‘Gay’ Reporter Strips in Plea for George Clooney’s Affection

"It's always embarrassing when you take one real swing for the fences and it just falls flat."

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September 8, 2009 at 9:01 pm - CNN
Dateline: Venice, Italy
Forniclooney   September 8th, 2009 - 9:20 pm

It’s a ripoff of the Triumph The Insult Comic Dog guy from Conan O’Brien! Nakedboy here doesn’t even have his own accent! Anyway, if you know ANYTHING as a journalist, you know there are three things you don’t want to block George from:

[1] Any mirror – the larger the better.

[2] The endless stream of concubines that he “entertains” at his appropriately narcissitic hedonistic little love castle before throwing them to the curb and using someone else, or…

[3] The Kool Aid that he drinks to defend any issue that might otherwise result in anyone in the world doing anything that self-loving George doesn’t approve of.

What a hero! What a……”man”?

Brigit   September 8th, 2009 - 9:28 pm

You’re right there, FC! George fancies himself as Sean Connery, always has, even his carefully practiced mannerisms, but ain’t even qualified to begin to lick the underside of Connery’s boots! Connery would never reflexively support everything without thinking. Clooney only got famous because he came up with and rode the coattails of JFK Jr. through the years until John Jr. died. He is just another celebrity for the sake of celebrity and nothing else. He doesn’t have anything else to show that isn’t all about him. Every public event he is always looking around to see where the cameras are that are pointed at him. These dudes should actually do something for people or the world without always having to have some publicity payback in spades. That’s the mark of greatness.

Hooter   September 8th, 2009 - 11:10 pm

This seem like at Borat setup,

Darwind   September 8th, 2009 - 11:13 pm

Even when they’re hetrosexual stars try to be manly, they come off looking gay!
Look at Richard Chamberlin and Raymon Burr, nobody had a clue that they were gay,
but Brad Pitt (who is probably hetrosexual) looks like homosexual being led around
by his husand-Angelina Jolie! Clooney looks like one of Dr. Frankenstien’s rejects.

Hollywood has no class anymore, either.

Trent   September 9th, 2009 - 12:45 am

I bet that room smells.

CommonSense   September 9th, 2009 - 9:51 am

George Clooney is another one of those self appointed EXPERTS on the world. Nothing but a silver spooned drop out.
How’s that Darfur thing going Looney Hollywood types? Shut up and act!

duncan   September 9th, 2009 - 10:18 am

Go on George, Take a walk on the wild side.

Zina   September 10th, 2009 - 11:15 am

I wonder how much George paid the guy to strip down for him? Anything for a little more press I guess….

ghost of Michael Jackson   September 10th, 2009 - 12:54 pm

just ask the fruits in Maysville,Ky.,george likes his boys young.

Gene L   September 13th, 2009 - 4:50 am

Pathetic sycophants are everywhere. I am sure this loser loves ole’ “Hope and Change”

Luffa my back, George?

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