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She was demonstrating what Obama has been doing to the United States?

A woman with experience with baseball bats?

This woman is the reason why many wish lawyers would all burn in hell for eternity.

As a victim of rape herself, she sure has put that behind her…..pause……….to commit rape to the profession of law in America.

Probably the only kind she can get.

Looks like she's pretty familiar with that movement! What a bonebag!

Crude ALWAYS begins with C R U D !

WERE THERE LITTLE GIRLS IN THAT ROOM WHEN SHE WAS DOING THAT?

What a F-ing PIG !

I was going to comment on this when I realised that
I just don't give a flying rats a$$ about this moonBAT!

insane

Hummm …..

The moonbats are coming ?

Allred is the type of lying conniving lawyer that even other lawyers get disgusted over.

That was good Randy!

is she showing how she sucks the big one?
what a TRAMP

I agree Dave ..& why was that demonstration necessary for the news? should be in court room only if necessary at all.

"Gloria Allred Simulates Sex With Baseball Bat During Press Conference"

……breathlessly, All-Red admitted to the press that this was the best sexual encounter she had had in decades!

Wait. What?

hehehehe!!!

…and will continue to do til thrown out of office.

duh! The big end

She looks all serious and bored but she is sooooooooooooo excited. It's the closest she been to gettin' some since, well since…. What was the point of that? As if people don't know….

'OOOOO, I just love that nob'. You can tell, by her sly itsy-bitsy smile..

Alex Rodriguez and Darryl Strawberry were AllRed.

Actually, she's quite the media whore. I bet is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Guessing why? SHE WISHES!

Who speaks for the baseball bat being degraded like that! Get that baseball bat a lawyer!

watch for splinters tonite gloria..

Mighty Casey is grossed out.

You know she has a much bigger bat at home.. And it's motorized!!

Just askin', is all.—

Here's the TMZ story… http://www.tmz.com/2011/04/26/gloria-allred-gay-s...

I was curious as to why she would do this type of thing in front of children…..

wow, I wonder if the batter tried to hold up but couldnt?? (add your own pine tar joke here)

Yep, and no lubrication, so that's why we are hurting.

Can someone tell me how to remove chicken salad from a computer screen without destroying the monitor's surface because I just SPIT out my entire first bite of lunch all over it when I saw this awful lawyer workin' and jerkin' the bat!

She would crap on a cracker and eat it on a video clip if she was sure she got publicity out of it.

Car battery I hear.

so many jokes, so little time…so who thinks she was choking up too much???

She uses the big end though..

Won't someone throw that dog a bone? Where's Clinton? How 'bout Jesse? He a lady's man! If she had any money ol' Kerry might do 'er!

Anything for a buck…..

The bat is the only thing that will not run away from Gloria.

Not even dinner and a movie!

I just threw up a little.

Gloria Alred has just been hired by John Boehner and Mitch McConnell to represent the GOP in the DOMA lawsuit. F ing Hilarious.

And it was probably the best sex she has ever had!

Sales of baseball bats to liberals are going to boom.

Look, they even have product placement in courtroom re-enactments. Louisville Sluggers are going to be the preferred brand for lesbos and Democrap Congressmen.

I'm speechless. I can't imagine why she would have to demonstrate this to anyone.
Was she trying to demonstrate what happens to the country If Obama is re-elected?

Only a Libtard
would think of a Baseball Bat
as a way to get your rocks off.

I can't stop laughing long enough to comment……what an idiot !

Clearly, she knows what she is doing….

Another liberal assault by a completely dishonest lawyer. I see baseball players being taught how to dress a bat all the time. Baseball coaches approach everyone with a bat, a glove, a ball or whistle. To the father with the kids, don't worry they get better instruction on the real sex act in school. You know, proper fisting with the right lube, oral pleasures for the gals and condoms for all with a cuke…… Hypocrites. The worst thing is she actually had an orgasm during the display. These are the people running / ruining this nation. Happy yet?

Gloria Allred is a media whore she always has too be in the news and this odd press conference shows more what a loser she is and yeah she is a obama cheerleader as well she did the bidding of Gov. Moonbeam

Gloria should simulate her head as a baseball, so someone could crack that dumb B***ch!

She's not THE reason, but she's definitely a reason. A good reason at that.

No, what makes me wish lawyers would burn in hell is the destruction, at any cost, they continue burden us all with in order to fatten their wallets. Everyone is sue this, sue that, easy money, no personal responsibility. Did you know, "YOU MAY BE ENTITLED" to compensation! The result, companies can't innovate as easily for fear of lawsuits. That effects everything from the car you drive, to the food you eat to the medicine that may or may not be available some day to save your life. Tort reform is needed, and is well overdue.

Note also that many in congress are lawyers, especially those "representing" the left. Another good reason to hate them.

Gee, with that in mind, I wonder why serious tort reform hasn't been a priority?

Its a seminar on how defense lawyers get ahead in the field of criminal law.

Couldn't Gloria just borrow a cigar from Slick Willie?

And no "Happy Ending" ?

The most fun she's had in years.

Gloria should be careful…she's going to give lawyers a bad name.

I'll never look at Louisville Slugger the same….

This is the next lesson after the banana and condom for the kindergartenrs.

She makes the demonstration —in front of children—to explain why this traumatized children. Makes perfect sense to a liberal, I guess. Remember, it's all about the CHILDREN, stupid!

And the father is too greedy to realize he's being used as a dupe.

Ballbat! Wow! She could have used a baby dill pickle.

She's not demonstrating – that's how she pleasures herself.

Mistress Gloria………………….

Gloria – is the lady who admitted she was here illegally gone yet? You got your Brown elected .. is she gone ? has the business who let's illegals in been shut down ?

Oh love how the kids were sitting there in the video.. such class …..

Can't stand this idoit…………that bat , well she is the best example of a bat.

SO, GLORIA BATS LEFTY.

gotcha.

I see why she prefers the bat.
5 mins with her and I would be flaccid too.Zing!

Its taking everything he (the guy playing the vagina) has not to lose it.

Who is the stooge playing the vagina in this video?

The baseball bat is in rehab after being violated by allRED!!!

How do you tighten up an Allred? Stick a ham in and pull out the bone.

This must be a demonstration using methmaxist's sphincter. Notice how it is wide open in anticipation of penetration and it winks at the bat?

…because that's the only way she knows sex these days?

Gloria… Gloria… Gloria…
……You can only dream

Not only is Gloria giving Louisville Slugger a bad name…
…..she's also giving them a bad odor.

OOO kinky, but that's our Gloria…

You have to kick start it.

You can tell it's her own bat. She knows the balance point.

I heard the bat is in the U.S. illegally… I see that it's working it way to get amnesty… any way it can.

I haven't the foggiest clue as to what this was all about. Does anyone know what mental institution this escaped from? I'm sure there's a story behind this, but for the life of me, I don't get it.

The bat has filed for a PFA.

OK, now that conjures up images I never thought I would have to experience…did not even view the video…headline says it all… :~0

just askin…. he he h e

…or perhaps a hotdog in a boxcar…

She would know…brings new meaning to the term "batter up"…Allred to bat: are you there yet?

The guy's wondering how he got himself into this situation & realizes at that moment he'll be known as Gloria Allred's batboy for the rest of his life.

I'll ask the obvious.

WHY?

I'm sure she has her vibrator mounted on a Husqvarna chainsaw motor.

Which one is the bat?

No wonder she's Allred

Gloria and the Libs reach yet another new low.
Let's take BACK ALL HOUSES OF POWER,
JUDICIAL, NEWS, POLITICAL, EDUCATIONAL.

END THE DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
THESE ARE THE PEOPLE TEACHING OUR CHILDREN!

Wait, are you telling us, they actually don't burn in hell for eternity?

Is there an adult on the planet who actually needs such a demo?

This woman could make a wooden bat go limp.
I could come up with about 20 or so other suitable wise cracks if requested.

Allred has proven time and time again what a media whore she is.
Giving her airtime just feeds the beast that she is.

YEP…same old in and out routine she practices everyday! Except now she's actually using graphics to describe it….sheeeeeeeesh!

Is not this a crime of Child Pornography or Child Endangerment or Child ABUSE?
Have we lost our minds?

I'm thinking PAY-PER-VIEW event!!

Here is the audio of Gloria getting off http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dP8MuROFF8&fe... .

So Dawg did you pay the reporter in the back of the room to ask her to do it again?

This needs to be preserved forever and pulled out anytime this bimbo gets in the public's eye for any reason. Just show the part of her slipping the baseball bat back and forth to indicate what she's doing to the rule of law at that particular moment. This woman gives the .0001% of attorneys who are decent human beings a bad name.

Well that's about enough to dissuade just about anyone from anything amorous. I'm going to have to agree with a European friend of mine for once. No wonder Americans are low-key romantically.

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