‘Fever Mix’: The Poetic Stylings of Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.

"Wow. I am so glad you read that."

December 17, 2009 at 11:47 am - Naked Emperor News
Dateline: New York, NY
Jerry Phillips   December 17th, 2009 - 12:02 pm

Ack, ackk, I think I just threw up in my mouth… He is a tool!

Ooooh-Kay. Right then...   December 17th, 2009 - 12:06 pm

Al Gore is insane. He needs to be committed before he does any more damage to this world.

CLIMATEFRAUDEXPOSED   December 17th, 2009 - 12:10 pm

===========================FOR ALL of the dirt on this traitor … http://www.infowars.com , Did You guys know that he just PURCHASED an ESTATE in the SAN FRANCISCO AREA because he cant even walk down the street in CONSERVATIVE Tennessee where he is from? HE is scared and he knows we are soooooooooooo ON to him!

Woody   December 17th, 2009 - 12:14 pm

I’d say the science is settled: Al Gore is a certifiable nutjob.

steve   December 17th, 2009 - 12:17 pm

I like how he seems hesitant when asked to read the poem.

Eddie   December 17th, 2009 - 12:19 pm

He was hesitant because he was trying not to laugh at the crap he was spewing. I suppose the bezillions of dollars he’ll make off this global warming sham helped him get through it.

txmike   December 17th, 2009 - 12:23 pm

Harry swoons for Al after Al reads Harry his love sonnet. gag another liberal love fest enabled by leftwing media nutjobs

Colascguy   December 17th, 2009 - 12:32 pm

Love the word tool hovering on the screen because that is an accurate description of Mr. Gore

eaglesdontflock   December 17th, 2009 - 12:44 pm

Well, one thing we know for sure about global warming…someone is wrong. Wonder who it is – the Deniers or Algore.

Harry is the one I worry about. How can someone go off on national tv for a poem like that.

Dont Tread On Me   December 17th, 2009 - 12:51 pm

Nobel Prize in hand,
A fat penguin belches gas.
Gore likes his own farts.

Don't Tread On Me   December 17th, 2009 - 12:52 pm

C’mon everyone! Write your own Gore-ball warming haikus!

Don't Tread On Me   December 17th, 2009 - 12:56 pm

Polar bears are fat.
Population exploding.
The ice is yellow.

Don't Tread On Me   December 17th, 2009 - 1:00 pm

The earth’s core is hot.
Not “millions of degrees”, but
we know Algore’s dumb.

Don't Tread On Me   December 17th, 2009 - 1:03 pm

Greenhouse gasses list?
Tear gas is not one of them.
Feel free to use lots.

Chris   December 17th, 2009 - 1:16 pm

And then they blew each other…

acceptedby   December 17th, 2009 - 1:17 pm

I think he thought of the poem while sliding into his hottub

freedom rocks   December 17th, 2009 - 1:22 pm

Don’t Tread On Me: 12:51 is my personal favorite.

freedom rocks   December 17th, 2009 - 1:41 pm

Watermelon liberal I am,
For your facts I don’t give a damn
Turn down your heat don’t eat the meat,
What a great little scam.

if   December 17th, 2009 - 1:47 pm

His teeth are unbrushen
His cheeks are a blushing
either a nit or a wit
his heads full of shi*

dmdaughertyColorado   December 17th, 2009 - 2:13 pm

He talks like a girl
And he walks like a chic
He tells us the world is on the brink
He’s investing on our fears
while he lies to our ears
But the US people aren’t dumb
They are just AlGore numb…..
Please go far away Mr.Snake oil man
To the polar caps to maintain that fag tan!

SteveZ71   December 17th, 2009 - 2:20 pm

1964 Movie “Strait-Jacket”

Memorable Quotes:

First little girl: Lucy Harbin took an axe, gave her husband forty whacks, when she saw what she had done, she gave his girlfriend forty one.
Carol Harbin: [Lucy storms out to find two girls playing jump rope] What is it, Mother?
Lucy Harbin: I heard them…
First little girl: London bridge is falling down, falling down, London bridge is falling down, my fair lady.
Carol Harbin: It’s just a nursery rhyme, mother.
Second little girl: Take the key and lock her up, lock her up, lock her up, take the key and lock her up, my fair lady.

Don't Tread On Me   December 17th, 2009 - 2:21 pm

Yay, couplets!

Al Gore rode on a bloated jet
to Oslo just so he could get
a million bucks and his Nobel Prize,
and stature in the liberals’ eyes.

He took a victory lap around
and as he went, he heard a sound.
Fat Albert did not realize
it was the rubbing of his thighs!

So as he walked, he started fires
His copious gasses made them pyres!
He caused great floods from melted snow
and got kicked out of old Oslo.

liberty or die   December 17th, 2009 - 2:40 pm

CAN ANYONE IN THE MEDIA ASK HIM ONE HARD QUESTION PLEASE !!!!!!!

NEOFREEDOM   December 17th, 2009 - 4:01 pm

Al Gore,Invented the Internet, Vice President of the United States, Presidential Democratic Nominee 2000, Nobel Peace Prize Recipient, Oscar Award Winner, Global Warming Advocate.

Now a poet,what next from a brilliant man, a man of culture, a man with no equals, a man who is a legend, a man whose spoken word is so full of wisdom, intelligence and eloquence.A man on a mission to save the World from our Capitalistic ways to change the redistribution of wealth from the rich to the less fortunate all in the name of Global Warming or Climate Change whatever.

In other words AL GORE S T F U and take your poem and stick it where the SUN don’t shine up Harries AR$HOLE !

Big Al Nino   December 17th, 2009 - 4:05 pm

There are similarities in Al’s ‘poem’ to a verse
in Bob Dylan’s ‘A Hard Rain’s Agonna Fall’.
Someone ought to ask him a ‘Hard’ question.

Eddie   December 17th, 2009 - 5:09 pm

Hey “Don’t Tread On Me”, loved the haiku and the conventional poetry. You nailed it my friend!

poetopoet   December 17th, 2009 - 5:23 pm

There is no doubt Al Gore lies
time to time, too alarm the world
that this world will melt as he larks,
even as he feeds his big bank account.
Al wants all to believe his facts are true
but all who listen they just pay for his lies.

Al Gore; lies so much, that he lies habitually
and hyperbolizes in hyperacusis hyperfunctions
hypocritically in private jets to those flamboyantly.
They call them hot air ballonets, Al’s climatologists
all on the take while making all quake in their shoes,
here there and everywhere now richly in Copenhagen.

Jimbo   December 17th, 2009 - 7:41 pm

Hey Goretard, watch out where the huskies go, don’t you eat that yellow snow!

melli50   December 17th, 2009 - 7:44 pm

LOL!! I love this crowd! You guys are great!

Callie369   December 17th, 2009 - 8:32 pm

I know the true story of Dumbama’s birth and now I find it is identical to Gore’s!!!!

A crow shi* him out on a tree stump and the sun hatched him out. (Too bad it wasn’t raining.) This is why they both have shi* for brains. And Dumbama even found a female hatched the same way. Not only does she have shi* for brains, but she is soooooooooo ugly. Remarkedly similar to a gorilla! (My apologies to gorillas everywhere, didn’t mean to insult you.)

Desiree   December 18th, 2009 - 8:59 am

Continent???? I thought he said a floating “condom.” That was the stupidest bunch of fukery I’ve ever heard.

There is no difference in what bernie maddof did and what algore is doing.

duncan   December 18th, 2009 - 10:15 am

Hey Al , How much Co2 does Hot Tar have? The feathers I hear are optional

Go back to your families Tobaccy Farm

JohnFLob   December 18th, 2009 - 3:56 pm

A floating continent? A floating continent?
What continent is/was floating?

Was he, in all his magnificent wisdom, referring to the Arctic ice cap? Does he not know that there is NO Arctic continent? There is the Arctic Ocean, but not an Arctic continent.

Statue of Liberty   December 18th, 2009 - 8:59 pm

There once was a guy named Al
Bill Clinton was his good pal
Bill got a hummer, Al got a jet
And they hurt U.S. morale

: / … hey, i tried

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