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Other footage of Mr. Gore’s Massage.
What I read yesterday about this whole deal is, this gal has some of Algore’s DNA on some tainted clothing she’s stored-away. (ref: Smoking Gun)
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HILARIOUS!
That bastard
HAPPY ENDING !!!!!!!! HAPPY ENDING !!!!!!!
I’d rather see the Bill Clinton animations. Gore is a bore and Kagan’s dick is probably bigger than Al’s.
I hope that $4it gets what coming to him.
Lying dork!
This is classic. I hope they send that turd up the river.
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Lindsay Lohan – Then & Now (unreal): http://bit.ly/dvMC2S
kmichaels probably has his beach towel out right now with the computer on FULL SCREEN for his man on man action…. you people are DISGUSTING!!!
She sure said “no” a lot, before going ahead and massaging, drinking and getting into bed. Gold digger?
The opening still-shot to this vid looks like Woody Stone is trying to tag her in her slant-eyed browner.
Seems pretty cut and dry to me.
Yep, with this videotape evidence, Al Gore doens’t stand a chance in court. Gore apparently got his DNA on her skirt. I guess he was on his period though the camera missed that part of the encounter.
The funny thing is is that this video is pretty close to what really happened, only toned down for the audience.
I’m so proud of Al. I never knew he had it in him. If that video doesn’t get you aroused, you have some serious problems.
I got aroused at seeing that sweet gal. And yes, I am female. I have the man boobs to prove it.
That was outstanding and great to see the rest of the world is onto this fraud, Gore. He went to all white private schools, and the global warming expert flunked Natural history in college, and his father was a racist segregationist who voted against civil rights and voted to overturn them after they passed.
That’s awesome!
They didn’t show the wanking part after she left the room.
As creepy as this reaction is, the real Gore had to be much CREEPIER—Yuck !!!
Gore is a modern day “LURCH”—big, global goon pervert !
When Hollyweird and Politics mix- this is what you get…one big, sloppy mess !
Looks like he didn’t learn much, about handling the ladies, from his best bud, Leo DeCaprio
GORE IS JUST PLAIN GROSS—UGH !!!
Tipper should have left his butt, years ago-
at least, she still has the “cute factor” going on….
maybe something was lost in the translation?? Al had put in a request to have his Nob-el polished.
This is very good depiction of Gore new hit movie, “Gonad Warming”. Hope the producers win an Oscar for this one and Gore gets a Raspberry Award from his training under Bubba Clinton and Teddy Kennedy’s experience for this part. Bet he wishes this was about John Edwards again but these Dems all keep us in stitches as they waste our money.
Why is this being subtitled into an Asian language? A western language would have been helpful. While the general idea is evident, details of how this is being seen is the east would be interesting.
This may be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen!
I wonder if he offered to pay her in carbon credits?
The very easy on the eyes Megan Kelly, Kimberly Guilfoyle and Jonna Spilbor discuss the former VP accused of sexual misconduct. http://punditgirl.blogspot.com/2010/06/is-al-gore-sex-poodle.html
The translation between English and Chinese is sometimes very weird. So this animation video would help the average Chinese man/woman on the street to understand and grasp what might be lost in the translation. Algore is a pig!!!
I think this is the script they used. http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/06/24/massage-therapist-claims-gore-groped/
I love that scream of rage at being rebuffed on the video. This is hilarious.
these 17 AMERICAN-TRAINED PILOTS with access to security intelligence locations are missing yet our government has not informed the general public to watch out for any of them… WHY?
The understanding of sexual harrassment has no language barriers. HA!
leave it to the asians to duplicate anything from coca-cola to dna in a bottle! remember the Tiger-Elin rundown with the golf club? hiarious. ONLY IN ASIA!
Hey…
Al Gore should thank the animation artist for NOT accurately depicting him for the BIG FAT SLOB that he REALLY is.
Just when I thought animated Asian porn couldn’t get more disgusting…
Fat Gore tried to screw an unwilling partner. Obama is trying to screw an unwilling America. Both need to go to jail.
So Al is back in the public… trying to ignore the scandal. He is attacking the heat wave, of course.
TRANSLATION: What scandal, let’s talk about Global Warming, my real mistress.
There is much more about Al Gore you can find on: http://www.americanparchment.com/library/al_gore.html
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WARNING!
THE WORLD AS YOU HAVE KNOWN IT WILL
SOON BE GOING ………AWAY!
REPENT TO THE LORD OF LORDS
JESUS CHRIST BEFORE YOU ARE
TOO LATE…THIS IS YOUR LAST
CHANCE, CHOOSE WISELY!!!
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Funny as hell, needs subtitles.
John Harris just testified obama had the understanding with BLAGO that in exchange for appointing valerie Jarret for the vacant seat in Chicago tat Blago would be getting a position in the administration’s cabinet in exchange.
but seems obama filled his cabinet with Czars of the Third kind?
report is so far the White House is declining to respond to the allegation. CANT WAIT TO HEAR THEIR RESPONSE.
poor alex. were it not for the knowledge that God will still accept anyone who beleives in His son Christ Jesus and who confessess his sins i would boldly say ALEX is doomed to the pit of hell. but as long as al is breathing there is still hope for him. somehow however i seriously beleive ALEX is afraid to learn about Christ fearing he might not have an excuse for remaining the vile person he is.
Unrelated but also very funny! http://blog.pennlive.com/recipes/2010/06/white_house_loaf.html
Al is too thin and the massage therapist is too young. I can’t help thinking that a massage therapist making an outcall would have to call off the session if any kind of grab a** behavior had taken place. I mean If some funky old bastardo grabs my a**, am I going to give him a chance to do it again? Not likely. I was a registered massage therapist for 8 years. No one got a second chance.
Fat morons need love too: they just have to pay for it with carbon credits.
AWESOME! Now we need a mashup with Newt Gingrich serving divorce papers in the hospital to his cancer-ridden wife on her death bed!! Instant Oscah!
The Lord and stuff will striketh them where it counts, and fire shall engulf their precious steaks on the grill. So sayeth Gordie Howe, most humbly. And Gordie shall confiscate their beers most righteously.
For the biggest self-serving hoax ever perpetrated on willfully ignorant and conscientiously stupid people I give you…
Schadenfreude
Main Entry: scha·den·freu·de
Pronunciation: \ˈshä-dən-ˌfrȯi-də\
Function: noun
Usage: often capitalized
Etymology: German, from Schaden damage + Freude joy
Date: 1895
: enjoyment obtained from the troubles of others
It appears we speak the same language. May Al be ravaged with stiffles, gongora and venerable disease for his sinful ways.
She should get half of everything Al Gore is going to get. 
Hope shes happy.
He actually paid $540.00 according to the report.
Gore new calling is to contain global warming of the gonads.
This is all SO ridiculous! What kind of woman goes to a hotel room to give a man a massage, anyway?? –And then says “NO, NO, NO” to repeated UNWANTED s#xual advances but STICKS AROUND, and then complains about what happens (and saves the DNA)?
On the other hand, it would have been more FUN if the ENTIRE animation had been of a crazed SEX POODLE and his masseuse!
LOL.
This is all SO ridiculous! What kind of woman goes to a hotel room to give a man a massage, anyway?? –And then says “NO, NO, NO” to repeated UNWANTED s#xual advances but STICKS AROUND, and then complains about what happens (and saves the DNA)?
On the other hand, it would have been more FUN if the ENTIRE animation had been of a crazed S3X POODLE and his masseuse!
LOL.
That’s about right I’m sure gave him a happy ending tho
PRICELESS !
This story is not going to mean anything without the pants.”you know the one?.., the one that has a temperature, and has lots of global warming on it”
Hysterical. Now can we see one of Nikki Haley?
“Are ya packing heat, Mr Gore, or are you just happy to see me?”
“This is very good depiction of Gore new hit movie, ‘Gonad Warming’.”
“Groinal Warming”, of course, has considerably more panache.
Just when we were lead to think that Al Gore’s Global warming was all in his head; now we learn that it resides mainly in his pants.
My stomach hurts I am laughing so hard!!! Lmfao!!!! That made my morning. Talk about a tsunami of karma. “You can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can’t fool all the people all the time” Al. You were a laughing stock to anyone with half a brain before. Now, have fun being a laughing stock the rest of your life to EVERYONE. Lets look at the last couple years of Al’s demise. Climategate, showing his “crusade” to be just what we all knew, a racket. Buying a house in Malibu on the very sea he claims will rise and destroy billions of lives. A divorce to what really was a good woman–mainly for staying with this waste of space for so long. And then the pièce de résistance, massagegate. I smell an after-school special coming.
Boy, this jerk just keeps making George Bush look better and better-
NO WONDER, he beat “da pants off Gore in the election-
Once again, Big Daddy Gore caught with his pants down……and off
What a creep !
Just think- what must HIS daughters be thinking of Daddy Warbucks, now ?
What if some creep treated his daughters, the way he did this female?
Where are all the screaming femi-nazis, shouting down Frisky AL’s treatment of working women ?
Forget all that Global Warming Crap, BIG AL-
This little, masseuse escapade WILL be what YOU are remembered for…………..
Al Gore should have just asked Eliot Spitzer where to find girls, or any other top ranking Democrat male.
I know… let’s make him our President!
Now I don’t like Al all that much, hell I don’t like him at all. But, you just can’t come back after that much time and cry rape. Sorry I don’t buy it.
The lady has no credibilty, and as much as I would love to see the big guy take a fall, this ain’t it. They couldn’t get Buba when they had him dead to rights,and I’m not talking about the blue dress, they won’t hurt Al with this. Hell it might even help him.
Bring new meaning to the term “forcing”.
omg! that was so hot….;>)
Now we know – it was Gore not the earth that is getting hotter, but Al the fool cannot tell the difference.
Gore is being gored by his own bologna.
What a carbon tax scammer.
At least the American sheeple are waking up to their scams.
For example, the government’s Income tax scam (courtesy of bankers).
Its not any harder than excluded income, eliminated income, eliminated items, or any harder than simple instructions, such as, how to determine taxable income.
WHAT IS TAXED . com
Al must have raided Tipper’s “Filthy Fifteen” Collection (OMG!The Horror!) before he Molested that woman.
Yeah that’s Ticket! Right, Manbearpig? That DEBIL Music Made Ya’ Do It. You played it backwards and then…
Al and Tipper Gore are Two Power & Control Freak A-Hole peas in a pod who
Deserve each other and all the Misery That Comes In Tow.
Gore in a bathrobe with a woody is enough to make any woman run for her life but I guess after 40 years of waking up next to tipper would make a man want to screw a catcher’s mit.
The only obvious problem with this clip is that Gore is WAYYYYY to overanimated! He’s just a giant lumbering plank of wood, and only got turned into a god by his sycophantic supporters the day after the the American Constitution’s prescribed process for choosing a winner in the 2000 presidential race resulted in Bush winning that vote. Before that date, everyone including Saturday Night Live and their famous “lockbox” sketch, used to recognize that Gore didn’t even muster the college academic results of Bush and was a giant lump of nothing. Amazing what Bush Derangement Syndrome did to everyone is the USA. Gore became a near-billionaire, won a Nobel prize and became a living god in the eyes of many of the ideologically intoxicated, even moving into a huge seaside mansion while telling the rest of the planet that the ocean levels are rising precipitously and refusing to answer any difficult or even follow-up questions. He is what he is when you STRIP it all away: a boy with very little academic ability and an apparent inability to stick to his marriage vows, and an absolutely and completely bogus human-caused take on what is essentially the earth’s natural cooling-and-warming cycle. Hypocrites and charlatans like this deserve all the Karma they get in the end for their ill-gotten gains at the expense of the desperate sheep that they shear!
Damn, Al, use your brain man. Hire yourself a few interns to help mwith your problem. Or look up “escort service” in the phone book. You always were a dumb as a rock…
And the INVASION of the USA continues… http://www.BorderInvasionPics.com
I liked the sound track.
Al Gore confronted in Chicago Bookstore
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwkR3uuZMIM
the source for global warming has been found, the overheated sex poodle
Al Gore: the universal punchline.
But seriously, this is a disturbed individual that many actually VOTED FOR (!) for president. I didn’t. The dem/lib attack machine will undoubtedly start describing the victim as “ugly” and “sluttish” in the fine Clintonesque tradition.
Hopefully, this incident will quiet Al’s hysterical Global Warming crusade while he quietly returns his (undeserved) Oscar and Nobel Prize.
November, folks.
Is anyone really surprised that this nut-job is like this?
To quote the immortal Frank Zappa, who gave Tipper an earful during Senate hearing about “bad language” in music:
“The poodle bites, the poodle chews it” And the Crazed Sex Poodle description…. Does that mean he wanted “doggie-style”?
AlGore sure puts the “Pig” in Manbearpig!! I hope he pays his carbon taxes on his emissions. Yes, even semen has carbon!
Really loved the cheesy porn music in the background!
I will not watch that video but I will say, Hey Gore, WILL YOU PLEASE JUST GO AWAY NOW AND DON’T BOTHER US ANY MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!
HILLARIOUS!!!
That video is the heeelaaarious!
I laughed and laughed and laughed when I heard this. Al, don’t you watch Friends? There is a difference between a massuse and a hooker. Spitzer could had told you. Don’t you know how the world works? You have always been dumber than the average Dem.
REPUKES ARE BATING ALL OVER THE COUNTRY
Could you stop offending gay people and Republicans. Because there isn’t a person on the planet that looks at Al Gore (besides Al Gore) and thinks “I am aroused.” The man looks like he ate Michael Moore for gosh sakes. The situation is a train wreck. And it couldn’t have happen to a better person (now that John Murtha is dead).
Matt,
It is beneath you to post something like this.
I get it now.
He won an Oscar. He won a Nobel Peace Prize. Now he is trying to win an award at the AVNs. There has to be an award for best impression of a whale on woman action?
Didn’t they have a fat animation they could have used for Algore? That skinny guy is way off.
Now that all you sheep ate your cereal and laughed along with the Saturday cartoon, why don’t you take a moment and go read the woman’s testimony. Tell me how funny sexual assault really is.
You all should be ashamed of yourselves.
That’s the reason why Tipper has been on depression pills all these years.
Tipper couldn’t stand being in the same room with the Viagra poodle. YUCK!
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AlBore disgusted me 20 years ago and he still disgusts me today. No difference. The egos on these fat greedy liberals are beyond belief. George Bush is a saint compared to these evildoers.
Hilarious, but the animated figure isn’t fat enough. Godzilla would be more appropriate.
Look for Gore to be on Saturday Night Live soon to make fun of this just as they had Janet Reno on after she allowed the murder of men, women and children at Waco.
Wow–they got that Man/Bear/Pig likeness and behavior down pat.
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You’d think after eight years with Clinton he’d be a little better at rape.
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This has got to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen! I can just picture frumpy old AlGore trying to get some lady to touch his junk! I bet he used some lame Global Warming pick up lines… “Is the earth getting warmer or is it just hot in my pants?”