Bill Maher Yearns for ‘Real Black President’ With a Gun in His Pants

"He lifts up his shirt..."

May 29, 2010 at 2:04 pm - HBO
Dateline: Los Angeles, CA
Baaboo   May 29th, 2010 - 2:14 pm

Hey Maher, listen up, YOU NEED TO LEAVE THIS COUNTRY and find one that better suits you. You DO NOT deserve the honor of living in this wonderful country.

LMFAO   May 29th, 2010 - 2:15 pm

Listen Bill, nobody wants to hear about your sexual fantasies.

The_Professor   May 29th, 2010 - 2:22 pm

Did he just say that?!? Racist scumbag. Careful what you wish for though Bill. When Obama crashes the economy completely and L.A. turns into “Escape from New York,” they’ll be plenty of “authentic” blacks coming to your house to re-distribute your wealth. And that revolution will not be televised.

unkeeaf   May 29th, 2010 - 2:23 pm

What would happen if a conservative had said this? I think we all know.

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The Democrat Party Symbol – The Money Grubbing Turd (photo): http://bit.ly/csPVzj

shane2813   May 29th, 2010 - 2:23 pm

Poor guy……can’t get any attention anymore. MARXIST=DEMOCRATS=TERRORIST All the same.

American   May 29th, 2010 - 2:28 pm

I guess the boys that they supply him at HOMO aren’t enough.
Freddy Krueger is sad because he can’t teabag Anderson Pooper AC/DC because if they got caught, they would both be outed – - as is we didn’t know or cared.

But we forgive Freddy – - after all, it’s the dope talking.

DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH!   May 29th, 2010 - 2:35 pm

Yes We Can Build a http://www.NewNation.org YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN!

Traci   May 29th, 2010 - 2:35 pm

oooh please GOP has said worse — now we have Glenn Beck – ridiculing Obama’s kids.

I thought kids were off limits — at lease when the Bush twins were running aroung nude in hotels in brazil. — no one —jumped on this — NUDE – YEP — they were asked to leave the hotel.

traci   May 29th, 2010 - 2:37 pm

at least – sorry about that.

anyway — Cheney is a real gangsta — he will shoot people – including his friends.

You know   May 29th, 2010 - 2:41 pm

Yeah, we know what kind of gun billy boy wants the gangsta to have in his pants. Wish maher would just fall off the planet already. What a waste of space.

solgreatman   May 29th, 2010 - 2:42 pm

“traci”If obama chooses to use his kids as speech enhancers,”did you plug the hole daddy”etc,then dont be surprised if they get ridiculed.

Chuck, a vet   May 29th, 2010 - 2:43 pm

Of course Obama did not have Nagan and Blanco to stall for lack of brains and get in his way. But this princess is too political to listen to Bobby Jhindal, so he stumbles along supported by mental midgets who look like walking cartoon surrounded by liberal lollipops to slam Bush.

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teapartyforever   May 29th, 2010 - 2:51 pm

Maher is a disgrace to the country. he’s wrong on nearly every issue and yet he thinks he’s brilliant. maher is a marxist that fits right in with 0boobo. the sooner he’s off the air the better off the country will be.

libtardssuck   May 29th, 2010 - 2:54 pm

Clearly a racist.

Boxurian   May 29th, 2010 - 2:56 pm

And they call the RIGHT racist? WOW!!! Just wow.

zoey   May 29th, 2010 - 2:59 pm

I guess in Bill Maher’s world all “real” black dudes carry firearms in their pants. What a douche. Why aren’t the race pimps organizing marches to decry this obvious racist slight…Sharpton, Jackson???

CHECKERS   May 29th, 2010 - 3:00 pm

He’s a LIBERAL FASCIST PIG showing his true colors!

Liberalism is a dangerous suicidal mental disorder.

ncerruti   May 29th, 2010 - 3:05 pm

Maher just let his true racist, elitist, flag fly.

DrEdu   May 29th, 2010 - 3:06 pm

RACIST PIG!

txmike   May 29th, 2010 - 3:06 pm

WOW what an ugly stereotype by Maher. Do all progressive liberal democrats do that?

BillyG   May 29th, 2010 - 3:19 pm

I loved watching Bill squirm as he felt compelled against his own nature to rip Oil Slick Obama a new one.

Jenny   May 29th, 2010 - 3:20 pm

I think it was Bill Cosby who used to say only those without real talent have to resort to crude humor. Bill Maher is getting desperate. And if you have to keep making jokes about Kate Gosselin, then you’ve officially tanked and need to pack up! Not even close to funny anymore.

wustyle   May 29th, 2010 - 3:24 pm

@ traci

“daddy did you plug the hole yet” Obummer using his own child for political moves.

W. … not so much.

MN   May 29th, 2010 - 3:25 pm

Humorous cartoon showing Obama and the new Washington dance craze (blame game) at http://drawfortruth.wordpress.com/category/obama/

Paulee   May 29th, 2010 - 3:31 pm

Remember when the civil rights movement first started and all these white johnny come lately ass kissers started joining in protests with black demonstraters? Those people were pure ass kissing phonies who were trying to get in good with black people. They didn’t mean any of it then and they don’t mean it now. Maher is one of those ass kissers who is nothing but a big p***y and would run at the first hint of a fight or confrontation. He will kiss the current regime’s ass because he is afraid of them and what they might do to him if they take total control. He wants to make sure he stays on their good side. Ass Kisser Deluxe and a wimp besides.

Robert   May 29th, 2010 - 3:33 pm

Bill labels the right as racist?

Democrats   May 29th, 2010 - 3:48 pm

To all who shower the Dems with the infinitival, childish name of marxist-

Name me one who admits to being a marxist-put your money where your repeating limpboy drone mouth is and when and where did you hear this?

You keep slandering the Dems with your juvenile slang-now pay up-who has bragged that they are marxist?

Or do you just repeat the moronic spewing of the media hacks of beck, limpboy, hannity?

Anxiously awaiting your reply.

BTW good show as usual, Bill.

Joe   May 29th, 2010 - 3:51 pm

Bill, your a disgusting racist anti american pig!!

Democrats   May 29th, 2010 - 4:06 pm

Sorry about the post above. Mommy had me by the ear at the time and told me to write something nice about the Dems or I wouldn’t get my pacifier. I’m okay now since my diaper has been changed; okay so what if I’m 29 and still in diapers. Anyway, the Dems are commies and un-American and Bill Maher looks like one of those hideous shrunken-apple face dolls and is alos a fruit.

Democrats   May 29th, 2010 - 4:08 pm

By the way,I pine for Obama and his big ears. I’d like him to change my diapers!

Ginger   May 29th, 2010 - 4:09 pm

WOW…people actually find this funny….I wasn’t that immature when I was immature…COME ON PEOPLE..grow up!!!!

And I agree with y’all…VERY racist…that jerk is LUCK he’s a pinko..ONLY way anyone can get a way with this crap….UHHG!

suvrec   May 29th, 2010 - 4:12 pm

To Democrats May 29th, 2010 – 3:48 pm

Jim Wallis, ….. he “preaches” Marxism every time he opens his mouth, he supported the atrocities of Marxist Communists etc etc

He is so typical, lives in luxury, while telling others to share the wealth!! have you seen his house?? you know what he gets paid?? you know how much he tithes? …….

American   May 29th, 2010 - 4:24 pm

Freddy Krueger likes his men the way he likes his teabaggers – strong and black.

fastfacts   May 29th, 2010 - 4:32 pm

Bill Maher is right, finally, but not the way he explained it, I wish he would stand up against corruption, the Special Interests and Unions, that he would have gotten to the gulf faster. That he would stand against Iran as he is with N. Korea. This oil thing those is the most recent so look through all the mistakes he made in these two links:
http://www.americanparchment.com/library/sestak_wh_bribe.html
http://www.americanparchment.com/library/gulf_oil_spill.html

LeMay   May 29th, 2010 - 4:36 pm

I realize he’s just trying to be humorous, but what if Rush Limbagh, Michael Savage or Sean Hannity or someon like them made such a joke.
CNN would be all over it, condemning the racist remarks of a right wing “nut”.
I guess in America only some people can have free speech.

Brock   May 29th, 2010 - 4:39 pm

Maher – Finally he let’s his true feelings be seens and it turns out HE’S A RACIST…..

Dan   May 29th, 2010 - 4:42 pm

The only bigger a** hole we have in this country than Maher, is the black one in the W.H.

Sophie   May 29th, 2010 - 4:43 pm

So in other words he just said that “real black” means thug/gangster. What a RACIST!

mrep   May 29th, 2010 - 4:52 pm

Ya know, I almost feel sorry for these libtards. They were king of their worlds when Bush was in. Now, they have the very President they’ve been dreaming of, I mean every adjective they wished for describes this President. And he’s an utter failure at most everything he does, recently pointed out by left wing media.

Dave   May 29th, 2010 - 5:00 pm

Sounds like Bill’s dream date.

Mick Russom   May 29th, 2010 - 5:08 pm

Maher is a disgusting man. He once declared that Michael Jackson’s victims, if the abuse were substantiated, was ok and no real harm was done and the kids could walk it off.

Maher made controversial remarks about Michael Jackson’s alleged child molestation behavior. He spoke about the lack of perspective when thinking about crimes and criminals. He noted it was only alleged that Michael Jackson “serviced” the children and not the other way around… Mahr then said “But, you know, I remember when I was a kid. I was savagely beaten once by bullies in the schoolyard. Savagely beaten. If I had a choice between being savagely beaten and being gently masturbated by a pop star. It’s just me.”

KDL   May 29th, 2010 - 5:10 pm

Maher did not even get a good laugh out of his audience of jerk-offs!!

Rambo   May 29th, 2010 - 5:19 pm

Maher, the guy with the boot band lips.

RICK   May 29th, 2010 - 5:20 pm

SORRY BILL BUT THAT IS HOW HE IS RUNNING THE COUNTRY.CAPONE WOULD BE PROUD AND MAO ALSO.

Angry   May 29th, 2010 - 5:43 pm

Maher really wants to be on his knees sucking.

Joker face   May 29th, 2010 - 5:51 pm

He’s a black marxist, they don’t carry guns, they make others do it for them. By the way, Bill Maher, you make too much money and need to hand half of it over. Sorry, it’s just the marxist atheist way.

Flannigan   May 29th, 2010 - 6:08 pm

That just proves that the real racists are the Democrats. If they aren’t against it…THEY’RE FOR IT!

Harlo   May 29th, 2010 - 6:17 pm

So Maher doesn’t believe in the constitution or the rule of law, he wants a gang leader who will kill or maim you if you don’t do what he wants.

I don’t know what to say to that… it’s sick.

Archie   May 29th, 2010 - 6:21 pm

I find it hard to believe Obama’s little girl would say something so gay as, “Daddy, did you plug the hole?” It’s ridiculous.

Jobless   May 29th, 2010 - 6:23 pm

Sexism AND racism. And he gets a pass from the media.

Waffen SS   May 29th, 2010 - 6:36 pm

BILL MAHER YEARNS FOR ‘REAL BLACK PRESIDENT’ WITH A GUN IN HIS PANTS

How gay is this guy? Seems lots doesn’t it?

sweetness   May 29th, 2010 - 6:36 pm

Bill Mahr is the man. Nuff said. I watch that guy every chance I get. If you guys are looking more political news, you might want to check out http://www.thepartisandialogues.com .

handleit   May 29th, 2010 - 6:47 pm

I wonder if Mahr is a shortend version of a German name? He sure seems like he would have been a great Nazi supporter. Not as a soldier, this cowardly weirdo is certainly not up to that.

GoreBane   May 29th, 2010 - 6:50 pm

@Democrat: “Name me one who admits to being a marxist” – You really think that these professional liars can be taken at their word? Go down to the corner drug store, get out your pocketbook, and buy yourself a clue!

amabOssAyMssiK   May 29th, 2010 - 6:53 pm

Another bloviating liberal douche just like John Stewart and Sean Penn. You’re not even close to funny BM.

Dan   May 29th, 2010 - 7:04 pm

All these comments seem to go against Bill Maher and yet all those people in the audience seem to enjoy watching him and he must also get enough viewers to be able to have his own televised show. And so how may this be? I as well do care for Bill Maher one bit, but perhaps all who leave comments are conservatives? Perhaps the people who enjoy his menial comments do not feel a need to post a message?

Kevin Stowell   May 29th, 2010 - 7:12 pm

THAT was a pretty racist stereotype. If the enterainment/propaganda industry turned on Maher and he couldn’t find work in either, what does anyone suppose he would have to offer any other kind of employer? Take a second, I’ll wait. Exactly–which is why he’s to be taken as seriously as any other bag of hammers.

He'returns'soon   May 29th, 2010 - 7:14 pm

Bad news Billy boy Obamas gun is a Deringer with bird shot.

Hank in Alabama   May 29th, 2010 - 7:28 pm

Yo, Bill! We can fix you right up if you want to live under a black president that has a gun in his pocket. How about we get you a one way ticket to Zimbabwe? We’ll let Bobby Mugabe know you are on the way with an application for citizenship in your back pocket.

yo14   May 29th, 2010 - 7:34 pm

So wait real blacks carry guns and shoot people in the foot? Thank god Maher is a liberal democrat or that would have been a very racist statement.

My question is who makes money off the poor? Who is getting rich off the poor other than Obama, Jackson, and Sharpton?

The black community is waking up to the fact they are on the liberal plantation. You’re a victim, stay poor, stay angry, stay on the couch, stay on drugs and I’ll extort money on your behalf but will have to keep a 90% finder’s fee. – Barack Obama

temple62   May 29th, 2010 - 7:44 pm

What really needs is a gun in his mouth and the trigger set on “automatic”.

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Ann   May 29th, 2010 - 8:12 pm

Maher is a typical socialist MSM drudge, and a political chameleon, doing a head fake to boost his ratings.

LizardLips   May 29th, 2010 - 8:15 pm

Bill Maher wants a black man with gun in his pants in his(Bill’s)blowhole? Did I get that right or is my dyslexia acting up again?

infinitefreedom   May 29th, 2010 - 8:26 pm

Corpses dead for decades have more active brains than this guy. He’s like a skipped record, “I’m an idiot, I’m an idiot, I’m an idiot…” annoying too. Can’t wait to see him fry, in the infinite. Nothing like the crackle of a moronic lib finally going to hell. & those of us on the conservative side just say “gross”. & carry on with immortal love. Nature will never be undone.

too much acid   May 29th, 2010 - 8:36 pm

What a maroon, and a racist and a fascist=TYPICAL DEMOCRAT.
Why would anyone care what this guy “thinks,” he’s a poster boy from “your brain on drugs” ad, a mental circus freak.

American Dude   May 29th, 2010 - 8:39 pm

What a racist thing to say, you hypocritical pig! You are no more than a hyper sympathetic clansmen and you have shown your true face.
Sharpton & Jackson should be all over you, but they won’t because they are hypocrites too.

Oldbluesboy   May 29th, 2010 - 8:44 pm

Daddy, did you kick Rahm’s butt today? Daddy, do you really like those honkys, or did you lie?

Ken   May 29th, 2010 - 9:06 pm

Does he speak from personal experience when he says he wants a Black President with a gun in his pants? Just wondering.

Military Mom   May 29th, 2010 - 9:13 pm

Traci, during the 2008 campaign, we repeatedly said the children of politicians should be off limits. Naturally any cadidate with children wants to include them You libs who voted for the Grand Poobama went out of your way dailu to attack Palin’s family. Youaccused her husband of being a pedophile and fahering Bristol’s child. You accused Bristol of being Trig’s mom and decided that because she chose to have her child she, and she alone, in a country with milions of teenage pregnant girls, was a whore.You laughed at and made jokws about Willow being raped, and not only mocked a Down’s Syndrome child constantly, you put an ad on EBAY trying to sell him. What you people did and the way you treated her family was disgusting and horrendousm but… you made these rules. You didn’t want to leave the children out of it and now? Live with it. It’s about to get alot worse and you have only yourselves to blame for making that little rule

157 days to Freedom   May 29th, 2010 - 9:23 pm

Look at Bill Maher. He looks like he has either AIDS, or cancer. 157 days to election day people, 157 days to FREEDOM!

truthcop   May 29th, 2010 - 9:57 pm

any of you lefties who arent outraged are a bunch of kool aid drinking tools!
This guy has said one of the most raciest comments on tv of your President and I want to know where the outrage is against Maher and HBO??!!!
And pointing to other peoples bad behavior to justify this is just all kinds of wrong.
Doesn’t Obama smoke Kool’s??!! He play’s basketball…wonder if he eats fried chicken…is that raciest??

MiPain   May 29th, 2010 - 10:23 pm

What a racist Black=Gangsta

DANEL   May 29th, 2010 - 10:24 pm

WELL,MAHER HAS AGAIN ATTEMPTED TO BE FUNNY,AT SOMEONES EXPENSE.THIS BOZO SHOULD TAKE A GOOD LOOK IN THE MIRROR,AND REMIND HIMSELF THAT HE HAS TO TRY HARDER THAN OTHER COMEDY SPECIALISTS,WHO FIND HIS BRAND OF FUNNY,UNFUNNY.HEY BILLY BOY,YOUR NOT FUNNY.YOUR MATERIAL SUCKS,AND YOUR PITIFUL ATTEMPT TO MAKE POINTS ARE NOT HAPPENING.YOUR A REAL DUD,MY BOY.GET A NEW WRITER,ONE THAT DOESN’T HAVE A POLITICAL AGENDA,OR PURPOSEFUL ATTEMPT TO BE FUNNY.WHAT A BORE

Lightrider   May 29th, 2010 - 10:45 pm

PUNK!

indy   May 29th, 2010 - 10:53 pm

You crazies have so much hate in your heart now that you have no sense of humour

handleit   May 29th, 2010 - 11:12 pm

Hey indy, you have so much humor in your heart that it is stinking up the place. Just go to your dam race tommorow and calm down.

james   May 29th, 2010 - 11:32 pm

this racist commie has always been so full of s##t.should go live in venezuela, closes thug w/a pistol in his pants… bill can suck on.

freepetta   May 29th, 2010 - 11:39 pm

Bill Maher, just gets uglier and stupider as he gets older.

Ted in Japan   May 29th, 2010 - 11:41 pm

I seem to recall that many folks on the Left were so keen to get rid of Bush because he was a “Cowboy” with an itchy trigger finger. In fact, I think Maher was big on that line of thinking, hailing Obama as a measured, peace-loving cure for all of Bush’s war-mongering. So apart from being a blatant racist who perpetuates very unflattering stereotypes of black people, the guy also can’t keep his arguments straight.

sweet ole bill   May 29th, 2010 - 11:43 pm

The reason he’s not acting like he’s a black president Bill is because he’s not the first black president. We haven’t had a black president yet. He’s only half black. His mammy was a white ho that just liked BBC.

handleit   May 30th, 2010 - 12:05 am

Now you have gone and made me jealous sweet old blll. I really like your handle. Oh well, I will have to be satified watching our dear old EX-impeached prez, the gray haired mule make a fool of himself.

Bubba   May 30th, 2010 - 12:42 am

Bill Maher, Racist Fag got and Terrible “Comedian”

MAD JEWESS   May 30th, 2010 - 1:21 am

He probably thinks he can jam on over to Israel after he is finished destroying America, but guess what, BOLSHVEVIK:
Even Israel does NOT want you left wing CREEPS.

Babyfacemagee   May 30th, 2010 - 1:29 am

He’s half Irish Catholic and half Russian Jewish. No wonder he’s so conflicted and F*cked up.

Hole   May 30th, 2010 - 1:29 am

Kids are off limits, right? But O$ama is the one who draw his kids into “plugging the hole” business. Dems you should think clearly.

Daddy did YOU plug the hole yet? Now the hole plugger will distance himself because the top kill did not work.

Now the new statement will be Daddy did the BD plugged the hole yet?

Confused   May 30th, 2010 - 1:30 am

I cannot understand why Breitbart gives Maher any acknowledgment. Do you think he is clever?

He is just a vulgar sensationalist; not newsworthy.

MotherFu__er   May 30th, 2010 - 1:45 am

Ha ha ha , ho ho ho, see the half Jew, half drunk say naughty words for money. Ho ho ho, tee hee, snicker, chortel, snort….

wilmac   May 30th, 2010 - 2:14 am

The Messiah’s Glo is wearing off a little.,,ok alot.,
its becoming painfully obvious he really is an inexperienced
empty suit like the right has been saying since day one.,,
its comical to listen to their retreat back under their rock.
how bout we elect Sarah Palin and really drive them crazy.,its my
dream.,

He'returns'soon   May 30th, 2010 - 2:36 am

how much money dose this r-word make? if it’s over 5 dollars per hour he may be a stinking capitolist.

mike morrison   May 30th, 2010 - 2:51 am

I wince when I watch his stand up now. He acts like he’s funny, but he knows that he’s lost it. He’s a pathetic elitist snob who hates America and hates himself.

Buford   May 30th, 2010 - 4:03 am

Bill dont worry too much because Obama has SEIU and Acorn for the gansta gunfights

Mike   May 30th, 2010 - 4:13 am

a has been.Was he ever anything really anyway.Please do not acknowledge this guy.I know if u guys didnt acknowledge cesspool,this site would be near dead,but he is like putting rosie on your home page.Some roaches should not be helped with publicity.He really isnt anything other than gum on my shoe to me.

sage   May 30th, 2010 - 4:45 am

maher is a total homosexual, he wants to see a black mans gun, what a fag!

claspur   May 30th, 2010 - 5:23 am

Just watched a shorter version of this on Real Clear Politics.

They didn’t have “The Brownie” bit of Maher injecting Bush into his bigoted comedy routine posted on that clip.(*Not So Clear Politics *sigh)
Maher might, and should get hit in the pocketbook on this one.

Everyone…. get this mailed out to all the dirtbag liberals you know-asking them how they can defend this bigoted racism.

(Maher’s such an idiot… Hitler came after all of His useful idiot comedians too)

Fake Outrage   May 30th, 2010 - 5:30 am

It’s called political satire, remember that explanation by Sarah Brainless when excusing Limbaugh’s use of “r3tard” – even though it’s factual that both Sarah and her GRANDSON, Tr1g are r3tard5. Trig is an innocent v1ctim of Bristol’s dr*g and a1cohol abu*se during pr3gnancy but Sarah is a r3tard by choice.

Fake Teabag Outrage   May 30th, 2010 - 5:35 am

Ahhh, the infamous phoney outrage from teabaggers…NOW you’re against racial comments. Complain to HBO and maybe Maher will lose his sponsors, oh wait it’s a premium network. Maher’s show has been picked up for it’s 9th season and Glenn Beck has lost 33% of his viewers and half of his sponsors. LOL

Fake Teabag Outrage   May 30th, 2010 - 6:58 am

Ahhh, the infamous phoney outrage from democraps…NOW for racial comments. Complain to BOBO and maybe HARRY REID will no longer call him a light skinned NEGRO with a good dialect they can use.. Maher’s show has been they place where us real teabagggin democraps talk about our fantasys.

That’s not really a big gun maher’s looking for in the real black mans pants.
LOL

Frank   May 30th, 2010 - 7:06 am

Democrats May 29th, 2010 – 3:48 pm
To all who shower the Dems with the infinitival, childish name of marxist-

Name me one who admits to being a marxist-put your money where your repeating limpboy drone mouth is and when and where did you hear this?

You keep slandering the Dems with your juvenile slang-now pay up-who has bragged that they are marxist?

Or do you just repeat the moronic spewing of the media hacks of beck, limpboy, hannity?

Anxiously awaiting your reply.

BTW good show as usual, Bill.
________________________________________________________________________________

Does a child molester tell everyone he/she is a child molester?

Youre a superficial liberal on the outside….but a stone cold wimp on the inside.

What is this ‘anxiously awaiting your reply’ nonsense?!?!

You sound like a sissy.

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