Eight-Year-Old Twins Invent Rip-Away Wedgie-Proof Underwear

"When someone gives you a wedgie, it hurts." Includes demonstration of the Rip-Away 1000.

November 5, 2007 at 9:09 am - Fox News
Dateline: Columbus, Ohio

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Sam   November 5th, 2007 - 3:01 pm

The kind of hard-hitting news one might expect from Fox N’ Friends.

Allen   November 5th, 2007 - 10:11 pm

Good to know Fox is looking out for us…

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Ben   November 6th, 2007 - 5:41 pm

Ah,the idiocy of bashing a station because content is not aligned with your politics! Dont’ like it, switch channels. That’s why I skip CNN altogether. Other than that, bashing is the sour grapes of frustrated censorship.

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Susan   November 6th, 2007 - 11:49 pm

This is an adorable story. These boys are
very creative, and who knows what they will
invent next?

Calvin Klein   November 8th, 2007 - 5:51 pm

Too bad their first inventions didn’t make it… The armor-plated tank top… The jelly-filled jock strap… and of course, my personal favorite, the snapping turtle turtleneck!

Scott   November 16th, 2007 - 10:59 am

Wedgie proof underwear? The two think their way through a problem, but are emblematic of our deballed American manhood that is criminalized for being little boys.

Prevent a wedgie? Do what has been done naturally on playgrounds for generations: a knuckle sandwich. It worked for me!

Jake   November 19th, 2007 - 11:04 pm

the catholic priests invented these long before the twins stole the idea…….these two alter boys were probably victims of the inventors who wanted young boys underwear around their knees as quickly as possible……….sort of a dual purpose anti wedge garment………..how cleaver those God fearing “Fathers” can be.

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