A Para-sailing Donkey

Police are investigating claims of animal cruelty after a donkey was strapped to a parasail and thrust into the air in an apparent advertising stunt last week.

July 20, 2010 at 2:37 pm - RT.com
Dateline: Russia
ChrisSmith   July 20th, 2010 - 9:48 pm

Why are the police looking into this? They need to give that donkey a medal for Epic Win!

Spanky2   July 20th, 2010 - 9:55 pm

Looks like the Dem party mascot.

Wasilla_Grizzly   July 20th, 2010 - 9:58 pm

Looks like Andrew is trying to deflect the window lickers from his latest disgrace with some shinny stuff.

Malachi42   July 20th, 2010 - 10:07 pm

So Nancy went para-sailing, so no jokes about now that you saw a pig fly.

mariodebarrio   July 20th, 2010 - 10:15 pm

Its the new democrat air force plan for the afghans.

Chicken_Shitte   July 20th, 2010 - 10:16 pm

Holy Tap dancing Jeezus, a flying donkey! Now I can honestly say I have seen everything.

Diptera   July 20th, 2010 - 10:27 pm

It's an omen – dementocrats bailing out of the half-whitehouse before the election – LOL

Kevin Stowell   July 20th, 2010 - 10:34 pm

The reporter said the donkey brayed as it went over the water. Correction: "Hey, Bernie, I can see your beach house from here!"

catzmeow   July 20th, 2010 - 10:38 pm

Poor Donkey. I don't care what anyone says, this creature did not deserve to be treated so cruelly.

Sickofobama   July 20th, 2010 - 10:55 pm

Russians are cruel, savage human beings.

Muslims are cruel, savage human beings.

Animals are playtoys to the barbarians of the world.

The real God will get justice for that poor donkey and all the other animals killed and tortured for someone's amusement.

puck30   July 20th, 2010 - 11:11 pm

I was wondering whatever became of the 'High Diving Mule' that use to come to our Carnival every year.

UrinalMint   July 20th, 2010 - 11:17 pm

The dems have reverted to a pre-MSN means of spreading balderdash to the people.

Davecat84   July 20th, 2010 - 11:54 pm

If this had been an American "donkey," it would have had a golden, government parachute.

Spanky2   July 21st, 2010 - 12:10 am

Bernie Frank?

Kevin Stowell   July 21st, 2010 - 12:14 am

Possibly, if the donkey was sailing over Fire Island.

Kevin Stowell   July 21st, 2010 - 12:15 am

He got his ass handed to him. :o )

Spanky2   July 21st, 2010 - 12:16 am

That drug mule is higher than a kite!

Kevin Stowell   July 21st, 2010 - 12:20 am

Was Bette Midler with him. Any eagles?

Kevin Stowell   July 20th, 2010 - 5:22 pm

It landed and, now, it's being served up in burro-itos.

Spanky2   July 21st, 2010 - 12:49 am

Wasilla_Grizzly is the whine beneath our feet.

Spanky2   July 21st, 2010 - 12:52 am

Frank was making it rein?

TexasStomp   July 21st, 2010 - 12:54 am

u know ur goin ta PETA hell fur that one, right????

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

TexasStomp   July 21st, 2010 - 12:56 am

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dang, gonna have to pull my computer back if you guys keep this up!

TexasStomp   July 21st, 2010 - 12:57 am

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

yur killin me, Smalls.

LOLOLOLOL!

TexasStomp   July 21st, 2010 - 12:59 am

DUDE,

PROZAC!

NOW!

:-O

TexasStomp   July 21st, 2010 - 1:00 am

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

stop….you guys are killin me, lolol!

Spanky2   July 21st, 2010 - 1:00 am

I otter be in trouble!

Kevin Stowell   July 21st, 2010 - 1:02 am

No, but he was dressed up in his thunderstormtrooper uniform.

Kevin Stowell   July 21st, 2010 - 1:03 am

Wasillia is the lice beneath my wings.

Bette

Spanky2   July 21st, 2010 - 1:09 am

I'm a fried so.

Spanky2   July 21st, 2010 - 1:10 am

I'm glad Nancy returned it.

Kevin Stowell   July 21st, 2010 - 1:25 am

You need to paws for reflection on what you have dung.

Spanky2   July 21st, 2010 - 1:32 am

The reporter said the donkey brayed as it went over the water

Was its hair long enough?

Spanky2   July 21st, 2010 - 1:32 am

I will beavery careful.

Kevin Stowell   July 20th, 2010 - 6:39 pm

LMAO. Don't let it gnaw at you, dam it.

Kevin Stowell   July 21st, 2010 - 1:40 am

Long enough to exercise its constitutionally-given right to the hirsute of happiness.

TexasStomp   July 21st, 2010 - 1:49 am

More new tasking for NASA?

NEXT GENERATION ASSSSSSSstronaut?

john g   July 21st, 2010 - 1:52 am

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly!

- Donkey (from Shrek)

Rebas_Thgil   July 21st, 2010 - 3:19 am

Yeah, but so many of us are confused about which end of her was facing forward.

amanuensis   July 21st, 2010 - 3:23 am

My what big ears you have, donkey.
This is the symbol of the progressive wing of the National Socialist Party in Amerika.

Rebas_Thgil   July 21st, 2010 - 3:27 am

It's a democrat trying to show us how to fly without fossil fuel, but his navigationals didn't keep him out of restricted airspace.

TexasStomp   July 21st, 2010 - 3:34 am

pity point, grizzly.

just helpin ya bump yur numberz ;-)

MaxineCA   July 21st, 2010 - 4:05 am

I generally have a great sense of humor, and always appreciate the creative funny comments here. But I must say, after reading a detailed article about this earlier today….. I don't find it funny at all. The donkey was dropped from a very high attitude. The children and the families on the beach wondered why a "dog" was parasailing. It wasn't until the donkey got close enough they could hear the loud brayes (screams) and realized it was a donkey. When it landed it was dragged by the parachute for quite a distance. (Don't think you can train a donkey to land on all 4's). It didn't land in a good way and suffered injuries after being dragged down the beach. All of the families that were on the beach had to witness this were terrified during the whole event. So no, I don't find this funny at all, for the poor donkey or the families that had to witness it. I'm sure the children that witnessed it won't sleep well tonight.

PowerAhead   July 21st, 2010 - 4:45 am

Russian libtards.

TexasStomp   July 21st, 2010 - 4:47 am

HEEHAWHEEHAWHEEEHAW!

POST OF THE DAM DAY, KEVIN!

emuboot   July 21st, 2010 - 8:48 am

So no, I don't find this funny at all, for the poor donkey or the families that had to witness it. I'm sure the children that witnessed it won't sleep well tonight.

Kevin Stowell   July 21st, 2010 - 12:10 pm

No gauges–they fly by the seat of their pants.

Kevin Stowell   July 21st, 2010 - 5:11 am

'Seen some pretty "fly" donkeys, though. Drove me to make an ass outta myself.

Kevin Stowell   July 21st, 2010 - 2:26 pm

"My what big ears you have, donkey." All the better to ignore the protestations and wishes of the people, my pretty.

Spanky2   July 21st, 2010 - 2:33 pm

I muscrat ch my head to come up with a rejoinder.

Kevin Stowell   July 21st, 2010 - 2:47 pm

Maybe we should tapir off. I haven't had breakfast yet. I've got the Donkeyjote de la Munchies.

Kevin Stowell   July 21st, 2010 - 3:12 pm

Measure the projectile crap. The "North" end puts out more.

Spanky2   July 21st, 2010 - 3:40 pm

Sancho Panza it that way, how about you Cervantes up a couple of pancakes?

codenamemojo   July 21st, 2010 - 3:48 pm

Looks like a mule, not a donkey.

Kevin Stowell   July 21st, 2010 - 8:49 am

The last time I had your pancakes, I ended up incómodo on the, well, commode–doh!

Spanky2   July 21st, 2010 - 9:22 am

There are two sides to every pancake, except those made with the Obama recipe. There is only one side to theirs, which are basically full of crepe.

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Well that turns it around, then, 'cause I thought that Nanzi was just using her afterburner.

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