Jerry Brown: ‘I Have a Plan, I’ll Tell You After the Election’

While speaking to business leaders in Silicon Valley, California Democratic gubernatorial candidate Jerry Brown announces that he has a plan for the State's fiscal crisis, but he won't reveal it until after the election. At first we thought this was just a joke, but then we checked the candidate's web site. It's true, he doesn't have a plan.

September 8, 2010 at 11:09 am - Citizen Journalist
Dateline: California
mustafamonde   September 8th, 2010 - 11:12 am

Really? Sounds like he's taking his talking points from another democrat brain trust–Nancy "You'll learn about whats in the bill when we pass it." Pelosi. CA–you can do much better.

Talengtp   September 8th, 2010 - 11:12 am

Neither plan, nor clue

JohnK144   September 8th, 2010 - 11:12 am

Hey Jerry, I hope you do have a plan for after the election. You're going to have a lot of free time on your hands.

josiewales2   September 8th, 2010 - 11:14 am

haha …. Typical Politician assuming most people are morons

fantum   September 8th, 2010 - 11:15 am

Can you believe this jackass?

Is Jerry Brown collecting a pension for 29 years service after only serving 16?

The Mystery of Jerry Brown’s Pension… http://usataxpayer.org/htm/vids.asp?A=91768395

California… The land of fruits and nuts harvested by illegal aliens.

Hailodumbo   September 8th, 2010 - 11:15 am

…..same old moonbeam…

martifr   September 8th, 2010 - 11:16 am

Sure Jerry. Like pelosi said that we'd would have to wait what was in obamacare, AFTER it was passed.
You're done, Jerry. Time to pack it in.

NewRiverPatriot   September 8th, 2010 - 11:16 am

S C U M B A G!!!

Another typical california democrat…

Irondog   September 8th, 2010 - 11:16 am

Sadly there are maroons who will vote for this brain-dead idiot…again.

nelan72   September 8th, 2010 - 11:20 am

Do not poke fun at Nasty Pelosi she just might show you her real face and turn you into stone. He will show you his if she shows hers.

Subsalior   September 8th, 2010 - 11:23 am

Gov. MoonBeam strikes again…..

It's sad to see that someone like this idiot is drug off the scrap heap, dusted off and pushed into the public eye once more….

What a joke !

flytiegoode   September 8th, 2010 - 11:23 am

That's why we refer to them as the "Cereal State"

BobSalem   September 8th, 2010 - 11:23 am

He picked this up from Pukelosi…"you have to sign the bill to know whats in it". Change is inevitable, except from the dumocraps machine. This jerk really shows us that you're never too old to learn something stupid!

Deusexmachina   September 8th, 2010 - 11:24 am

all of his followers are…..

1Ladyliberty   September 8th, 2010 - 11:25 am

stupid is as stupid does..Ha HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

300weatherby   September 8th, 2010 - 11:25 am

Moonbeam brown has never had a clue . To those of you complicit in the murders of the Kennedy brothers: You are getting old, death awaits, where will you spend eternity? Confessing opens the door to repentance and the spirit of salvation through Jesus Christ, remember if you leave this world without Christ it is eternity in hell!

chicagomatt   September 8th, 2010 - 11:26 am

looks like Piglosi is his campaign adviser now.

tatankachief   September 8th, 2010 - 11:26 am

Here ya go …….. more proof that Aliens from another world came and bred with mentally deficient reptiles.

SuperCat   September 8th, 2010 - 11:26 am

thats as funny as that left wing dbag rahm thinking he'd be a good mayor…if corruption and marxism make him a good mayor then maybe he would be..I hope America is wide awake now. Guys like rahm and brown should be laughed into exile.

cdu4   September 8th, 2010 - 11:27 am

Ha ha! We have a plan for you Jerry! We will tell you AT the election!

chicagomatt   September 8th, 2010 - 11:28 am

i like 'Nanzi' better…

it's hilarious anytime there are a lot of comments with Pelosi mentioned or Barney Frank (Bonnie Fwank)… almost NOBODY spells their names correctly.

sachablue1   September 8th, 2010 - 11:28 am

I have a PLAN, too……. why don't you HOP on the Pacific 101….
HANG a right, toward the coastline…..
and keep on going…………. til' you HIT a coral "REEFER"………………ya' old, bald HIPPIE !!!

OH……. and by the way-
THROW that old FART, Pete Stark, in the trunk………. to feed to the fishies & sharks……..

gwar5   September 8th, 2010 - 11:29 am

He has a plan?? A plan??

Well, that's just great — it's so good he's going to keep it a secret. Must be some plan. Must be some big fat marxist plan.
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Justiceman   September 8th, 2010 - 11:30 am

Fruits and nuts……………….braindead Dems in California will fall for this one for sure.

olderandwiser1   September 8th, 2010 - 11:30 am

Jerry Brown: W-a-y past his expiration date…

SMFIII   September 8th, 2010 - 11:32 am

Here, I'll take a wild stab at it.

Brown's a Democrat, right?

So the plan will be

1.) Raise taxes

2.) Expand government

3.) Increase entitlements

4.) Raise taxes

Wadda ya think?

SMFIII   September 8th, 2010 - 11:33 am

"We have to pass the bill so you know what's in it."

Nancy Pelosi (D-Swamp Thing)

RightUnite   September 8th, 2010 - 11:35 am

He must have taken a page out of the botox queen's playbook!!! That is really funny!! Not original at all but very funny!!

Eileen for Freedom   September 8th, 2010 - 11:38 am

'LEAVE NO DEMOCRATZI 'LOON' STANDING IN NOVEMBER'!
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Is there something in the air in California that makes those in politics think they don't have to give account of their reasoning to get votes?

He is the male version of a Marie Antoinette Pelosi…you'll find out what is in it after we pass it!

Slugs…America! Enemies of the Republic! Get rid of them!
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HERE IS A GREAT LINK TO FIND OUT HOW THESE SLUGS VOTED ON ALL THAT TRILLION DOLLAR DEBT:

http://ontheissues.org/default.htm

TexasStomp   September 8th, 2010 - 11:38 am

DAYS LATE AND BILLIONS OF DOLLARS SHORT ON THAT ONE, MOONBEAM.

WE ALREADY TRIED IT WITH NANCY AND HC.

DIDN'T WORK OUT WELL.

Navy Gentleman   September 8th, 2010 - 11:42 am

Jerry Brown Unveils Plan for 500,000 Green Jobs, Czar
By Katie Fehrenbacher Jun. 15, 2010, 10:10am PDT

California gubernatorial hopeful Jerry Brown unveiled a green jobs plan today that he says will create a half a million green jobs and will appoint a “Renewable Energy Jobs Czar.”

Guess that didn't work out…. LOL

"The strangest part of the ceremony, if you ask me, was the introduction of state legislators by Assembly Speaker John Pérez, with applause for each of them. You'd think that with such an embarrassing legislative session having just ended with no budget agreement in sight, no legislator would leave home without a bag over his head. Unless, of course, they were Democrats attending a labor rally."
latimes.com

wonder_all2   September 8th, 2010 - 11:48 am

If you actually intend to vote for Brown then we must assume that you are either A)brain dead or B) on Acid. Who in their right mind would cast a vote for that has been? I mean seriously.

rightthoughts   September 8th, 2010 - 11:50 am

TIME TO GET BEATEN BY A GIRL ……… HA, HA, HA ……………. TYPICAL JACKASS.

Temple62   September 8th, 2010 - 11:50 am

Whisper it in my ear so you will not be embarrassed at my laughter!

sistyugler1   September 8th, 2010 - 11:52 am

Shut up, Jerry, you gasbag. You're polluting the air.

smellyfinger   September 8th, 2010 - 11:52 am

His plan is to be Governor
and eat for free as the people starve

CatOnGlue   September 8th, 2010 - 11:53 am

Here's the plan he doesn't want to tell you about:

1. Get Marijuana Legalization on the ballot to bring the slackerds to the ballot box
2. Get said slackerds to vote for me becuase I love to give away free stuff.
3. Win election.
4. Ask Federal Gov't for a bailout.
5. Receive Fed Gov't rejection letter because the Repubs won the House and Senate.
6. Kick the can down the road while the Calif. Assembly and Senate squabble and accomplish nothing
7. Continue to collect my checks and pad my retirement benefits.
8. When the next governor adopts this mess – the state goes bankrupt after the Fed. House and Senate provide him/her the tools to do so.

Diptera   September 8th, 2010 - 11:54 am

The only plan you will need is one for a new way to make money that doesn't involve stealing it from the people's treasury. I sincerely hope you have to live in the world you created for everyone else as the founders intended elected reps to do.

We have a plan too – it's called the election of Nov, 2010 and you won't have to ASK – you will know.

sachablue1   September 8th, 2010 - 11:54 am

NO, Honey———-that dress "Doesn't" make you look FAT……

Common_Man   September 8th, 2010 - 11:55 am

I live in California and I ain't laughin'.

Common_Man   September 8th, 2010 - 11:56 am

"No, I'm here LEGALLY. I just lost my papers in the Home Depot parking lot."

LuKuj   September 8th, 2010 - 11:57 am

Don't be too sure! Too many in California will vote for anyone or anything with a D after its name. If this man is elected, Californians deserve the further bankruptcy and collapse of their state that will ensue. I just feel sorry for those who don't vote for him and will have to put up with him anyway. Perhaps they can all move.

SassyFrasse   September 8th, 2010 - 12:00 pm

"The check is in the mail.

•This (tax and restriction) won't hurt (deadbeats) a bit.

•Black (Presidents are) is Beautiful.

and………………… like, let's totally compare our moon beams after the vote, dude.

RightUnite   September 8th, 2010 - 12:04 pm

Well then, looks like you have a big job to do…… Kick the bums to the curb, that would be a good start.

RightWingStuff   September 8th, 2010 - 12:05 pm

Excellent.

ObummerSucks   September 8th, 2010 - 12:08 pm

Smokin weed again.

delano   September 8th, 2010 - 12:09 pm

He knows the people won’t vote for him if he tells what his plan is.

Here’s his plan: more environmental regulations on businesses and higher taxes. Great plan, huh?

HelloLiars   September 8th, 2010 - 12:10 pm

Why is Moonbeam using that sad John Boehner rhetorical tactic ? Funny stuff.

I'll tell you about my intricate , economically sound policies ….LATER !

Lightrider   September 8th, 2010 - 12:13 pm

YEAH, AFTER WE PASS IT THEN I'LL TELL YOU. GO SMOKE ANOTHER JOINT JERK.

SassyFrasse   September 8th, 2010 - 12:13 pm

In highschool, I voted for Ronald Reagan for California governor –

…and you ain’t no Ronald Reagan.

tiredofit2010   September 8th, 2010 - 12:13 pm

sounds about right to me…

tiredofit2010   September 8th, 2010 - 12:14 pm

and quit funding all those illegal aliens and their anchor spawn!! That'll save about 52 mil in LA country alone…

HelloLiars   September 8th, 2010 - 12:21 pm

Better than Arnold without pecks on the GOP side. her plan is to finish the destruction of our state that arnold almost completed.

HelloLiars   September 8th, 2010 - 12:22 pm

Lets vote in Meg so she can show us how two terms of GOP rule can ruin a state faster than an out of control wildfire. Did you guys not learn your lesson with the Terminator ?

lib_hater   September 8th, 2010 - 12:23 pm

O.K. John Kerry.

bobmc2   September 8th, 2010 - 12:24 pm

Bag 'o Shit!

lib_hater   September 8th, 2010 - 12:28 pm

The Terdinator's first term was GOP light. His second was full on liberal. CA helped him ruin itself.

Nodhimmi   September 8th, 2010 - 12:28 pm

One of the original neo-commies.

SMFIII   September 8th, 2010 - 12:29 pm

Errr, liar, you wanna take a stab at translating that into English?

cewest   September 8th, 2010 - 12:34 pm

Isn't that just like Pelosi's "You have to pass it to find out what it contains!!!"!!!!!

Frankie33   September 8th, 2010 - 12:34 pm

I really don't what is in the plan but as we go along we will find out–higher taxes, more red tape, and more gifts to the public unions. Easy to understand Jerry's plan.

MrRight   September 8th, 2010 - 12:35 pm

Earth to Jerry, Earth to Jerry, Do you read me Jerry? Most candidates have what is called a "Platform". Jerry the "platform" is your plan for the future should the CA Coo Coos elect you. Aw, what the hell, you're their kinda guy. Now that I think about it your a shoo in.

itsjustmeLLFMC   September 8th, 2010 - 12:36 pm

Its Nancy Pelosi in a suit and tie, who knew she was a cross dresser??

Wake up California!!! Its time to Grow UP, put down the bong, and pull your heads out of your collective asses! If ya keep going (not just democrat, but…) screaming liberal democrat, the rest of America is gonna have to dis-own you! You guys are an embarrassment, so WAKE UP CALIFORNIA!

barkingbird   September 8th, 2010 - 12:36 pm

SHUT UP, AIN'T GOT NOTHING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SDbatboy   September 8th, 2010 - 12:39 pm

Make that millions of maroons.

Chicken_Shitte   September 8th, 2010 - 12:40 pm

Ahhhh, You beat me to the "you have to pass it to see what's in it" comment

HelloLiars   September 8th, 2010 - 12:41 pm

A GED is nothing to be ashamed of. You can do it SMFIII. dream big.

RightWingStuff   September 8th, 2010 - 12:41 pm

Of course not, he's a DemoRat.

HelloLiars   September 8th, 2010 - 12:43 pm

Hold on, he was the second coming of Reagan. I remember all the calls for changing the Constitution ( the first of many by the GOP) to get arnold on the 2016 ballot for President !!! LOL where are all those petitions that Fox and Rush were clamouring for ? I keep looking for them at WalMart. they were there for months and dissapeared. LOL

Mariposadan   September 8th, 2010 - 12:46 pm

If you weren't living in California when this idiot was governor, you may not remember his arrogance.
My mom was the equivalent of a Scout Troop (Grizzly Club) leader for him when he visited Yosemite each summer. She's a dyed-in-the wool liberal and she won't vote for him because he hasn't changed since then.

SMFIII   September 8th, 2010 - 12:47 pm

Ah, more projection from the reactionary leftist mook.

Now, you wanna give us a translation of that sense free post?

Sister_Mary   September 8th, 2010 - 12:49 pm

Dang California !!! Is this the best you got ? really? yo go to the dump and pull out some old smelly sock ?? I am so glad I am out of your state .. I grew up there and loved it but my values are not yours… You sir, are no Ronald Regan….

Good luck with that sock !!!!

Chicken_Shitte   September 8th, 2010 - 12:50 pm

What's with it with these democrats, (i.e. – Pelosi's "you have to pass it to see what's in it" and now Jerry's comment) and the wait until its too late to find out what you're getting stuck with?

This kind of reminds me of Christmas (yes, I said that word) when I was a just a kid. Back then we wrote our letters to Santa and asked for all the best toys, which my parents couldn't afford. And then, Christmas Day we were disappointed we didn't get what we asked for but settled for the things we received not realizing there was no such thing as Santa.

It is my postulation most democrats still believe in Santa and are asking for all the things their parents (government) can't afford.

puck30   September 8th, 2010 - 12:52 pm

Yeah sure Jerry,,,,,,I'll support you…….but I can't open the box until after I elect you.

You know what Joe Pesci would say after hearing this………getdaf*#@outahereeeeeeeeee!

TheRightWing   September 8th, 2010 - 12:58 pm

Oh yeah, and we have to pass the Health Care bill before we find out what's in it. FEH!

TheRightWing   September 8th, 2010 - 12:59 pm

Both share the flakes.

melli50   September 8th, 2010 - 1:04 pm

This guy is hilarious.

welovetheUSA   September 8th, 2010 - 1:07 pm

California can't be stupid enough to elect this guy Again……?

killdevil   September 8th, 2010 - 1:14 pm

Jerry's plan . . . after the election . . Jerry will live in a van down by the river

dgleon   September 8th, 2010 - 1:20 pm

I lived in California during this nut job's tenure as Governor. He had no plan then and he has no plan now. He really is a nut job. I am not being sarcastic. He's nuts!

malachi_e_deus   September 8th, 2010 - 1:40 pm

You'd need a functional brain to formulate a plan.

BHO_UMM_UMM_UMM   September 8th, 2010 - 1:40 pm

You'd better plan on a non-government job after the election.

everette18294   September 8th, 2010 - 1:40 pm

Of course he has a plan. Like all Liberal /Progressives he wants to show you how smart he is and run/ruin your life.

Thale_Taxurfeet   September 8th, 2010 - 1:45 pm

The joke might be on the larger us if Moonbeam is elected by the voting wastrels of the once great, pioneering state of California. And afterwards, when the inevitable economic push rams shove in the stern, our lame duck POTUSINO gathers the remaining flock of statist goslings, to shove through a bailout via printing some more debt with which to temporarily float the Kalifornicators a little farther on their way to oblivion .

An obscene joke that would not surprise me in the least, but there it is.

BarryBinInhalin   September 8th, 2010 - 1:55 pm

Trust Jerry. Really. He's gonna make ganga legal and will deliver a Linda Ronstadt CD to every CA citizen.

Joker.

Michael65   September 8th, 2010 - 1:56 pm

He was governor once before and he’s Polesi’s a**-wipe for California. I suspect every dope-head, suschi eater, and Markist in CA will vote for this guy. Can’t wait to see the secret plan from this left-behind-punk.

kimdi01   September 8th, 2010 - 1:57 pm

Princess Nancy ("We won't know what is in the bill until we pass it.") and the Imam Obama ("I believe in 'Change.' ") have rubbed off on Hippy Jerry. Pure
political speak meaning I won't tell you what it is until after you have accepted that I know what I'm doing, even if I don't, and then it will be too late for you.
At least there is one honest Democrat: Harry Reid. He admits he doesn't have a clue so he doesn't do anything just so he can't be blamed when it all falls apart.

ladydee1213   September 8th, 2010 - 1:59 pm

This sounds exactly like the Dem's when it came to the heatlcare taxover..Couldnt tell us what was in it, because they didnt read it..BUT Promised, we;'d love it after they voted for it and passed it! what's with these people, Dont they think AMERICANS are smarter then this?? I guess since some states keep re-electing these Liberals..they probably think that we arent that smart!

tiredofit2010   September 8th, 2010 - 2:01 pm

Of course not, he's a dimocRAT….FIFY

tiredofit2010   September 8th, 2010 - 2:03 pm

no thanks I don't care to see her @ss or his….

Thale_Taxurfeet   September 8th, 2010 - 2:07 pm

I'll attempt a WAG translation based on my previous exposure to Leftist-speak.

I think that the peck remark was intended to indicate that the candidate running against Moonbean, Meg Whitman is pec less. Peck being a less than clever form of pec, short for pectoral muscles. Whether true or not, I neither know or care.

As far as California's budget process, and holding the Governor solely responsible, *snort* step into The Twilight Zone and take a look at the process http://www.dof.ca.gov/fisa/bag/process.htm

As squared away as a soup sandwich.

Jethro212   September 8th, 2010 - 2:09 pm

Guys quit being mean, he doesn't know the plan yet, George Soros hasn't explained it yet.

zipperhead12   September 8th, 2010 - 2:13 pm

Wake up California or you're not going to have a state left.

SMFIII   September 8th, 2010 - 2:14 pm

"As squared away as a soup sandwich."

ROTFLMAO

That has to be military.

Thale_Taxurfeet   September 8th, 2010 - 2:16 pm

I think you summed up his constituents pretty well. But I've not lived in Cailfornia for over, make that right at forty years. And for good reason.

Time flies…

SMFIII   September 8th, 2010 - 2:18 pm

" remember all the calls for changing the Constitution"

No there weren't, liar.

Troy_In_Dallas   September 8th, 2010 - 2:19 pm

Jerry Moonbeam Pelosi? Come on Kaleeeforneeea, is this the best you have to offer? Errr, I mean "Que"?!

Viking   September 8th, 2010 - 2:26 pm

Jerry Brown is proof positive that being a professional democratic politician kills brain cells!!!

Thale_Taxurfeet   September 8th, 2010 - 2:26 pm

One of only a few that I can share that are G rated. :-)

smoke ranch   September 8th, 2010 - 2:32 pm

Ya he has a plan. The same old plan that has bankrupt California.

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