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Boy, sounds like something the Today Show would report, not Breitbart.com

That was Larry the cable guy rehersing a new routine. No seriously, I can see the headlines next week “Redneck bags mailman”.

In related news, Godzilla was spotted tearing through Dallas.

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Is climate change is forcing big foot south?

This good old boy needs to stop sipping on the shine so early in the day. There were times, on shine, I had thought I saw God. I’ll never refuse a man a good drunk but let’s keep the hallucinations to yourself. What, the next time you get ripped are we going to get a video of you losing ccontrol of your body functions. Spare us!!!

Dog gone it! Where’s that thar federl govment when yer needs it?

he never said it was bigfoot. obviously that was not on his mind. he sounded a little wasted to us but one can be wasted and still know what they see. that being said we do not know if this is simply the way he talks or if he was into the mustard a little deep.

from this tape alone i beleive he saw something extraordinary.

strange things exist among us that only come out at night. that’s a fact.
still i wish he had a camera – would have been fun to see him pointing to nothing and claiming there is something there HOWEVER, I DO BELEIVE HE SAW SOMETHING.

if he’s a heavy drinker a camera with nothing on it would be a sure-cure way of convincing him he drinks too much. ever given any thought maye he just talks that way?

DRUNK !!!!!

thanks as of your posts of late, I am now a fan of FL Pundit.
great site

This guy is sooo tanked…after listening to him, I thought I saw something too!! LMAO!

Where’s Andy Taylor and Barney Fife when you need them? Otis Campbell is back to his old ways of moonshining!

Bob Etheridge back at it again… I’m surprised he didn’t say “Who’re you?!?”

Maybe if he weren’t drunk off his a$$, he’d know what it was. It was probably the mailman.

NOT BIGFOOT, BUT BIG EARS WHO IS ALWAYS ON TV TO TELL PEOPLE HOW TO BEHAVE LIKE COMMUNISTS.

Probably, just “Rosie da’ Bully O’Donnell” camping out in the North Carolina woods………BOO !!!

This made me laugh.

I needed it.

I thought Tom Arnold lived in Beverly Hills?

Did he have a bag of Doritos and a Spanish accent ?

Could be illegal invader, Mexican President Felipe Calderon— on stilts.

Give the dude some credit. He makes more sense than anyone in the current administration.

Sounds like it could be Yogi Bear’s boy, “BOO-BOO”-

all growed up and ready to rumble………..

So this is what kmichaels looks like. I guess Bigfoot and Venus spinning off of Jupiter 10,000 years ago pretty much describes his background in science.

Positive i.d.——-obama o’big foot

B-I-G Monkeys from Space

Probably, Ra-cha-cha-cha Rachel Maddope-

without her MSNBC TV makeup…..

Y-I-K-E-S………..

GRAB the CHILDREN

and

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, EVERYBODY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Probably Elena Kagan. (only better lookin’)

I think he meant to say “I saw BigShow”. He’s on WWE all the time.

Who wants to bet

the “Sasquatch”

was MORE afraid of

this drunken, Davy Crockett wannabe’

and took off running

to save his

own hairy butt-

last reported sighting—Washington D.C.

He is one of the smarter cons.

You had to much moonshine, so you confused bigfoot with BHO.

Man arms and big ears must be running through the woods of NC again instead of running the WH. Poor fellow confused them for large hairy smelly animals.

…….Raised and reared by Granny Clampett .

Joe Barton June 19th, 2010 – 11:50 am
He is one of the smarter cons.

Yeah he must be in one of the 57 states the Kenyan speaks of.

“WHO YOU”, Goon, Etheridge makes this chump look like a college professor.

ya’ sure it wasn’t Oprah ?

Was the First Lady shopping in NC again?

This is too funny, I live in NC and these guys are up in the mountains alright. The environment must be getting better because Bigfoot used to only be in the Northwestern USA.

NEWSFLASH: Big Foot attracted to smell of MOONSHINE!!

I saw big foot, too…right at the end of my leg.

This hick sorta’ looks & acts a lot like NBC reporter, Chuck Todd’s big brother….that explains a lot !!!

Damn Gomer, I think I saw Barry on my property!!

Hey, just because he is a little intoxicated and lives in the back hills N Carolina and maybe seeking some publicity does not mean he didn’t see a Bif Foot…..ah…..ah….

ATTENTION….ATTENTION……GAMERA THE FIRE-BREATHING SUPER TURTLE IS ATTACKING NEW YORK!!! I REPEAT….

…ah ….ah…I mean BIG FOOT….gotta quit drinking that stufff….ah….

In response to:

“Otis Campbell June 19th, 2010 – 10:16 am

Where’s Andy Taylor and Barney Fife when you need them? Otis Campbell is back to his old ways of moonshining!”

Don’t be speak’in ill of my cousin now, ya hear?

There’s things out there that live out in them woods that make a strong man cry at night.
Things that crawl and things that fly and things the creep around on the ground,
And they say the ghost of ole Lucius Cray gets up and he walks around.

IS MIBELL SHOPPING IN NCAROLINA NOW/??? gOOD ONE.,

wheww!only 11 oclock my time and i tnink im second hand drunk. my..my tom (arnold) sure has fallen a long way

I thought I saw Bigfoot at the Home Depot,
but it might have been his relative, Bigf***er.

infinitefreedom says man was smokin’ crack.

So you saw bigfoot? That’s passé. I saw BigFu-ck move into the White House and read from a teleprompter. That’s a threat we should all call 911 about.

CALL AL GORE!!!! ITS MAN BEAR PIG!!!!!!!

Are you sure it wasn’t the bigTurd laid by Joe Barton and the rethugs this week?

HEY BREITBART! WHERE ARE THE 20 STORIES ON THE TURD LAID BY JOE BARTON AND THE REPUBLICAN PARTY? THE AMERICAN PEOPLE KNOW WHAT YOU ALL ARE NOW. BRING ON NOVEMBER!!!!!!!!

This is sad, not funny. It could have been someone having fun at his expense, or it could be an illusion, who knows? My heart goes out to this man, because I know someone who suffered severe occultic abuse when he was small and after several years he still thinks things similar to this is trying to hurt him. It is a heartbreaking situation. Have a heart people.

You people are so heartless. No wonder this nation is in the situation its in. You sound as bad as the present administration. Grow up!

Occultic abuse? What happened, did his parents drag him to a tea party?

Don’t drink and look for Bigfoot.

Folks, we had better start thinking twice before we call 911 when we need help. We just might wind up being riddled on the internet by a pack of fools. 911 should have the sox sued off them for this. At least he has a heart and is law-abiding. He didn’t want to hurt someone or break the law. Some of you on this site sound like you don’t have that much sense.

Hey, Andrew, You thought this was newsworthy because…? why did you think this was newsworthy again?

the news media in the US are dirty, low-down, wicked, vultures! You are a heartless glop of scum to do this to this poor man who called 911. Thank God you don’t represent true Americans. I don’t know this man and it breaks my heart that you people could be so cruel to him.

Probably someone having their fun at his expense, just as the media and posters on the internet are doing to him. The man didn’t want to break the law or hurt anyone. That’s makes him a better man than those who don’t care to hurt him.

Janet you are so right about thinking twice when calling 911. And if you are in some locations of the country a lot of people do in fact shoot 1st and then ask questions later. I do think this man saw something because his dogs went nuts but… where exactly is the 1st lady this weekend, smoked pork in NC is addicting?

Where was Michele during all this?

Didn’t she and Twatwatwat have a picnic planned for that day in NC? LOL

I wish we had his brother on the Mexican Border. I heard his brother shot a bat in his house with a 12 guage!

When not seeng Big Foot he sees democrats doing a good job. He sees global warming every summer. Then he sees multiculturalism as a unifying force. Then he sees the press dominated by right wing conservatives. Then he religiously goes to Reverened Wright sermons and claims to love this nation. I am sure the democrats can count on his vote.

lets run this guy with Alvin Greene and see what we come up with…. betcha there will be at least 200 democrats voting for the both of ‘um

i think i saw a bigfoot and oh my gosh its attached to me. it’s my own big foot. sorry, but can i call you next weekend again?

i hve a tad guild making fun of him. i mean what if that’s just the way he talks due to some reason other than drinking and someone else actually captures something on camera that gives credibility to his story?

and what if some kids knowing he’s the town drunk just dressed up in a costume to have fun with him?

hve a tad GUILTY feeling making fun of him …

I DID’NT KNOW JOHN GOODMAN HAD A CABIN IN NORTH CAROLINA….MAYBE OL’ JOHN IS PLAYIN’ A JOKE ON SOMEBODY…..THAT IS JOHN GOODMAN IS’NT IT ?

Feds wouldn’t let him go after this monster because he hadn’t filed an environmental impact statement.

Hey turdfor brains keep yur ole lady at home she’s scaring the neighbors!!

You bringing her to the next democrap meeting? Remember Teddie K ain’t going to be there…

2 guys I knew several years back nearly got shot once by dressing up in a homemade outfit made out of a long fur coat and other things. They were trying to convince people that “bigfoot was around”. The smallest guy would sit on the big guy’s shoulder wearing a rubber mask. They scared a woman one night and her husband came out the door with a shot gun to shoot the “beast”. They came very near to getting killed. That was their last fun night. This also happened in NC.

The woods in NC are pretty thick – would not be surprised if there was not a squad of Brit offsprings still fighting the revolutionary war and trying to collect liquor taxes from the shiners – LOL

But, I thought Michelle O was vacationing with Bawack and Tony Hayward at the yacht races.

I have worked with people who have mental/emotional/neurological disorders for years. I could be mistaken, but this man does not strike me as one who drinks or does drugs. He could possibly be on some kind of meds. He talks slow, but he seems to have a good mind. I would guess he has some type of neurological problem slowing his speech. People with these kind of conditions are usually not invited to join the crowd, both in school and later in life. Many times they are victims of cruel jokes and pranks which naturally can add emotional problems. Kindness and friendship can go a long way in helping those with disorders like these. God is love. Love never fails. People, we need one another. Let’s leave this world a better place than we found it.

to: I CARE June 19th, 2010 – 9:40 pm
Thank you I care.
I wasn’t going to look that deeply into the man’s ‘condition’, but was going to say this man is what we call a, bubba, ’round my parts, and a good man.
As far as the Bigfoot aspect of it….

There is no telling, could have been just as described.

there can be ferel humans..

not something comfortable to talk about.

MAYBE BIG FOOT CAN PLUG THE DAMN HOLE!!! Could be the best choice we have to handle the situation , since the BIG MOUTH in the WHITE HOUSE cant come up with anything to aid in helping AMERICANS.. he’s only really worried about Illegals and ISLAM..

Aaaghh, The Commies have infiltrated Breightbart, cut the crap. WE Want News. Besides he saw George Bush quail hunting. God speed noble warrior.

he was dreaming about obama

Everyone looks like Big Foot through the bottom of your Jim Beam bottle.

I saw Bigbutt lurking around the White House. It was 10 ft. tall and had its hair straightened recently.

I’m being followed by a moonshiner, moonshiner moonshiner.

Love child of Barney ph@g and boy Obie.

“get on outta here” heck I’d say ‘get ur a$$ over here’ & club that sucker and sale em-then i’d get the chevy off blocks, fire up the still and get me a mail order bride-yaahuumee

Was michelle obama on vacation in North Carolina again/

The facial hair is a dead giveaway.

Keep it coming…I haven’t laughed since Jan 2008. You guys are great therapy!

Sorry, I meant Jan 2009. Time flies when communism takes over…

It was obviously a Mossad agent.

This hillbilly had definitely drank too much moonshine between calls.

Another embarrassment for the far right! LOL!

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