Jon Stewart Mocks Glenn Beck’s Appendectomy

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oldbluesboy   November 6th, 2009 - 10:01 am

Pathetic piece of dirt. Stewart and his laugh track think he is funny.

Jack Benny and Bob Hope   November 6th, 2009 - 10:02 am

Jon Stewart’s ‘comedy’ is disgusting…

katy   November 6th, 2009 - 10:05 am

I LOVE BECK…. but that was funnier than hell!!!

Desiree   November 6th, 2009 - 10:05 am

Funny,

You know who hasn’t shown his birth certificate, released his college transripts or medical records…… your messiah.

If jonboy knew anything about Glenn Beck he would known Glenn also went through a medical crisis a couple years ago and vividly talked about it on his
radio show. Glenn didn’t sugarcoat anything about what he went through. jonboy should have done as much research talking about Glenn
as Glenn has done on the marxist thugs in this administration. Get some credibility jonboy.

HasBeenStewart   November 6th, 2009 - 10:05 am

John Stewart is a “has-been” that is jealous that Glenn Beck has more talent than he does. Stewart tries to covertly use “humor” to sway the audience’s politics…and it does NOT work. All Stewart is doing is sending more ratings toward Glenn Beck. The only people that think he is funny are the liberals and progressives that stack his studio audience. Keep laughing Stewart while your audience dwindles and Beck’s rises.

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Rexter   November 6th, 2009 - 10:18 am

LOL!

Cletus   November 6th, 2009 - 10:19 am

Glenn Beck is a half-wit, drugged-out, dropout re-ta-rd who spent more time in rehab than he didn in an educational institution. Spare me!! Jon Stewart has more intelligence, sense, wit, humor, talent, passion… than Beck and his entire audience of illiterate sheep do combined.

PieceOfDirtBeck   November 6th, 2009 - 10:20 am

Babbling Beck’s “comedy” is disgusting. What a pathetic piece of dirt. Beck and his dittos think he is funny.

BombasticBeck   November 6th, 2009 - 10:23 am

Never, never, never, never, never, make fun of a conservative! They can swear, lie, mislead,cheat, but never, never, never, never ridicule a conservative! They are God’s people.

katy   November 6th, 2009 - 10:27 am

Hey CLETUS!

uh, no…The skit was funny because it was a well done parody.

Stewart is still a complete idiot.

Beck Rocks!

Mike   November 6th, 2009 - 10:28 am

Nothing like hitting a guy when he is down eh Jon? I thought taking pleasure in someone else’s pain was beneath you. I thought wrong. But such is life in the liberal “bent” mind I suppose. By the way, I don’t watch your show. ;) I had to agonize to watch the above clip, and if you were trying to be funny, you failed miserably in my estimation. Nice try though.. NOT!!

TearEmUp   November 6th, 2009 - 10:32 am

AWESOME!!! I bet Glenn is laughing his hemorrhoid free ass off….

Beckola   November 6th, 2009 - 10:32 am

Two words for you Cletoris……Keith Oberman. Oh wait, two more…..shut up, and two more ph u loser

Tubby   November 6th, 2009 - 10:32 am

Anyone that thinks this is “BRILLIANT” has the IQ of a 4th grader.

Jon Stewart made no valid arguments against anything Glenn Beck has stated or presented to the American people.

All he did was mock the truth.

What a child like thing to do.

#1bravesfan   November 6th, 2009 - 10:32 am

Jon, imitation is the HIGHEST form of flattery. If he didn’t think people would “get the jokes” they wouldn’t have been put on the show. So, I’m guessing that most of his audience knows & watches Beck. If the majority of his audience didn’t know & watch Beck, the monologue would never have been included.

momatolya   November 6th, 2009 - 10:34 am

Actually, I’m very conservative but I got a laugh out of this. It beats Olberman’s pathetic attempts at sarcasm and parody. Stewart isn’t going to change anybody’s mind, and I don’t think he believes he will. He’s just playing to his base. Unlike Beck he’s not offering facts, just doing a comedy routine of the sometimes over the top delivery of Beck. Of all the talk hosts I enjoy Beck the most, and I really think that he probably poses the most danger to the left. We need to pray for his safety, not from comedians, but from the fanatical leftists who really want to put him out of commission in any way possible.

schlivo   November 6th, 2009 - 10:42 am

Disgusting? No way. His Beck imopersonation was spot on! Hysterical!

Cletus   November 6th, 2009 - 10:44 am

hahahaha… it’s HILARIOUS to see all you ingrates get all bent out of shape about this! Hurry, run to the defense of your slightly re-ta-rded friend!! hahaha. Awesome. Beck wouldn’t know truth if it clocked him upside his stupid head, or even if it came in powder form and he could snort it or smoke it! And we all know how much he loves drugs… he’s a psychotic, paranoid schitzophrenic, lump of monkey s**t. Period.

Aunty Em Ericann   November 6th, 2009 - 10:44 am

Oh yeah, they were mocking his appendectomy because there’s nothing else about Ben Gleck worth mocking.
/snark

Wit all my love,
Aunty Em

JoeKidd   November 6th, 2009 - 10:44 am

A Defining Moment for Barack 0bama…http://joekiddone.blogspot.com/2009/11/defining-moment.html

Cletus   November 6th, 2009 - 10:44 am

hahahaha… it’s HILARIOUS to see all you ingrates get all bent out of shape about this! Hurry, run to the defense of your slightly re-ta-rded friend!! hahaha. Awesome. Beck wouldn’t know truth if it clocked him upside his stupid head, or even if it came in powder form and he could snort it or smoke it! And we all know how much he loves dr-ugs… he’s a psychotic, paranoid schitzophrenic, lump of s**t. Period.

haley   November 6th, 2009 - 10:47 am

bwa hahahahaha glen beck the mental midget got owned.

NEOFREEDOM   November 6th, 2009 - 10:54 am

CLETUS MY BRO,IF YOU THINK JON STEWART IS SO “BRILLIANT” WITH THIS TYPE OF ENTERTAINMENT. YOU SHOULD GO BACK AND REVISIT YOUR OWN EDUCATION ON RATIONAL FREE THINKING FOR YOUR STATEMENT IS AS MINDLESS AS JON STEWART’S EXCUSE FOR COMEDY.

Desiree   November 6th, 2009 - 10:57 am

Bckola,

“Cletoris” LOL!!!!!!!!

katy   November 6th, 2009 - 10:58 am

Tubby…

“All he did was mock the truth.”

You may want to reseach what “comedy” means.

Cletus   November 6th, 2009 - 11:02 am

NEOFREEDOM – my bro. Lay off the caps lock, OK bro Montana? And your grammar is very… uh, middle-schoolish at best. So I would watch the comments about that there edumacation.

FACT: Glenn Beck is a re-ta-rded assclown. The rest of the 5 billion people who don’t watch him, make fun of him… because he’s ridiculous. I hope his appendix blows out the side of his body! That would be comedy.

lavoce   November 6th, 2009 - 11:12 am

I agree, Tubby. Jon was operating in full-fledged mockery mode.

Jon, you sly lil’ stinker. You’ve obviously been pay close attention to Glenn as he helps educate AMERICA on the devious apostates within this Administration. For that, and for your chalk-bored creativity, you get an “A”

One thing’s for sure: It will all come back to haunt you if Pelosi gets her insidious HEALTHCARE/INSURANCE REFORM BILL passed tomorrow, and barry soetoro aka/alias barack hussein obama under-handedly signs away U.S. Sovereignty.

IF that day comes, and IF you’re man enough to extend your hand in an apology, Glenn would undoubtedly accept it, although I doubt he would expect it. As a comedian, he probably really enjoyed your skit. You did good, and IF he remembered to put a pillow over his stomach while doubled up in laughter, your skit has already served to speed his recovery!

So… there you go! Thanks, Jon! I’m missin’ him, and you reminded me of just how much!

“Antagonize-Intimidate-Manipulate” – “Disrupt-Dismantle-Defeat” ~ IMPEACH!

MasterHunter   November 6th, 2009 - 11:19 am

The only thing funnier than this clip is some of these people’s responses to it. First, I absolutely love the partisan venom aimed at a show on COMEDY CENTRAL!!! Do you reserve these same sentiments for South Park or reruns of MadTv? It’s a comedy show stupid! Second, all Jon did was use tactics similar to Beck. You know, overdramatization and stunted logic.

Face it, no matter how you feel about Glen Beck, he is an entertainer. Sure, he mixes in fact and news, but he is an entertainer just like Jon Stewart. Both Beck and Stewart are snake oil salesman, but as it has been succintly pointed out, only Stewart has the credibility to label it as such.

cooperscopy   November 6th, 2009 - 11:27 am

You guys need to lighten up. I’m a Glenn Beck fan, but that was funny. And remember imitation is the highest form of flattery…..

http://cooperscopy.blogspot.com/

poetopoet   November 6th, 2009 - 11:28 am

they say intimation is the best form of flattery, even if it is bad?

G.Klug   November 6th, 2009 - 11:30 am

If you can’t laugh at this then you have an abnormality. I love Beck. I don’t like Stewart, but I will not deny him this one. He pegs Beck’s quirkiness better than any liberal jew I’ve ever seen. What’s not to like here? Finding comedy in a comedy show that airs on the Comedy Network is hardly unexpected. I’ll bet Beck laughed his stitches loose watching it.

Lighten up people, we’re winning now – don’t mess it up being gloomy.

Duffy   November 6th, 2009 - 11:31 am

I thought the sketch was funny & I am a huge Beck fan. Wonder if CNN is doing a fact check like they did about Saturday Night Live skit on Obama. Obviously Jon has never had hemorrhoids which proves he is a perfect a**hole.

Cleetus   November 6th, 2009 - 11:33 am

To the knuckleheads saying that “imitation is the highest form of flattery” (or intimation, if you’re illiterate like poetopoet)… Jon Stewart wasn’t imitating. He was mocking. Making fun of. Imitating would be if Jon started using a chalk board, or crying a lot. This is different. Beck is a clown.

dontflagmebro   November 6th, 2009 - 11:35 am

So Basically Jon Stewart says Obama is Hitler not Mao. Ok.. I was right then? Thanks Jon.

Pat Denoli   November 6th, 2009 - 11:36 am

John Stewart is hilarious when he’s not wallowing in lefty political commentary. I like Beck’s show, but that doesn’t stop this from being hilarious. Is it in poor taste? Hell yes. But it’s still funny because he really nailed Beck’s mannerisms. Doesn’t make me like socialism, just makes me laugh.

Sally   November 6th, 2009 - 11:42 am

Beck must be a thorn in the side of liberals for them to go to this length to ridicule him and what could be a very serious operation. Yes, libs, laugh at other peoples pain. Well, I bet Glen is having a really big laugh about this. It shows that EVERYONE is listening to him,expecially the libs. Is everyone listening to you Jon???? I don’t think so…

Gurgi   November 6th, 2009 - 11:42 am

This is the war right here. Both sides are using Alinsky ridicule tactics. Jon Stewart is good at his appointed task for the Kenya loving Lemmings out there. But Glenn Beck is winning the war against them right now.

Now that oVama is being picked out, frozen, isolated and polarized the Communist dont like it.

Bring it on Stewwie. We can take it.

Cant wait to see your show after election 2010 and the Savior’s 5year plan gets aborted. Election 2012 will be good also when he has to go back to Chicago and cant get a drivers license be cause he cant show a valid birth certificate. LOL.

Kenya already is building a statue in his birthtown.

Cleetus   November 6th, 2009 - 11:52 am

Government Healthcare Workers Rescue Man Protesting Government Healthcare

Thousands of protesters came to Capitol Hill yesterday for Rep. Michele Bachmann’s (R-MN) protest against health care reform, capping months of fear-mongering about the dangers of so-called “socialized” medicine. However, the Washington Post’s Dana Milbank notes that at one point, one of the protesters had a heart attack. Luckily, federally-employed medical personnel were able to quickly attend to him — even though they were part of government-run health care, which is supposedly quite dangerous:

More ominously, a man standing just beyond the TV cameras apparently suffered a heart attack 20 minutes after event began. Medical personnel from the Capitol physician’s office — an entity that could, quite accurately, be labeled government-run health care — rushed over, attaching electrodes to his chest and giving him oxygen and an IV drip.

This turned into an unwanted visual for the speakers, as a D.C. ambulance and firetruck, lights flashing, pulled in just behind the lawmakers. A path was made through the media section, and the patient, attended to by about 10 government medical personnel, was being wheeled away on a stretcher just as House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) stepped to the microphone. “Join us in defeating Pelosi care!” he exhorted. A few members stole a glance at the stretcher.

By the end of the day, “medics had administered government-run health care to at least five people in the crowd who were stricken as they denounced government-run health care.”

redraiderprincess   November 6th, 2009 - 11:55 am

So, I love Glenn Beck, but you have to wonder how much Stewart watches him, ’cause he does a pretty good job at imitating Beck. I found it funny, and I hate Stewart. Cleetus–I’m pretty sure there was a chalkboard in the skit. And a wrong letter doesn’t not equal illiteracy in poetpoet’s case, stop being a douche.

JONney on the spot   November 6th, 2009 - 12:00 pm

Example 58,035 of libs attacking the messenger, instead of addressing the message.

Tubby   November 6th, 2009 - 12:02 pm

Katy, “mocking the truth” is not, in and of itself the only definition of “comedy.” I’m sure you relise that.

The problem is that Jon Stewart does not regard what he is mocking to be the truth, therefore the comedic element of the skit is lost and all thats left is a flat, immature, unhumorous stooge mocking that which mocks him.

Beck 1 Stewart 0

Peace Sister   November 6th, 2009 - 12:02 pm

I love Beck, too. But this is very funny. The thing is, it wouldn’t be funny to that audience unless they watch Beck enough to know his schtick!

JWN   November 6th, 2009 - 12:13 pm

Funny. If it didn’t hurt to laugh following abdominal surgery, I’m sure Glenn Beck would fall down laughing.

Glenn communicates facts and opinions in a unique style which Jon Stewart is now mocking. It is probably healthy for watchers of Glenn Beck to skip the cult of personality and focus on the truth presented by Glenn Beck. Glenn is human and makes mistakes. However, there is an awful lot of truth to Glenn’s statements which is why he is increasingly attacked by progressives.

Is Jon Stewart one of those attackers? DO you think that Jon Stewart could imitate Glenn Beck this well without watching multiple Glenn Beck shows. Remember that Jon Stewart also criticized the media for missing the Acorn story. It seems that Jon Stewart found an opportunity to be funny, which is how he makes money.

Yeah, uh huh. That's right.   November 6th, 2009 - 12:17 pm

Some days you’re the fire hydrant. Some days you’re the dog. Every dog has it’s day. Glen Beck is a big dog. Can’t wait till he gets his day to peeee on Jon.

NEOFREEDOM   November 6th, 2009 - 12:26 pm

Cletus my sis, thank you for the suggestion.Remember this,be very careful what you wish for in the art of comedy.It may come back to haunt you.

PJW   November 6th, 2009 - 12:32 pm

Stewart and the Daily Show are great at pointing out the hypocrisy and the absurd political mumbo jumbo of Republicans and Democrats. Beck is probably a Manic Depressive, and a windbag to boot, who is learning he can’t just say what he wants and get away with it. He will be scrutinized. If you Beck fans don’t like it, too bad. Suck it up and quit your whining. Try to get your brains around this, for every one of you who love Beck, Limbaugh etc. there is someone who thinks they are nothing but clowns. So, you are not in the majority, even though you think you are. America has been rejecting the Republican agenda since 2004 and aren’t about to go back, even if Obama is screwing things up. On top of that your party is splintering.

Jac   November 6th, 2009 - 12:32 pm

That was actually a pretty funny skit. However unfortunately for Jon, I don’t watch his show but I do on occasion watch Glenn Beck.

Lady liberty   November 6th, 2009 - 12:33 pm

Cletus November 6th, 2009 – 10:44 am
You have totally redefined stupid for me…it’s worse than I thought…equivalent to brain dead…

TomTom   November 6th, 2009 - 12:49 pm

There’s no such thing as bad Publicity. Maybe Jon’s viewers will get just a little curious about Beck and change the channel.

SubjectoftheUSSA   November 6th, 2009 - 12:50 pm

Would love to see the outrage if Beck made fun of somebody being out for surgery on his blackboard. That would go over well. Stupid juvenile humor, about the only thing Stewart is good for.

JPL   November 6th, 2009 - 12:58 pm

What else would you expect from Wolf Boy Hands Jonathan Leibowitz?

Conservative in Dayton   November 6th, 2009 - 1:01 pm

Glenn probably laughed so hard he popped a stitch. Wouldn’t surprise me if Glenn asks Stewart to come on the show. One of the other posters had it right, you must have watched Beck to get the full satire of the skit.

Glenn, get well soon.

We hold these truths...   November 6th, 2009 - 1:02 pm

The parody demonstrates Beck’s form and how his form contributes to a lessening of understanding of the content. Beck’s an idiot who stirs emotions and then calls it honest concern, or intelligent criticism. Enjoy your golden-boy.

Eileen for Freedom/Liberty   November 6th, 2009 - 1:10 pm

America…you know the liberal media can make fun of the way Glen Beck makes his points…but the fact is…it is a brilliant way to get the facts across…and he does!

So keep it up Glen, if you were not being so effective in getting out the truth, you would not be a topic of conversation and the brunt of the comedic pundits!

And we hope you are feeling better and get back soon!

—————–

THE REVOLUTION OF THE SILENT MAJORITY HAS BEGUN – WE WILL BE SILENT NO MORE!

1. GETTING INFORMED
2. GETTING INVOLVED
3. GETTING OUT THE VOTE

DON’T TREAD ON US…WE PAY YOUR BILLS IN WASHINGTON AND IN YOUR HOMES WHERE YOU WILL ALL BE GOING STARTING THIS WEEK AND IN 2010 AND BEYOND…GUARANTEED!

IMPEACHMENT OR THE ‘ORIGINAL’ KENYAN BIRTH CERTIFICATE…IT IS JUST A MATTER OF TIME!

Victor Williams   November 6th, 2009 - 1:22 pm

Absolutely brilliant! A perfect sendup.

WestWright   November 6th, 2009 - 1:22 pm

John Liebowitz is a real speaker of troof to power, at least for the teenage
leftys. Why do little cowards like Liebowitz never do any parodies of Allah or his
pedophilic followers. These Jew haters would not hesitate a second to separate
Jon’s fathead from his torso. No pansey Liebowitz is a coward and only mocks
those who pose no physical danger.

Maria   November 6th, 2009 - 1:24 pm

What kind of desperation is up with this guy. Its hard to pin anything on Glen based on his talking points so we resort to making fun about his health problems. Lovely.

YoYoMa   November 6th, 2009 - 1:31 pm

Not to worry Jon. Beck had his appendix removed and we are all pleased to announce his appendix will be just fine. It was reported in an interview afterwords that the appendix stated, “It’s sure a relief to be removed from all that batkrap in their”. Doctors state however, that Beck will still be just as loony as ever.

Great piece Jon! Keep up the great work! Funnier than hell!

checkit   November 6th, 2009 - 1:32 pm

Stewart, the left liberal nut that only shows his one left sided views all the time to brain wash the children I mean sheep. I don’t even need to watch this as I know he is trying to get fame by going after someone that has facts to back it up with, Beck backs all his stuff up, stewart little, trys to leech in on people that are somebody to try to become someone, but his only true audience are the low IQ liberals.

jp2feminist   November 6th, 2009 - 1:34 pm

Clearly, Jon Stewart and his audience watch Glenn Beck. None of this mockery, however, explains why Glenn’s red phone isn’t ringing.

fredster   November 6th, 2009 - 1:47 pm

These fascist wannabe news reporters and celebrities are kind of like the bully in the school. The same kid never could graduate elementary school so he just keeps picking on all the other kids. One day it gets to the point where all the kids stand up to the over aged, illiterate bully and shut him down forever.

What goes around comes around.

Cletus   November 6th, 2009 - 1:48 pm

You all keep working so I can get my welfare check.

lavoce   November 6th, 2009 - 1:51 pm

URGENT! STAY FOCUSED ON THE OBAMA/PELOSI SLEIGHT OF HAND!

It’s 1:37 PM Eastern, and we’ve got breaking news of yet another shooting.

Orlando, FL ~ “Firefighters were called to Gateway Center at 1000 Legion Place around 11:30 a.m.”

WORD ASSOCIATIONS:

“shooting” – another distraction from the forced vote on Pelosi’s Bill Saturday

“Gateway Center” – Pelosi’s bill is the GATEWAY to handing ALL AMERICANS, AND ILLEGALS over “lock, stock, and barrel” to a one-world government

“1000 Legion Place” – barry soetoro aka/alias barack hussein obama and his Commie/Socialist/Marxist/Maoist/Fascist/Islamic/Progressive legions are innumerable

ATTN: CONGRESS
AMERICANS ARE SAYING “NO! NO! NO!” WE DON’T WANT WHAT YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO SERVE TO YOURSELVES!
DOWN WITH THE HEALTHCARE/INSURANCE REFORM BILL!
DOWN WITH THE HEALTHCARE/INSURANCE REFORM BILL!
DOWN WITH THE HEALTHCARE/INSURANCE REFORM BILL!

Did not all roads lead to ROME as Nero fiddled while she burned?

IMPEACH barry soetoro aka/alias barack hussein obama
IMPEACH joe biden
IMPEACH nancy pelosi
IMPEACH hillary clinton

IMPEACH ONE RIGHT AFTER THE OTHER: BING! BA-DA-BING! BA-DA-BING! BING!

Once a Community Organizer, Always a Community Organizer
“Antagonize-Intimidate-Manipulate” – “Disrupt-Dismantle-Defeat”
* * * * * * * * * * * * *
“…And he called for his fiddlers three.”

TO AMERICAN TROOPS within/without our borders:
May GOD – THE ONLY LIVING GOD – go before you, behind you, beside you, with you

“S-A-L-U-T-E-!”

“And all who loved AMERICA arose, as one, to “Defeat-Dismantle-DESTROY” the Enemy without and within”

SteveZ71   November 6th, 2009 - 1:52 pm

You know what the best part that Glenn can take from this parody is?? Listen to how many people that are laughing, clapping, etc. They see the humor in this because apparently THEY ALL WATCH GLENN BECK!!! So with that being said Glenn has a bigger following and audience then he knowingly realized. Love ya Glenn…get well soon friend!!

Eric B   November 6th, 2009 - 1:52 pm

Jon is not a ‘has been’…….he’s a ‘never was’.
He’s just a self absorbed comedian wih an opinion.
He’s just mad because Glenn is exposing them all
for what they really are. Libs are like the kids
on the playground who do something bad and then
cry when you threaten to tell their parents.
This is what a lack of discipline has done to
this country.

You just know that Jon has 14th place trophy
somewhere in his attic. HAHAHA!

DontTaseMeBro   November 6th, 2009 - 2:01 pm

Jon Stewart is obviously deceived.

He has a comedic talent but making a living as a sarcastic twit is one of the lowest forms of humanism. That is because sarcasm too is said to be the lowest form of humor as its intent is to generally get laughs at someone else’s expense normally through lies and distorted truths. The pointed humor may not be funny to the victim but its funny to those who understand the barb as it feeds their intellectual egos.

Stewart constantly strokes the inflated egos of liberals by belittling those who disagree with a liberal philosophy as if they (liberal) have cornered the market on intellect.

Look back over the years and you will see how media has hyped the real or perceived intellectual weaknesses in republican and conservative politicians from Gerald Ford all the way through George W and Sarah Paiin but liberal heros, kings & queens are always the smartest people in the world (i.e., the Clintons and now Obama).

Its fake! Liberals are only full of themselves.

Eric B   November 6th, 2009 - 2:02 pm

NEWSFLASH: Making fun of someone doesn’t make
them wrong. It just means you don’t like them.

H2K   November 6th, 2009 - 2:04 pm

Cletus, once again a hilariously stupid argument! I have come to expect no less.

The fact that a government employee was called to rescue 5 citizens who were standing on government property means that the government employee was doing his/her job. The stricken citizens are probably taxpayers and have therefore paid for that service. The fact that it was government property probably required the government first response, with a backup from another service provider.

Were they taken to a government run hospital for treatment? Maybe GW Hospital (which is private, by the way)?

…so what does that have to do with a federal government take over of health insurance?

Do you dream up these weak arguments by yourself? Sounds like Rachel Maddow helps you.

Cletus' sister   November 6th, 2009 - 2:04 pm

yeah, keep on a workin so me and cletus’s babies can keep receiving those goverment checks and that yummy cheese cletus jr. is so fond of.

Katz   November 6th, 2009 - 2:05 pm

Now, you can see the resultant of a botched abortion !

jonwishes   November 6th, 2009 - 2:06 pm

Let’s see.

Jon needs ratings. Glenn gets ratings. Jon needs to keep his job.

Maybe… Nah. Jon would never attempt to bolster his own career by invoking BECK.

Oh, wait. Jon is a guy who will always stretch a lousy attempt at humor into every lame expression he’s ever practiced in front of a mirror. This is his normal post-joke pause. Sometimes, his facial punctuation is the only way viewers can tell that he’s just delivered his idea of a joke. Yeah. That’s the kind of guy that just might leech off of Glenn Beck.

But this Beck is a guy who punctuates every phrase with some sort of goofy expression, too. Regardless of his political perspectives, it’s the same act. Line. Goofy expression. Next. Line. Goofy expression. Next.

At least, when Beck does it, he’s punctuating ACTUAL ideas. ideas that happen to resonate with more viewers (me included) than do Jon’s feeble attempts at comedy. Isn’t Jon on the “Comedy” channel? He’s more suited for the “Please notice me” channel. It’s no wonder why Jon’s ratings blow.

Robert   November 6th, 2009 - 2:08 pm

Cue laugh track!

Eric B   November 6th, 2009 - 2:12 pm

Look at the libs get worked up man. LOL

I firmly believe that if Obama told them all to
go and kill in his name, they would.

Give him time.

Eric B   November 6th, 2009 - 2:17 pm

Jon is hoping that the Democrats will lower the
voting age to 10 so he can finally make his voice heard.

LibertyLakeRD   November 6th, 2009 - 2:24 pm

I LOVE Glenn Beck, and I would bet you anything that Beck would be laughing so hard at this that his side would hurt. This was good comedy people. Lighten up on all sides. We can laugh at Obama without beind called a racist. We can dress up in Halloween as a black singer without being called a racist. And we can sure as hell laugh with Jon Stewart when he does a great Glenn Beck skit, or with Frank Caliendo when he does a great Rush Limbaugh. Or when Frank C. does Charles Barkley, and Shaq in dark skin. Just get over the PC bs and learn to laugh a little.

Dbonnie24   November 6th, 2009 - 2:43 pm

I’m sorry Jon, but you’re not very funny. I never watch your show, and if I had to choose between your show and re-runs of Howdy Doody you would lose!!!
You are a no talent hack. Why don’t you talk about really funny people like Keith Overbite and Rachelle Madcow.
You are emabarassing to tell you the truth.

Hooter   November 6th, 2009 - 2:52 pm

Jon Stewart, wishes he had Glenn Becks viewership…..

GrasshopperQ   November 6th, 2009 - 3:11 pm

I’m right there with you, katy. I love Beck, and this parody brought tears of laughter.

Rexter is a Nazi   November 6th, 2009 - 3:13 pm

I’m Rexter, I would prefer that Americans like Beck be put in an oven. Thank you.

Arie   November 6th, 2009 - 3:15 pm

No Jon Stewart but it takes guts to make a real ass out of yourself like you have

hannajo   November 6th, 2009 - 3:54 pm

I’m a huge Beck fan, and I think this is very funny. My prediction is that Glenn will also think this is funny. Glenn doesn’t act like he is too good to be made fun of. He makes fun of himself all the time.

jenn   November 6th, 2009 - 3:59 pm

Glenn Beck loves humor, even he would probably laugh at the fun being poked at him here, if it didn’t hurt to laugh. I didn’t find Jon that funny…but he probably has to do something to get ratings, mentioning Glenn is all he’s got.

HaHa!   November 6th, 2009 - 3:59 pm

This was freak’n hilarious! The posts on it proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that CON-servative GOP’rs have absolutely NO sense of humor what so ever. So sad….What a dull lonely life they lead.

Larse   November 6th, 2009 - 3:59 pm

LOL!!! Stewart is a genius!!!!

YoYoMa   November 6th, 2009 - 4:05 pm

Awesomely funny!

But this is even funnier….and more deserving too… http://www.theonion.com/content/video/victim_in_fatal_car_accident

zooman   November 6th, 2009 - 4:06 pm

Stewart also did a GREAT rif on the whole Acorn videos. He is just playing to his audience. I find it kind of tacky but the whole blackboard thing is clearly a take off of Glenn Becks shtick. I can see how others might find it funny. I don’t often agree with stewart but as he is doing a comedy bit daily, he is going to drop a turd every so often. I find him far more credible than someone like Olberman who is just a liberal hack…IMHO

mattyc   November 6th, 2009 - 4:15 pm

I think that was quite the clever segment. Well done, Jon! I do think GB will find this fairly amusing.

Jana   November 6th, 2009 - 4:25 pm

I have been watching Jon Stewart since he was a MTV host back in the 80’s. He is funny, and his imitation of Glen Beck was pretty good. I am sure his intention was to discredit him, but once again, all it does is send more viewers to Beck’s program.

It’s Funny that no one can talk intelligently about Van Jones and his videos before he split under the cover of darkness, (thanks Beck) or the chairman of the NEA stepping down after the WH propaganda connection was exposed (thanks again Beck) or the SEI and ACORN connections (thanks Beck)- I don’t care what anyone else says, or how much they make fun of him, he is the only one exposing these people, and organizations, and they are people and organizations that I for one, do NOT want running the country.

Indy   November 6th, 2009 - 5:06 pm

Well I see Cletoris is back mocking his betters again with his brilliant commentary. Beck’s just the messenger, how about disproving what he says instead of exposing your ignorance. You see what your comments amount to are about the intelligence level of a five year old saying, Becks a poopy head.Beck just brings you the facts, either in video, or in writing, using their very own words as evidence. You may not like the message, or even the messenger, but until you disprove his evidence, you bring nothing to the argument. Well nothing but your own ignorance that is. But by all means, carry on with your childish comments, it’s evident, that’s all you’ve got.

Jack Kemp II   November 6th, 2009 - 5:08 pm

Just stopped by to see how the angry white folks are reacting. predictably not much perspective or sense of humor in evidence. stay angry!

Indy   November 6th, 2009 - 5:08 pm

Exactly right Jana. Funny how they can never attack the message, only the messenger.

Wow   November 6th, 2009 - 5:11 pm

the collective IQ of you right wing poop stains can’t be more than like 7. yo people seriously i think are mentally re*arded.

The Right Is Right   November 6th, 2009 - 5:16 pm

Cletus,
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

Your obvious “unnatural” physical attraction to John Stewart makes people a little uncomfortable and should just remain a well kept secret.

retiredat44   November 6th, 2009 - 5:17 pm

Jon is not funny… period… he needs a job,,,

Mags1234   November 6th, 2009 - 5:23 pm

I was hoping for a laugh but I didn’t think it was funny at all.

Karma   November 6th, 2009 - 5:30 pm

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ EVERYONE just patiently (watch) what happens to Jon……

U NO HOO   November 6th, 2009 - 5:53 pm

By over doing it, Stewart proves Beck’s points.

If Stewart had made it short and sweet he would have gotten a smile from me, as it is, I’m bored.

Jon Stewart, if you read this, brevity is the key. Hit and run.

Works every time.

Besides, does any significant part of Stewart’s audience get any part of what Stewart is saying?

U NO HOO   November 6th, 2009 - 5:56 pm

Stewart should take a few lessons from Rich Little.

U NO HOO   November 6th, 2009 - 6:06 pm

Jon, you forgot the Red Phone!

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