Al Gore Tells SNL He Has New Plan Involving Trees and Toy Guns

"It's time for us to out crazy the crazy."

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November 22, 2009 at 8:41 pm - NBC
Dateline: New York, NY
tduck   November 22nd, 2009 - 9:59 pm

…Gore is a Ho….if it was up to me,……………..no I can’t say

stacy   November 22nd, 2009 - 10:11 pm

Nobody out crazies Al Gore!!!!

I watched this ad last night. SNL has really sold out. I thought they were going to kiss at the end of the segment.

Al, my kids thank you for making their lives look so bleak. You made your money off of this global warming scam, you leach. You will destroy our economy and prevent India and China and Pakistan of ever becoming 1st world countries. If they developed wouldn’t it be bad for the planet? Your idea is to keep HUMANS down. You are an elitist slug who makes money off of hobbling and preventing others from becoming successful. You have proven to be a HUGE hypocrite — huge houses, cars, plane travel etc. You are the worst type of do-gooder there is. Your photoshop book is going to make you a laughing stalk. People can still say they really thought you won the election for president — But everyone EVERYONE breathed a huge sigh of relief when 9/11 rolled around and you were NOT president. You are unstable, arrogant, and a die-cast politician. ICK!

And Al, Keep your hands off my kid’s future!!!!!

Hooter   November 22nd, 2009 - 10:26 pm

Al Gore laughing all the way to the bank

Sylvia   November 22nd, 2009 - 10:37 pm

60 degrees in NYC on November 21st?

Somebody should tell this Ponzi weatherman that the normal high for 11/21 in NYC is 54 degrees. 6 degrees… Oooo, I’m burning up. Shut down all the factories and let’s live like the Flintstones.

I’m sure 3-Card-Monty Al didn’t take the train to NYC.

Early Cuyler   November 22nd, 2009 - 11:00 pm

Gore should have mentioned that he stands to make billions of dollars if we follow his advice.

Never trust a prophet who profits.

J.B.H.   November 22nd, 2009 - 11:00 pm

We’ve known this fat, mental midget has been nuts for years. But the libloon seals who clap on command in the audience is what is truly scary.

dontflagmebro   November 22nd, 2009 - 11:03 pm

He means they have a plan to cut down our trees and take our guns.

Rick   November 22nd, 2009 - 11:12 pm

Untruthful Gore and SNL had Jumped the Shark many moons ago.

GOREWHORE   November 22nd, 2009 - 11:21 pm

Did I hear him say, “he was GOING to START acting crazy”? You’ve been crazy for years now GoreWhore.

MagicMan   November 22nd, 2009 - 11:46 pm

We are at a critical moment, Al. You and your cult continue this lie while the CRU file hacking is exposing this whole GW movement as dung, bunk, BS, and one of the biggest lies of this or the last century.

john   November 22nd, 2009 - 11:50 pm

a hole.

James K   November 23rd, 2009 - 1:13 am

Renewable Energy = Nuclear Energy

&

Gore:Clinton::Biden:Obama

Calvin&Hobbes   November 23rd, 2009 - 1:24 am

Rich SOB sells snake oil and the stupid Socialist Democrats are buying it.

I’m still waiting on the debates over this so called “Global Warming or “Climate Change” or what ever it’s called today.

Socialist Democrat Morons.

Lance   November 23rd, 2009 - 1:27 am

When Al Gore is willing to debate Lord Christopher Monckton on this change that is a farse,I will listen to what He has to say.I would be incredibly worried if the climate had no change at all.Our planet had an Ice Age fairly recently,here in Southern California ,We had a giant lake in our Desert that vanished recently, and that happened before the Automobile even existed !I cant stand being tricked,or used as a TOOL. Wake up it’s our Childrens future that Al Gore is Using for leverage!

lylelovett666   November 23rd, 2009 - 2:14 am

How ironic that on the day thousands of emails illustrating this epic fraud have come to light the gorebot is still trying to turn a buck on the lie.A guy so bright and with such a grip on science he thinks the inner temp of the earth is millions of degrees.He knows he’s the whole thing is a bag of road apples and that’s why there will never be a debate.

Roger   November 23rd, 2009 - 2:38 am

How real., a guy with a freaking joke of a cause, telling jokes. He needs to make Al Gore relevent.

An 'inconvenient' plan?   November 23rd, 2009 - 2:42 am

Regarding the video “Al Gore Tells SNL He Has New Plan Involving Trees and Toy Guns” presented here (which I choose not to watch):

1. I sincerely hope Al Gore’s plan involving trees does NOT involve him swinging from one if he chooses to hang himself.

2. I sincerely hope Al Gore’s plan involving toy guns does NOT involve him pointing one at a police oficer.

dude   November 23rd, 2009 - 3:12 am

Recall that Tennessee would not even vote for this charlatan.

They knew the lying piece-of-crap that he was…and still is.

Hearing this loser speak makes me shudder to think what if…

And the only green in Al Gore’s life is currency and soylent.

Colleen   November 23rd, 2009 - 3:54 am

I personally find this a hell of a lot more offensive than the Palin video, which I saw as a smack more towards the DNC and LameStream Media’s one sided assault on her.

Dave, Tn   November 23rd, 2009 - 6:58 am

Bring on the domestic terrorism/fraud trials of these criminals. Make them defend themselves in court until they’re jailed or broke.

claspur   November 23rd, 2009 - 7:12 am

Hey Dilgore,
Are you going to be providing us with your gas and electric bills for your 22 room mansion again this Winter, you hypocrite.

Did He mention the Hack on electronic data at The Climate Research Unit at the University of East Anglia, in Briton on this video? (couldn’t watch all of it because it was Dilgore…making me gag my coffee…again)

Seems these e-mails, some 300+, have been written by various researchers.
(on the pro-side of this fraud about covering-up and quashing facts that they’ve discovered that doesn’t side with their agenda)

There’s an update to this jazz on the upper-right side of Drudge this morning, btw….

Ron Marsh   November 23rd, 2009 - 9:11 am

This is the biggest lyer in the world, and scam artist.

Cliff the edge   November 23rd, 2009 - 9:35 am

Al Gore is a crazy as they get! He is a shill for the Un and is stealing your money. He’s anti-American and is perpatrading the largest hoax in history by claiming we’re having global warming! He’s getting million fromthe UN to keep say it! It’s all a lie! The e-mails from England prove it! Of course it a conspiracy! the elites want to control our every move our every thought! wake Up America! Jail Gore for fraud! Kick the UN out of America they are all dictators and thieves! wake Up America before your a slave to the rich elite from Harvard or yale or the lame ass media! Wake up before its too late to keep your children from becoming slaves! Only you can stop this! Only you have the power! If you don’t stop them who will! Now is the time for civil disobience! wake Up America!

Freddo   November 23rd, 2009 - 9:57 am

I’m looking forward to the film clip where Al Gore seizes up and croaks on stage. That red-faced turd must have a BP of 200/120. Either that or he’s embarassed about all his lies.

J.B.H.   November 23rd, 2009 - 10:01 am

When that cow Tipper Gore farts, she releases more ozone damaging methane than a large herd of Holsteins.

thirteenburn   November 23rd, 2009 - 10:01 am

Al Gore is over. Now that the reams of emails proving that Global Warming/Climate Change was all a hoax, he’s now rendered irrelevant, as is NBC. Of course they’re going to continue to lie. They have no choice.

Jeffery Im(melt for Obama) will lose his job, it’s only a matter of time. So to will Brian Williams as well as the entire “news” arm of General Electric, which will lead to the destruction of the uber-liberal arm of the Democrat Party, lead by Herr Pelosi, Herr Reid and their gestapo Nazi goonsquad. It’s all going to come down around their feet and the best part is that it will be at least 100 years before the Democrat Party even gets close to having the majority they’ve now screwed up beyond any salvage.

“A man who reads nothing is far smarter than a man who reads nothing but newspapers” — T. Jefferson; 1789

doogle   November 23rd, 2009 - 10:19 am

Sa-turd-ay Night Live (SNL) is the main news source for the lib-leftwing-dimwits.

That, and Jon Stewart.

jason   November 23rd, 2009 - 11:20 am

Wow, finally found something Al can do?
Comedy? Comes to Al about as natural as a virus.

Wow, finally found something Al can do?

redhawk   November 23rd, 2009 - 11:38 am

Might it be that PHAT Albert Gore is actually going to be HONEST??? I know I must be dreaminmg but it Beats the Gore Nighmares….

Dave   November 23rd, 2009 - 11:56 am

Hey Al…. Go screw a Polar Bear!

GAMESTA   November 23rd, 2009 - 12:56 pm

Just remember, the leaders of the green movement are ALL displaced Marxists and socialists.

Believe that!

H2K   November 23rd, 2009 - 2:13 pm

I think I know Al’s plan Involving Trees and Toy Guns:
First he’ll shove the tree up his a.zz, then he’ll take the toy gun and shove it up his a.zz.

Then he’ll make hundreds of millions of dollars using the feeble minded leftists who treat him like the Rock Star that he is NOT.

Michael   November 23rd, 2009 - 3:40 pm

Climate data fraudulently altered by scientists to support Global Warming. Data disproving Global Warming deleted or hidden.

http://www.braindeadrepublican.com/knowledge/Climate+Research+Unit+Data+Hacked
http://www.braindeadrepublican.com/knowledge/Climate+Change
http://www.braindeadrepublican.com/knowledge/Al+Gore

algore   November 23rd, 2009 - 3:41 pm

the worst part is that this idiot almost was elected Presdient….

Eddie   November 23rd, 2009 - 4:46 pm

Video is proof positive that Gore is a clown!

PM Connors   November 23rd, 2009 - 7:25 pm

Argh! I sense Gore takes himself seriously while trying to be humorous. I echo the lament from an earlier post, “this idiot almost was elected President…” I was once one of SNL’s biggest fans, but my affinity for the show ended in the past several years, directly related to this past election.

Albert   November 23rd, 2009 - 8:12 pm

I wonder how much foot print he created making the appearance on SNL. I am not sure who is more pathetic him or Obama..
Gore shut your pie hole..I am from Tanzania and was just there a few months ago, Mt. Kilimanjaro is not melting..you are a big fat liar

AD   November 23rd, 2009 - 9:06 pm

THIS IS ANOTHER PLOY FOR REDISTRIBUTION OF OUR NATIONS WEALTH… WHY DON’T THESE LIBERAL MORONS SHOULD REDISTRIBUTE THEIR OWN WEALTH!!!!!

Troutlips   November 23rd, 2009 - 9:26 pm

Al’s about as funny as a turd in a punchbowl. However, I can’t help but think that his amateurish attempt at humor is a segue to his disappearing since it has been learned that the “warmists” have been discredited.

Carolyn   November 23rd, 2009 - 10:56 pm

I don’t agree with anything Al Gore stands for, but I have to say this was really funny. The mild self-effacing humor actually made his serious comments sound reasonable. Too bad because, upon further reflection, they’re not.

Red   November 23rd, 2009 - 11:49 pm

The Church of Climatology marches on, with a Jimmy Swaggart / Jim Baker preacher wannabe at the pulpit.

Pete   November 24th, 2009 - 12:43 am

The hypocrisy and willful blindness of D.C. politicians is stunning. After near record low summer and fall temps, our earliest snowfalls and record ski resort openings; I’m rooting for nature to send an ice sheet up Gore’s… uh… back porch.

SanFranciscoGo   November 24th, 2009 - 12:59 am

Wondering if Al gore is going to give America flowers and take her to a movie?

Holly Lamb   November 24th, 2009 - 1:11 am

To Stacy:

You go MOM!! My kids are grown and I worry about their future, Al Gore and his leftist agenda want to keep me from having grandchildren. Has anyone ever thought about how these left-wing nut jobs go around in such a state of denial with a clear case of screwed up conscience? What is it like to support killing babies and at the same time talk about saving dying polar bears? WTH, maybe I’m screwed up in the head because I don’t think a dying polar bear is as important as a dying baby. Maybe it’s ME with the problem?

PK   November 24th, 2009 - 2:40 am

Unfunny leftist idiots.

POed Taxpayer   November 24th, 2009 - 6:18 am

Calvin&Hobbes November 23rd, 2009 – 1:24 am
Rich SOB sells snake oil and the stupid Socialist Democrats are buying it.
___________________

Sadly WE as taxpayers are being forced to PAY for the snake oil!

Kick the crooked SOBS outta’ office!!!!

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