Juvenile MSNBC Host: John Bolton Would Like to Invade Uranus

Maybe this guy was brought in to make Ed Schultz look serious.

December 29, 2010 at 12:25 am - MSNBC
Dateline: New York
Dave_in_Oregon   December 29th, 2010 - 12:39 am

John Bolton is my NUMBER ONE choice for President in 2012

Ivan_in_Phoenix   December 29th, 2010 - 12:41 am

PMSNBC gets more hits from people viewing their stories through Breitbart than they get from people typing in msnbc.com into their browser.

livewell8   December 29th, 2010 - 12:42 am

NBC is an ugly media company. They are smart and cunning. I have a hard time even watching my favorite football games on their network.

lizardAZ   December 29th, 2010 - 12:44 am

Mine too.

lizardAZ   December 29th, 2010 - 12:47 am

When Bolton was at the UN, he showed the UN is a bunch of idiots. He is a expert on terrorists and the middle east. John Bolton 2012

StiofanGA   December 29th, 2010 - 1:05 am

I think I last heard that joke in junior high school about 35 years ago. This pinhead's delivery is a bit lacking though.

Const_Libertarian   December 29th, 2010 - 1:12 am

I go to the YT's channel on YTube once in awhile to play with the minds of the freaks that follow him.
I mean, it is kind of like messing with the mentally handicapped, I guess I should not take pleasure in it.

But they are leftists freaks, so I continue on. LOL

gwar5   December 29th, 2010 - 1:21 am

Where do they get these people? MSNBC is the Saudi Arabia of jackasses.

tpalya   December 29th, 2010 - 1:25 am

I think MSNBC would like to invade Obama's anus.

smoke ranch   December 29th, 2010 - 1:44 am

oh shut up. where does mspms find these mindless light weight talkies.

ObummerSucks   December 29th, 2010 - 1:45 am

John Bolton is so awesome.

conservocop   December 29th, 2010 - 1:46 am

LOL !!!! That's absolutely true !! No one would know MSNBC exists if it weren't for the Breitbart posts, … except perhaps Pelosie and her followers.

EmptyV   December 29th, 2010 - 2:57 am

I think there was a story on breitbart about how msnbc.com wanted to separate itself from msnbc the network. I know I read it somewhere, they are two different operations and the network is too far out there for the website.

DiggyOrange   December 29th, 2010 - 2:59 am

Mine too, he's the man.

MellowFire   December 29th, 2010 - 4:03 am

MSNBC completes the quad-fecta of idiocy with this moron, Maddow, Mr. Ed, and Olbermannnnnnnnnn

MSNBC is official deemed media pollution — and air-wave hazard

wohlfguy   December 29th, 2010 - 4:08 am

The harsher the attack from the left, the more afraid they are of the target. And Bolton scares the hell out of them.

RightUnite   December 29th, 2010 - 4:37 am

Boy, those lefties love the anus talk. Are they all gay?

WIllyBrown   December 29th, 2010 - 4:47 am

The Piss and Moan channel, who cares what a bunch of hacks do all day.

WorldclaZZ   December 29th, 2010 - 4:51 am

Any reference to "invading Ur-anus" must be reserved for a segment on the new military policy allowing gays to whoop it up in the military.

jimvann   December 29th, 2010 - 5:33 am

If Ambassador Bolton became president we would have a qualified, competent and courageous man in the White House. I don't think the country is ready for this kind of radical change.

elt2jv   December 29th, 2010 - 5:34 am

You know you're over the target when you're taking flak.

Bolton would be a good president, but he'd be the best Sec of State of all time.

You'd never hear this level of infantilism or vulgarity on Fox, yet msnbc (spit) is lauded as more professional and competent. Sheer idiocy.

FLIrishPM   December 29th, 2010 - 5:45 am

Bolton has forgotten more about terrorism and the middle east than this moron on MSNBC will ever know. Up is down, down is up in America right now. Orwell must be looking down on America today and giving himself a big pat on the back for being a modern day prophet.

claspur   December 29th, 2010 - 5:46 am

I remember when Clinton came into town, while everyone was on break and appointed that pedephile, and member of NAMBLA – James Hormel to an ambassadorship of Luxembourg.
He had to go that route, because the republicans wouldn't okay that appointment in-senate.

*I boycotted Hormel products in '85 because how They treated their help, in Minnesota.

PaleRyder   December 29th, 2010 - 5:49 am

There isn't any room in your anus,what with your head being stuck up there and all. The pride and joy of the American media,good ole msnbc is just swirling the drain as fast as they can. It's time comcast stepped in and flushed this cesspool out and removed the entire host lineup they have.

Joseph_McCarthy   December 29th, 2010 - 5:55 am

I'M SICK AND TIRED OF ABUSIVE DISCUSSION ENDING INCENDIARY AD HOMINEM ATTACKS BY OUR POLITICIANS, GOVERNMENT-MEDIA SPOKESMEN (Self appointed or otherwise) or the HOLLYWEIRD CLOWNS (if they only had a brain!)

A debater commits the Ad Hominem Fallacy when he introduces irrelevant personal premisses about his opponent. Such red herrings may successfully distract the opponent or the audience from the topic of the debate.

An Abusive Ad Hominem occurs when an attack on the character or other irrelevant personal qualities of the opposition—such as appearance—is offered as evidence against her position. Such attacks are often effective distractions ("red herrings"), because the opponent feels it necessary to defend herself, thus being distracted from the topic of the debate.

EffinOutraged   December 29th, 2010 - 6:12 am

MSNB who?

Bolton for President in … NOW!

Marco_Malo   December 29th, 2010 - 6:17 am

MSNBC has a permanent address there already.

Marco_Malo   December 29th, 2010 - 6:23 am

Again, you have to bear in mind from where this originates…

MSNBC<>NBC<>General Electric<>obama regime.

General Electric, practitioner of crony capitalism with the obama regime, keeps this going to prop up obama. I can't help believing, however, that this type stuff embarrasses some of them. It certainly should.

Boycott General Electric and while you are at it, stay away from Johnson & Johnson, never buy a General Motors Product, and cancel membership in AARP. These are all guilty of this insidious stuff.

A_pen   December 29th, 2010 - 6:27 am

He certainly has the right stuff to face the crisis at hand, internal invasion and external invasion coupled with international financial attack. I still need to hear him speak about the condition of our government since unbinding itself from constitutional restraint.

A_pen   December 29th, 2010 - 6:28 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Br'er_Rabbit

Truth be damned, it is money and power that matter.

A_pen   December 29th, 2010 - 6:33 am

And now you know why the boys in the hood want the FCC to shut down dissent.

HDThoreau   December 29th, 2010 - 6:39 am

It seems MSLSD can only hire communists or muslims for commentary. Not a shocker really.

A_pen   December 29th, 2010 - 6:40 am

They will when it is profitable. Their economic forecasting shows in how they hire. Putting incompetents leaves the back door open for a hasty retreat if the coup falls flat. Watch what the MSM does when Obama starts being investigated for fraud by the new congress. If it looks like congress is about to appeal to the public with any findings they'll have to choose patriotic law abiding hosts or double down with insanity.

father_moray   December 29th, 2010 - 6:40 am

Thumb UP for Bolton. Anus rings for Democrats.

A_pen   December 29th, 2010 - 6:45 am

Igniting passion destroys logical and productive debate. That is the prime tactic of the progressive movement. When not doing so would expose the true nature of their intent to remove the constitutional constraints and govern by intellectually superior fiat would become common knowledge and result in prosecutions.

skipper99   December 29th, 2010 - 6:54 am

Cunning? Maybe, but in the end folks will turn them off. Rarely, very rarely do we ever watch NBC, maybe just for a local weather report but thats about it. We changed from Comcast to Dish, when Comcast got Ownership in NBC. It really makes me feel better.

imartyny   December 29th, 2010 - 7:29 am

I would think this dunce would welcome an invasion into his anus perhaps he'll finally know where his brain was hiding all his life.

jackazzflatts   December 29th, 2010 - 7:39 am

I loved Bolton on "Dancing with the Stars"

BHO_UMM_UMM_UMM   December 29th, 2010 - 7:45 am

Mine too. Let's show him the money!

Bolton is a brilliant, no nonsense, thoughtful, patriotic, national defense prioritizing, Constitutionalist. America and Americans are his primary concerns as a political figure, even as he carries more knowledge of world affairs than the pinhead Obama carries in his own head plus that of his closest advisors. Bolton is unapologetic for America's greatness and history.

bashley   December 29th, 2010 - 7:48 am

He must have received some intel from Bill Richardson's U.F.O. surveillance.

dontlooknow   December 29th, 2010 - 7:52 am

Indeed. Bolton is a war loon (so long as it benefits his masters in Israel, that is.)

ArchonPrime   December 29th, 2010 - 7:57 am

hey it's YOUNG TURK, JERK CENK UYGUR…fresh off of CABLE ACCESS STRAIGHT TO MSNBC!

BobbyGG   December 29th, 2010 - 8:09 am

Sounds like the host is a closet homosexual that finds Bolton attractive.

Tyler520   December 29th, 2010 - 8:10 am

It is official: MSNBC and its viewers are officially mentally defective.

TheRightWing   December 29th, 2010 - 8:13 am

Spoken like a Nazi. Go burn a synagogue, you'll feel better.

dontlooknow   December 29th, 2010 - 8:14 am

I would have to get behind the Rabbis doing it for insurance fraud.

duh_swami   December 29th, 2010 - 8:47 am

This is a very good sign…The liberal myth makers are getting paranoid about Bolton as a serious candidate for POTUS so they are starting to give him the Palin treatment…The more they demonize him, the stronger he will get…look what they did for Sarah…With their help she has become a household name…Leave it to liberals to shoot themselves in the foot…

antilibtards   December 29th, 2010 - 8:50 am

Bolton could kick this little liberal feline's ass.

duh_swami   December 29th, 2010 - 8:56 am

I guess they all are beholden to someone…Look how Obama grovels before King Abdullah, and his Muslim masters…Terrible ain't it…

Tyler520   December 29th, 2010 - 8:57 am

3rd string re-runs on Fox News at 4am have 3 times the viewership than MSNBC's highest rated primetime shows

Syrin23   December 29th, 2010 - 8:57 am

Let the MSNBC douche bags keep talking. Daily reminder that they are the propaganda press.

TheRightWing   December 29th, 2010 - 9:00 am

Don't trip over your jackboots. skinhead pig.

amanuensis   December 29th, 2010 - 9:06 am

It might even be funny except that joke is 100 years old.
Is PMSNBC still on the air?
This idiot obviously hates America – at least white straight America. Another racist outing himself.
GE: "We bring EVIL to you…."

Scarface   December 29th, 2010 - 9:07 am

I think Sgt. Shultz would like to invade this guy's Uranus…I'm just saying!

Sister_Mary   December 29th, 2010 - 9:18 am

Dam skiippy he did .. I don' think he would be good as President but Secretary of State … yepper …

shanedo   December 29th, 2010 - 9:29 am

LMAO

shanedo   December 29th, 2010 - 9:30 am

Children Children

USAfirst   December 29th, 2010 - 9:31 am

If a comment was made like this on Fox News about a liberal, there would be the outrage. Were is the outrage…….oops it is an anti American liberal doing the attacks of a true American
I may not start the revolution but I will not miss it

twistin   December 29th, 2010 - 9:36 am

I think he must have been talking about Keith Olberman.

blevit   December 29th, 2010 - 9:49 am

Where's the FCC,when it comes to MSNBC???

Obamaphobic   December 29th, 2010 - 9:52 am

Invading Uranus sounds painful.

DarthShatner   December 29th, 2010 - 10:00 am

Look into Herman Cain.

He is a true conservative, highly educated, successful businessman, Tea Party activist and African American.

It would be awesome to see him debate Obama… It would be a complete annihilation of Obama and his feel good statist agenda. Obama would look so small, insipid and insignificant when Herman is done with him.

He would also end all stereotypes that the liberal media, and pundits have created when it comes to minorities and racism within the ranks of tea party activism and the conservative agenda.

watch his speech at <a href="http://www.hermancain.com” target=”_blank”>www.hermancain.com

alwaysright5   December 29th, 2010 - 10:03 am

MSNBC the home of the yapping intellectual Chihuahuas

ricklempke   December 29th, 2010 - 10:17 am

Just roll over and see your wife?

pirep   December 29th, 2010 - 10:18 am

I think all 4 of his viewers was laughing.

ricklempke   December 29th, 2010 - 10:21 am

What's the matter with you pal?

Did Israel send a missile into your back yard and take out your family because they were sending missiles at them?

Put down that Koran, that thing breeds hate and you're full of it. Mohammad sucks.

WSGAC   December 29th, 2010 - 10:33 am

Another closeted gay MSNBC host. You can always tell….they just love to make off-color jokes with homo inuendos.

antidoteco   December 29th, 2010 - 10:34 am

I like Cenk !

hd4lyf   December 29th, 2010 - 10:35 am

Listening to MSNBS is like sitting in a room with my stoner friends in college……except my friends were funnier and more MUCH more creative in their humor. Remember Rachel Maddow once she discovered "tea-baggers"?! That SERIOUSLY reminded me of college days and the juvenile humor. The difference? I was 20 years old, stoned and not a highly paid news "annalyst" an TV!!!
I rememeber when I was in NINTH grade and had to do an essay on Uranus. I used inuendo throughout the report like this guy. BUT I WAS 14!!!! Conrats MSNBS!!! You now have all the intelect and credibility of a NINTH GRADER!!!

nedarc   December 29th, 2010 - 10:38 am

The only ' URANUS ' I see is you my friend !

nedarc   December 29th, 2010 - 10:47 am

I heard a joke about that time that goes like this: " Why is Capt. Kirk & the Enterprise like toilet paper: They both fight 'Klingons' in Uranus ."

nedarc   December 29th, 2010 - 10:50 am

MSNBC is as ligitimate as a ' pay toilet ' in Tujuana, Mexico.

nedarc   December 29th, 2010 - 10:53 am

My friend, its already happened ! Do you feel that 'TINGLE' yet.

wohlfguy   December 29th, 2010 - 11:04 am

And you are an anti-semitic, skinhead assclown.

wohlfguy   December 29th, 2010 - 11:05 am

That reply belongs on PuffHo.

BHO_UMM_UMM_UMM   December 29th, 2010 - 11:07 am

Herman Cain is a great conservative. His medical history is just too concerning for me. I hate to make that an issue against him, but it will be an issue nonetheless, and it is indeed regretful. This is a very serious time and it would be a disaster should Herman become incapacitated just before the election, or just after elected. Maybe if he has a great VP candidate.

BHO_UMM_UMM_UMM   December 29th, 2010 - 11:08 am

If you get behind anyone or anything, it is for sex.

BHO_UMM_UMM_UMM   December 29th, 2010 - 11:08 am

Enough with the sex fantasies here, please.

PJsandiego   December 29th, 2010 - 11:20 am

Geez, at first I thought this might have been a comment against the TSA…It's obvious that NBC is using it's second string anchors over the holiday break.

ize2dsky   December 29th, 2010 - 11:22 am

I think MSNBC likes being on the receiving end with Barry.

Inthiscorner   December 29th, 2010 - 11:32 am

I like him too. But, he doesn't refer to himself as an African American. He says, "I was born in America. I am a Black American not an African American."

Inthiscorner   December 29th, 2010 - 11:33 am

Chris Matthews probably has.

SunCrackedSoul   December 29th, 2010 - 11:39 am

Surprise, surprise, another steaming leftist pile of crap, who'da thunk it? Leftists feed off of this kinda stuff, they have small minds and need it just to send a tingle down their leg otherwise no one would even know they were alive.

SupernaturalCat   December 29th, 2010 - 11:39 am

that guy looks like he might be obsessed with men's anal canals for sure. I wonder why?

itsjustmeLLFMC   December 29th, 2010 - 11:40 am

What the hell is wrong with these people!?! The main/lame stream media are all such enormous wastes of breath anymore it pathetic!

itsjustmeLLFMC   December 29th, 2010 - 11:42 am

Yes, apparently so.

killdevil   December 29th, 2010 - 11:45 am

Nbc the old Serpent Lucifer Network in living color.

DFWUWAAHRC   December 29th, 2010 - 12:00 pm

Pathetic

Trump_ YOU'RE_FIRED!   December 29th, 2010 - 12:05 pm

John Bolton has invaded plenty of anus in his day. Look at the guy. No wonder the GOP loves him.

H2K   December 29th, 2010 - 12:17 pm

That and bathroom humor seems to tickle their funny bones.

libertylobo   December 29th, 2010 - 12:27 pm

Keep laughing you leftist bastards. Sooner or later we will purge this country of your cancerous ideology. All of you and your families will NOT be spared!

DarthShatner   December 29th, 2010 - 12:34 pm

He doesnt… which is totally kick ass about him. He does not rely on the color of his skin to help promote his agenda, unlike our current president.

Fact remains.. He is a descendant of American Slaves.

VJisRIGHT   December 29th, 2010 - 12:40 pm

it stupid…. but not any more stupid than the crap Beck, Rush and Hannity spew.

VJisRIGHT   December 29th, 2010 - 12:40 pm

and Fox can only hire racists and Nazis

VJisRIGHT   December 29th, 2010 - 12:41 pm

crony capitalism… isn;t that what most right wingers call an "unrestricted free market"?

DarthShatner   December 29th, 2010 - 12:42 pm

Herman Cain would be a breath of fresh air in American politics. I too have wondered if he was selected to represent the Republican Party who he would choose as a running mate.

His medical history does not bother me… Anyone can die at any moment. You or I could die in a car crash going to the grocery store tomorrow. Will that keep us from ever getting in a car again? (I know I am assuming you have a car, but you do get my point)

VJisRIGHT   December 29th, 2010 - 12:42 pm

"An Abusive Ad Hominem occurs when an attack on the character or other irrelevant personal qualities of the opposition—such as appearance"

you mean like when righties call Michele Obama a gorilla….
or refer to President Obama as "President Monkey"?

oh wait, I forgot… it's "different" when right wingers make personal attacks, is that it?

Inthiscorner   December 29th, 2010 - 12:43 pm

Yes but we don't refer to ourselves as Euro-Americans unless we just came over on the boat. The connotation is meaningless for American born Blacks and has only been used by Progressives/Communists (read Alinksy) to enrage Blacks and perpetuate the victim mentality. This assists in providing an "us" "them" in which the Progressives/Communists "come to the rescue".

VJisRIGHT   December 29th, 2010 - 12:44 pm

McCarthy was a fascist pig who burns in Hell.

Do you how many good, innocent people he went after… like Lucille Ball?

the fact that you whine about name calling while using him as your handle has to be the biggest
act of hypocrisy I've seen in years!

Inthiscorner   December 29th, 2010 - 12:47 pm

Responding to this Jew Hater Dhimmi YouTube idiot dontlooknow only encourages him. Please folks ignore him. It provides him with self value and we all know he is of no value whatsoever.

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