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Instead of the other two and selecting none of the above.

Paris for President, Rhinna for Vice President and Tinkerbell for Secretary of Defense.

U go girl!!!!!!

(BTW McCain does resemble Yoda)

Too funny, and she did it with her panties on.

George Bush sucks!!!

Wow what a flake, McCain is right, celebutards like hilton and obama should never go near the whitehouse, their puppets, kinda like her dog, ironic isn’t it?

Wonky McValtrex aka Parasite Hilton aka useless skank couldn’t even muster up enough talent to deliver some funny lines. Wonky is about as entertaining as watching paint dry.

What a piece. She is just missing something in her mouth ,to shut her up.

That was good. And it’s always entertaining to see the comments (under 10,000 words) on this site.

Actually, I sort’ve liked the satire. All this time I thought she was shallow, but at least she can laugh at herself.

BTW, her energy plan beats either candidates so far………

Actually I have never cared for Paris Hilton until now. She totally gets how fusty and musty the old man is. She also played the whole thing very well. She is a very clever young woman and demonstrated by her alternative energy plan that she does understand what it is all about.

A skank is a skank is a skank.

McCain 2008!!

I guess it’s just a coincidence that the McCain supporters above are the ones who resort to name-calling and can’t spell (e.g., “their puppets”).

Just when I thought I had seen it all, Paris Hilton completes an intelligent sentence! I’m shocked!

It is most probably not “her” energy plan. She is an “aspiring actress”, lest we forget, and has her lines written on cue cards for her.

Hmmm..if I were running for president of the United States I would not want Paris Hilton gunning for me. She is an American embarrassment.

It was like sitting at the Jr high lunch room table listening to kids who haven’t hit puberty trying to talk like a grown-up and missing the mark…and anyone who thought McCain’s people didn’t know this would happen is as slow as Hilton…they are saying…”checkmate”!

It is kind of sad her energy plan is better than both of the real candidates. Amazing what could happen if people worked together to get things done rather than insult the other person by saying they are a celebrity.

check out south park’s episode on paris hilton, they really do her the justice she deserves.
note that obamas new energy plan follows whomever wrote her cue cards.
oh..she’s not really that attractive above the neck with that vacuous dog like expression…

Paris Hilton is a warm, compassionate person. Perhaps she would make a better president than the other two that are running. I don’t she could do much worse!

mccain will do fine as president…id rather have ron paul though(sigh).
paris is not warm and compassionate(just passionate).
shes a drug abuser with borderline personality disorder. kinda like clinton and bush put together but with a double digit IQ

I don’t care for Paris but she is at least smart enough to protect her brand.

McCain and Obama are both poor choices.

The country is in bad shape when these two clowns are the best the US has to offer.

Maybe Paris would make a better President. She is sure better looking than that fat cow who was trying to be President.

Alright. Nobody bogged it yet.
At least she’d bring in a better breed of intern.
Does anyone think she really came up with her “energy plan” on her own?
It’s actually kind of funny. Too bad it has to come from someone whose next real act will be her first meaningful one.
It would spice things up if she joined in a three-way, er, debate!!!

You know, for once, you people have to stop the hate game and see politics for what they really are. A pathetic power game. I think that Paris nailed just right! Whoever created this is a genius. It’s the best kind of satire! It is absurd to what the elections have come to be. Perhaps people needed a wake-up call like hers to realize what the country is really going through.

She could be our first female president with herpes!

I can not stop looking at her mouth.

Oo

I would like to see Paris live in POW camp for five years like John McCain did so that me and my children can live in a free country. Hey Paris, did you ever here of the Hanoi Hilton?? Oh wait, that would involved opening a history book and actually reading it instead of shopping. Let me also say as a stay at home mom and a homeschooler that my daughters do not look up to you. Beauty is only skin deep. Man looks at the outward appearance, but God looks at our hearts.

I think Paris was being a good sport about getting used in McCain’s campaign ad. And if she didn’t come up with her energy policy on her own, do you guys really think the mainstream candidates dreamed up their’s unaided?

Barack Hussein Obama is a racist, radical left-wing, demigod bent on the destruction of America. You think it’s bad now? You have no idea what is to come under Hussein Obama and his I hate White America wife, Michelle.

Wonder how many write in votes she will get. A nice addition to the two loosers one of whom we will have to call POTUS. doesn’t matter who we elect were going to be Taxed, Taxed and more Taxed. maybe less so by the wrinkled old F A R T

I honestly don’t understand why people keep suggesting that being in a POW camp for 5 years makes you a better candidate. I would think it would mess you up and give you anger problems.

If we think of this like the ultimate job interview, would we ever think of hiring someone with his qualifications? In US’s top CEO jobs, we’re not often hiring people his age. Especially with the economic and technology issues of today. I’m not sure Obama is perfect, but compare their resumes. Who needs 40 years of experience?

Hey Jeanette, maybe if YOU did a little reading, your spelling and grammar wouldn’t be such an atrocity.

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Jeanette, John was a POW for five years for our freedom? The last time I checked we LOST the war in Viet Nam. How does his serving as a POW make it “so you and your kids can live in a free country”? YOU are teaching your kids at home? I pity those poor girls and their lack of education. I suppose they will make good God fearing housewives and stay at home moms though…

Paris likes it old-style…she likes it doggy-style

Barrack Obama in NOT a [i]demigod[/i] (yet)… he is a [i]demagogue[/i].

Vietnam was not a war for “our freedom” it was a proxy manipulation of a foreign nation under the guise of fighting communism… so the ideal of freedom only applies to us?

Frankly, what petrifies me is that most of you people get to vote.

I’d like to get a long gander at Paris’s mother…would give me and the rest of us what she’ll look like in 15 years.

Paris has never done anything for me….I think she’s a skank.
But, that’s just my opinion….*burp

I can’t get over how good looking she is. She is one fine looking young woman. And I know people the trailer park mullets on here will try to berate her intelligence, but I’d take a conversation with her over many of the ignorant posters on this site any day.

“Fighting for our freedom” is a great marketing tagline. It’s like “Support the troops.” It’s not meant to be thought through or questioned.

I’m not a Paris Hilton fan, but this shows that she can laugh at herself, and she responded to the use of her image in McCain’s attack ad in a classy way.

She wouldn’t be any worse than McCain or Obama, that’s for sure.

The best comment here by far has to be from Mort! (August 6th, 2008 – 8:13 am)

It’s so deliciously white trash that I want to believe it but so ignorant that I can’t. Please tell me you’re just some wacky Democrat posing as a ignorant bigoted rightwing wacko just to make the other side look bad. It’s a good plan but why would one bother?

HELLO! Paris! Like hey dudette, you aren’t old enough to be president. You’re still wet behind the ears. Grow up little girl and come back in about eight to ten years.

McCain all the way!

I’d always thought, until seeing Paris’s clever, hilarious, well-produced presidential ad, that she was a DUI-bimbo dedicated to saving drunken elephants in India.

I’ve honestly changed my mind: She can clearly do intelligent, satirical politcal pieces, while playing on her public persona. I’d like to see her do more campaign spots before she leaves for Maui.

Wow, she can actually read sentences and pronounce polysyllabic words! More than either McCain or Obama can do! LOL.

Nice to see she has a good sense of humor–and she is hot! Makes both the main candidates look rather assinine.

Okay, so I now have a second choice behind the white-haired dude…Paris! I just can’t believe she has better policy and speech writers than a presidential candidate (the nappy-haired dude).

GO Paris!!!!!!! These news robots have been reading lines forever
and they act shocked. Most news talent are the first line in fake response. Look at our government on TV -they are reading everything written by some clever A-hole designed to make them look good. Then the news sits their with a cup of coffee and a lap top in front of them acting like they have it all together. Paris did something that our politicians can’t do . She combined the best of both worlds. If our leaders are so concerned, why didn’t they do something about this crap long ago? We need to remove most of our news front people and replace them with real people. Bye barbie- Bye Ken you make me puke.

It speaks volumes that Paris Hilton appears to have a better handle on energy policy than Sen. Obama and the democrats. It remains to be seen whether the republicans can press the issue to a useful conclusion.

As an aside, this article also indicates that Ms. Hilton can perform without the benefit of a teleprompter.

Nothing against paris or her hilton name,but,everytime I see her or hear her I feel like I need a shot of penicillin and a shower.

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