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Q. What has yellow teeth and can eat rice off the floor?

A. John McCain!

Funny joke from Vietnam just for you.

I am currently at Mile High, I can’t wait for my Lord to enter the stadium, I pray I will have the chance to touch the cuff of His slacks that I may be healed of my affliction, nay If I but tough a loose thread of his garments I know I shall be healed!!!!!

I hope the Republican’s are taking notes. On just how not to do a convention.

Dear Barrack,

Please save us from the whacko Republican warmongers who are accelerating America’s decline into economic oblivion.

And the logic goes….we are supposed to be so impressed and bowled over by the speech and the pageantry that we will subjugate all our deeply held conservative beliefs and vote for the most liberal man to ever run for president.

Dear Messiah please save us by raising taxes in a bad economy. And please take my guns too, so I don’t accidentally shoot myself. And my knives too so I don’t accidently cut myself. And while your at it please take my car so I don’t get in an accident. And please take my babies mama too ’cause I’m tired of that ho. And please pay all my bills and buy me a new house with a package store right down the street. And nice fat govment checks every month. And give me some free health care in case I get caught in a drive by. In this I pray thank you Lord, Savior, Master Obama.

Nuremburg comes to the Rockies. A fitting arena. The Rockies are in a distant third place, so it’s used to hosting losers.

Must have an outragious, over-the-top stage, so it deflects everyone’s attention from his shady speech.

Thank you BIG OIL for fueling my 757 so I can fly ’round the nation, and SAVE the nation.

Forgive my nasty words about big oil, I am, after all, a politician, and a hypocrite, but you knew that, didn’t you?

Big smile :O) big smile :O)

Bill Chicago, Invesco Field (where Obamanation is) hosts the Broncos. Coors Field hosts the Rockies,

The loser thing still applies though.

After this thing with WGN radio, I realize now I was wrong. I thought we were just dealing with some run-of-the-mill 2nd rate crooked Chicago Politician.
It’s clear now we are dealing with a dangerous petty Dictator-In-Waiting with a Messianic complex.

It is obvious that Obama thinks he is too important to speak from the same stage that held the like of Bill and Hillary. The messiah needs a platform that truly shows how much greater he is than these mere mortals.

Hey Bill Chicago, yooze guys know our friendly fraud Barakus Obaminus Ignoramus from living up there. Is he as useless as he acts? Or is he more the slippery, slimey lawyer type?

…the Roman Sentry approches the huddled, bloodied but unbowed throng. “Who is he that dare to speaketh out with such bellicous rousings?” “Answer, I demand such!”

And the teeming mass of slaves to liberalism rose as if one, ” I am Obamacus!” “No I am Obamacus!” The single voices then rose as one “WE ARE OBAMACUS!” … then the people having seeneth such an egomanical display, well..uh…they laughed and voted with common sense and McCain won.

HOW about the former Immigration & Naturalization Service (INS), now called ICE or Immigration & Customs Enforcement being the source. Any “naturalized” American or foreigner with a “green card” knows the process for properly entering into the United States LEGALLY. That means having the proper paperwork in hand BEFORE the INS/ICE personnel issues the formal approval for port-of-entry into the United States. Barack Obama through his mother, Stanley Ann Durham, had to have the proper documentation for Barack Obama, otherwise he would never have been allowed to enter into the United States, as the now acquired and revealed INS document of 1961 shows……

The Latest On Barack Obama’s Birth Certificate
http://theobamafile.com/ObamaLatest.htm

Stanley Ann Durham’s INS Document (1961)
INS document # CD E509B TECX SQSQPQ

The Port of Entry where Stanley Ann Dunham came back into the U.S. six days after the birth of her child (BHO Jr.) is under this document, on or about August 10, 1961 (if Obama’s birth is August 4, 1961) and then the registry in Hawaii occurred on August 12, 1961 as shown on the Hawaii birth of records.

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