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Joe,
Your 15 minutes of fame are up. Go get your plumbing license and unclog toilets.

He’s got my Vote.

Go for it, Joe; look even ‘Joe Sixpack’ will vote for you. You’re a perfect Republican Candidate: You’ve been shown to be a first-class LIAR (very important quality for a Repub.) You’ve shown you’re a camera whore, and will say–and do–anything to get noticed. Now, if you can just have sex with a page, or start going into airport bathrooms for gay sex, you’ll be in like Flint!
Start sexually harrassing any women around you too; that way, Bill O’Reilly will defend you to the death to cover up his $10 million in Hush Money for sexually harrassing his producer.
See? The Republican world is your oyster. They love lying, fear-mongering and trolling; they love being blind to the Truth and even though you call yourself a Christian, that’s okay because Republican Christians love to lie about Senator Obama and they actually think God is rooting for them and their candidate. LOL…Sorry, but it’s just too funny at times.

Go for it Joe! You’re the Perfect PROUD REPUBLICAN CHRISTIAN LIVING IN SODOM..I MEAN AMERICA, YOU’LL GET LOTS OF VOTES FROM THE RIGHT BECAUSE THEY THINK GOD DOESN’T SEE AND HEAR THEM LYING EVERY DAY. AND REMEMBER TO USE THE WORD ‘PROUD’ EVERY CHANCE YOU GET LIKE THE OTHER REPUBS. YES, I KNOW GOD HATES THE PROUD, BUT IN AMERICA, CHRISTIANS BELIEVE THEY ARE GIVEN A PASS WHEN THEY LIE AND ACT PROUD.

JOE THE PLUMBER 2010!!!!

Joe, sure as hell can do better than the corrupt one already there.There are some good people in government ,just very rare.

It’s a tough choice Joe…

You would have to have a lobotomy, become a criminal, get lots of fancy suits, deal with the scum of the Earth every day of you life and pretend to really like them, desperately try to get your face on TV to lie to as many people as possible, learn how to embezzle campaign cash…

Basically, either live as a good decent person, or sell you soul to the devil…

Very good PR. You nailed it.

Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them.

Have you ever wondered why, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are against deficits, WHY do we have deficits?

Have you ever wondered why, if all the politicians are against inflation and high taxes, WHY do we have inflation and high taxes?

You and I don’t propose a federal budget. The president does.

You and I don’t have the Constitutional authority to vote on appropriations. The House of Representatives does.

You and I don’t write the tax code, Congress does.

You and I don’t set fiscal policy, Congress does.

You and I don’t control monetary policy, the Federal Reserve Bank does.

One hundred senators, 435 congressmen, one president, and nine Supreme Court justices 545 human beings out of the 300 million are directly, legally, morally, and individually responsible for the domestic problems that plague this country.

Day in the Life of Joe Middle-Class Republican:

Joe gets up at 6:00am to prepare his morning coffee. He fills his pot full of good clean drinking water because some liberal fought for minimum water quality standards. He takes his daily medication with his first swallow of coffee. His medications are safe to take because some liberal fought to insure their safety and work as advertised.
All but $10.00 of his medications are paid for by his employers medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance, now Joe gets it too. He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs this day. Joe’s bacon is safe to eat because some liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.
Joe takes his morning shower reaching for his shampoo; His bottle is properly labeled with every ingredient and the amount of its contents because some liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained. Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some tree hugging liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air. He walks to the subway station for his government subsidized ride to work; it saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees. You see, some liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.
Joe begins his work day; he has a good job with excellent pay, medicals benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. Joe’s employer pays these standards because Joe’s employer doesn’t want his employees to call the union. If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed he’ll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some liberal didn’t think he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune.
Its noon time, Joe needs to make a Bank Deposit so he can pay some bills. Joe’s deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some liberal wanted to protect Joe’s money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the depression.
Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae underwritten Mortgage and his below market federal student loan because some stupid liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his life-time.
Joe is home from work, he plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive to dads; his car is among the safest in the world because some liberal fought for car safety standards. He arrives at his boyhood home. He was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers Home Administration because bankers didn’t want to make rural loans. The house didn’t have electric until some big government liberal stuck his nose where it didn’t belong and demanded rural electrification. (Those rural Republicans would still be sitting in the dark)
He is happy to see his dad who is now retired. His dad lives on Social Security and his union pension because some liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn’t have to. After his visit with dad he gets back in his car for the ride home.
He turns on a radio talk show, the host’s keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. (He doesn’t tell Joe that his beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day) Joe agrees, “We don’t need those big government liberals ruining our lives; after all, I’m a self made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have”.

You go Joe..Got my vote

You go girl! Maybe by 2010 there will be a little parcel of Ohio you can “Connect” with.

Try dog catcher first. Real plumbing is real mans work!

Joe isn’t stupid, the fastest way to become a Millionair in America is to be in congress…….

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You got my vote!

You got my vote

You got my vote

You got my vote!!

You go Joe, I will put my trust in “Joe the Plumber” anyday, after all, I have put my trust in both the Democratic and Republican parties over the years and they BOTH FAILED!

Hey MAINSTREET, how about supporting one of us!!!!!

GO for IT JOE . PALIN/JIDAL 2012 JOE THE PLUMBER 2010 . TED NUGENT SEC OF DOD

Let’s see –
He’s lied about his income
He doesn’t pay his taxes
He’s not even licensed in his longtime profession
He’s concerned about the rich receiving tax cuts, even though those tax cuts wouldn’t benefit him

Sounds like he’d be a good Republican candidate!

Got my vote

Pay your taxes, you crook!

The MSM is in the tank for Joe the Plumber. J the P is a drip, lives in a crack house. He’s been in plenty of hot water, the snake. His campaign is full of leaks and will soon sink.

Off topic a bit, but wanted to let media know a friend and his sister were voting in Kinston NC today and saw black nurses and black orderlies coming into the polls for early voting and they were casting the votes for blind, retarded, and unresponsive patients from the local Caswell Center for Invalids. There were also people handing out shot bottles to the towns known indigent alcoholics before and after the voting.

Well, someone needs to challenge Kaptur

NC did you call the election board and the police..

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Don’t be fooled by all by these right wing diversions. Reports have come in from NC as well that Democratic votes are being flipped to Republican votes with the machines. Video your vote.

I think Joe’s looking a bit scruffy.

(I know… take him for a shopping spree with $50K of our stupid campaign donors.)

I don’t have a problem with Joe The Plumber.
But Joe Insane McCain is another matter!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y6_s3O5Bj0

if you run against Michelle (ANTI-AMERICAN witch huntress) Bachman….ya got my vote Joe.

Bachman = Roy Cohn with cheaper lipstick

joe….hate to break it to ya, the RNC doesn’t buy every candidate a $150,000.00 wardrobe, and none of Sarah’s cast off clothes are your color pallete, she’s a fall and you’re a winter.

Buh hahahahaha!

This man gets media time? There really is nothing more important to talk about?

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