911 Audio: Intoxicated Woman Repeatedly Calls Because She Wants a Husband

An Ohio woman spent three days in jail for calling 911 repeatedly, saying she wanted a husband. The 57-year-old Audrey Scott blames the incident on alcohol.
June 9, 2010 at 7:48 pm - AP
Dateline: Ohio
American   June 9th, 2010 - 8:01 pm

She should take up cheerleading

wackbo   June 9th, 2010 - 8:30 pm

I know where Joran Van der Sloot is.

Moahamhead   June 9th, 2010 - 9:03 pm

poor little mamma, you give me a call anytime you want, i don’t discriminate based on age, i even married a 9 year old.

kong   June 9th, 2010 - 10:02 pm

You can call me… I don’t discriminate based on age, weight or species.

bwlostwick   June 9th, 2010 - 10:08 pm

Call me, but it’s byob.

quorum   June 9th, 2010 - 10:11 pm

She should call Lindsay Lohan, but be sure to read the warning label tattooed below her bikini line first.

wmmwm   June 9th, 2010 - 11:23 pm

Having had to deal with the aftermath of an alcoholic friend’s suicide I find no humor here. Being a confused and lonely 57 year old female alcoholic is no way to live. I hope she finds someone before she takes her own life.

Dave   June 9th, 2010 - 11:52 pm

Welllllll, did they send her a husband or not? Geez now Ill never know.

unkeeaf   June 10th, 2010 - 12:04 am

Don’t call me honey. I’m done for the evening. I’m only human.

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cgray   June 10th, 2010 - 12:07 am

Fat, ugly, and drunk is no way to go through life, son.

American   June 10th, 2010 - 1:11 am

I wonder if she could hook up with Micky Moore?

Condescending Operator   June 11th, 2010 - 12:16 am

I am 911. I am powerful and condescending. I have a high school diploma.

Why am I so lonely then?

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