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Well,, he's not teleprompter trained yet! Obama is still safe.

heyba alba whatba youba doinba

Hope he runs for president in 2012

You gotta admit – Sharpton is a better journalist than Obama is a president.

Bah hahaha!

Drunk is bad. Stupid is bad. Drunk and stupid is Al Sharpton.

OMG ROFL, I can't stop laughing…he's definitely out done himself here. WOW.

I still don't understand how this guy has a job at all.

Affirmative action at it's ugliest.

It's nice to have some comedic rellief for the news these days.

At his worst he's still better and more entertaining than Olberman and that lesbian chick will ever be!

Like Obama, Rev. Brawley-Sharpton is simply in over his head. MSNBC needs to give Al a megaphone and some "shake-down" incentives — then he'd be in his element and would do fine.

With his articulate manner and natural abilities he will soon be a Obama czar…..

Actually he is the walking, talking? embodiment of our presidents policies.

BAAFOONNN:}

BEST video on BB in years! roflmao

Drat! I thought I was going to be treated to hearing Al "Freddies' Fashion Mart" not-so Sharpton resign, but the clip was funny, anyway.

"Oh hell, I've said, wrong something, talking I must keep, in order to idiot, not look like, too late, it is I think."

The guy is fantastic. I dare you to try and say that many words and still be able to make sure that none of them make any sense. I dare you to do that yourself.

This reversal of verbs makes him sound kind of like Yoda.

Pretty much what I'd expect.

The best part is that it's only gonna get better.

I watched the first half of this and Sharpton failed the audition miserably. I was embarrassed for him and I don't even like him.

He can't help it !

He's got that order of "baby-back-ribs" that he just sent out for on his mind…..

Not to mention that "crack" he just did….

Thank you Al Sharpton for all you are doing for NBC

I can barely type a thought because I'm laughing so hard right now…ow, my sides hurt already, and it's only been a couple of minutes.

I dunno, maybe he finally sobered up and he's not very good at it?

It's particularly painful when you feel sorry for people you despise and know are going straight to hell.

Sweet Tidy Bowl Jeebus skipping on the blue toilet water…I ….got nothing. Epic. Just….epic.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah quit it….
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I think the first American in space could do a better job. Now, what was that chimp's name again?

Rev. Al much take some must needed lessons in reading the teleprompter. Maybe the must despised Broke Hussein el Bama could be of assistance.

he has marbles in his mouth AND his brain.

Sharpy not the sharpest tool in the tool box for sure…

I cant imagine what theyre paying for that brand of bullsheet?

Right now…I'D TAKE HIM!!!!!

Did he say, "Munch!?"
He is so going to get fat again!

Payoff for giving his blessing/pushing the comcast deal w nbc.

This IS the funniest thing I have EVER seen! Introducing the new "Ghetto Ron Burgundy"

I'm Ghetto Burgundy…..Stay slummy Chicago! Saturday Night Live USED TO BE FUNNY in the 80's and is really missing out on some "classic" material if they werent so scared of the Liberals! EVEN MORE FUNNY is how NBC takes him seriously….I heard Carrot Top is ALSO looking for work NBC..maybe he could be the new Weatherman!

THE REST OF THE WORLD IS LAUGHING AT US and this is EXACTLY WHY! "I'm Ghetto Burgundy"…"Stay Slummy NBC!"

One word…..BUFFOON!

The folks at NBC are geniuses !

This guy will keep us in side splitting laughter for a long time to come…

They have to have known what they were doing at NBC….there is no other explanation….

Verbal diarrhea at its finest!

Ah NBC. The gift that keeps on giving.

Cmon MSNBC, Are you sure some dingy broad at personnel didnt mix Als paperwork up and accidentally sent the "real" correspondent to SNL? Now youre insulting the intelligence of people who are actually stupid!

My grandpa did the same thing before he had a stroke.

Say what?

This guy needs a promotion to treasury secretary

Oh damn, am I drunk ?? He makes as much sense as "Obummer"

The guy is truly an IMBECILE and so is the moron at NBC who hired him. The worst token of all time. This is much to easy.

Wish I'd have said what you did ! ….. too good !!!!!

Sorry, That is just so fn funny, I just cant stop laughing. It is priceless.I thought he was just filling in for someone like Madcow or Shults but he replaced them? What are they doing at that company. They are as bad as Washington in runing the show. On the other hand I get it. We Just might need comedy in that time slot. Now I get it. LOL lol I cant stop laughing

Try this, Al: Who plucks figs for the fig plucker's daughter while the old fig plucker's out plucking figs?

……………aarrrrg…………can't type…………ribs hurt………..can't stop laughing……………..help me……………

I was gonna say that!

Priceless … (pssst, Al, you shouldn't gargle with a gallon of applejack before your spot) … can you imagine the pride his family must feel after that gaff?

Sharpton and Obama … clueless and incompetent together … (and Biden too)

I'm considering Sharpton is illiterate. Facts are piling up.

Let's went to Wisconson! Why? Because we much!

X.

Like I stated before, Look at Barry's friends the terrorist Bernardine Dorn, Bill Ayers, both stated they wanted to start a Revolution, and they stated if they lose 25 million people so be it. I completely convinced that they want to start a class-warfare Revolution. He sat in Rev.Wright church for over 20 years that B&^^%$%%d is a Black theology-thinking-racist bigot. Barry also stated that he wanted to Rise up a Private ARMY that was just as well-funded as the US MILITARY. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE HE STATED THAT YOU CAN FIND IT ON You-tube. I think we are in Trouble.

Does he know that he is an ass? Or is he so utterly hollow that he has no clue what is happening?
He has to have an IQ below 50.

You officially WIN the internets. Best comment I've seen in a loooooong time.

I thinka oldba Al be dranking…

You hit that one out of the park.

"Wish I'd have said what you did !"

Thank you Barking Bird.
(Great handle BTW :~)

Please consider it as having been said on behalf of all.

I hope they never fire him.

I don't have mustch more to say about that. He said it all.

He was reading what he wrote for the teleprompter.

MUCH MOUTH MUSHES!!!

Sorry but my IQ is too high to play the Al game.

to a tune from the Wizard of Oz, Follow the MoonBat Road

We're off to see the negro
the stupidest negro of all
because, because, because, because
he barely reads english at all
he does not romp with the telepromp
his life is made up of racial pomp
follow the moonbat road!

65 posts and not a single troll, I mean not one troll has anything to say …. I can hardly type here shaking with laughter!!!???!!!

I must ax y'all what pacifically is wrong with his diction?

I hope he didn't have a stroke. If he wasn't drunk, he may want to see a doctor.

Any bets on how long Sharpton will last?

I think I just pissed myself.

lmao

Oh, you KNOW MSNBC is wetting themselves, having their lawyers go over the contract Sharpton signed to see how they can cut their losses and dump that illiterate fool.

Then Sharpton must have been having small strokes his whole life.

Damn my sides hurt so good !!!! ROFLMAO How did this bonehead ever get a law degree – his producers must be just cringing – at what point do they throw in the towel and pull out the hook ? Any guesses ? How do we start a pool ? BTW just some funnier than $$hit snarky comments here ? And he so richly deserves everyone of 'em ……

The best thing about this clip is that Al Sharpton is the best NBC can get?!! Ideology over Journalistic Integrity is no way to run a news outlet! Says alot about the state of affairs at NBC!

Any bets on how long it will take them?

the gift that keeps giving, like herpes

I wonder if he tastes peppermint or almonds or anything weird like that when he speaks. It might be a stroke.

I don't speak Russian, but Yeltsin drank more and made more sense.

That's like asking why Barney Frank keeps getting re-elected. No he does not know he is an ass, because he is surrounded by like thinking asses.

"Weird AL" Sharpton — Affirmative Action poster child.

He is the direct result of why Affirmative Action is a stupid, Liberal idea.

Think of all the over-qualified broadcasters who were turned down by NBC…they are at home right now laughing hysterically at the NBC producers who didn't hire them…they said "NO, we're soory…but we feel that Rev. Al Sharpton is much better qualified than you are …sorry"

in liberal circles this guy is hailed as a genius

Did Al just have a TIA on air?

Let us recogitate upon the recalictrance of the reprehensible and renew the restorative. Lest we foget the tribulation and trials of the tabernacle and find temptation troubling our tenacity. Oh sorry, that's Jesse.

Yeah. And don't forget the watermelon. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Looking at Sharpton's visage with Tom Brokaw's theme song on the sound track is jarring enough. If it were the Huntley-Brinkley Report's theme song, it would be much worse. It was Beethoven's 9th Symphony, 2nd movement. Two more contrasting extremes of civilization are hard to imagine.

Obama. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. The coloreds and their uncanny resemblance to apes. Amazing.

Does Fox have a token?

Mushmouth to the rescue!

I was not aware that he had a degree. I don't see in in his bio. I was seriously considering contacting the accreditation folks.

That is so funny. And not racist in the least. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Imagine if that was your audition tape – LMFAO!

You would NEVER, and I mean NEVER, get a freaking job. And this moron, racists, _____ has his own show. If he had an self-awareness he would take himself off the air. Worse than a Rodeo Clown!

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Keepin it real, real dumb.

What a dope! Congratulations NBC for stepping up to the plate and hiring the dumbest anchor of all time! We are amused at your expense.

much must or mush? Wow…..

Come on now ,,,, give him a break. It's clear he was speaking to the Klingons in the crowd.

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