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Tim! you’re a great singer and dancer!
Signed,
#1 Fan
I have Juanita Salis on tape breaking the law! Giving my the place to write my check to Bob Filner on her government payed dime!!! ! bye bye BOB AND JUANITA!
Juanita at congressman filners office should grow a pair! As soon as you say her name she hangs up( Try it 760-355-8800). wow, maybe we should give our congress persons more money to get better phones.. hmmmm, they seem so work when we have a check for the campaign. I HAVE IT RECORDED, im sure filner will distance himself somehow!
don’t ya think?
Teddy’s gone now- he’s with Michael…and Camelot meets Neverland, or so some would say. Coast-to-coast, I’d say Barack’s America is his Dreamland now. But for us, it’s still a nightmare- one big fat freak blood-letting if you will. Got Doomsday? Maybe? Well for me, it’s Wonderland reloaded. You see, my name is Neo- I took the red pill, and the truth IS out there ;~)
It’s time to Monday-morning quarterback this past year. exposing Teddy and Barack for the voodoo they’ve done so well. It was Barack’s idea to be seen as ‘the last Kennedy brother’, making him the 4th Horseman-of-the-Apocalypse. JFK was the 1st, RFK the 2nd, Teddy 3rd, and now Barack the 4th. The circle is now complete and the prophecy fulfilled: 2012’s Rapture will bring World Peace…for the children!
Quoting ’scripture’ from The Rise and Fall of American Tackle Football by Michael Vick, Hush Puppy Press® (2006): “Years ago, on a cold winter day- the field a frozen tundra, God came down from Heaven and quarterbacked the Libs. God took the snap and handed ball tossed off to JFK-dawg.”
The play, coming from one SAD (Saul Alinsky Democratic) playbook, was called “34EyeRight PowerBlastWeakLeft CounterTrey66 Tango2SlitSlot PostUpFlankTrap ZipDownRomeoBone Go4CrackWillieShoot BeamBackFudgePack ON THREEEEEE, Dawgs!” WOOOOOOF! or is it OINK?
JFK took the ball(s) and hit the hole hard, busting hymen- I mean the line- before penetrating MM’s secondary. But a Mafia hit from the grassy knoll magically NIXed him- FUMBLE! JFK, the 1st Horseman, was dead- his brain matter-splatter covering an entire Continent-al…just because Dallas ‘loved’ him. How ’bout DEM Cowboys? And Rozelle too!
RFK picked-up the loose ball and was well on his way to scoring the winning touchdown when a Palestinian kicker de-cleated him in LA. Bobby, the 2nd Horseman, had reached The End-zone…the wrong one. Rosey Grier, a Fearsome Foursome DT, missed his assignment: he’d been on the sidelines guarding a cheerleader named Ethel.
With both JFK and RFK now out of the game (and dead), it was time for Teddy’s number (666?) to be called. You see, Teddy had been groomed to be the 3rd Horseman by his poppa, the Original JoPa, who had been a Jew-hatin’ boot-leggin’ lobotomy-orderin’ Lib before a cat got his tongue. Harvard, home of The Forward Pass was picked, and there Teddy walked-on to become Team Ascot- the crimson bringing out his blood-shot eyes.
While in Cambridge, Teddy became a top student-athlete, skipping (swim) classes and cheating on tests. Before graduating (he majored in Drivers Ed with a Spanish minor), Teddy was named starting clipboard-holder so there was still hope America’s royal family could give the world their spawn from Hell.
Teddy’s rise to fame in the pro’s was slow and painful- especially for one young woman named Miss Mary Jo Kopechne (God rest her soul). Teddy’s ‘class-ditching past’ turned into ‘ass-ditching fast’ when, at the mature age of 37 (a fully grown boy by Kennedy standards), Teddy left her in a drink (something Teddy liked to do) called Quidditch (what would Dumbledore do?)
That summer of ‘69 was already crazy, with the country overtaken-by-events: in Vietnam, a secret war had been declared on hamburgers; AIDS hit America when Cat5 Cum-Meal SLAMMED the gulpcoast; Helter Skelter riots killed nine 1/2 (weeks?) at Stonewall; Metropolitan hippies miraculously won the Wood Stock; and we landed on the moon We Landed on the Moon? WE LANDED THE MOON!!!
With so much Kennedy Klan Karma distracting the country, many missed seeing The Teddy land just like The Eagle. But they soon learned Rescue-Swimmers the Kennedy’s ain’t: 28-years-young Mary Jo, with the rest of her (very short) life ahead of her, spent the last hour of it trapped underwater in a ‘67 Olds trying to breathe what air remained in the bucket seats Teddy farted in.
Teddy had crashed, and Mary Jo splashed- then Teddy crashed again…in bed, not dying but dead…because Teddy needed his nap. Mary Jo got one too, and never woke-up. When Teddy did ten hours later, his first thought naturally was for her (is she dead yet?). Only then did he think of himself, his first call made to a family lawyer- what’s my story and the co$t? Teddy had screwed the pooch, fumbing on the 1-inch line of LIFE- hers! He was now on the IR- and she on the PUP…forever. Speaking of puppies and splashing, in honor of this occasion, Teddy would later name his dawg Splash. How cute!
Teddy lived on and Mary Jo didn’t…because Teddy had the Kennexxxions. Despite being the family’s third-stringer, he was picked-up off of waivers and middle-fingered for Senate locker room towel boy job laundering dirty old white men jockstraps. Teddy had found his (ditch b!tch) niche again and pumped his greasy fists with joy.
Teddy still lived on but Mary Jo didn’t. So Teddy waited for his shot (pun intended), and in ‘80, would get it. By disguising himself as a Gatorade® cooler full of booze (the man WAS a drunk), Teddy (the original Mr. Irrelevant) ran left (duh!) before getting grinned-to-goobers by a 444-toothed peanut-brained midshipman. Go figure! And that’s just what America had to do with their calculators, when Team Reagan trounced the Libs not once, but twice. Got landslide?
And Teddy still lived on while Mary Jo didn’t. Teddy disappeared (he was good at that) successfully lobbying (he was also good at that) for LESS playing time on special Olympic teams AND MORE playing time in his pockets and lobbying (did I say he was good at that?). Teddy had no strengths in any nonskill-positions and parlayed this God-given Kennedy talent into team waterboy. He also signed lucrative deals to become spokesman for Bev-Mo!, DAMM and The Dive Shack. And Teddy was sponsored by Hometown Buffet.
And Teddy STILL lived on while Mary Jo didn’t. Amassing a girth of wealth over a 40+ year career, Teddy was named ball-handling and waitress-sandwiching coach. His nickname The Lyin’ was for obvious reasons- he did that to his Pope and the American people. His unswerving (unless driving) devotion to this principle came to the attention of grassroot community organizers, with the nuts falling far from the Tree-of-Liberty, Teddy became Barack’s athletic supporter. Happily, he saw Barack become POTUS. Sadly, he saw his brain become poison.
Then Teddy died while Mary Jo didn’t- she already dead when Teddy killed her two score years ago. Teddy had won…the final score: 77 – 28, with him scoring 11 TD’s to her lowly four. He had routed her to death and he regaled in his victory, enjoying tasteful humor at her expense. Got drowning jokes he would LOL? But that doesn’t make him a bad guy. He did the dirty deed he died to do: handing ball tossing off to a ‘the last Kennedy brother’…and the 4th Horseman-of-the-Apocalypse. The ball-exchange from Teddy to Barack clean, but the price not cheap: ObamaCare was hope-and-changed to DeadyTeddyCare…because Barack went for the six- points for Him, feet under for Teddy.
Now Barack’s the rock star AND star running back. He rocks-and-rules, running us back to his home Hell. The Super Bowl win is his. the Summer of Discontent is ours. and the dead body in the ground is Teddy’s. And Barack’s evil laugh is heard from Hades to Doomsday…HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!
Funny and painfully sad at the same time, that so many suckers have decided to drink the Obama kool-aid. Yes, it is sickeningly sweet and very bad for you. The candy that is that the liar in chief is offering to give you. And the best part, your kids get stuck with the bills, and the bills and the extra large bills and the bills of unholy size, and the bills that not even the lawyers can understand. Just bend over and kiss your entire paycheck good buy. Just call it a forced Obama campaign contribution.
The only funny things this clip contained was his dancing and strange facial expressions. If Xians think this is comedy they are more deranged than I had thought.
He probably heard this song being sung at a grade school of indoctrination.
Funny, but sad.
Sending this to all I know…the true lament of the looney left.
As you can tell from my posts, I hate Christians with an irrational fervor and I am upset that my grandmother keeps yelling at me to get a job and leave her basement. The old hag insists that I clean it up first. So I tossed some cheetos on the floor and stepped on them with my foot. That’ll teach her. She is a crazy evil Christian too.
I hate Christians so much that when I see the word Christian I run to that story and tell people how much I hate Christians. I hate them because they are so hateful. I can’t stand them dissing our president Obama (who obviously is not really Christian, thank goodness, or I would have to hate him too). I am also very smart because I point out how crazy and hateful Christians are.
Oops, gotta run. There is a story about a Christian actress on the hollywood site. I have to go over there and tell everyone how much I hate Christians. I am so good to hate Christians. I will probly get a metal or something shiny.
Don: Don’t you mean that you will get a MEDAL? Getting a “metal” brings up all sorts of kinky notions!
Now, get our your grammar text and READ, READ, READ! It is NEVER too late to educate! (Christians are more highly educated than the average Lefty; demonstrate that reality!)
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America…fabulous…spread it around! And while your at it…send this one too!
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On September 8 Bilderberg Bush-Obama is going to do an “unprecedented” speech to “all” students across this nation! It is not known what he is going to say at this point!
Louis Farrakhan of the Nation of Islam proclaimed Barack Hussein Soetoro Obama the “Messiah of Islam”…the one they had been waiting for!
And the reason he cited that this was their long awaited “Messiah”? Because he had captured the minds of the “youth”!
Now…I ask you why is this man going into your children’s classrooms to speak directly to the children of America?
Indoctrination…he is trying to “capture the minds of “all” children not just Islamic children”!
If you do not want your children propagandized by him, keep your kids home that day in protest!
Here is the article related on the Drudge Report today…
http://www.docstoc.com/docs/10582301/President-Obama’s-Address-to-Students-Across-America-September-8-2009
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THE REVOLUTION OF THE SILENT MAJORITY – SILENT NO MORE!
1. GETTING INFORMED
2. GETTING INVOLVED
DON’T TREAD ON US…WE PAY YOUR BILLS IN WASHINGTON AND IN YOUR HOMES WHERE YOU WILL ALL BE GOING STARTING IN 2010 AND BEYOND…GUARANTEED!
IMPEACHMENT OR THE ‘ORIGINAL’ KENYAN BIRTH CERTIFICATE…IT IS JUST A MATTER OF TIME!
This madness must stop!