice cubes are covered with vaseline.
4.You come in to work and find 14 love letters from Mick Jagger in your mail box
3.You win a dinner with Charlie’s Angels and end up in a back room doing dirty stupid human tricks with Dave.
2.There’s a bear alert in the studio and the only thing bare is Dave himself.
1.You fall asleep in the office and when you wake up Dave is beside you dressed up like Billie Jean King.

Gandhi's Fist   October 2nd, 2009 - 12:56 am

I’m guessing it was Biff. Explains tons bout his man-love for Obama.

jason   October 2nd, 2009 - 1:00 am

I can’t believe this show format is still running – especially with this washed up old has-not-been.

Oh well, pay back’s a b*tch eh? All that money and never got the gap in his smile fixed……

http://cafepress.com/rightwingstuff

jason   October 2nd, 2009 - 1:01 am

News is leaking that it was really Paul Shaeffer.

Whoa.

Roman Polanski   October 2nd, 2009 - 1:06 am

Way to go Dave!
Did you drug them? Were any of them young girls? Even better were there several young girls or boys? I can give you some pointers on how to flee the country, and I bet we can set you up with French citizenship, Ooo La La!
The best thing is that everyone gave you a standing ovation and laughed their butts off while you are telling them that you were (allegedly) porking some interns or office girls by the twos or threes who know that their job depends on how good a job they perform on you…ha ha if you know what I mean.
How did your wife take it, I am sure she was supportive, Agelica Huston was very supportive of me. Like they say behind every man is a good woman (or two or three or four). Maybe you can come out with me and bring your son, so we can get some models to photograph. I am sure we can make a six-some or more.

cgray   October 2nd, 2009 - 1:08 am

Hey Brad, on your list, you forgot to mention my affair with your wife, mother, and sister.

Mike   October 2nd, 2009 - 1:14 am

The blackmailer didn’t take into account that Letterman has no shame.

steve   October 2nd, 2009 - 1:14 am

I wonder if any of you a$$wipes made any similar comments about the following Republicans

What’s you’re point? They’re all assh+++s!

Anything else?

I Vote   October 2nd, 2009 - 1:15 am

To Brad and the other liberal nitwits here, Republicans do a pretty good job of policing their own. That’s our job as voters, to hold their feet to the fire. Not so much down at the DNC. You seem to prefer, defend, elect and re-elect every perverted, corrupted, twisted and childish thing that washes up on your beach. That’s why you have an ACORN hanging around your neck.

So go ahead and use your “everybody else is doing it” defense. I don’t take that excuse from my own kids, and we certainly don’t have to take it from liberals.

James   October 2nd, 2009 - 1:17 am

I’m wondering what the timeline of his relationships were, is everyone assuming it was while he was married, because I have seen nothing to indicate that. Also, whats so disgusting about consensual adult relationships? And Lastly isn’t it well known that he dated a producer on the old Late Night show?

Richard   October 2nd, 2009 - 1:53 am

His wife was his long time girlfriend since 1986

lavoce   October 2nd, 2009 - 1:58 am

Do you think our soldiers really give a rat’s a** about you, your bare a**, your affairs, or your confessions, David? They could not care less.

AMERICAN SOLDIERS ARE DYING IN AFGHANISTAN, DAVID LETTERMAN.

Will somebody please tell somebody, who can reach somebody, who can call somebody, who can find AMERICA’S wayward, wandering, errant “Commander-in-Chief” – and let him know?

Please? Tell him AMERICAN SOLDIERS NEED SUPPLIES IN AFGHANISTAN…

TELL HIM AMERICAN SOLDIERS WANT THEIR HANDS UNTIED SO THEY CAN WIN THIS WAR.

AMERICAN SOLDIERS ARE DYING IN AFGHANISTAN, DAVID LETTERMAN.

WON’T YOU PLEASE TELL SOMEBODY, DAVE? PLEASE?

WILL THE REAL JOURNALISTS PLEASE STAND UP? … PLEASE?

IT’S TIME…

YOU GOT TIME TO DIE? OUR AMERICAN SOLDIERS AIN’T GOT TIME TO DIE…

WIN THIS WAR OR BRING THEM HOME – SAFELY…

Palin Fan   October 2nd, 2009 - 2:02 am

Sarah Palin has the last laugh……HA HA HA

Hickok   October 2nd, 2009 - 2:17 am

Hinky? What a jerk off. He tells it like it’s some routine goofy thing that happened to him. Like the part where he says the Grand Jury was stunned Letterman has sex. Freakin hilarious, alright. It was a combination joke/confession, and the sickening part is the audience filled with fools who clap repeatedly.
Yeah Dave, keep up the Bill Clinton, Sarah Palin and Jon Edwards jokes now, you hypocrite buffoon.

Lehore   October 2nd, 2009 - 3:08 am

Brad, here’s a suggestion: use English instead of Ebonics.

Keileigh   October 2nd, 2009 - 3:15 am

Not even for 2 million Dave, not ever YUCK!

Kris   October 2nd, 2009 - 4:00 am

who are the idiots in the audience? Or was that a laugh track? Seriously, they were clapping and laughing at the most awkward moments…..like they were cheering for it all…yeah for sleeping around at the office….

Nice way to make cheating on your wife and fooling around with subordinates sound like one big casual, no big deal, joke Dave. The way some of that was worded made it sound like every man on the planet is cheating on their wives and sleeping with people who work for them. Yes, Dave and the rest of Hollywood and DC would like us to believe that because it would make them feel normal.

Where was the apology to the wife/girlfriend. He was worried about his family because of blackmail, but not worried when he was fooling around? It was as non existent as his supposed apology to Palin for his disgusting comments.

Yes, poor Dave is a victim….innocently just falling into bed with women that work for him

DISGUSTING WEASEL   October 2nd, 2009 - 4:18 am

“The blackmailer didn’t take into account that Letterman has no shame.”

EXACTLY. That was the lousiest “CONFESSION” and/or “APOLOGY” we’ve ever seen! What a disgusting WEASEL that Letterman creep is! Makes you feel sorry for his wife, kid, and mother! WE can change channels, but they are all STUCK WITH HIM.

Dumont   October 2nd, 2009 - 4:30 am

Man, people in the media get more bizarre and perverted every day… and it’s not in the old-fashioned entertaining way where they were actually putting out decent products. It’s just bizarre and sad. In a time when the presidential office looks more like a media figure than a president, this is really getting bad. The economies getting bad, the war can’t be won by the people in office, and it’s not going to get any better any time soon.

People in the audience are laughing and it’s not a joke… the joke is on us.

claspur   October 2nd, 2009 - 4:43 am

If I had the bucks, that extortionist would be out this afternoon, and be out painting the town Red tonight, in NYC.

Limbaugh’s going to have a blast today. lmao

Letterman turned to mean chit just after 9/11 when the radicals started going nuts.
The Hoosier may take some time to humble-up himself now, and stop saying all those terrible, terrible things about right-wingers that love this country.

Sarah….you be nice here too, sweetie, and don’t choke on your
Moose Stew today, laffing your azz off. *Chuh!

Don't Drink the Kool Aid   October 2nd, 2009 - 4:51 am

Let’s see….liberal, with money and power. Perfect candidate for an affair. And to think $2 million, a hooker would have been a lot cheaper.

claspur   October 2nd, 2009 - 4:54 am

Hey Letterbox! Do some damage corntrol and book (your hero) Maobummercorn for a week. lmfao!

claspur   October 2nd, 2009 - 5:13 am

Brad @ 11:09pm

Yep. Repubs do some bad things, fidelity-wise too.
The only difference is it never gets shined-on for a few yucks like We see here.

taxcut   October 2nd, 2009 - 5:15 am

That’s the best Letterman I’ve seen in years.

BRAD IS A NUCKLEHEADED TEENAGER   October 2nd, 2009 - 5:38 am

BRAD, GROW UP AND LEARN THAT THE “EVERYONE DOES IT” EXCUSE IS A LAME EXCUSE TEENAGERS (AND IRRESPONSIBLE LIBERALS) USE.

Lady liberty   October 2nd, 2009 - 6:04 am

What I find disturbing is the fact that after every three words the audience… like good little sheep ..laughs…when nothing he was saying was remotely funny..people are so stupid…they have to all be Obama voters clearly none of them were really listening to what he was saying…STUPID STUPID STUPID…Letterman is a nothing more than a pig!

Ivan in Phoenix   October 2nd, 2009 - 6:11 am

He’s confessing this on national TV to ”protect the other people involved”. Wow! What a wonderful caring person you are Dave! Unfortunately you’re nothing but a self centered egotistical a-hole since you seem to think that it is OK for a boss to sleep with his employees and turn it into a big joke on national TV. Hopefully it was actually women you were diddling and not Paul in a dress & wig.

Dan   October 2nd, 2009 - 6:16 am

Pitiful little man! An embarrassment to decent Americans.

d.b.cooperisalive   October 2nd, 2009 - 6:21 am

I hope the late night comedy acts tears him up like Letterman did to Palin on her personal life. Great, what goes around comes around. The big difference with Letterman and Palin is the stories about Palin’s personal life were not true. What goes around comes around. I am not a Palin fan but what the late night shows did to her was absolutely terrible.

Hickok   October 2nd, 2009 - 6:34 am

And you folks wondered why Biff Henderson always walks around with an ear to ear sh*t eating grin?
Wonder how Dave feels about the Sarah Palin as “Slutty Stewardess” jokes now? And, for good measure he’d occasionally do a Bill Clinton as “Serial Adulterer”(well deserved, mind you) joke.
The way he played this was asinine, but not out of character. If you were in the audience you were never sure if it was a goof, or a mea culpa. His lame ass way of confessing. Agreed with the audience comments. What a bunch of creepy weenies. Laughing when he said the Judge said, “What Letterman has sex?”

Hickok   October 2nd, 2009 - 6:36 am

Breitbart,
Getting tired of your random and meaningless “Awaiting Moderation” B.S.

rapist on TV   October 2nd, 2009 - 7:23 am

“If you don’t have sex with me you will be fired”
Only a creep like Him will use his position to rape women.

NoMoBama   October 2nd, 2009 - 7:41 am

Letterman is a deviant…what a surprise.
No wonder he attacks Sarah Palin and her children….Letterman just can’t relate to her normalcy.

Sundowner   October 2nd, 2009 - 7:51 am

May you drown in a sea of lawsuits, Dave. May your wife divorce you and take half of what you own. Maybe then you shall learn humility and form somewhat of a conscious. Naww, you’re another mentally stunted, inbred liberal. Never happen.

BLU__STeeL   October 2nd, 2009 - 8:20 am

who cares about this bull sh#t!, The real story isthat our lord and savior king Obama is more worried about putting the country in dept for the stupid olympics, that nobody cares about anyways, just to line his crooked associates pockets, instead of sending the troops reinforcements, that “his general” has asked for, and this garbage shouldnt even be news, we know he and the rest of the liberals dont have any moral compass, seeing how killing babies, and not killing criminals is at the top of their agenda, oh and pointing the finger at republicans who have done the same thing, thats not childish at all!

SubjectofUSSA   October 2nd, 2009 - 8:23 am

How weird, Dave is truly creepy. Only thing worse is the audience full of sheep laughing at his every word.

The guy is not even smiling, or laughing, or enjoying himself. It’s obviously not a joke. But these idiots couldn’t see something even if it hit them in the face.

Al Sharpton   October 2nd, 2009 - 8:28 am

Hey Dave! I’d like to have some quality time with you. Leave your pants home and bring lunch.

tom   October 2nd, 2009 - 8:33 am

…this a$$hole always had a smarmy and reptilian quality about him…..

Brad   October 2nd, 2009 - 8:34 am

What the hell’s the big deal? In the past according to all you non brain trolls, Letterman was a nobody. Now all of a sudden he ’s a somebody? Oh yeah, I almost forgot….This is the HUGE hypocrisy site. So silly of me to forget. And Letterman’s not even a Politician!

I wonder if any of you a$$wipes made any similar comments about the following (FAMILY VALUE) Repukelitards?

Rep. Henry Hyde Broke up a family during his seven year adulterous affair!
Mike Bowers Cheated on his wife for FIFTEEN YEARS!
George Bush Linda Tripp says had he an affair with a woman named “Jennifer”
Newt Gingrich Dumped his ex-wife while she was in a hospital bed suffering from cancer….
Bob Dole Cheated on his first wife with his current wife, Elizabeth Dole.
Former Rep. Bob Dornan Reported to have cheated on and beaten his wife.
John Linder Has a wandering eye for his female staff members.
Ronald Reagan Dumped Jane Wyman by cheating on her with several Hollywood starlets
William Cohen Dumped his white wife for a new black one.
Guy Millner Has been married three times, partly because he has sex with women he isn’t married to….
Rush Limbaugh Fat as he may be, he cheated on two of his three wives… He has just divorced #5
Mitch Skandalakis Hired hookers from his Las Vegas hotel room!
Michael Deaver Was so drunk he doesn’t remember hiring hookers…
John Warner Dumped his wife for Elizabeth Taylor…
Bill Randall A Florida Congressional candidate and minister, he fathered an illegitimate child during his affair!
Bill McCartney Promise Keepers founder who didn’t keep his Promise to his wife and then lied about it for 20 years!
Rep. Dan Burton Had at least six adulterous affairs, and fathered a bastard son who, today, he ignores!!
Rep. Bob Barr Cheated on all three of his wives – and coerced one into having an abortion – then lied about it!
Rudolph Giuliani Boffs his assistant in Gracie Mansion while his wife stays home with the kids! And THAT was his SECOND wife!
Sen. Strom Thurmond Cheated on his fourth wife at age 88!!
Gilbert Davis Paula Jones’ attorney, who allowed himself to be videotaped, drunk, during his adultery!
Bob Packwood Drank huge amounts of hard liquor and then tongue-kissed his female staffers against their will!
Gov. Kirk Fordice Got so hopped up by his mistress that he crashed his Jeep Cherokee and got himself hurt!
Beverly Russell The Christian Coalition coordinator who molested his stepdaughter Susan Smith, who later killed her own kids.
Marv Albert Calls himself a Republican, bites his longtime mistresses, and has sex with her while wearing women’s panties!

Other Horny CON-servative Repuktards:

N.C. Rep. Sue Myrick – Who cheated on her husband and left him for another man!

LA. Rep. Bob Livingston – The GOP Speaker-to-never-be, who cheated on his wife Bonnie – with at least four women!

Michael Huffington – The Former GOP Congressman who cheated on his wife Arianna – with other men!

Oklahoma Lt. Gov. Mary Fallin – Who had an adulterous affair with her Security Guard – a state trooper!

Rep. Helen Chenoweth – Who screwed most every married male member of the Idaho Legislature!

The Charleston County, S.C. Solicitor, a Republican, who had an extramarital affair – a GAY affair with another man…..

Jim Bakker – Who eventually got locked up in chains and sent to federal prison.

Jimmy Swaggart – Who broke down crying after he got busted with an ugly hooker!

John Ensin, Mark Stanford, And who in their right mind could forget David Vitter?

And what really makes this list so damned disgusting, is that my 89 year old Mother actually believed these folks were true to form family value Republicans, and great god fearing Christians. It damned near killed her when she fist started finding out how much of a farce the “family Value” Repuke party was. Now she has lost all faith in the whole party and pretty much in church as well. It’s truly sad and disgusting. YOU CONSERVATIVE PIGS!

LIberals SUCK at everything   October 2nd, 2009 - 8:47 am

Letterman has an audience? You leftists are REALLY sad that old pos hasn’t been funny for decades!

Carl   October 2nd, 2009 - 8:57 am

I just want to “jump on the pile” with all those who don’t care about this idiot.

The audience reaction shows how far some people have slid into the mud.

MRB   October 2nd, 2009 - 9:07 am

First of all, regardless of your political bent, David Letterman is still a human being. I have worked with him in the past and while I don’t agree with his politics for the most part, he was incredibly good to me. I consider myself a conservative, before you all go off on me. No matter who you are or what your political persuasion, being blackmailed, or having someone attempt to blackmail you is NOT a pleasant experience. It is painful, embarrassing and more often than not ruins people’s lives. This story is SAD not FUNNY or revenge or bad karma or any such thing.

This story isn’t about a disgruntled staffer who came forward feeling used or abused or what-have-you like so many of these politicans who’ve been exposed as the phonies many of them are. This is a story about a creep looking to make money by ruining Dave and his family’s life. His reward for this effort is he’s going to go to jail. But more importantly, where is this so-called “Compassionate conservatism” anyway? Especially from you so-called “Christians.” Where is your forgiveness and love towards a fellow human being? Love the sinner and hate the sin, no? Jesus forgave adulterers in that fairy tale book that you claim to live by…try showing some yourself.

BTW, all you who are mocking Dave, tell me that you’ve never gone on a date or had sex with a co-worker? I have many times when I was an entertainer and it’s not a horrible thing to do. It happens EVERY DAY. It happens in just about EVERY COMPANY, EVERY WHERE so get off your high holy perch and let’s talk reality. Letterman had sex with FEMALE ADULT staffers. The only thing wrong here would be if he renegged on promises or such to these women. Which given that none of this has ever come out, probably didn’t happen.

Other than that get off the guys back.

So he’s a liberal….so what? Does that make him less of a human being? Maybe he should be taken out back and shot? Give me a break! This is a sad story & I hope none of you who are “casting stones” ever have to endure what he is. I’ve been in the limelight before and been publicly embarrassed for something A) when I didn’t do anything wrong, and B) it devasted my life financially and C) it caused my family great pain for no reason at all. I feel sorry for Dave that he has to go through this and I hope the guy spends the next several years doing an impression of a pin cushion for the in-mates at Rykers.

It’s at times like this that I am embarrassed to call myself a conservative.

Desiree   October 2nd, 2009 - 9:13 am

This man is a serial abuser of women. He thinks he yields power. He attacks Sarah Palin and her daughters, he strings a woman along for years before knocking
her up and marrying her, now it’s come out about his having sex with female staff members. Did he threaten their jobs? Did he use his position? CBS needs to
do a full investigation into this pig. Well I guess the guy blackmailing him was with 48 Hours. CBS needs to dump this sexist bullying serial woman hater. I
hate the double standard. If this was a conservative, the media would be all over him. How can anyone defend the disgusting behavior of this gap-toothed
pig? Letterman better not get a pass.

David Letterman you are a pig and an ugly one at that.

ChipD   October 2nd, 2009 - 9:24 am

So the DA does what there are so suppose to do, and D\Letterman gets to look like some kind of great guy for doing to them. All bulls–it. PS Who gives a crap what this a holes do anyway, there only stars making tons of money because of a holes like us who watch and buy the stuff they advertise, To you own self be true. believe in your self not this idiots on TV, in the movies, politicians get a grip people it’s about you and me not the jerks in the public. who is John Galt

elder   October 2nd, 2009 - 9:25 am

The audience laughed because they had the laugh sign on. Do you really think his liberal audience can think for themselves ? Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. Now thats funny.

claspur   October 2nd, 2009 - 9:25 am

Still laffing…. *sigh

I get this mental-stereotypical image (Mel Brooks type bit) of Letterbox running around his office with His *Pants around His ankles.

Or his facial contortions popping one out with Grinder Girl. lmao TFF !

mg24   October 2nd, 2009 - 9:26 am

Brad,

“Rush Limbaugh Fat as he may be, he cheated on two of his three wives… He has just divorced #5″”

Hmmm. Married had three wives, just divorced #5. The liberal mind is something I will never understand. The topic here was David Letterman, not ‘Republicans.’ And yes, when they were discussed, they were criticized also. The difference is that liberals will protect other liberals no matter how idiotic they have to be to do it. A shining example is their defense of Roman Polansky.

Kenny C   October 2nd, 2009 - 9:29 am

Where do these people come from who makes up these Audiences……the scary part is that this people may be intelligent enough to vote……ohhh scary…and how come clowns like this are on TV……Hey Johnny oh how we miss you

sfry   October 2nd, 2009 - 9:42 am

Karma is a B#tch Dave! You get what you give. What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others. In other words, you reap what you sow.

“Watch your thoughts, for they become words
Watch your words, for they become actions
Watch your actions, for they become habits
Watch your habits, for they become character
Watch your character, for it becomes your destiny”
Unknown source

Life’s Lesson: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones!

claspur   October 2nd, 2009 - 9:58 am

MG..

Speaking of Polansky…. I get an image of him also, laying on His bunk crying while getting b i t c h-slapped by His cell mate, like that old pervert at the end of Boogie Nights.

Liberals Are Parasites   October 2nd, 2009 - 10:03 am

Kind of ironic huh. He slams Mark Sanford he calls Sarah Palin a slut. Go to he!! letterman.

JF   October 2nd, 2009 - 10:06 am

WTF??, how about asking tim geitner. He’s really good with his taxes you moron.

Yes We Can't   October 2nd, 2009 - 10:13 am

I bet Sarah Palin can see Dave’s cheating a$$ from her backyard.

Ramon   October 2nd, 2009 - 10:18 am

And this goofball was making fun of Palin???? Hasn’t he ever heard the old saying, “you don’t get your meat where you get your bread”. He has put himself into a position where his staffer could/will say, she/he had to have sex with him or he/she would be fired. He deserves what he gets, and given the support Polanski has, he will skate judging by the support of his goofy audience. Maybe Clinton, THE REVEREND JACKSON, Governor Sanford, The Breck Girl Edwards, Spitzer, and all the rest of the frauds can be on his show to give him support.

HEY Brad   October 2nd, 2009 - 10:23 am

It seems you liberal arsewipes made comments about any Reps in similar situations
And guess what arsewipe Brad, when it happens to Reps we usually fire them
But you arsewipes, arsewipe Brad, you sick and twisted arsewipes just promote your guys.
So piiiss off, idiot little arsewipe hypocrite Brad.

Less Moonves   October 2nd, 2009 - 10:28 am

Wait just one minute… I don’t believe any of this. Dave has had an ongoing relationship with Paul since the start of the show at NBC. He only cheated on Paul a couple of times with Bif, who bit off Dave’s dick. So, none of this can be true.

To MRB   October 2nd, 2009 - 10:28 am

This story is about two creeps, the extortionist and Dave Letterman.
Get off his back?
How about you, you phony leftist twit, get off of our backs.

MRB   October 2nd, 2009 - 10:33 am

When I say get off his back, I mean GET OFF HIS BACK! He’s already got 5 male staffers doing him and his back is sore, so give the guy a brake before his sphinctor completely collapses into a moldy jelly roll.

Hey Brad   October 2nd, 2009 - 10:35 am

Your list really had to be stretched to get a page full of debatable events.
Have you noticed that we can get a page full of cheating democrats from
just one district in any part of America. Think about that Brad
Your party of baby killers outdoes everyone when it comes to evil promotion.
And look at yourself Brad. You sound so very evil in your other posts
ALL OF THE TIME. What kind of sick little fella are you dude?

Brad   October 2nd, 2009 - 10:44 am

Look, I never said that democrats weren’t the very essence of debauchery. We are evil through and through, but we don’t make any pretense about it. We admit it, we glory in it and we will continue without excuse. And don’t be giving me a hard time about the Republican list. It took three days to come up with that and though most of those things I claim are only rummers started by liberals, it just goes to show that there is no boundary we won’t cross to win. So there!

Hey Brad   October 2nd, 2009 - 11:12 am

No what you dems do Brad is you act all hypocritical if you catch the rare moment that a Republican does something bad
then you go out and promote your own evil ten times harder. Somehow your bizarre reaction to everything
makes everything better. You abort 40 million babies then get all uppity if you catch one republican doing it.
Then you go back to promoting Abortion. You get uppity about a republican sending naught emails to an underage
male staffer then you go out and promote one of your own when they actually have s-e-x with an underaged male staffer.
You are a sad sad little insignificant tuurd Brad.

kmichaels   October 2nd, 2009 - 11:36 am

My take on all of this is that one of the gals that Dave apparently messed with, which is on another Breitbart video seems very
sweet and I hope that none of this harms her in any way. Also, I hope that Dave’s family is not harmed.
I also think that the evil that Dave does is not reflected in what he did in these events as much as it is in the damage that
he is ok with in doing to others, such as Sarah Palin and of course all of the Republican targets that he is usually picks.
It is unfortunate that he is always picking on conservatives and making sport at their expense. So of course some
conservatives will want to make sport of him. That is understandable.
And of course worms such as Brad will come out and want to point out things about other conservatives. This is typical
for Brad since he is a worm and a fool on every other subject so I expect him to be a worm and a fool on this subject as well.
So, I don’t know how Dave treated other women. I suspect that he used his money and power as an attention getter, as
rich men tend to do. But again, the biggest fault with Dave lies with his insensitivity towards others. It is sad for example
that he routinely verbally abuses Sarah Palin who seems to be an honestly good person.
As they say, cast thy bread upon the waters and after many days it will return unto you.

Kenny C   October 2nd, 2009 - 11:37 am

Screw this azz hole…..Here some important news….Chicago aka…Thugtown…..Has Been eliminated from the 2016 Olympics……hoo ray there is a god…….now you thieves in Thugland will have to think of other ways to screw the dumb azzes that moved there….like parking meters…aaaa

Kenny C   October 2nd, 2009 - 11:54 am

Watch Jack Webb take care of these Hollywood perverts
Your comment is awaiting moderation.

Watch Jack drill this scum of the earth and his Crappywood worshipers

http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/bighollywood/2009/10/02/jack-webb-schools-roman-polanski-on-sex-with-childre

Joe H   October 2nd, 2009 - 1:06 pm

Top 10 Comments at the CBS Water Cooler …

10. I told you the sex would pay off better than extortion would.

9. This mornings CBS News division memo … “reminder, again: report the story, don’t be the story”.

8. You did what with Letterman? Really? But with Letterman!?!?!

7. Corporate Ethics? We don’t need no stinkin’ corporate ethics!

6. Quick … we need more Palin jokes to deflect the attention away from Dave.

5. I have to do what for a promotion?

4. What do you mean no abortions in the public health coverage options!

3. Two words: Two Inches

2. Public admission, followed by huge Sexual Harrassment payout!

1. So that’s how Katie got the Anchor chair!

Eddie   October 2nd, 2009 - 1:33 pm

Can this guy NEVER be serious and not try and elicit a laugh? Just like his half hearted Palin daughter “apology”. I swear, I don’t think the idiot can be serious for a second. Why would anyone believe ANY apology or statement?

Mark   October 2nd, 2009 - 1:42 pm

Top 10 hypocritical David Letterman lines about other people’s sex scandals

http://www.ihatethemedia.com/top-10-hypocritical-david-letterman-lines-about-other-sex-scandals

wnaegele   October 2nd, 2009 - 3:13 pm

Celebrate dirty old lefties!

purveyor   October 2nd, 2009 - 4:19 pm

I am thinking Sarah Palin is having the last laugh and Letterman isn’t funny anymore. Just like Sarah said…He is a pervert. Pretty much to the point. IF PEOPLE DON’T STOP watching him NOW I don’t know what it takes to keep “creeps” like these off the air.

JT Whistler   October 2nd, 2009 - 6:11 pm

Please Brad, I notice you didn’t post any Dems, so let’s be “Democratic”:

Franklin D Roosevelt / Lucy Mercer Rutherfurd
John F Kennedy / Marilyn Monroe
Robert F Kenney / Marilyn Monroe [at the same time??]
Ted Kennedy / Mary Jo Kopechne [deceased shortly there after]
John Edwards / His nanny…
Gary Hart / Donna Rice
Elliot Spitzer / Kristen the call girl

Oh hell, here is a link to a list, way to long…. http://stlouis.craigslist.org/pol/1399419324.html

Brad   October 2nd, 2009 - 6:46 pm

For all you BRAIN DEAD People who make comments about “comparing this” or how the Dems do it…..

The POINT IS:

The Dems DO NOT SIT ON THE MOUNTAIN CLAIMING THE HIGHER MORAL GROUND……. Telling people how to live all the while doing JUST THE OPPOSITE!!!!

That is the difference…… I for one don’t care what anyone does in their private life, as most all the Dems don’t either. It is the Republicans that want to know what everyone does in their lives, which is WHY YOU ARE HYPOCRITES!!!

The Republicans want to protect the womb, but toss it to the side after it is born……. Just look at everything that is done by the Republicans, they don’t care ONE BIT about anything but Corporate MONEY!!!! You yell and scream to save that baby, but when the mother can’t support it on her own you call her names and berate her for taking assistance from the government to support that life. HYPOCRITES to the highest degree!!!!!

If there is a god and heaven and hell, you people will be sitting in the latter for your dispicable treatment of those children after they were born. You turning your back on the child is the greatest sin, according to that MAN WRITTEN BOOK you all cherish so much.

It’s up to the MOTHER/FATHER whether they want to bring the baby into a situation, NOT YOU! If there is a god, then that is between them and god. But you Republicans want to stick your nose in EVERYONES BUSINESS!!!!

Finally, why were you not screaming about all those lives that Bush killed in Iraq??? I guess those childrens lives don’t mean anything because their skin color is brown….. Because it surely was not because you cared, as if you did you would have spoken up for them as well….. HYPOCRITES!!!!!!

OkPatriotMom   October 2nd, 2009 - 7:06 pm

If this “scandal” creates an opening in the Late Night venue, there’s a certain person who recently “retired from public service” who could fill the position and RAISE ratings…CBS might be able to recruit her after her book comes out although she may be too busy at those book signings since her book is #1 and it hasn’t been released yet…

jbh50   October 2nd, 2009 - 8:45 pm

letterman: slime ball. rat fink. has been.

Kenny C   October 2nd, 2009 - 9:22 pm

it just goes to show that there is no boundary we won’t cross to win…….that’s true…….unfortunately that’s when the country loses….where are the clean and honest comedians nowadays….who can crack a good joke without four letter words

Milli   October 2nd, 2009 - 10:22 pm

Wonder who made the bags for the post on the bed. UGH

Socialism Anyone?   October 2nd, 2009 - 10:58 pm

I’ll bet his wife and kid are falling out of their chairs laughing, too. It just goes to show you, that even when Dave is trying to be frank and serious, his idiot audience thinks it’s a joke.

Belial666   October 2nd, 2009 - 11:22 pm

Wow,
I have to say, atleast Dave can really lay it all out there. Regardless of how I feel about him, I do hope the best for him and his family and that their pain and anger is nothing that will destroy their family in the end. God Bless Dave.

John Cieslak   October 2nd, 2009 - 11:44 pm

Who cares? He’s a powerful celebrity.. if I were in his shoes I’d sleep with all my hot staffers too. What the hell do you people think this is kindergarten? Get real.

LETTERMAN IS TRULY CREEPY   October 3rd, 2009 - 5:14 am

Let’s hope, when the FULL STORY COMES OUT (during the trial), that Dave’s contract is NOT RENEWED and he gets his JUST DESERTS! JUST WHAT SUCH A “HINKY” JERK NEEDS.

Have a feeling “The Mrs.” may exert a little pressure on the jerk, too, when the full story emerges. Not to mention the red-haired kid, who will OBVIOUSLY *hate* Letterman his whole life long…

JohnnyAmerican   October 3rd, 2009 - 1:32 pm

David Letterman needs to be removed from TV. His comments about Sarah Palin’s children was absolutely disgusting and now he is having staffer sex, What a tool! This man is married and has a bastard son, and the American people think he is funny, He is the worst of the worst. We all need to boycott his show and the advertisers that promote the show.

What a SICKO!

TensOfMillionsOfUS   October 3rd, 2009 - 2:09 pm

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Charley Varrick   October 3rd, 2009 - 2:13 pm

Letterman will forever be known to me as Uncle Pervie!

mike sangigan   October 3rd, 2009 - 5:55 pm

hahahaha,the sad thing about it is the only way letterman can beat conan obrien is to make fun sarah palin’s daughter and now a sex scandal.When will viewers realize letterman is a sleazy,resentfull unfunny pervert.He has turned his show into a political platform to attack and make fun of people he does’nt like.Never to ask tough questions with people he agrees with and attacks people he doesnt.I for one will not waste my time watching this liar and hypocrite

BEE   October 3rd, 2009 - 8:06 pm

What a disgrace. I find the whole thing quite disturbing….to be sitting there trying to make jokes about this is just to bizarre, and then to have an audience laughing is just outrageous. Is there no decency anymore? You really need to grow up Dave, your behavior is not funny and trying to make a joke out of everything is sickening. It’s time to get him off the air.

Sarah Palin   October 4th, 2009 - 12:59 am

Hi, Dave. You are an idiot. Piper and I wish you and your son well since we know how this plays out. Your son will now become a public mockery, too. BTW, you won’t be invited to the WH, ever! You are a loser and a mean person who deserves your fate. Have a nice weekend Dave. Sarah and family.

Sarah Palin   October 4th, 2009 - 1:05 am

Forgot to warn you, Todd is still wanting to kick your pu$$y A$$. Have a nice life, perv.

Ray D. Aider   October 4th, 2009 - 2:09 am

Cher said it right the first time way back in 1986 on Letterman’s show right to his face..
Her famous comment is at 3:30:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBgDHhmSrAo&feature=related

OLD PATHETIC PERV   October 6th, 2009 - 7:15 pm

Keep looking over your shoulder Dave, you never which woman may be behind ya.

christine j sojka   October 19th, 2009 - 7:48 pm

THIS ISN’T KARMA TO LETTERMAN.THIS IS BIG MEDIA ATTENSION FOR LETTERMAN.LETTERMAN LOVES THIS!THIS IS WHAT LETTERMAN LIVES FOR!U SHUD GET WITH THE PROGRAM!one time back in the early nineteen ninetys’”DAVE” talked on camera about having sex with merril markoe and afterwards how he told her “that was great,but he likes being onstage even better.”THAT one statement is the key to understanding david letterman.

christine j sojka   October 19th, 2009 - 7:57 pm

IN DEFENSE OF DAVE:THAT REGINA LASKO GOT WHAT SHE DESERVED.david letterman DIDN’T WANT TO MARRY HER!SHE SHOULD HAVE MOVED ON AND GOT A LIFE YEARS AGO!BUT SHE WASN’T LEAVING WITHOUT THAT BIG MONEY.by the way i analyzed the body language of several pictures of david letterman and regina lasko and it is OBVIOUS david letterman doesn’t care for regina lasko and he doesn’t trust her.DAVID LETTERMAN DOESN’T WANT HER.SHE SHOULD MOVE ON AND GET A LIFE.if it weren’t for her insider status and their son she would have been charged with stalking david letterman. fair is fair.i’m on daves’ side for this one.

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