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Uh, well yeah, hello?! Praying five times a day just makes you look like a fanatic. Shorten the prayer times and be discreet, it is between a person and God and not everyone else, except when you are in church of course.

…and while your at it, rid yourselves that the despicable habbit of foot washing in public bathrooms. Why not move up the culture scale a few centuries.

WHAAAAT?!?!? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!

JIHHAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDD.

I love pork products!

I don’t know much about Islam, but me, I pray that I won’t have to work so much.

Work only 27 minutes a day??? God answers no prayers for lazy fools like these.

Well, if these fools pray all the time,we don’t have to worry about them. I say Keep it Up Terrorists.

We Americans know how to pray which is why we’re Number One in everything where it counts. So they have the Guinness book of records on most amount of time spent praying, Big deal.

We have the record on Freedom. Do they have that? We have the record on Richness of Each Person. Do they have that? We have the record on Best TV SHows. Do they have that? We have the record on Biggest Number of Oscars and Emmys. Do they have that? We have the record on Best Automobiles, Best Sports Teams, Best HeathCAre, Besct Scientists, Best Army, Best Navy, Best Airforce, Best Marines, Best Police, Lowest Crime if you don’t count the Illegals which are not even American). Best Edcuational System, Best Actores and Actresses and Supporting Actresesses and Actors.

D they have any of that? No. Because they are spending too much praying. Wedon’t need to because: One. Our God knows what we are thinking even when we are not praying out loud, Thier God seems to be kind of no offense but thick if you have to pray over and over to him before he understands what they want. Two. Americans can multiTask.,we know how to pray while we are doing other things like driving or taking tests or asking for a date or just crossing the street. We do not have to stop and looks silly doing it.

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