CNN’s Wolf Blitzer Bombs on ‘Jeopardy!’

TMZ: By the end of Double Jeopardy, Blitzer racked up an impressive negative $4,800 -- after swinging and missing on brain-busters like King David and Jesus both hailed from this town. Wolf said "Jerusalem" ... the correct answer is Bethlehem.

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September 18, 2009 at 1:11 pm - Jeopardy
Dateline: Los Angeles, CA
Gandhi's Fist   September 18th, 2009 - 1:53 pm

Pretty much says it all about CNN.

Robert   September 18th, 2009 - 1:55 pm

Empty suit. Empty brain.

Nate255   September 18th, 2009 - 2:19 pm

The stupid liberal will certainly provide a lot of material for late night comedians.

Trent   September 18th, 2009 - 2:27 pm

They should have had categories like “selling out the US for Israel” and “getting the US to fight Israel’s wars” – I’m sure he would do fine. Wolf Blitzer, former AIPAC stooge – assignment: CNN

Trent   September 18th, 2009 - 2:42 pm

Couldn’t resist: I Lost on Jeopardy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hicZKvkPfAA

elder   September 18th, 2009 - 2:57 pm

All CNN so caled reporters just read whats handed to them. Most of them screw that up. Most of the MSM are just robots that can’t think for themselves and today are puppets of the left.

Professor Dick Zucker   September 18th, 2009 - 2:59 pm

Rachel MadCow on Jeopardy:
“I’ll take Famous Carpet Munchers for $1600, Alex.”

Anderson Pooper on Jeopardy:
“I’ll take Famous Rump Rangers for $800, Alex.”

lamchops   September 18th, 2009 - 3:00 pm

His track record is even worse when it comes to reporting the news.

Professor Dick Zucker   September 18th, 2009 - 3:07 pm

Obama on Jeopardy:
“I’ll take Muslim Mulatto Messiahs for $1200, Alex.”

Professor Dick Zucker   September 18th, 2009 - 3:17 pm

Contestant on Jeopardy:
“I’ll take paleontology for $2000, Alex.”
Alex: “Representative Maxine Waters is also known by this name.”
Contestant:”What is Bigfoot?”
Alex: “Correct.”
http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg53/willbroer/MessinWithSasquatch_2-full.jpg

WTF??   September 18th, 2009 - 3:44 pm

Ha! And the REAL story is the sad fact that he STILL has an IQ higher than the the average right wing rethug teabagger breitfart troll!

Lee   September 18th, 2009 - 4:06 pm

@WTF- Darn! I was hoping you would have choked on “O”’s member by my next logon time!

mg24   September 18th, 2009 - 4:11 pm

@WTF?? – judging from the complexity and content of your posts, your own IQ doesn’t reach room temperature.

Larse   September 18th, 2009 - 4:25 pm

I watched that show. Poor Wolf was definitely having an off day. But Andy Richter just totally and overwhelmingly dominated the game. Richter answered the vast majority of the questions and he only missed like one. The other two never had a chance.

Trebek   September 18th, 2009 - 5:01 pm

Blitzer ends up $4,600 in the red and still gets $1,000. Socialism Jeopardy!

Answer: Doofus.

Question: Who is WTF?

Correct!

rich   September 18th, 2009 - 5:34 pm

Dumb,dumb – dumb,dumb – dumb,dumb – dumb – dumb, dumb dumb domb dumb dumb dumb. Times up and your question is -

rich   September 18th, 2009 - 5:39 pm

It’s OK. Wolf qualifies for TARP funds.

WTF??   September 18th, 2009 - 6:09 pm

Hey guess what? L’Arse watches Jeopardy.

That must be why he’s so smart.

Travis   September 18th, 2009 - 6:27 pm

He’s lost without his teleprompter.

Don't Drink the Cool Aid   September 18th, 2009 - 7:24 pm

When I first heard of this, I thougt it was a joke….my oh my, I guess you could say Wolf Acted Stupidly.

Professor Dick Zucker   September 18th, 2009 - 7:26 pm

Contestant on Jeopardy: “I’ll take Gay Olympics for $400, Alex.”
Alex: “He swallowed 67 loads in 32 minutes.”
Contestant: “Who is Larse?”
Alex: “Correct.”
Contestant: “Gay Olympics for $600, Alex.”
Alex: “He took it up the a$$ 16 times in 30 minutes.”
Contestant: “Who is WTF???”
Alex: “Correct.”

RobbieK   September 18th, 2009 - 7:41 pm

ROFLMAO!! This guy FAILS on CNN! Yeah, ol’ Wolf Blitzer, the guy who held a town meeting during the campaign where Undecided voters, or so we thought, were Democrat Campaign officials. What a fraud!

TC   September 18th, 2009 - 8:04 pm

Like the saying goes if it were a Conservative……It would be shown on every channel for 24 hours a day with the leftists saying how stupid the Conservative was.

This was hilarious….. i have to check if Rush put it up on his site.

Hooter   September 18th, 2009 - 8:31 pm

Wolf’s negative numbers reflect similar negative ratings with viewers against fox. Yes the Fox has outsmarted the wolf…. And the Fox has eaten the peacock. Wolf thank God both you and Obama have teleprompter’s you both would be lost..

Forrest Gump   September 18th, 2009 - 8:33 pm

Wolf, thats a nice name did your mama name you after a big dog? I dunno about Wolf on Jeopardy? … Mama always said stupid is as stupid does… Maybe thats why CNN ratings are slow compared to Fox…

Norm   September 18th, 2009 - 8:37 pm

Does anyone wonder why all the left wing freaks sport half-shaved facial hair like Blitzer does. Are they too lazy to shave?

Blitzer, that brilliant reader of the news, looks like a seagull crapped on his face.

“Good grief, a seagull just shat on my face,” says Wolf

Harrison   September 20th, 2009 - 12:59 am

LMAO how funny is this? Surely the man knows he is stupid so why even attempt to go on that game show? Elite? I think not LMAO
Now we need to get Obie and Michelle on there.

confused no longer   September 21st, 2009 - 12:51 am

What did you expect. It’s not his money he is losing. There is no real loss for the Blitzer

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