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I’m glad this doofus has nothing better to do.
All I want for Christmas is a Senate seat,
a Senate seat,
a Senate seat….
Have fun Former Senator . . . your days are numbered
And thanks, MSM, for letting the “American people WANT this reform” lie to stand.
A majority of people HATE this bill and want it dead.
COMMUNIST!
Who is keeping them away from their families? Yesterday Sen. McCaskill talked about how sorry she was to not be able to spend Christmas with her family and blamed the GOP. Wait one second, the GOP has no control over this and the Dems have all the blame on what happens because they have 60 votes of the Senate. Either way, even if they had 59 votes, they could still hold it over till a few days after but no they are destroying everyone’s chances of having a Merry Christmas.
So without any partisanship: Merry Christmas to all those in the Senate, Stop Complaining, and get it over with, which ever vote it will be. You are all hypocrites who have the power and complain and point fingers where they do not belong.
NEWSBREAK:
Nancy Pelosi is under investigation today by http://www.americanparchment.com for all the shady deals, bribery, slander, etc that she has done. She will be tried by the people her next election period, except for the fact that her area is full of liberals who don’t care about ethics and just want their agenda passed. #22 of the ‘31 Corrupt Politicians in 31 Days.’
Hmm, is that Roland Burris from Illinois? The man who lied to the Senate confirmation committee? The man who only holds his seat because the FEDS back off on sending him back to Illinois? The rat appointed by Blago? The moron who will not run in 2010? Yeah, that’s him. Bye, bye rat face! These Democrats are the Barnum & Bailey Circus with Obunga the Kenyan as ringmaster.
The majority was too thin? 60 votes? Blame republicans? You’re an !d!ot.
Burris is a moron.
Twas the night befo’ Kwanza, and all thru da hood, peoples standin’ in line, that Obama money is good!
Get out of here you dumb black f*ck.
And???????? This is NOT news! Everyone I talk to from all over the country is “Slamming” Republicans. Hell, even Republicans are slamming Republicans. Why is this even an issue? They bring it on to themselves and are looking more and more desperate every day. Big deal. Move along…..
George Washington crossed the Delaware on Christmas eve on the notion of “Liberty or Death!”
We are in danger of another Christmas eve situation that threatens America’s liberty. Will not
anyone march again in the dark of night, through two feet of snow on this Christmas Eve to block this vote?
LIBERTY OR DEATH!
Such a big mouth for a democrat terd that will be flushed in 2010
Typical emotional appeal by a socialist.
Wonder if Al Franken wrote this for him ?
Chicago has more then it’s fair share of fools, but the real joke is on the people of Illinois and the American public.
I sent several letters to Mr. Burris’ office in regards to health care reform (I live in Illinois) and the only response I received stated as follows “A public option will provide competition that will hold private plans accountable and help moderate the price of health insurance.” That was after I voiced an objection to reform, and was very specific about NOT wanting a public option.
Congress does not listen to us. We are only obstacles to them. We all need to do everything in our power to see to it none of these so called public servants never holds another public office in the future.
Like I am going to listen to Obamas house boy
A big mouth in a little man, handicapped with a little mind, and clueless about his corrupt little world.
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I luv this man he has turn out to be a hero , he slam the weak Dems on the absent of the Public Option, Burris and Howard Dean shine for the past few weeks. good for them .
Algore and now Burris writing particularly bad poetry.
It is the embodiment and expansion of the Streisand Syndrome.
Once, idiot believes that they can write a children’s book.
Now that same idiot thinks that they can write poetry.
Arrgggh! That was sooooo bad, my ears are bleeding!
Wow! Burris is a liar and a moron. Ask Burris if people need help now, why does the bill have benefits that will take years for the people to realize them? What is the hurry then? The people might read the bill for themselves and find out our union health care benefits will be taxed or even lost. I bet this idiot has not even read the bill, and yet just knows it is what the people wanted. He must be pyschic or just Gullible. I wish I was a car salemen and this dude would come walking on to my lot. Look at the CNN polls for crying out loud? The popular support is for our current health care when contrasted with this bill. We have been betrayed!!!
[all together now...]
Dashing through the floor, a bill from the backdoor; sends seniors to the tomb, kills babies in the womb, ha, ha, ha…
Jingle bells, Liberals smell, Kenya laid an egg…
DUMB AS A BOX OF ROCKS !
Lily!
He is another idiot that cannot creat decent legislation but can try to be a comedian. I thought the comedian was from Minnesota?
Shut up fool.
Another fool from gangland.
Look at the people we have running our country now.
Liars, fools, dwarfs, playground wimps, haters and they are ugly too.
“We are now awakened and will never allow this to happen again”…
hey burass, stfu?
Bl@cks will be your masters, you are too stupid to deserve better.
Meanwhile watch the Superbowl of superstupidity.
TODAY’S LESSON : We should have picked our own cotton.
Meanwhile,Senator BuyMySeat should shut his mudhead up!
“The Senate may end a filibuster by invoking cloture. In most cases, cloture requires the support of three-fifths of the Senate; however, if the matter before the Senate involves changing the rules of the body, a two-thirds majority is required. Cloture is invoked very rarely, particularly because bipartisan support is usually necessary to obtain the required supermajority.”
THOSE CLOWNS ARE MAKING UP THE RULES AS THEY GO. PUT A STOP TO IT!
RESUME FILIBUSTERING, AND STOP THE MADNESS GOING ON WITH THIS SO-CALLED “HEALTH REFORM” (A/K/A *DEATH PANELS*!!!)
Burris is so crooked that when he dies, they’ll have to screw him into the ground!
I’m embarrassed every time I tell anyone I live just outside of Chicago, Burris, Durbin, Obama, Blagojevich, R.J. Daley, Rostenkowski, and so on. Notice how neatly tucked Pres. Obama is in the middle. Read on folks.
In the meantime, we are considering up rooting the family, and moving to Nebraska.
thestar.com
A crooked Chicago politician confesses
By Michael Conlon
“Chicago’s brand of politics is more of a blood sport,” Laski said. “The Chicago head of the FBI says there are more agents here than in any other city in the country. Is that a coincidence?
“We’ve prosecuted and sent to prison probably 25 to 30 aldermen over the last 30 years, two city clerks, three governors, a host of commissioners, judges, city workers, a city treasurer. I don’t know if we just don’t get it. Is there something in the water?”
somebody please mute that ol’ kuhn
‘Twas the Night before healthcare…
‘Twas the Night before healthcare
and all through the House
Harry’s Minions were stirring
Like rats and a mouse
The acorns were hung by OUR checkbook with care,
In hopes St. Obama soon would be there.
Innocent Americans were snug in their beds,
While visions of union thugs were beating them red.
Michelle in her kerchief, the Prez in his plane,
Had just sat up straight, they both looked insane.
There MUST be abortion— FREE as can be,
We can’t have more children—you MUST agree!
They both started yipping, yelping and cheering,
While watching the Senators conduct midnight hearings.
It looks like the Anointed will get his fire,
It’s not about health care, it’s control they desire.
Everyone will pay and
Doctors will scream!
Marxism will be here
it will reign supreme!
The Young President heard Harry
as he flew out of sight,
Bah Humbug to all,
Go screw yourself tonight!
…
I know the racists of this good “ole United States” long for a return to the good old days-pre 1863, but sad to say; as the song goes, “we’re moving on up” and there’s no turning back!
Burris the dipstick Senator
Had a very shady run
And got his senate seat appointed
From gangster who sold it just for fun
Burris with your brain so light
Won’t you shut your trap tonight
Burris the dipstick senator
Had a very stupid song
And if he ever sings it
I will surley hit my gong….
Senator Burris is delusional, purely delusional.
What a pathetic creature.
Burris is cesspool sludge. Herrnstein and Murray were correct.
A blithering idiot makes all of us from Illinois ashamed. Good for ACORN, but for taxpayers.
Burris another apointment under the corrupt chicago politics scene that the media turned a blind eye to.
Our voices have been loud ,
But Burris’ is bigger.
As it turns out,
He’s just another….democrat
If there was ever a question that our country is being governed by a passel of brain-dead fools this should assuage any lingering doubt.
Your tax dollars at work.
Really? Why are idiots like this in charge? This is such simplistic slop. What’s worse is he’s among his peers.
Good stuff Mike
Burris sounds like Winnie the Pooh bear.
The first thing that leaps to mind is the wonder that Burris was capable of writing this. He could barely read it, for God’s sake.
The second thing that struck me was his schoolboy-like behavior. It was as if he was reading a poem for the principal in the annual school performance.
I’m just begging for an adult, somewhere, to take charge of this mess.
He does Illinois proud don’t ya think?
I have an idea. Let’s fight this on the media battlefield. Boycott, NBC, CBS, ABC and any other liberal media outlet that refuses to truly inform the American people what’s in this bill and how it will affect their lives should it pass. A major national campaign needs to be organized to hit these people where it hurts. I believe the opposition can only grow against Obamacare if people write the sponsors of these shows telling them they will not watch any of their programming.
Mike, you should go on Glenn Beck Show or similar venue with that PRICELESS XMAS POEM!
Thanks for some smiles…
So let me ask, did he write this himself or ask someone to do it for him? This is a US Senator? Wouldn’t that time be better spent doing something we pay you for?
Hmmmmmm… are the “regular folks who need help right this second” the same regular folks who have been saying NO since the summer?
Twas the night before election day, 02 November 10, not a creature was stirring in either house,
except for 60 worried congressmen, one and all a shameful louse, for the U.S. constitution
that they all conveniently ignored and tried so diligently to amend…
This Healthcare vote is a repeat of the the Federal Reserve nightmare Act passed on the eve of Christmas in 1913. Only difference this time is, everyone knows they are being f*cked via the internet.
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Most boring human being of the year, hands down.
Since our Jester/Senator Roland enjoys parody Christmas carols, here is a quick one for him to “Oh Christmas Tree”.
Oh senate seat, oh senate seat, I know you’re bleepin’ golden. Oh senate seat, oh senate seat, to Blago I’m beholdin’.
I should be sad I was caught buyin’ that, but I don’t have shame, I’m a democrat.
Oh senate seat, oh senate seat, they let me in cuz I’m a lefty!!!
if you close your eyes and listen to our jr senator from illinois talk…he sounds like winnie the poo…senator poo…has a nice ring to it…ties in well with durbin…senator bulls**t.
Twas the night before Christmas and Burris was an ASS
Who strode to the floor to pass lots of gas
The polls say ObamaCare, the majority don’t want it
But Burris said “the majority, we’ll force this upon it”
When out in the country there arose such a clatter
“We’ll vote your asses out, you’ll see that we matter”
“We’ll go to the polls, despite ACORN disruption
To show you we’re tired of your outright corrupt”
“Especially you Burris, who was not elected”
“You’ll be the first one to have his ass ejected”
“Once all of you slime are removed from our sight
We again can have fredom and justice, OUR RIGHT!”
‘Twas the night before Christmas… and an atheist in Nancy Pelosi’s voting district complained that the Christian cult was too influential in government politics so the Democrats heeded his whining and cancelled all prayer in public places, forbade all symbols of angels or images that depict the Holy Family because such images may offend non-Christians, and forbade Santa from stepping onto or near government property and then passed a decree that was written by their pals in the ACLU which cancelled Christmas, proclaiming that Dec 25 would henceforth be referred to as Winter Holiday and not Christmas Day so that no other atheists would be offended. And Harry Reid said, “And to all a good night as we pass our global health care bill on Christma…, er, Winter Holiday Eve.”
He who laughs last, laughs best. I can’t wait to see the smugness
wiped off the face of every single neo-marxist sitting in Washington
when the elections start rolling around.
2010 – Real “Change” takes shape
2012 – Real “Change” begins to put things back to where they should be
Burris, the clown who bought Obama’s seat. When he doesn’t have his nose up Dxckless Durban’s ass, hes hiding under his desk from reporters. I hear this clown won’t run for a full term and that he might be eligible for a senate pension for the rest of his life. He will be in office for about the same time that Obama was a senator. DISCUSTING, OBAMA and his Chicago mob are politics as usual. Chicago Politics NOW on a national scale. Lets give them ALL a bonfire in 2010, Let them burn…
Even when these people win both houses of Congress AND the White House, they whine. Earth to Burris: Republicans are in the minority. They can’t hold up anything unless Democrats let them. The Dems WANT this thing to go up to the last minute the same reason they wait until FRiday night to shove unpopular legislation down our throats – there will be no news coverage on it until Monday morning.
And this whining about having to work through Christmas Eve…CRY ME A RIVER. There are countless people out there would LOVE to have a job right now, and Democrats are whining because they can’t take a whole week off at taxpayer expense.
“Mr. President: T’was the night before Christmas
It was the night before Christmas, and all through the Senate
The right held up our health care bill, because NO ONE knows what is in it
The people had NOT voted for this type of mandated reform
But Republicans battened the hatches for the gathering storm
We have to stop up the Senate, they cried things are grim
And in the midterm elections, let’s get conservatives in
Everyone knows regular folks needed help right this second
But for the Democrats a great crisis beckoned
So try as they might, Democrats just could not win
Then the greedy Democrats cried, Let the PAYOFFS BEGIN!!
Then across every state there rose such a clatter
The whole senate rushed out to see what was the matter
All sprang up from their desk and ran from the floor
Straight through the cloakroom and right out the door
And what in the world would be quite so raucous?
But a mandate for change from the Leftist Democrat caucus
So a great pile of crap came from that clown Max Bacsus
Had answered the call in our hour of GREED
More rapid than eagles, the payoffs they came
And they whistled and shouted and called them by name
On Nelson, on Landfill, On Dodd just to name but a few
Unaccountable options. We screamed, “Yes, we CON” and the spittle it flew!
No exclusions or changes for preexisting conditions
Let’s pass a bill that will cause single payer, alright?
The Democrats all came together after the bribing to fight
For the SCREWING of the American people that Christmas Eve night
And then like a tinkle, I took under the dome
The roll call was closed, and it was time to go home
Despite the brave tactics the Republicans lost
The filibuster was broken, so screw the taxpayer they’ll pay the ‘real’ cost!
And a GREAT PUTRID bill was ready for President Obama
Ready to sign and end health care drama
Democrats explained as their private jets flew out of sight
Screw you suckers, rationed coverage for all, ESPECIALLY our friends on the right.”
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Gee, that’s really great work coming from the guy who bought Obama’s old Senate seat…
By the way, if this bill does pass, we WILL see rationing of health care and reduced quaity of that care. Just imagine all the lawsuits springing from that. Now imagine how much MORE those lawsuits will be incresing the cost of care.
All this pain and misery brought to you by the DEMOCRATS, and ONLY the Democrats.