‘Very, Very, Very Old’ McCain on SNL: ‘Jamming Gaydar is Not a Federal Responsibility’

"That's something best left to state and local government."

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May 18, 2008 at 8:14 am - NBC
Dateline: New York, NY
Rover   May 18th, 2008 - 11:22 am

John McCain is only 2.4 billion seconds old. If they gave him a $100 bill for every second he has been alive, he would only have 1/2 enough of the money needed to pay for the Iraq invasion.

Think about that…

Tulok   May 18th, 2008 - 1:07 pm

“Dis guy iza so funny.”

Is that you Jar Jar Binks? Is you thinking youse people gonna die?

Kevin   May 18th, 2008 - 1:58 pm

Interesting that between the jokes he focussed on Economic issues, not Iraq.

JimBo   May 18th, 2008 - 2:07 pm

If I were a terrorist I would vote for Obama.

John Z   May 18th, 2008 - 2:07 pm

He a socialist pig who will sell out the USA for a handful of tacos so keep drinking the koolaide you libtards when the illegalofascists take over the country oh waite, its too late. soon we will not be able to speak or writhe English anymore just mexican,,

we have to fight back now. Boycott Taco Belle, don’t eat at mexican resturants, don’t by chips or salsa, dont drink tequila, don’t speak spanish except for Vamoose you beaners, dont eat lettuce, do’t buy houses built by illegals, don’t drink tequila, don’t pick up mexican chicks or even speak to them, don’t eat any mexican food, don’t drink tequila, take to the streets, repel the invaders

selltheusa   May 18th, 2008 - 5:24 pm

5th from the bottom of his class….divorced his wife when she found out she had cancer….open borders traitor…..keating 5 beneficiary….golddigger married to a barren pillpopper who stole from charity…..inept pilot “reverse ace” responsible for forrestal fire…probable viet kong collaborator…..israel firster…..it’s this or a stammering marxist mulatto bastard strawman who has 7 half brothers and sisters, or a socialist lesbian…..”leaders” aren’t elected, they’re “selected”.

Javier   May 18th, 2008 - 5:48 pm

Dis guy iza so funny. Tanks to him I ama living and jaworking construshun in Phoenix for $12 jan jahour with a stolen social chasecurtiy number. I even have dos social chascurity numbers so I can also collect wealfare benifts too. My espousa also gets food stamps and WICS cards for my five kids..

We jar planning to to move my other 14 relatives to the Phoenix area as soon as we can pay the cyotes $2,000 that my cousin Hector will make moving coca and mota for La eMe.

So keep laughing at your pretend leaders you stupid American while thousangs of square miles of jour country is invaded by us “undocjumented workers” while you are forced to pick up the tab complements of your lame leaders like McCain and Obama.

Tropicana   May 18th, 2008 - 6:19 pm

Sounds good Javier. See you soon.

Son of Enzo   May 19th, 2008 - 6:27 am

I think McCain is the best. Im sure he’ll win the democrat nomination. He is the best out of the three dems. Plus he has twice the lack of knowledge, i meant experience, of Obama!

Lonny Paul .com   May 19th, 2008 - 6:35 am

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BeverlyAnn66   May 19th, 2008 - 10:59 am

Somebody take this old un-funny FART back to the nursing home!

TexMexLover   May 19th, 2008 - 5:31 pm

NOW WAIT A MINUTE JohnZ–THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!! Give up chips and salsa. NO way, Hose. It’s all made in the US so what’s the point?

Angrymale   May 19th, 2008 - 7:22 pm

I’m glad the presidency is such a serious matter to this corrupt idiot. Maybe he can go on MTV next and tell all of the brain dead youth of our country what kind of underwear he wears. It worked for Billy Boy.

Sean   May 19th, 2008 - 10:04 pm

We are all doomed!

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