CBS Urges Men to Give Wives Pap Smears as Holiday Gift

"Just a schmear could save her life."

December 7, 2009 at 7:21 am - CBS
Dateline: New York, NY
if   December 7th, 2009 - 8:37 am

CBS won’t talk about the Climate-gate mess but they will talk about a woman’s vagaga. The mainstream media is worthless and so is the morons in Washington. Yea hey honey look I have a brand new speculum for your Christmas gift, lets see what we can swab up in the ole bearded clam.

testicular man   December 7th, 2009 - 9:04 am

Why on earth would a MSM news outlet recommend what to give in a holiday? Is this the democratic operative Katie Courics’ idea? What a stupid, idiotic suggestion! What wrong with this country?

James K   December 7th, 2009 - 10:17 am

CBS: daily discovering new lows

temple62   December 7th, 2009 - 10:52 am

The CBS better wait approval from (cough in my sleeve) Kathleen Sebelius and “Barrack and the hard place” Obama before implementing this gift. The administration controls the vertical and the horizontal in “Outer Limitsville”. People are stupid and must clear all hard through the party first!

Wifey   December 7th, 2009 - 10:56 am

A prostate exam would also make a nice gift.

CBS, home of Neo-Marxist Katie Couric   December 7th, 2009 - 11:09 am

Isn’t it amazing that Liberals talk so much about sexual organs? They have a fetish with it. Well, knock it off! I wonder if Katie Couric started this one.

Barney Frank   December 7th, 2009 - 12:09 pm

In my experience, flavored enemas are always a nice holiday gift!

jenny   December 7th, 2009 - 12:29 pm

How romantic!

kolbee123   December 7th, 2009 - 1:23 pm

Yeah, There’s a pickup line that’ll guarantee you get laid with.

jason   December 7th, 2009 - 1:58 pm

Why do they need it? They’re now putting off the breast screening another 10 years in preparation for O-care to save funds and RATION healthcare.

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Your Divorce Attorney   December 7th, 2009 - 2:07 pm

Give a Smear,
Become a Schmuck!

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Ellen Smithee   December 7th, 2009 - 2:23 pm

I’m sure my husband will appreciate the prostate exam I’ll give him for Xmas in lieu of the fishing pole he wants.

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Other   December 7th, 2009 - 3:23 pm

Better get them now because the Senate health plan list pap smears as a Class C treatment and not necessary (hence uncompensated) until a woman hits 60 or she is diagnosed with cervical cancer.

Paul Klenk   December 7th, 2009 - 3:57 pm

How do you wrap a present like that?

GlobalObserver   December 7th, 2009 - 4:13 pm

Expect a rash of divorces launched by wives of CBS viewers come January.

sfry   December 7th, 2009 - 10:41 pm

Picture this: husband hands wife present, wife opens present, wife sticks foot up husband’s a$$. Pouff! The end!

All I can say is wow, just when you thought you heard it all. What kind of person thinks this way? Whoever came up with this idea is a useless tool.

Oh well, I am safe, my husband does not give holiday gifts, he gives Christmas gifts. It must really suck to celebrate Holiday instead of Christmas, look at the insensitive and useless gifts you receive. Sucks to be you!

zooman   December 9th, 2009 - 10:15 am

LOL!
they can NOT be serious!!!
If they actually are serious, I have a friend who works with the “insane” and perhaps he can help them.

It has been a long time since I saw anything quite this stupid! I am impressed.

Laffing at Leftist morons   December 12th, 2009 - 10:19 pm

Give your loved one a tv this year that DOESN’T get CBS channels!!

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