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I’m STILL laughing my a$$ of at that one! Right up there with Limpdick!

Ha! Who DOSEN’T make fun of Palin???

Bilderberg Bush-Obama is a disgrace to our nation.

He sits and laughs while America burns!

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JUST ANOTHER PATHETIC DAY IN THE ‘REIGN OF BARRY HUSSEIN’ AND BILDERBERG AGENDA TO DESTROY AMERICA FROM WITHIN BY TAKING OVER THE BANKS, PRIVATE COMPANIES AND ONE BIG SPENDING BILL AT A TIME PUTTING AMERICANS ON THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE WHILE HE SITS IN LUXURY ON OUR DIME!

you’ll be telling it tomorrow….HA!

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oh look how the mooching libtards come out like flies to poop for a free dinner and lame not even amateur level jokes! Pathetic, LOL! Serioulsy what kind of sorry a-s-s douche would pay to see this fugly-as-sin libtard hack try to be funny for even 2 minutes? Hell if she wasnt so damned ugly the only thing from her I could laugh about is that god awful hair! I seen mutilated troll dolls that look more attractive than this witch. Her head looks like a crackhead tried to give her a perm with a dustbuster and a weed wacker! Want to talk about abstinence its just too damn bad her parents didnt try it before making the mistake that ended up being her!

This woman isa RACIST, SICK VERY SICK , NOT FUNNY , DEMENTED

This “lady” was kind of funny as the maid on the Jeffersons.

Then not as funny on 227, but now she is just twisted.

Democrats are angry EVIL children. Every immoral violent no self respecting behavior can be traced back to a liberal mind.

why is it that ugly people hate Sarah Palin?

Wanda Sykes, eh? Don’t raise your voice, m’am, improve your argument! We hardly know ya, so please tell us about your own family….your hubby too: None on drugs? No convictions? Are you still happily married ala Sarah Palin? Methinks you might be the wrong type of person to be knockin’ abstinence. Are you sure that a night in the wine didn’t go to your head? Hmm. We’ll take Palin 10,000-1 ahead of B.H.Obama, and 10,000-1 for Limbaugh over Rev. Wright’s (and that ex-terrorist’s – Illinois choice. And to boot, I’ll add Mitt Romney over B.H.O. with the same odds. Hey, why not sit in with Limbaugh and make my day and show America what you’re made of? As for your “Make-Us-Laugh” attempt, I’m trying hard to imagine you with a personality. Too many freaks on the card, not enuf circuses! Drum-roll, please! God Bless America indeed!

What’s the difference between Sarah Palin’s daughters and Barry’s daughters?
Sarah’s daughters will never know what it is like to get abortions!

Is it too late for Wanda’s mother to get an abortion?
Yew all be tellin’ that on tomorry.

As Don Imus would say, “nappy headed hoe”.

Wow. She’s so funny that she laughs at her own jokes.

She and Michelle Obama have a lot in common. They both traveled on the Starship Enterprise.

Slapshot, I was thinking the same thing.

What a class act. Makes me glad NOT to be a liberal.

EVERYONE knows who the gorgeous Sarah Palin is.

Who in the heck is Wanda Sykes???????????

Wanda proves that the Bell Curve was correct. Too bad MSNBC continues to be in the toilet with there gross coverage of the liberal left. I’m prolife, but would make an exception in this case.

Jack

THE SADDIST THING IS THAT SYKES MOTHER DID NOT PRACTICE TOTAL ABSTINENCE AND GAVE BIRTH TO A PARTIAL BIRTH ABORTION LIKE THIS FOOL. NOTHING SHE SAID WAS FUNNY. I HOPE SHE GETS CANCER OF EVERYTHING.

Why would a so-called lady make fun of another woman? Oh, that’s right. She’s ANOTHER faux-feminist lesbian hating on a successful, intelligent mother like Gov. Palin. *Yawn*

Wanda Yikes should “pull out” of Hollywood.

The only thing funny is that Wanda Sykes thinks she’s a comedian. Too bad her mother didn’t get an abortion, then we could have had one less loud mouth, know nothing liberal in the world.

Ah don’t worry about that confused old dike. She’s having trouble with her prostate. It makes her nasty.

Wanda, Governor Palin was governing her state and attending to an emergency. She doesn’t have time to sit at useless dinners letting the media whores suck her off while the world’s problems go unsolved like the teleprompter in chief sitting next to you.

OMG, Sykes is Betor and Michelle is Lursa!! The Duras sisters!!!

Emily, don’t be such an IDIOT. Its called comedy and no one was spared by Wanda Sykes. Its comedy, take a break from hating people and laugh for a change.

Which party is full of hate speech?

I need to have a refresher course.

Tony, when we start seeing as many Obama jokes I’ll believe that it’s “just comedy”. But there hasn’t been the slightest attempt to mock the fool Teleprompter-in-chief in the MSM.

Sorry Tony we’re having too much fun laughing at “change”

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Ok, Tony, Substitute your name for Rush’s name in her “comedy” routine and tell me it is still funnier than a barrel of monkeys, eh?

What a bunch of racist this administration is.

She and bambi together aren’t qualified to shine Sarah’s shoes.

Right out of Alinsky’s play book. These techniques seem to be working on many Americans.

disgraceful, disrespectful. I believe that sums up this event & the presidency to date.

That’s just one sick, filthy comment…not a joke. Palin is a beautiful, intelligent, married woman with wonderful kids. No wonder the left hates her.

Happy Mother’s Day!

Hate speech…not funny.

Expecting anything different when the Godless meet is just plain crazy. This woman is a hateful liar.She is one of the worst…a dumb-azz black liberal who backs aborting most black babies…as does the messiah and his Queen Michelle.
The audience was mostly full of ministry of Propaganda types,Immoral Ministry of Propaganda Hollywood films makers, and Godless so-called entertainment Propaganda TV voices.
These are the wicked who hate God…who make their own Gods to fit their immoral lifestyles. beware of them….Don’t let them take your soul to Hell with theirs.
The man they were there to worship refused to go to any “Prayer Day” events…has been to only one church in 8 months….and has done more to kill unborn,separate Catholics,and bring his Socialist vision to our Country than any other Liberal in our history.

It’s bad enough this idiot gets up there and delivers a bunch of sick classless cheap shots at people like Limbaugh and Palin, but does she have to suck up at the same time?

Where is the trash bin at this event?

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it over and over again. Liberals are hateful and angry. They have no shame. The jokes about Rush and Palin show their true colors… Left Wing Facism.

All the money this administration spends and they couldn’t hire anybody who actually had a sense of humor?

Par for the course, just wasting money.
I’ve seen funnier people at a mortuary.

(Hint – women don’t pull out, they don’t have the anatomy)

Mark May 10th, 2009 – 9:27 am

Is it too late for Wanda’s mother to get an abortion?
Yew all be tellin’ that on tomorry.

Her mother did have an abortion. They raised the placenta.

I’m

really surprised the Democrats were left off their extensive list of “Hate Groups”

And our President thought this person was funny? What a sad day for America when such garbage is accepted as funny.

Way to go Sykes, since Todd Palin was there in place of his wife, Alaska Governor Palin.

Wanda you should have made fun at how Obama, the most unknown background President, is fueling bankruptcies’ and massive job losses in order to obtain more FEDERAL DEMOCRATE PARTY POWER.

Or that the people are suffering are mostly the minimum wage poor, and those that voted for this ultra liberal administration, that continue to praise his every move.

What about the zinger, the media press out right refuses to do their job when it comes to covering Democrats and this administration, but instead get federal jobs working for him, lol.

Maybe even, the Iraq war ended the day Obama took office, no more news their, lol lol lol.

And finally, Hilary Clinton is the US Secretary of State!
You just got to laugh at that one, this century’s most corrupt couple in the White House, is now trying to negotiate US policy to mostly corrupt Middle East countries on are behalf.

What’s the saying; Condoleezza Rice, a Stanford University Professor, a diplomat, the United States National Security Advisor and Soviet expert, an author, the first black (not Afro-American) female to be US Secretary of State, thanks to the Republican Party and President George Bush, was an idiot……so let Hilary do it she is more capable then Rice ever was….lol……now that’s funny!

So many jokes Mr. President and Wanda Sykes, but so little time.

Way to go, the Party of Democracy.

Pencey…sweetie
DYKE is spelled like that when referring to a lesbian. DIKE is a dam for a river…otay?

I couldn’t be PROUDER of my sister.
Wanda willlikely have jobs at the BIGGEST LGBT Pride Festivals…since it’s 40th Anniversary of Stonewall.

I always find it funny when Republicans will scream and yell when liberal comedians make jokes at their expense. For example, David Ippolito May 10th @ 12:35: He goes on to label liberals facists. if May 10th @ 7:28: calls Democrats evil children. While there is inhereint hypocrasy in David’s and if’s comments, there is hypocracy to be found every Republican’s response to Sykes’ jokes. Doesn’t Rush Limbaugh make jokes about Ted Kennedy killing a woman and John Edwards’ hair, amoung other jokes? But, when he does it it’s funny (subjective) and Republicans laugh it off. You are trying to have it both ways. Don’t get me wrong because Democrats complain about the same thing.

Wanda Sykes’ jokes are funny (again, subjective).

So, Rockribbedconservative May 10th @ 9:24 am, you asked: “What’s the difference between Sarah Palin’s daughters and Barry’s daughters?”

I believe the answer is “Barry’s” children will know what it’s like to live in the White House.

@KCH

“What’s the difference between Sarah Palin’s daughters and Barry’s daughters?”

The answer is Barry’s Daughters won’t know what its like to live under capitalism.

Wanda Zoiks feels the need to tear down Sarah Palin because Sarah Palin has a few things Wanda Zoiks doesn’t have:

-a successful career
-a long list of real accomplishments
-a loving spouse of 21 years
-5 beautiful children
-a supportive family – - including in-laws
-scores of real, long-term friends
-genuine confidence in her beliefs
-loved and adored wherever she goes
-physical beauty
-inner beauty
-love for people, instead of petty jealousy
-stylish hair
-a BIG future

Yes, I can see where bitter, ugly, unfunny, marginally successful Wanda Zoiks, having NONE of the above, and feeling badly about her lot in life, would eventually have to resort to tearing somebody else down. When you’re Wanda Zoiks, it’s just WAY too much of an effort to pull yourself up.

Neal E.

What makes you think Barack’s wife, Michelle, won’t raise those girls to be the same as her? She’s a poster woman for the materialistic enjoying the benefits of wealth. (Oddly enough, Republicans critize this, too. Another example of Republicans trying to have it both ways).

Tell it to John Edwards..

No one should make fun of Sarah Palin.With Palin, the Republican Party faces the full awful logic of putting theology and ideology ahead of the ability to govern. Here we have the ultimate right wing Evangelical candidate: she’s so suspicious of the US Government she is even friends with Alaska’s secessionists!

Typical n!gg3r

Why do liberals/lesbians feel this need to trash Governor Sarah Palin? What are they afraid/envious of??? You got your man in the WH. Could it be that michelle is not attractive? What is it? Oh, never mind.

“Why is it that ugly people hate Sarah Palin?”

Slapshot, now that’s not only funny but it’s also true! I’m very attractive and I’m voting for her (again) in 2012!! :)

THESE SPADES ARE GETTING VERY ARROGANT, AND IT’S
ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE!

I think she made a fool out of herself, she was not funny at all, you do not make fun of people and tell lies about them.

I say we drop Ms. Sykes and M Obama & friends & Sarah P in the wilderness without any food and water etc. and see who comes out alive. I doubt that Sykes would last 12 hours. She would be begging Palin to save her sorry behind. Wow, the Left really fears and hates Palin– they just can’t let it go. She was the only inspirational person involved in the Presidential campaign last Fall. She has her faults but I would put my money and faith in Palin anyday. At least she believes in God, family, her country and her fellow Americans. I doubt she would be apologizing all over the globe for the USA. I doubt she would cover up the cross at Georgetown when she speaks, I doubt she would euthanize her grandmother if she fell and broke her hip. Do I need to go on– Wake up people — I don’t know if these people even have a soul. Birth Certificate???– maybe he’s a Clingon.

It can not be denied that Sara Palin and her daughter publicly advocated abstinence ONLY. It also cannot be denied that Bristol did not practice what her mom preached and preraches and what she now preaches.

I watched Wanda’s whole monologue. At least half of it poked fun at the President and company. Yet the Drudge Report and Breitbart act like Wanda was on some anti-conservative rant the whole time.

Man, they know how to play you right-wingers. You can dish it out, but you sure can’t take it!

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why is it that those who claim to be the most open-minded and tolerant are so nasty and hateful toward anyone who is not exactly like them ? everyone is fair game for a good-natured ribbing, but these ‘jokes’ are simply mean-spirited. shame on wanda and shame on barack for yukking it up at such cruel and ignorant comments.

HUCK/PALIN 2012.

For her to rebuke people that don’t laugh by saying, they’ll be “telling the joke tomorrow,” the only “joke” is thinking that she belongs anywhere in public life. I can’t think of anything “funnier” than a teacher raping one of their students. What kind of woman would even say such a thing? I hope to God she has no children. Is she Jocelyn Elder’s sister?

This is Obamassiah’s “bringing us all together.

WOW the hypocritical nature of this scene and her comments.please find obama’s news conference after the seals took down the pirates…..the telepromter read piracy but he slipped and uttered privacy.. as for this sykes person lets just say receding hairlines are masculine enough that her next tasteless joke might have something to do with dykes. God bless us.

Someone needs to tell Wanda that only hacks laugh at their own jokes. She looked like a fool. And please tell me, why do libs always have to be dirty and mean spirited in their attacks? I know it is because they do not have the intellect to be clever at all. Imagine if a conservative or republican brought up the current president’s cocaine use, or the fact that Ted Kennedy spends his day in a drunken fog. I have a feeling CNN might find their way clear to comment on that.

Some have criticized the states that don’t honor Martin Luther King Day. Well, turnabout is fair play, since the Black Community doesn’t celebrate Father’s Day.

THEY SHOULD SEND THAT B B TO KENYA WITH PUROLE LIPS

Wanda,

Now that’s someone who shouldn’t talk about birth control …. being a dike. She’s the type of person that maybe post-birth abortion would be good for. A bad taste evening for all concerned .. but that’s the “New” Washington way

@scott

typical r3pig…r3cist to your core

Oh, goody! Another Hollywood no-talent to boycott.
Keep talking, Hollywood. I’m saving tons of money!

And- Sykes criticising the GOVERNOR OF ALASKA?!?!? She is a barely-funny comic. That’s it. And, of course, a dyke would make fun of a family situation involving procreation.

[...] What else is funny? How about continuing to make fun of Sarah Palin’s daughter: [...]

When are you stupid asshat liberal idiots going to forget about Sarah Palin? For christsake your asshat won. We know it was rigged by illegal campaign funds and voter fraud. But he is your rascist messiah and he is in the Whitehouse so get over her already..IDIOTS

When will the celebrities learn that we din’t care to hear their opinions on politics or for that matter anything else. They are paid to do their job. When the economy goes to pot then there will not be any money spent on their crap. Wanda Sykes should not be talking about anybody else, or the phrase “Don’t throw rocks at glass houses” she has quite a bit of material for other people to get a laugh….

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